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    Gaped: G. YEE
 given away
 was the first
 Many of the outlaws shrieked and threw themselves
 the ground, rolling to put out the fires that had caught on
 wasn't as sur
 their clothes
 The light
 Kyoshi looked down the length of her arm at Xu. He shielded
 of the art? A
 his eyes from hers, her inner light too harsh to take in. His
 about that. T
 Both Lao
 mouth gaped open and shut like a fish. The air was moving too
 fast for him to breathe.
 Shortsighted
 "You forget, Xu," she said, and a legion of voices synchro-
 at the very st
 nized in the eye of the storm. "There is always someone who
 stands above you in judgement."
 They were bli
 own merits bu
 It was possible that other, more powerful people spoke
 decided to give
 through her in this moment. There was a chance she was sim-
 And Xu ha
 ply a puppet beholden to their collective will. But an unassail-
 ing him up. Sh
 able feeling of control told her that wasn't true. The voices could
 lend her insight, eloquence, but they couldn't take over. Many of
 them seemed to disapprove of what she was doing.
 Let them, Kyoshi thought. She was in command. She brought
 By the time sh
 Xu's face closer to hers.
 "What will you do now?" she said. "Knowing that your every
 fire that surrou
 step will have consequences?"
 the swordsmen
 trails trampled t
 She needn't have asked. Behind the terror in Xu's eyes there
 was a stronger, deeper outrage. His soul lacked any porousness,
 a routed army
 and the chance she so generously provided had washed off like
 others had dragg
 rain on lacquer. How dare she? was the only thought running
 through his head. How dare she? Consequences were for his vic-
 rice stalks.
 Surprisingly,
 fixed, his jaw a
 tims! He was a man who did whatever his power let him!
 Xu mistook her analyzing frown for a lapse in her guard and
 make of the cruel
 spat a gout of flame in her face.
 powerful figure t
 So he's a Firebender, she thought as she diverted the flames
 "Begone," shes
 off to the side with a tilt of her head. A shame for him that he'd
 Wai made the
 382
[Rise of Kyoshi Spoiler] Finished the novel only a week ago still marveling at this little detail in the text
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: G. YEE
 given away
 was the first
 Many of the outlaws shrieked and threw themselves
 the ground, rolling to put out the fires that had caught on
 wasn't as sur
 their clothes
 The light
 Kyoshi looked down the length of her arm at Xu. He shielded
 of the art? A
 his eyes from hers, her inner light too harsh to take in. His
 about that. T
 Both Lao
 mouth gaped open and shut like a fish. The air was moving too
 fast for him to breathe.
 Shortsighted
 "You forget, Xu," she said, and a legion of voices synchro-
 at the very st
 nized in the eye of the storm. "There is always someone who
 stands above you in judgement."
 They were bli
 own merits bu
 It was possible that other, more powerful people spoke
 decided to give
 through her in this moment. There was a chance she was sim-
 And Xu ha
 ply a puppet beholden to their collective will. But an unassail-
 ing him up. Sh
 able feeling of control told her that wasn't true. The voices could
 lend her insight, eloquence, but they couldn't take over. Many of
 them seemed to disapprove of what she was doing.
 Let them, Kyoshi thought. She was in command. She brought
 By the time sh
 Xu's face closer to hers.
 "What will you do now?" she said. "Knowing that your every
 fire that surrou
 step will have consequences?"
 the swordsmen
 trails trampled t
 She needn't have asked. Behind the terror in Xu's eyes there
 was a stronger, deeper outrage. His soul lacked any porousness,
 a routed army
 and the chance she so generously provided had washed off like
 others had dragg
 rain on lacquer. How dare she? was the only thought running
 through his head. How dare she? Consequences were for his vic-
 rice stalks.
 Surprisingly,
 fixed, his jaw a
 tims! He was a man who did whatever his power let him!
 Xu mistook her analyzing frown for a lapse in her guard and
 make of the cruel
 spat a gout of flame in her face.
 powerful figure t
 So he's a Firebender, she thought as she diverted the flames
 "Begone," shes
 off to the side with a tilt of her head. A shame for him that he'd
 Wai made the
 382
[Rise of Kyoshi Spoiler] Finished the novel only a week ago still marveling at this little detail in the text
                
            

            
            
[Rise of Kyoshi Spoiler] Finished the novel only a week ago still marveling at this little detail in the text

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: mezoereed
 An open letter to the girl who
 saved me today
 wickedlymad:
 When I went into the store today after work, I
 had decided I was going to be brave. I had a
 pretty good day, and I wanted to reward
 myself with something I'd been eyeing for
 quite some time. Mens underwear.
 I won't lie, I stalled quite a bit before I slunk
 over to the mens underwear section, but
 eventually I wound up in the aisle looking over
 my various options. It was while I was trying to
 figure out what size I would be, that the man is
 all his socks and sandals glory came into the
 aisle. I barely had time to look up before he
 bellowed at me, "you fucking abomination"
 I gaped like a fish while I tried to wrap my
 mind around the fact that yes, this was
 happening, and yes, he just yelled that at me.
 He said it again, and began to make his way
 towards me, very tall and very angry looking.
 All the clever things I wanted to say died in my
 throat and tears started pooling in my eyes.
 Just as he was getting right up in my face,
 telling me about how there wasn't a single god
 from any religion that would accept a piece of
 shit like me, you appeared at the end of the
 aisle. You ran towards us and put yourself
 between me and him like you weren't a tiny 5
 ft nothing. Then you stuck your finger in his
 face and told him to "shut the hole in his head
 that was spewing ignorance and hatred and
 get out because he wasn't welcome here". It
 was his turn to be the fish then, and before he
 could say another thing you shouted "GET
 THE FUCK AWAY" drawing the attention of
 shoppers who had been so conveniently hard
 of hearing before. He tucked tail and left.
 You turned to me then, put the underwear I
 had dropped back in my hand and asked if
 was okay. I was sobbing and could feel my
 face doing the ugly thing it does when I cry. I
 nodded, you asked me if there was anything
 else I wanted to look at in the mens section, I
 shook my head. You asked if I had anymore
 shopping to do. I huffed out that I wanted
 some bananas. You took my hand and lead me
 towards produce. You told me I was beautiful.
 You told me I would look so handsome in the
 underwear I picked. You helped me pick out
 bananas and told me my future was so bright
 and wonderful it was practically blinding.
 You held my hand all the way to the cashier,
 and then outside. You asked me if I wanted a
 ride, I told you l'd like to walk, that I needed
 some time to cry. You stared at me very
 seriously, then hugged me so hard I could feel
 all me pieces coming back together. You said
 "I don't even know who you are and I don't
 care, I love you"
 I cried all the way back home.
 Thank you. Thank you for everything. For who
 you are, and for what you did. Plenty of other
 people passed by and did nothing, but you
 came in like a shining beacon and all I can say
 is thank you. You saved me when I was all
 alone. Thank you.
A Heartwarming Story of Love Against Hatred
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: mezoereed
 An open letter to the girl who
 saved me today
 wickedlymad:
 When I went into the store today after work, I
 had decided I was going to be brave. I had a
 pretty good day, and I wanted to reward
 myself with something I'd been eyeing for
 quite some time. Mens underwear.
 I won't lie, I stalled quite a bit before I slunk
 over to the mens underwear section, but
 eventually I wound up in the aisle looking over
 my various options. It was while I was trying to
 figure out what size I would be, that the man is
 all his socks and sandals glory came into the
 aisle. I barely had time to look up before he
 bellowed at me, "you fucking abomination"
 I gaped like a fish while I tried to wrap my
 mind around the fact that yes, this was
 happening, and yes, he just yelled that at me.
 He said it again, and began to make his way
 towards me, very tall and very angry looking.
 All the clever things I wanted to say died in my
 throat and tears started pooling in my eyes.
 Just as he was getting right up in my face,
 telling me about how there wasn't a single god
 from any religion that would accept a piece of
 shit like me, you appeared at the end of the
 aisle. You ran towards us and put yourself
 between me and him like you weren't a tiny 5
 ft nothing. Then you stuck your finger in his
 face and told him to "shut the hole in his head
 that was spewing ignorance and hatred and
 get out because he wasn't welcome here". It
 was his turn to be the fish then, and before he
 could say another thing you shouted "GET
 THE FUCK AWAY" drawing the attention of
 shoppers who had been so conveniently hard
 of hearing before. He tucked tail and left.
 You turned to me then, put the underwear I
 had dropped back in my hand and asked if
 was okay. I was sobbing and could feel my
 face doing the ugly thing it does when I cry. I
 nodded, you asked me if there was anything
 else I wanted to look at in the mens section, I
 shook my head. You asked if I had anymore
 shopping to do. I huffed out that I wanted
 some bananas. You took my hand and lead me
 towards produce. You told me I was beautiful.
 You told me I would look so handsome in the
 underwear I picked. You helped me pick out
 bananas and told me my future was so bright
 and wonderful it was practically blinding.
 You held my hand all the way to the cashier,
 and then outside. You asked me if I wanted a
 ride, I told you l'd like to walk, that I needed
 some time to cry. You stared at me very
 seriously, then hugged me so hard I could feel
 all me pieces coming back together. You said
 "I don't even know who you are and I don't
 care, I love you"
 I cried all the way back home.
 Thank you. Thank you for everything. For who
 you are, and for what you did. Plenty of other
 people passed by and did nothing, but you
 came in like a shining beacon and all I can say
 is thank you. You saved me when I was all
 alone. Thank you.
A Heartwarming Story of Love Against Hatred
                
            

            
            
A Heartwarming Story of Love Against Hatred

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
 ths.com.au/
 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/?mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaags
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?"
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 1
 He asked what dressing
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 we should
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think I
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
Ship it
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
 ths.com.au/
 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/?mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaags
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?"
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 1
 He asked what dressing
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 we should
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think I
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
Ship it
                
            

            
            
Ship it

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
 ths.com.au/
 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/2mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaages
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" | choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 He asked what dressing
 we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said.
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think /
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "WellI
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" |
 screamed back
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
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                Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
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 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/2mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaages
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" | choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 He asked what dressing
 we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said.
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think /
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "WellI
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" |
 screamed back
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
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    Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
 ths.com.au/
 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/2mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaages
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" | choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 He asked what dressing
 we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said.
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think /
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "WellI
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" |
 screamed back
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
Me when we had are in country and I made it based on a book guess who the queen was! Me apparently everything I said about the people and food they would eat and bedtime would've got my head chopped off like Mary Antoinette. Never give that power to a seventh grader!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: $2000
 PIS Dant
 ths.com.au/
 .au/
 e.com.au/rent
 om.au/2mode=rent
 m.au/
 oadband.com.au/
 h.au/
 com.au/personal
 I Stent 32
 on ASaages
 edenwolfie:
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written on
 there help I can't
 breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal.
 First of all,
 we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths," I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop."
 good start
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 This was a
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread.
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" | choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?"
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch they, of course,
 -
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government.'
 He asked what dressing
 we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," I said.
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege-
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think /
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "WellI
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian."
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around.
 "They're your children too!" |
 screamed back
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it I don't believe you! I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "/'m sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget.
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
Me when we had are in country and I made it based on a book guess who the queen was! Me apparently everything I said about the people and food they would eat and bedtime would've got my head chopped off like Mary Antoinette. Never give that power to a seventh grader!
                
            

            
            
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    Gaped: Classes
 x TRAINS poopline-Google Doc X
 My Drive-Google Drive
 TC Energy
 X
 X
 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c-h8NaFyin8VxkFhF16vUgAVzN16hbu8s13wpdMJR4/edit
 ELP.epsb.ca
 Schoolzone
 Staffzone
 pline
 Insert Format Tools Add-ons Help All changes saved in Drive
 E1E E
 11
 в IUA
 100%
 Arial
 Normal text
 As the train entered the human fleshlight, there was an eruption of pleasure from the fleshlights
 eyes, and the trains massive caboose. The human fleshlight exclaimed, train me harder thomas
 the train. Thomas the train was happy to oblige. He thrust his massive train cock into the human
 fleshlights tiny train cum filled pussy. Upon achieving an orgasm, her nipples became absurdly
 erect, just like the massive train cock that was leaving the human fleshlights cum stained pussy.
 There was too much cum for the human fleshlight to take in though, as it began spilling out of
 her ravaged, gaped, and no longer tight human fleshlight pussy. The human fleshlight thought it
 was over, as thomas the train finally became flaccid. But thomas the train was a literal machine.
 Within a minute the human fleshlight noticed a sudden pain in her pussy, as the thomas the train
 became rock hard, and began thrusting again.
 OwO *nuzzles fleshlight* *sticky goo spew out of the caboose*
 Choo!!!! choo!!! *happy train noises
 I
 acer
 +
This is what happens when some horny teenagers share a google docs with each other when they are supposed to be doing research for “The Keystone XL Pipeline” in social class
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: Classes
 x TRAINS poopline-Google Doc X
 My Drive-Google Drive
 TC Energy
 X
 X
 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c-h8NaFyin8VxkFhF16vUgAVzN16hbu8s13wpdMJR4/edit
 ELP.epsb.ca
 Schoolzone
 Staffzone
 pline
 Insert Format Tools Add-ons Help All changes saved in Drive
 E1E E
 11
 в IUA
 100%
 Arial
 Normal text
 As the train entered the human fleshlight, there was an eruption of pleasure from the fleshlights
 eyes, and the trains massive caboose. The human fleshlight exclaimed, train me harder thomas
 the train. Thomas the train was happy to oblige. He thrust his massive train cock into the human
 fleshlights tiny train cum filled pussy. Upon achieving an orgasm, her nipples became absurdly
 erect, just like the massive train cock that was leaving the human fleshlights cum stained pussy.
 There was too much cum for the human fleshlight to take in though, as it began spilling out of
 her ravaged, gaped, and no longer tight human fleshlight pussy. The human fleshlight thought it
 was over, as thomas the train finally became flaccid. But thomas the train was a literal machine.
 Within a minute the human fleshlight noticed a sudden pain in her pussy, as the thomas the train
 became rock hard, and began thrusting again.
 OwO *nuzzles fleshlight* *sticky goo spew out of the caboose*
 Choo!!!! choo!!! *happy train noises
 I
 acer
 +
This is what happens when some horny teenagers share a google docs with each other when they are supposed to be doing research for “The Keystone XL Pipeline” in social class
                
            

            
            
This is what happens when some horny teenagers share a google docs with each other when they are supposed to be doing research for “The K...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: ROBIN
 PEACH
 ZELDA
 Gleaou listen to wisdom? Size isn't e
 that's what Zelda says whenever
 think Peach is packing from how
 It's
 honestly shocking how much thick throbbing
 girldick pops out when she pulls her waistband
 aside. This hung lady loves nothing more than to
 pass the day away jerking her monstrous
 princess cock with her soft silky gloves.
 n't everything!
 Robin's tactical
 sits between bmastery extends even to what
 n her legs. She knows just the right
 way to make hersell pop, whether she's in for a 5
 minute quickie or an hour of stroking her throbbing
 length. If you find yourself on the receiving end of
 her rod, be prepared. She'll drain your dignity dry
 ck head drives you to a hands
 cute
 people giggle or smirk at her pítiful length. Feel
 free to tease her whenever you get a look at her
 with her panties down. Flick it, compare it to your
 just how much
 her direcched red and unab you
 pinky
 are. She'll be totally
 when her fa
 to
 speak. Ah, but for ás embarrassed as she
 seems, she totally loves the abuse. If you
 suggest you seal away her cock in a chastity
 free climax in no time!
 5L
 Your touch better be on par with hers. Otherwise,
 she'l treat you no better than an object for her
 pleasure.
 If she's still not satisfied after that, a curse or
 two from Tharja can really spice up the tun.
 cage, she'l totally melt.
 DAISY
 SHEIK
 CORRIN
 Corrin has a length like a dragon, but dominant
 blood doesn't run in her veins. No, bottom or top
 e such tough cholces.
 path? Corrin loves nothing more than to fap her
 enormous dick and jizz the day enough draining
 her load into tissue after tissue.
 Nymphomania is the name of the game when it
 comes to dealing with Daisy. Whilo she might be
 sporting a dick not quite as large as Peach's, she
 makes up for it with her excessive libido. If this
 princess goes so much as a t
 her cock šeeing some stroking, sucking, or
 fucking, she's at danger of créaming her panties
 from getting so worked up.
 An androgynous transformation means a far
 more manly cock than Zelda's laughable length.
 Sheik will try to act cool and chil you with her
 ninja-esc pérsona to woo you intó submission. In
 reálity though? She's all bárk and no bite. Even if
 you buy her suave get up, you're going to find her
 groaning and thrusing in tótal bliss in no time.
 Just a few minutes in and she's bound to cum
 prematurely and leave you unsatisfied. Before
 you can even confront her over her shame, she's
 already vanished.
 Why not take your owri
 v hours without
 She's not
 heart will fold t to shows elther. Her subby
 She'll whip out her dick and stroke it anytime,
 anywhere. Just instruct her not to cum and sheI
 edge to eternity, waiting on your final command.
 o any sort of wam instructions.
 Think twice before hopping in bed with this lady.
 She's going to cause a tofal racket.
 ROSALINA
 LINK
 LUCINA
 A big woman bult with big proportions, Rosalina's
 packing a total monster underneath her gown.
 This foot-long phallus is as soft and inviting as
 Ruined. Completely and utterly ruined. Such a
 pathetic cock, he's on the lady list. He can't even
 get a proper erection anymoré! Link stopped
 caring about his dick long ago: he hasn't touched
 it in ages. He's so totally addicted to anal sex, he
 can't imagine anything but using arm-sized dildos
 and massive gerudo girl cocks to drive him to
 climax. In his mind, what other way is there to
 cum than with a imp clitty oozing spunk while
 balls deep on a superior čock? He and Zelda
 make for'a cute couple. Nothing quite gets the
 two going like rubbing their caged up cocklettes
 together before sharing a double ended dildo.
 Lucina comes from a long lineage of swordsmen.
 She herself is gifted with a weapon fit for her
 royal heritage! Unlike her ancestors, Lucina's
 swordplay is hardly satisfied with just the tip.
 Balls deep intercourse is happeninig. whether you
 like it or not. Her skills wielding her Blade are
 unmatched. Not even her father can stand his
 ground versus her giant girl cock!
 SWornan herself, featuring smooth skin and a
 foreskin.
 Of course, for how innocent she looks, Rosalina
 carries untold power. She's happy to show off
 her monsterous cock and jerk it to an
 explosive orgasm.
 recommended, unless you're looking to get totally
 gaped.
 13"
 Taking it up the butSolutely
 SAMUS
 WI FIT TRAINER
 MARTH
 a proud hero k resht me abla Marth is
 him would ever accepí the humiliating títle of
 bottom!? So what if his little tipper isn't guite on
 par with the rest of the male cast? So what if
 he's often in the
 them like a pro2 Se whalt
 "good girl" so much he's on the girl cocksize list?
 Marth is a proud swordsmen!
 Samus's cock has seen enough action not to
 blow easily. Her Varia Sult comes integrated with
 a boundless array of features to suit her body's
 needs, including the intimate ones. At a single
 volce command, luxurious artificial pussy pumped
 by merciless metal can jack off her dick for
 several minutes on end.
 Anal sex can be intimidating for beginners. A
 personal trainer is a great way to täke your anus
 from tight unmentionable to gaping, ruined semen
 dump
 The tiara totally
 you think a
 e prince like
 Be still as she inserts her lubricated finger into
 your rectum. Keep your
 knuckles submerge into your hole. Móan and
 whimper ike a tofal anal bitch as she breaks your
 bottom open with her gargantuan cock. The
 intensity is only going to go up from here. Don't
 worry though, shell make it fit.
 the femalo cast riding
 if he likes being called
 breath steady a
 s her
 11"
 It she can take 12 minutes of non-stop stroking
 without flinching, be prepared for sex that lasts
 for ages on end.
 Until you s
 want Shove a coka a won. Then, he just
 someone to
 woman out of him
 ZERO SUIT SAMUS
 BAYONETTA
 LEAF
 Wait, why on earth would Samus have different
 cock lengths based on her suit? That's all thanks
 to the marvelous feat of engineering that is the
 zero suit. Advanced science mixed with her X
 parasite-compatible body can remodel her form
 to her fit her fantasies offortlessly This length is
 her norm, but larger is far from unćommon. Don't
 be surprised if Samus comes to you with tits the
 size of her head and a latex bulgé trailing down to
 her knees. Please her well and she might offer
 you a matching suit too.
 You already know how big Bayonetta is. Look at
 her! There's not a single aspect of her that
 doesn't ooze "effortless turbo dom with enough
 cock in her pants to satisfy ivestock". You're
 going to get nearly broken in half by her
 astounding girth. Ladies are her preference, but
 guys can join in on the fun too if they let her be
 twice as rough. Either way, you're not going to
 have much control once her wicked weaves wrap
 you up and spread your legs, Every sexual
 encounter with Bayonetta is total ball-slamming,
 cock-draining actión.
 Even though she's still enjoying early adulthood,
 Leaf's cock already looks like ihat of a veteran.
 Make no mistake, it's from frequent use. This
 globe trotting champion leaves a path of filed
 holes in her wake. Any region she visit ends up
 with a baby boom for girls, anal pain for guys, and
 a steamy night tor the Pokecenter nurses who
 can find the time in th
 go to town.
 midnight shift to let Leaf
 DARK SAMUS
 PALUTENA
 SUPER SMASH BROS LADIES
 COCK SIZE
 COMPARISONS
 Dark Samus doesn't have anything comparable
 to a cock. However, it's happy to let a tentacle or
 five ooze out of its Phazon body towards you if
 you leave an orifice exposed. Don't be too
 alarmed by those wriggling ovipositor flailing
 throughouf your body the aphrodisiac coating will
 make sure you love ít in timė, Just be ready.
 Regardiess of your gender, you're going to be a
 mother once she pumps your stomach Tul of
 eggs. There's
 bödy to serve as the perfect incubator for
 writhing phazon spawn.
 You're dealing with a goddess. Her miracles can
 bend space and time to her will, al in the name of
 a ravaging orgasm.
 Worship her cock; it's the best you'll ever find.
 Clean her perfect nuts, taut full of potent spunk.
 Give yourself to Palutena. Devote yourself to her.
 She'll reward you with the best sex of your life
 and leave you' loyal to her for eternity. Now, go
 spread the word of your brilliant goddess's
 perfect cock-
 quite like a warm hurnan
 BY: OSEXTHEHEX
 VERSION 1.0
Oh yeah gimme that girl dick
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: ROBIN
 PEACH
 ZELDA
 Gleaou listen to wisdom? Size isn't e
 that's what Zelda says whenever
 think Peach is packing from how
 It's
 honestly shocking how much thick throbbing
 girldick pops out when she pulls her waistband
 aside. This hung lady loves nothing more than to
 pass the day away jerking her monstrous
 princess cock with her soft silky gloves.
 n't everything!
 Robin's tactical
 sits between bmastery extends even to what
 n her legs. She knows just the right
 way to make hersell pop, whether she's in for a 5
 minute quickie or an hour of stroking her throbbing
 length. If you find yourself on the receiving end of
 her rod, be prepared. She'll drain your dignity dry
 ck head drives you to a hands
 cute
 people giggle or smirk at her pítiful length. Feel
 free to tease her whenever you get a look at her
 with her panties down. Flick it, compare it to your
 just how much
 her direcched red and unab you
 pinky
 are. She'll be totally
 when her fa
 to
 speak. Ah, but for ás embarrassed as she
 seems, she totally loves the abuse. If you
 suggest you seal away her cock in a chastity
 free climax in no time!
 5L
 Your touch better be on par with hers. Otherwise,
 she'l treat you no better than an object for her
 pleasure.
 If she's still not satisfied after that, a curse or
 two from Tharja can really spice up the tun.
 cage, she'l totally melt.
 DAISY
 SHEIK
 CORRIN
 Corrin has a length like a dragon, but dominant
 blood doesn't run in her veins. No, bottom or top
 e such tough cholces.
 path? Corrin loves nothing more than to fap her
 enormous dick and jizz the day enough draining
 her load into tissue after tissue.
 Nymphomania is the name of the game when it
 comes to dealing with Daisy. Whilo she might be
 sporting a dick not quite as large as Peach's, she
 makes up for it with her excessive libido. If this
 princess goes so much as a t
 her cock šeeing some stroking, sucking, or
 fucking, she's at danger of créaming her panties
 from getting so worked up.
 An androgynous transformation means a far
 more manly cock than Zelda's laughable length.
 Sheik will try to act cool and chil you with her
 ninja-esc pérsona to woo you intó submission. In
 reálity though? She's all bárk and no bite. Even if
 you buy her suave get up, you're going to find her
 groaning and thrusing in tótal bliss in no time.
 Just a few minutes in and she's bound to cum
 prematurely and leave you unsatisfied. Before
 you can even confront her over her shame, she's
 already vanished.
 Why not take your owri
 v hours without
 She's not
 heart will fold t to shows elther. Her subby
 She'll whip out her dick and stroke it anytime,
 anywhere. Just instruct her not to cum and sheI
 edge to eternity, waiting on your final command.
 o any sort of wam instructions.
 Think twice before hopping in bed with this lady.
 She's going to cause a tofal racket.
 ROSALINA
 LINK
 LUCINA
 A big woman bult with big proportions, Rosalina's
 packing a total monster underneath her gown.
 This foot-long phallus is as soft and inviting as
 Ruined. Completely and utterly ruined. Such a
 pathetic cock, he's on the lady list. He can't even
 get a proper erection anymoré! Link stopped
 caring about his dick long ago: he hasn't touched
 it in ages. He's so totally addicted to anal sex, he
 can't imagine anything but using arm-sized dildos
 and massive gerudo girl cocks to drive him to
 climax. In his mind, what other way is there to
 cum than with a imp clitty oozing spunk while
 balls deep on a superior čock? He and Zelda
 make for'a cute couple. Nothing quite gets the
 two going like rubbing their caged up cocklettes
 together before sharing a double ended dildo.
 Lucina comes from a long lineage of swordsmen.
 She herself is gifted with a weapon fit for her
 royal heritage! Unlike her ancestors, Lucina's
 swordplay is hardly satisfied with just the tip.
 Balls deep intercourse is happeninig. whether you
 like it or not. Her skills wielding her Blade are
 unmatched. Not even her father can stand his
 ground versus her giant girl cock!
 SWornan herself, featuring smooth skin and a
 foreskin.
 Of course, for how innocent she looks, Rosalina
 carries untold power. She's happy to show off
 her monsterous cock and jerk it to an
 explosive orgasm.
 recommended, unless you're looking to get totally
 gaped.
 13"
 Taking it up the butSolutely
 SAMUS
 WI FIT TRAINER
 MARTH
 a proud hero k resht me abla Marth is
 him would ever accepí the humiliating títle of
 bottom!? So what if his little tipper isn't guite on
 par with the rest of the male cast? So what if
 he's often in the
 them like a pro2 Se whalt
 "good girl" so much he's on the girl cocksize list?
 Marth is a proud swordsmen!
 Samus's cock has seen enough action not to
 blow easily. Her Varia Sult comes integrated with
 a boundless array of features to suit her body's
 needs, including the intimate ones. At a single
 volce command, luxurious artificial pussy pumped
 by merciless metal can jack off her dick for
 several minutes on end.
 Anal sex can be intimidating for beginners. A
 personal trainer is a great way to täke your anus
 from tight unmentionable to gaping, ruined semen
 dump
 The tiara totally
 you think a
 e prince like
 Be still as she inserts her lubricated finger into
 your rectum. Keep your
 knuckles submerge into your hole. Móan and
 whimper ike a tofal anal bitch as she breaks your
 bottom open with her gargantuan cock. The
 intensity is only going to go up from here. Don't
 worry though, shell make it fit.
 the femalo cast riding
 if he likes being called
 breath steady a
 s her
 11"
 It she can take 12 minutes of non-stop stroking
 without flinching, be prepared for sex that lasts
 for ages on end.
 Until you s
 want Shove a coka a won. Then, he just
 someone to
 woman out of him
 ZERO SUIT SAMUS
 BAYONETTA
 LEAF
 Wait, why on earth would Samus have different
 cock lengths based on her suit? That's all thanks
 to the marvelous feat of engineering that is the
 zero suit. Advanced science mixed with her X
 parasite-compatible body can remodel her form
 to her fit her fantasies offortlessly This length is
 her norm, but larger is far from unćommon. Don't
 be surprised if Samus comes to you with tits the
 size of her head and a latex bulgé trailing down to
 her knees. Please her well and she might offer
 you a matching suit too.
 You already know how big Bayonetta is. Look at
 her! There's not a single aspect of her that
 doesn't ooze "effortless turbo dom with enough
 cock in her pants to satisfy ivestock". You're
 going to get nearly broken in half by her
 astounding girth. Ladies are her preference, but
 guys can join in on the fun too if they let her be
 twice as rough. Either way, you're not going to
 have much control once her wicked weaves wrap
 you up and spread your legs, Every sexual
 encounter with Bayonetta is total ball-slamming,
 cock-draining actión.
 Even though she's still enjoying early adulthood,
 Leaf's cock already looks like ihat of a veteran.
 Make no mistake, it's from frequent use. This
 globe trotting champion leaves a path of filed
 holes in her wake. Any region she visit ends up
 with a baby boom for girls, anal pain for guys, and
 a steamy night tor the Pokecenter nurses who
 can find the time in th
 go to town.
 midnight shift to let Leaf
 DARK SAMUS
 PALUTENA
 SUPER SMASH BROS LADIES
 COCK SIZE
 COMPARISONS
 Dark Samus doesn't have anything comparable
 to a cock. However, it's happy to let a tentacle or
 five ooze out of its Phazon body towards you if
 you leave an orifice exposed. Don't be too
 alarmed by those wriggling ovipositor flailing
 throughouf your body the aphrodisiac coating will
 make sure you love ít in timė, Just be ready.
 Regardiess of your gender, you're going to be a
 mother once she pumps your stomach Tul of
 eggs. There's
 bödy to serve as the perfect incubator for
 writhing phazon spawn.
 You're dealing with a goddess. Her miracles can
 bend space and time to her will, al in the name of
 a ravaging orgasm.
 Worship her cock; it's the best you'll ever find.
 Clean her perfect nuts, taut full of potent spunk.
 Give yourself to Palutena. Devote yourself to her.
 She'll reward you with the best sex of your life
 and leave you' loyal to her for eternity. Now, go
 spread the word of your brilliant goddess's
 perfect cock-
 quite like a warm hurnan
 BY: OSEXTHEHEX
 VERSION 1.0
Oh yeah gimme that girl dick
                
            

            
            
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    Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
                
            

            
            
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
                
            

            
            
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    Gaped: File: wut jpg (13 KB, 259x194)
 Anonymous 09/22/18(Sat)21:01:20 No.780513639
 ITT: autistic younger self
 s-be me
 >-be autistic 7 yrs old at the time
 >-at my grandparents with mom for some shitty festivity
 >-mom is talking with my grandparents and other guests in the kitchen
 >-i decide im too cool for that shit so i go in the bedroom
 >-find some old plastic little bouncy ball
 >-start playing withit
 >-and by playing with it i mean throwing it as hard as i can into the wall behind the big bed and trying to catch it when it bounced
 >-shit was cash
 >-after a while feel the need to poop
 >-not now.btc
 >-5 more minutes and ill go
 >-spinchter says no
 >-spinchter used "relax"
 >-it's super effective
 >-oh no you didnt
 >-suddenly stop, trying to comprehend what happend
 >-my tummy isnt hurting and my anus isnt puckered anymore
 >-feel something between my buttcheeks
 >-its a damn shit log
 >-its so big that my ass couldnt have possibly gaped that much to give birth to it
 >-like, it gaped even more than that time with the rape dwanf
 >-brain.bat has stopped working
 >-decide to take off my pants while taking precautions to not drop the shitlog
 >-then, while trying to balance the payload on the bottom side of the underware, walk with it hanging between my legs to the kitchen
 -fuck bathroom.avi
 >-mfw i present myself in front of all the people there with my underware hanging between my legs and with a shitlog resting on them
 >-mfw i was considered the "smart" kid between all the other relatives' kids
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 Anonymous 09/22/18(Sat)21:01:20 No.780513639
 ITT: autistic younger self
 s-be me
 >-be autistic 7 yrs old at the time
 >-at my grandparents with mom for some shitty festivity
 >-mom is talking with my grandparents and other guests in the kitchen
 >-i decide im too cool for that shit so i go in the bedroom
 >-find some old plastic little bouncy ball
 >-start playing withit
 >-and by playing with it i mean throwing it as hard as i can into the wall behind the big bed and trying to catch it when it bounced
 >-shit was cash
 >-after a while feel the need to poop
 >-not now.btc
 >-5 more minutes and ill go
 >-spinchter says no
 >-spinchter used "relax"
 >-it's super effective
 >-oh no you didnt
 >-suddenly stop, trying to comprehend what happend
 >-my tummy isnt hurting and my anus isnt puckered anymore
 >-feel something between my buttcheeks
 >-its a damn shit log
 >-its so big that my ass couldnt have possibly gaped that much to give birth to it
 >-like, it gaped even more than that time with the rape dwanf
 >-brain.bat has stopped working
 >-decide to take off my pants while taking precautions to not drop the shitlog
 >-then, while trying to balance the payload on the bottom side of the underware, walk with it hanging between my legs to the kitchen
 -fuck bathroom.avi
 >-mfw i present myself in front of all the people there with my underware hanging between my legs and with a shitlog resting on them
 >-mfw i was considered the "smart" kid between all the other relatives' kids
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    Gaped: 34M Kinkster
 2w
 text me when u are horny and get ready to explore a whole new world of sexual submission
 26MtF sub
 2w
 How many girls did you get with that pick-up line, I wonder?
 34M Kinkster
 nah... it aint like that how does that make u feel u is that what u want dont overthink bunny u want
 to be trained by the best u wanna be horny all the time with a daddy u can be proud of for training
 u right?
 26MtF sub
 2w
 I just receive so many messages like yours everyday, it's becoming a bit tiring
 I'm not sure what you expect from sending a message that essentially just says "T wanna Dom
 As my profile mentions: I don't submit easily. To me, BDSM is about trust, and the connection I
 have with the person.
 So do you really expect a woman to just say yes to a random guy who just messaged her, without
 even telling her why you think we'd be compatible, without meeting up 1st, getting to know me,
 seeing if we have similar kinks/interests, discussing boundaries, etc.?
 I just don't really understand the logic here
 34M Kinkster
 u send mixed messages but its all right when I see your comments on your latest pic but we still
 learning... im just sayingI can be that if that's what u want and need tell me a little about what u
 want and need so I can see if im for u..
 26MtF sub
 I'm not sending mixed messages at all dude, me posting pics doesn't mean I'm ready to submit to
 the 1st guy that asks for it
 If someone wants me to submit to them, they have to earn it. Being a dom is both a privilege and
 a r
 I receive dozens of message everyday that are essentially just like yours (like "hey let me dom
 you"), so if you want to find a sub, then when you message them maybe you should focus on why
 the sub should choose you over the other 100 guys who messaged her.
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 l get it so I came out a little hard u being bratty or just sick and tired lf u sick and tired I cant play
 with u if u want to tell me what u want and need text me back
 26MtF sub
 I'm mostly being bratty, but I'm still serious
 I do receive a lot of messages similar to yours, and I see no reason to say yes to any of you,
 since everyone just seems to want me to submit immediately, while that's not how it works for
 me
 If you wanna be a dom, tell me why you'd make a good Dom, tell me why I should choose you
 over other guys, just tell me anything about yourself except that you want me, since you (and all
 other guys messaging me) usually make that clear within the 1st sentence
 Then, maybe we can get to know each other, and maybe you'll get my trust, and only then will
 consider doing stuff with you. Not before
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 U got to learn to follow instruction as a sub.. .that's first. fot the third time what u want and what u
 need bunny wont ask u again,Tell me how hungry your little ass hole is how often do u feed it?U
 watch lots of porn I need u to tell me those things so I can see how I will start off with u if we ever
 26MtF sub
 2w
 Ok first of all, I'm not your sub, so I have no obligation to obey you.
 If someone wants me to submit, they need to earn it, and you're FAR from having earned my
 2nd, I don't have to tell you anything. I explicitly told to tell me more about yourself to see if I was
 interested
 If you can't do that, you're not fit to be my dom, or anyone's Dom for that matter, in my opinion
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 youre waisting my time u a suzy choosy not worth my time im chatting with much worthier subs
 that u u definitely not my sub u aint even a sub u just a needy bitch who is is trying to flip the script
 on me. U a waist of my time.. . when u ready to open up text me until then keep that ass gaped
 fuck it some more when u are ripe for the picking I will come back for u u are still way to green for
 my taste
 26MtF sub
 Fuck off
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 u ran out of words already I aint mad u just dont know any better dont cry over what I just texted I
 dont even know if u are a real person yet lol... anyway I wont loose my time with u anymore dont
 worry your pretty ass and nice lips with me.lts a big world and u will learn that u will get a lots and
 lots of people like me texting me the exact things I am texting u right now u said it yourself how
 many people did u tell to fuck off lately mmmm... Think about that for a sec
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: 34M Kinkster
 2w
 text me when u are horny and get ready to explore a whole new world of sexual submission
 26MtF sub
 2w
 How many girls did you get with that pick-up line, I wonder?
 34M Kinkster
 nah... it aint like that how does that make u feel u is that what u want dont overthink bunny u want
 to be trained by the best u wanna be horny all the time with a daddy u can be proud of for training
 u right?
 26MtF sub
 2w
 I just receive so many messages like yours everyday, it's becoming a bit tiring
 I'm not sure what you expect from sending a message that essentially just says "T wanna Dom
 As my profile mentions: I don't submit easily. To me, BDSM is about trust, and the connection I
 have with the person.
 So do you really expect a woman to just say yes to a random guy who just messaged her, without
 even telling her why you think we'd be compatible, without meeting up 1st, getting to know me,
 seeing if we have similar kinks/interests, discussing boundaries, etc.?
 I just don't really understand the logic here
 34M Kinkster
 u send mixed messages but its all right when I see your comments on your latest pic but we still
 learning... im just sayingI can be that if that's what u want and need tell me a little about what u
 want and need so I can see if im for u..
 26MtF sub
 I'm not sending mixed messages at all dude, me posting pics doesn't mean I'm ready to submit to
 the 1st guy that asks for it
 If someone wants me to submit to them, they have to earn it. Being a dom is both a privilege and
 a r
 I receive dozens of message everyday that are essentially just like yours (like "hey let me dom
 you"), so if you want to find a sub, then when you message them maybe you should focus on why
 the sub should choose you over the other 100 guys who messaged her.
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 l get it so I came out a little hard u being bratty or just sick and tired lf u sick and tired I cant play
 with u if u want to tell me what u want and need text me back
 26MtF sub
 I'm mostly being bratty, but I'm still serious
 I do receive a lot of messages similar to yours, and I see no reason to say yes to any of you,
 since everyone just seems to want me to submit immediately, while that's not how it works for
 me
 If you wanna be a dom, tell me why you'd make a good Dom, tell me why I should choose you
 over other guys, just tell me anything about yourself except that you want me, since you (and all
 other guys messaging me) usually make that clear within the 1st sentence
 Then, maybe we can get to know each other, and maybe you'll get my trust, and only then will
 consider doing stuff with you. Not before
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 U got to learn to follow instruction as a sub.. .that's first. fot the third time what u want and what u
 need bunny wont ask u again,Tell me how hungry your little ass hole is how often do u feed it?U
 watch lots of porn I need u to tell me those things so I can see how I will start off with u if we ever
 26MtF sub
 2w
 Ok first of all, I'm not your sub, so I have no obligation to obey you.
 If someone wants me to submit, they need to earn it, and you're FAR from having earned my
 2nd, I don't have to tell you anything. I explicitly told to tell me more about yourself to see if I was
 interested
 If you can't do that, you're not fit to be my dom, or anyone's Dom for that matter, in my opinion
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 youre waisting my time u a suzy choosy not worth my time im chatting with much worthier subs
 that u u definitely not my sub u aint even a sub u just a needy bitch who is is trying to flip the script
 on me. U a waist of my time.. . when u ready to open up text me until then keep that ass gaped
 fuck it some more when u are ripe for the picking I will come back for u u are still way to green for
 my taste
 26MtF sub
 Fuck off
 34M Kinkster
 2w
 u ran out of words already I aint mad u just dont know any better dont cry over what I just texted I
 dont even know if u are a real person yet lol... anyway I wont loose my time with u anymore dont
 worry your pretty ass and nice lips with me.lts a big world and u will learn that u will get a lots and
 lots of people like me texting me the exact things I am texting u right now u said it yourself how
 many people did u tell to fuck off lately mmmm... Think about that for a sec
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 “Okay," I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on o
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,"
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 ur
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said
 Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian - how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my
 sandwiches."
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences - I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
I can't live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget
                
            

            
            
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    Gaped: An open letter to the girl who
 saved me today
 When I went into the store today after work, I
 had decided I was going to be brave. I had a
 pretty good day, and I wanted to reward
 myself with something I'd been eyeing for
 quite some time. Mens underwear.
 I won't lie, I stalled quite a bit before I slunk
 over to the mens underwear section, but
 eventually I wound up in the aisle looking over
 my various options. It was while I was trying to
 figure out what size I would be, that the man is
 all his socks and sandals glory came into the
 aisle. I barely had time to look up before he
 bellowed at me, "you fucking abomination"
 I gaped like a fish while I tried to wrap my
 mind around the fact that yes, this was
 happening, and yes, he just yelled that at me.
 He said it again, and began to make his way
 towards me, very tall and very angry looking.
 All the clever things I wanted to say died in my
 throat and tears started pooling in my eyes.
 Just as he was getting right up in my face,
 telling me about how there wasn't a single god
 from any religion that would accept a piece of
 shit like me, you appeared at the end of the
 aisle. You ran towards us and put yourself
 between me and him like you weren't a tiny 5
 ft nothing. Then you stuck your finger in his
 face and told him to "shut the hole in his head
 that was spewing ignorance and hatred and
 get out because he wasn't welcome here". It
 was his turn to be the fish then, and before he
 could say another thing you shouted "GET
 THE FUCK AWAY" drawing the attention of
 shoppers who had been so conveniently hard
 of hearing before. He tucked tail and left.
 You turned to me then, put the underwear I
 had dropped back in my hand and asked if I
 was okay. I was sobbing and could feel my
 face doing the ugly thing it does when I cry. I
 nodded, you asked me if there was anything
 else I wanted to look at in the mens section, I
 shook my head. You asked if I had anymore
 shopping to do. I huffed out that I wanted
 some bananas. You took my hand and lead me
 towards produce. You told me I was beautiful.
 You told me I would look so handsome in the
 underwear I picked. You helped me pick out
 bananas and told me my future was so bright
 and wonderful it was practically blinding
 You held my hand all the way to the cashier,
 and then outside. You asked me if I wanted a
 ride, I told you I'd like to walk, that I needed
 some time to cry. You stared at me very
 seriously, then hugged me so hard I could feel
 all me pieces coming back together. You said
 "I don't even know who you are and I don't
 care, I love you"
 I cried all the way back home.
 Thank you. Thank you for everything. For who
 you are, and for what you did. Plenty of other
 people passed by and did nothing, but you
 came in like a shining beacon and all I can say
 is thank you. You saved me when I was all
 lnne Thank xO
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: An open letter to the girl who
 saved me today
 When I went into the store today after work, I
 had decided I was going to be brave. I had a
 pretty good day, and I wanted to reward
 myself with something I'd been eyeing for
 quite some time. Mens underwear.
 I won't lie, I stalled quite a bit before I slunk
 over to the mens underwear section, but
 eventually I wound up in the aisle looking over
 my various options. It was while I was trying to
 figure out what size I would be, that the man is
 all his socks and sandals glory came into the
 aisle. I barely had time to look up before he
 bellowed at me, "you fucking abomination"
 I gaped like a fish while I tried to wrap my
 mind around the fact that yes, this was
 happening, and yes, he just yelled that at me.
 He said it again, and began to make his way
 towards me, very tall and very angry looking.
 All the clever things I wanted to say died in my
 throat and tears started pooling in my eyes.
 Just as he was getting right up in my face,
 telling me about how there wasn't a single god
 from any religion that would accept a piece of
 shit like me, you appeared at the end of the
 aisle. You ran towards us and put yourself
 between me and him like you weren't a tiny 5
 ft nothing. Then you stuck your finger in his
 face and told him to "shut the hole in his head
 that was spewing ignorance and hatred and
 get out because he wasn't welcome here". It
 was his turn to be the fish then, and before he
 could say another thing you shouted "GET
 THE FUCK AWAY" drawing the attention of
 shoppers who had been so conveniently hard
 of hearing before. He tucked tail and left.
 You turned to me then, put the underwear I
 had dropped back in my hand and asked if I
 was okay. I was sobbing and could feel my
 face doing the ugly thing it does when I cry. I
 nodded, you asked me if there was anything
 else I wanted to look at in the mens section, I
 shook my head. You asked if I had anymore
 shopping to do. I huffed out that I wanted
 some bananas. You took my hand and lead me
 towards produce. You told me I was beautiful.
 You told me I would look so handsome in the
 underwear I picked. You helped me pick out
 bananas and told me my future was so bright
 and wonderful it was practically blinding
 You held my hand all the way to the cashier,
 and then outside. You asked me if I wanted a
 ride, I told you I'd like to walk, that I needed
 some time to cry. You stared at me very
 seriously, then hugged me so hard I could feel
 all me pieces coming back together. You said
 "I don't even know who you are and I don't
 care, I love you"
 I cried all the way back home.
 Thank you. Thank you for everything. For who
 you are, and for what you did. Plenty of other
 people passed by and did nothing, but you
 came in like a shining beacon and all I can say
 is thank you. You saved me when I was all
 lnne Thank xO
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: 02
 edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-"
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay, I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh,I said
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 “Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: 02
 edenwolfie
 my year 8 students had to do a
 budgeting activity pretending they
 were living out of home on $2000
 a month and I find this written orn
 there help I can't fucking breathe
 We had to do this and I was
 partnered with a boy whose parents
 are a scientist and a doctor. My
 family spawned the book: Top
 Drawer Villain - autobiography of a
 London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where
 we would shop. He wanted to buy
 from Booths. "We are not buying
 from Booths, I snapped. "Get on
 Asda's website right now." His face
 froze.
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's
 where... The Lower Classes shop.
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu.
 We started on breakfast. "Toast," he
 said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda
 has its own wholemeal-"
 "Warburton's thick-slice white bread
 Nothing else. With olive oil."
 "You WHAT?" I choked. "You have
 olive oil, on your toast, in the
 morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 "Okay, I said, "but what will the
 children eat?"
 He gaped at me. "The children? We
 have children?
 We continued. All was well until it
 came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the
 children's lunch- they, of course
 would get free school meals. "Yes,
 he agreed; "if we can't even afford
 Bertolli then they can get school
 meals on the government."
 He asked what dressing we should
 have on our ham. "Nuh-uh,I said
 "Can't have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 "But I'm not."
 “Yes, but we're married and we can
 only afford one sandwich filler so it
 has to be vege
 "We're married!?"
 "Of course we're married! You're
 devout Christian how do you think
 convinced you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I
 want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder - I need ham on my
 sandwiches.
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner.
 "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard;
 "for dinner, we can have... Chicken
 nuggets and... Beans?"
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And
 beans."
 "We need vegetables. The children
 have to have a balanced diet."
 "You and your children!" he yelled,
 and the whole class looked around
 "They're your children too!" I
 screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head
 and looking distraught. "I don't
 believe it -I don't believe you!I
 wouldn't have your children!"
 "Please," I cried, standing up also.
 Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared
 between me and the door through
 which he had vanished. "I'm sorry," I
 whispered, "but we couldn't do it any
 more. There were just too many
 differences I can't live with
 someone who thinks champagne is a
 budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he
 gets to university
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day,
 a shirt I got at Gamestop on sale. It features a
 vintage cover of a Cap comic and it's one of my
 favorite shirts. I wore it to work and then
 needed to go to Micro Center (local computer
 store) to buy a new video card for my PC
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my
 husband, who is infinitely smarter about
 computers than I am (considering I work in IT)
 and we're trying to find a better, but cost
 effective video card and this guy, who looks like
 he walked out of King of the Hill and who, I kid
 you not, somehow smelled of pizza and
 Mountain Dew, glances over at me and with a
 stupid smirk on his face says, "Bet you can't
 name one Golden Age Captain America title."
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant
 trends of shaming female comic book and
 video game fans are a real thing but I have
 been wearing DC and Marvel shirts for a very
 long time and never had someone actually call
 me on it, least of all in public. My first reaction
 was to roll my eyes and ignore him. My
 husband turned his head and said, "Excuse
 me?" in a rather loud voice, but I decided to
 embrace this "teaching moment" and turned to
 I told him. "I'll name five Golden Age titles if you
 can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to
 find a woman's G-spot."
 The look on his face would have been enough
 to make me turn around, satisfied that I'd shut
 him up, but I wanted to drive my point home,
 because fuck that guy, right?
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 By now, a store employee had stepped into the
 aisle to pull something from the shelves and
 overheard my licentious question. Mr. Mountain
 Dew gaped silently, like a fish out of water and l
 waited patiently, the same smile on my face
 After a minute of silence, I said, "Nothing?"
 Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said
 "What the hell does that have to do with
 Captain America?'"
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, l
 want you to clarify something. Do you like
 women?"
 Once again, he was speechless but eventually
 said, "Yes," in a defiant, indignant tone.
 "interesting," i sald. "Now correct me IT i'm
 wrong, but your demand that I name a Captain
 America title was intended to prove that I was
 somehow impersonating a comic book fan by
 daring to wear this shirt in broad daylight, am l
 right?"
 Silence. So I continued.
 "But if I apply the same logic to you, it could be
 said that you're impersonating a heterosexual
 male, because after all, why should you be
 allowed to fuck women if you don't know how
 to do it properly?"
 I didn't wait for him to answer. I grabbed my
 video card, paid, and left and now, I wear that
 Cap shirt with a sense of victory I didn't have
 before
 Moral of the story, kids: Don't be a dick to
 people who wear their fandoms or interests on
 their clothes if you can't handle the clapback.
 *claps slowly*
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day,
 a shirt I got at Gamestop on sale. It features a
 vintage cover of a Cap comic and it's one of my
 favorite shirts. I wore it to work and then
 needed to go to Micro Center (local computer
 store) to buy a new video card for my PC
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my
 husband, who is infinitely smarter about
 computers than I am (considering I work in IT)
 and we're trying to find a better, but cost
 effective video card and this guy, who looks like
 he walked out of King of the Hill and who, I kid
 you not, somehow smelled of pizza and
 Mountain Dew, glances over at me and with a
 stupid smirk on his face says, "Bet you can't
 name one Golden Age Captain America title."
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant
 trends of shaming female comic book and
 video game fans are a real thing but I have
 been wearing DC and Marvel shirts for a very
 long time and never had someone actually call
 me on it, least of all in public. My first reaction
 was to roll my eyes and ignore him. My
 husband turned his head and said, "Excuse
 me?" in a rather loud voice, but I decided to
 embrace this "teaching moment" and turned to
 I told him. "I'll name five Golden Age titles if you
 can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to
 find a woman's G-spot."
 The look on his face would have been enough
 to make me turn around, satisfied that I'd shut
 him up, but I wanted to drive my point home,
 because fuck that guy, right?
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 By now, a store employee had stepped into the
 aisle to pull something from the shelves and
 overheard my licentious question. Mr. Mountain
 Dew gaped silently, like a fish out of water and l
 waited patiently, the same smile on my face
 After a minute of silence, I said, "Nothing?"
 Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said
 "What the hell does that have to do with
 Captain America?'"
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, l
 want you to clarify something. Do you like
 women?"
 Once again, he was speechless but eventually
 said, "Yes," in a defiant, indignant tone.
 "interesting," i sald. "Now correct me IT i'm
 wrong, but your demand that I name a Captain
 America title was intended to prove that I was
 somehow impersonating a comic book fan by
 daring to wear this shirt in broad daylight, am l
 right?"
 Silence. So I continued.
 "But if I apply the same logic to you, it could be
 said that you're impersonating a heterosexual
 male, because after all, why should you be
 allowed to fuck women if you don't know how
 to do it properly?"
 I didn't wait for him to answer. I grabbed my
 video card, paid, and left and now, I wear that
 Cap shirt with a sense of victory I didn't have
 before
 Moral of the story, kids: Don't be a dick to
 people who wear their fandoms or interests on
 their clothes if you can't handle the clapback.
 *claps slowly*
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist
 and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of
 a London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from
 Booths. "We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda's website
 right now." His face froze
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's where... The Lower Classes shop."
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. "Toast," he said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemea-"
 Warburton's thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil."
 You WHAT?" choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?
 He gaped at me. "The children? We have children?
 We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the children's lunch they, of course, would get
 free school meals. "Yes," he agreed, "if we can't even afford Bertolli then they
 can get school meals on the government.
 He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," said. "Can't
 have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be
 vege-
 "We're married!?"
 Of course we're married! You're devout Christian - how do you think I convinced
 you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my sandwiches
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner. "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard, "for
 dinner, we can have... Chicken nuggets and... Beans?
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet."
 You and your children! he yelled, and the whole class looked around
 They're your children too I screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. "I don't believe it - I
 don't believe you! I wouldn't have your children!
 Please,i cried, standing up also. "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he
 had vanished. "I'm sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn't do it any more. There
 were just too many differences - I can't live with someone who thinks
 champagne is a budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he gets to university
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist
 and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of
 a London criminal
 First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from
 Booths. "We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda's website
 right now." His face froze
 "A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that's where... The Lower Classes shop."
 This was a good start.
 We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. "Toast," he said
 "Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemea-"
 Warburton's thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil."
 You WHAT?" choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?
 He frowned. "Who doesn't?"
 Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?
 He gaped at me. "The children? We have children?
 We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our
 sandwiches. We even sorted out the children's lunch they, of course, would get
 free school meals. "Yes," he agreed, "if we can't even afford Bertolli then they
 can get school meals on the government.
 He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. "Nuh-uh," said. "Can't
 have ham. I'm vegetarian."
 But I'm not."
 "Yes, but we're married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be
 vege-
 "We're married!?"
 Of course we're married! You're devout Christian - how do you think I convinced
 you to have children?"
 He shook his head, frowning. "Well I want ham. You'll have to put back the
 washing powder- I need ham on my sandwiches
 We continued. Finally, it was dinner. "Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard, "for
 dinner, we can have... Chicken nuggets and... Beans?
 "Vegetarian.
 "Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.
 "We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet."
 You and your children! he yelled, and the whole class looked around
 They're your children too I screamed back.
 He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. "I don't believe it - I
 don't believe you! I wouldn't have your children!
 Please,i cried, standing up also. "Don't-"
 "I want a divorce!"
 And he walked out of the classroom.
 The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he
 had vanished. "I'm sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn't do it any more. There
 were just too many differences - I can't live with someone who thinks
 champagne is a budget."
 I can't wait to see this guy when he gets to university
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: The look on his face would have been enough to make
 me turn around, satisfied that I'd shut him up, but I
 Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day, a shirtI wanted to drive my point home, because fuck that
 got at Gamestop on sale. It features a vintage cover of guy, right?
 a Cap comic and it's one of my favorite shirts. I wore it
 to work and then needed to go to Micro Center (local
 computer store) to buy a new video card for my PC. By now, a store employee had stepped into the aisle to can't handle the clapback.
 I didn't wait for him to answer. I grabbed my video
 a sense of victory I didn't have before.
 Moral of the story, kids: Don't be a dick to people who
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 wear their fandoms or interests on their clothes if you
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my husband,
 who is infinitely smarter about computers than I am
 (considering I work in IT) and we're trying to find a
 better, but cost effective video card and this guy, who
 pull something from the shelves and overheard my
 licentious question. Mr. Mountain Dew gaped silently,
 like a fish out of water and I waited patiently, the same
 smile on my face. After a minute of silence, I said,Hail to the queen! You don't owe anyone an answer
 "Nothing?
 but damn was that a great one
 oks like he walked out of King of the Hill and who, I Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said, "What
 kid you not, somehow smelled of pizza and Mountain the hell does that have to do with Captain America?"
 Dew, glances over at me and with a stupid smirk on
 his face says, "Bet you can't name one Golden Age
 Captain America title."
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, I want you
 to clarify something. Do you like women?"
 again, he was speechless but eventually said,
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant trends once ga
 of shaming female comic book and video game fans
 are a real thing but I have been wearing DC and
 Marvel shirts for a very long time and never had
 someone actually call me on it, least of all in public
 My first reaction was to roll my eyes and ignore him. a comic book fan by daring to wear this shirt in broad
 My husband turned his head and said, "Excuse me?" daylight, am I right?"
 in a rather loud voice, but I decided to embrace this Silence. So I continued
 "teaching moment" and turned to him
 "Yes," in a defiant, indignant tone.
 "Interesting," I said. "Now correct me if I'm wrong, but
 your demand that I name a Captain America title was
 tended to prove that I was somehow impersonating
 Originally posted by ungifable
 "But if I apply the same logic to you, it could be said
 I smiled politely and nodded. "I'll tell you what," I told that you're impersonating a heterosexual male
 him. "I'll name five Golden Age titles if you can tell me, because after all, why should you be allowed to fuck
 in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman's G women if you don't know how to do it properly?"
 spot."
 Holy. My Queen. I'm always scared to wear my fandom
 shirts because of
 this but now...well
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                Gaped: The look on his face would have been enough to make
 me turn around, satisfied that I'd shut him up, but I
 Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day, a shirtI wanted to drive my point home, because fuck that
 got at Gamestop on sale. It features a vintage cover of guy, right?
 a Cap comic and it's one of my favorite shirts. I wore it
 to work and then needed to go to Micro Center (local
 computer store) to buy a new video card for my PC. By now, a store employee had stepped into the aisle to can't handle the clapback.
 I didn't wait for him to answer. I grabbed my video
 a sense of victory I didn't have before.
 Moral of the story, kids: Don't be a dick to people who
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 wear their fandoms or interests on their clothes if you
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my husband,
 who is infinitely smarter about computers than I am
 (considering I work in IT) and we're trying to find a
 better, but cost effective video card and this guy, who
 pull something from the shelves and overheard my
 licentious question. Mr. Mountain Dew gaped silently,
 like a fish out of water and I waited patiently, the same
 smile on my face. After a minute of silence, I said,Hail to the queen! You don't owe anyone an answer
 "Nothing?
 but damn was that a great one
 oks like he walked out of King of the Hill and who, I Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said, "What
 kid you not, somehow smelled of pizza and Mountain the hell does that have to do with Captain America?"
 Dew, glances over at me and with a stupid smirk on
 his face says, "Bet you can't name one Golden Age
 Captain America title."
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, I want you
 to clarify something. Do you like women?"
 again, he was speechless but eventually said,
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant trends once ga
 of shaming female comic book and video game fans
 are a real thing but I have been wearing DC and
 Marvel shirts for a very long time and never had
 someone actually call me on it, least of all in public
 My first reaction was to roll my eyes and ignore him. a comic book fan by daring to wear this shirt in broad
 My husband turned his head and said, "Excuse me?" daylight, am I right?"
 in a rather loud voice, but I decided to embrace this Silence. So I continued
 "teaching moment" and turned to him
 "Yes," in a defiant, indignant tone.
 "Interesting," I said. "Now correct me if I'm wrong, but
 your demand that I name a Captain America title was
 tended to prove that I was somehow impersonating
 Originally posted by ungifable
 "But if I apply the same logic to you, it could be said
 I smiled politely and nodded. "I'll tell you what," I told that you're impersonating a heterosexual male
 him. "I'll name five Golden Age titles if you can tell me, because after all, why should you be allowed to fuck
 in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman's G women if you don't know how to do it properly?"
 spot."
 Holy. My Queen. I'm always scared to wear my fandom
 shirts because of
 this but now...well
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    Gaped: Facial Muscles
 Carnivore Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
 HerbivoreWell-developed
 Omnivore Reduced
 Human
 Well-developed
 Jaw Type
 Carnivore Angle not expanded
 Herbivore Expanded angle
 Omnivore Angle not expanded
 Human Expanded angle
 Jaw Joint Location
 Carnivore On same plane as molar teeth
 Herbivore Above the plane of the molars
 Omnivore On same plane as molar teeth
 Human
 Above the plane of the molars
 Jaw Motion
 Carnivore Shearing: minimal side-to-side motion
 Herbivore No shear: good side-to-side, front-to-back
Man's stomach is single-chambered, but only moderately acidic. (Clinically, a person presenting with a gastric pH less than 4-5 when there is food in the stomach is cause for concern.) The stomach volume represents about 21-27% of the total volume of the human GI tract. The stomach serves as a mixing and storage chamber, mixing and liquefying ingested foodstuffs and regulating their entry into the small intestine. The human small intestine is long, averaging from 10 to 11 times the body length. (Our small intestine averages 22 to 30 feet in length. Human body size is measured from the top of the head to end of the spine and averages between two to three feet in length in normal-sized individuals.) The human colon demonstrates the pouched structure peculiar to herbivores. The distensible large intestine is larger in cross-section than the small intestine, and is relatively long. Man's colon is responsible for water and electrolyte absorption and vitamin production and absorption. There is also extensive bacterial fermentation of fibrous plant materials, with the production and absorption of significant amounts of food energy (volatile short-chain fatty acids) depending upon the fiber content of the diet. The extent to which the fermentation and absorption of metabolites takes place in the human colon has only recently begun to be investigated. In conclusion, we see that human beings have the gastrointestinal tract structure of a "committed" herbivore. Humankind does not show the mixed structural features one expects and finds in anatomical omnivores such as bears and raccoons. Thus, from comparing the gastrointestinal tract of humans to that of carnivores, herbivores and omnivores we must conclude that humankind's GI tract is designed for a purely plant-food diet. http:-www.vegsource.com-news-2009-11-the-comparative-anatomy-of-eating.html notcarnivore notcarnivores plantbased govegan commonsense wakeup herbivore
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: Facial Muscles
 Carnivore Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
 HerbivoreWell-developed
 Omnivore Reduced
 Human
 Well-developed
 Jaw Type
 Carnivore Angle not expanded
 Herbivore Expanded angle
 Omnivore Angle not expanded
 Human Expanded angle
 Jaw Joint Location
 Carnivore On same plane as molar teeth
 Herbivore Above the plane of the molars
 Omnivore On same plane as molar teeth
 Human
 Above the plane of the molars
 Jaw Motion
 Carnivore Shearing: minimal side-to-side motion
 Herbivore No shear: good side-to-side, front-to-back
Man's stomach is single-chambered, but only moderately acidic. (Clinically, a person presenting with a gastric pH less than 4-5 when there is food in the stomach is cause for concern.) The stomach volume represents about 21-27% of the total volume of the human GI tract. The stomach serves as a mixing and storage chamber, mixing and liquefying ingested foodstuffs and regulating their entry into the small intestine. The human small intestine is long, averaging from 10 to 11 times the body length. (Our small intestine averages 22 to 30 feet in length. Human body size is measured from the top of the head to end of the spine and averages between two to three feet in length in normal-sized individuals.) The human colon demonstrates the pouched structure peculiar to herbivores. The distensible large intestine is larger in cross-section than the small intestine, and is relatively long. Man's colon is responsible for water and electrolyte absorption and vitamin production and absorption. There is also extensive bacterial fermentation of fibrous plant materials, with the production and absorption of significant amounts of food energy (volatile short-chain fatty acids) depending upon the fiber content of the diet. The extent to which the fermentation and absorption of metabolites takes place in the human colon has only recently begun to be investigated. In conclusion, we see that human beings have the gastrointestinal tract structure of a "committed" herbivore. Humankind does not show the mixed structural features one expects and finds in anatomical omnivores such as bears and raccoons. Thus, from comparing the gastrointestinal tract of humans to that of carnivores, herbivores and omnivores we must conclude that humankind's GI tract is designed for a purely plant-food diet. http:-www.vegsource.com-news-2009-11-the-comparative-anatomy-of-eating.html notcarnivore notcarnivores plantbased govegan commonsense wakeup herbivore
                
            

            
            
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    Gaped: Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day, a shirt I got at Gamestop on sale
 It features a vintage cover of a Cap comic and it's one of my favorite shirts. I
 wore it to work and then needed to go to Micro Center (local computer store) to
 buy a new video card for my PC
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my husband, who is infinitely smarter
 about computers than I am (considering I work in IT) and we're trying to find a
 better, but cost effective video card and this guy, who looks like he walked out of
 King of the Hill and who, I kid you not, somehow smelled of pizza and Mountain
 Dew, glances over at me and with a stupid smirk on his face says, "Bet you can't
 name one Golden Age Captain America title."
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant trends of shaming female comic
 book and video game fans are a real thing but I have been wearing DC and
 Marvel shirts for a very long time and never had someone actually call me on it,
 least of all in public. My first reaction was to roll my eyes and ignore him. My
 husband turned his head and said, "Excuse me?" in a rather loud voice, but I
 decided to embrace this "teaching moment" and turned to him.
 I smiled politely and nodded. "l'll tell you what," told him. "T'll name five Golden
 Age titles if you can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman's
 G-spot."
 The look on his face would have been enough to make me turn around, satisfied
 that I'd shut him up, but I wanted to drive my point home, because fuck that guy
 right?
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 By now, a store employee had stepped into the aisle to pull something from the
 shelves and overheard my licentious question. Mr. Mountain Dew gaped silently
 like a fish out of water and I waited patiently, the same smile on my face. After a
 minute of silence, I said, "Nothing?"
 Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said, "What the hell does that have to
 do with Captain America?"
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, I want you to clarify something. Do
 you like women?"
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: Story Time!
 I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day, a shirt I got at Gamestop on sale
 It features a vintage cover of a Cap comic and it's one of my favorite shirts. I
 wore it to work and then needed to go to Micro Center (local computer store) to
 buy a new video card for my PC
 So I'm walking around Micro Center with my husband, who is infinitely smarter
 about computers than I am (considering I work in IT) and we're trying to find a
 better, but cost effective video card and this guy, who looks like he walked out of
 King of the Hill and who, I kid you not, somehow smelled of pizza and Mountain
 Dew, glances over at me and with a stupid smirk on his face says, "Bet you can't
 name one Golden Age Captain America title."
 Now, don't get me wrong. I know the rampant trends of shaming female comic
 book and video game fans are a real thing but I have been wearing DC and
 Marvel shirts for a very long time and never had someone actually call me on it,
 least of all in public. My first reaction was to roll my eyes and ignore him. My
 husband turned his head and said, "Excuse me?" in a rather loud voice, but I
 decided to embrace this "teaching moment" and turned to him.
 I smiled politely and nodded. "l'll tell you what," told him. "T'll name five Golden
 Age titles if you can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman's
 G-spot."
 The look on his face would have been enough to make me turn around, satisfied
 that I'd shut him up, but I wanted to drive my point home, because fuck that guy
 right?
 So I stepped toward him and said, "Can you?"
 By now, a store employee had stepped into the aisle to pull something from the
 shelves and overheard my licentious question. Mr. Mountain Dew gaped silently
 like a fish out of water and I waited patiently, the same smile on my face. After a
 minute of silence, I said, "Nothing?"
 Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said, "What the hell does that have to
 do with Captain America?"
 "We'll get to that in a minute," I said. "First, I want you to clarify something. Do
 you like women?"
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Gaped: WHEN WE
 WATER DOWN
 WATTER DOW
 THE MEANING OF
 SIN
 WE WATER DOWN
 WHICH PAID FOR IT.
 REPENTANCE
 UCRY COM
Amen! Very true repost from @kel_612 - “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring? But I am a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people. All they that see me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head, saying, He trusted on the Lord that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him. Be not far from me; for trouble is near; for there is none to help. Many bulls have compassed me: strong bulls of Bashan have beset me round. They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion. I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels. My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death. For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet. I may tell all my bones: they look and stare upon me. They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭22:1, 6-8, 11-18‬ ‭KJV‬‬ __ __ jesus sacrifice sin suffering torment highprice blood death forsaken pierced christalone reformedbaptist christianpost christianmeme propitiation atonement mercy grace honor glory worship adore christianity love jesussaves preach wisdom crucifixion
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gaped: WHEN WE
 WATER DOWN
 WATTER DOW
 THE MEANING OF
 SIN
 WE WATER DOWN
 WHICH PAID FOR IT.
 REPENTANCE
 UCRY COM
Amen! Very true repost from @kel_612 - “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring? But I am a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people. All they that see me laugh me to scorn: they shoot out the lip, they shake the head, saying, He trusted on the Lord that he would deliver him: let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him. Be not far from me; for trouble is near; for there is none to help. Many bulls have compassed me: strong bulls of Bashan have beset me round. They gaped upon me with their mouths, as a ravening and a roaring lion. I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels. My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou hast brought me into the dust of death. For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet. I may tell all my bones: they look and stare upon me. They part my garments among them, and cast lots upon my vesture.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭22:1, 6-8, 11-18‬ ‭KJV‬‬ __ __ jesus sacrifice sin suffering torment highprice blood death forsaken pierced christalone reformedbaptist christianpost christianmeme propitiation atonement mercy grace honor glory worship adore christianity love jesussaves preach wisdom crucifixion
                
            

            
            
Amen! Very true repost from @kel_612 - “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the word...