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Threes

Hes The One
Hes The One

Hes The One

I Cant See
I Cant See

I Cant See

What Kind Of
What Kind Of

What Kind Of

Gardening
Gardening

Gardening

Garden
Garden

Garden

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 jaw dropping

jaw dropping

old friend
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old friend

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Pop, Shit, and Tumblr: tspigot: zindablake: when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake
Pop, Shit, and Tumblr: tspigot:
zindablake:

when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man

he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake

tspigot: zindablake: when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he ...

Confused, Thank You, and Hunting: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Here is my official plan to change the world as we know it: I become a paramedic. If l encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they're about to die, I'll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap 'em real hard If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they'll want answers. I'll be the most haunted person ever. This means I'll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal phenomenon. I'll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER, through which I'll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal researcher of all time. . On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make sure I come back all pissed off and confused .I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega cool, come on, admit it) Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it's the best way for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them . After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR (do not resuscitate) ones. HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying, now, but it accomplishes nothing .Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best. .1, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing because everybody's gettin' slapped. Thank you for your time spiritualwarriorofdestruction What the fuck man a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Excuse me, do you have a better idea? The ghost slapper
Confused, Thank You, and Hunting: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Here is my official plan to change the world as
 we know it:
 I become a paramedic.
 If l encounter patients who cannot be saved, just as they're about to
 die, I'll look them dead (haha) in the eyes and slap 'em real hard
 If ghosts are real, this will cause dozens of them to be personally
 upset with me. I mean, at the very least, they'll want answers. I'll be the
 most haunted person ever.
 This means I'll have dozens of opportunities to record paranormal
 phenomenon.
 I'll get my own show on the Travel Channel called GHOST SLAPPER,
 through which I'll eventually get irrefutable scientific evidence that
 ghosts exist, making me the wealthiest and most respected paranormal
 researcher of all time.
 . On my death bed, one of my interns will slap me real hard, to make
 sure I come back all pissed off and confused
 .I will be the first ghost to host a ghost hunting show (which is mega
 cool, come on, admit it)
 Eventually, the secret goes global, and everyone starts slapping their
 loved ones real hard as they die, because they believe it's the best way
 for their spirit to remain here on Earth with them
 . After enough time, death slaps become commonplace. People have
 DNS (do not slap) instructions in their wills instead of or along with DNR
 (do not resuscitate) ones.
 HOWEVER, because everyone expects the death slaps, they no longer
 have the desired effect. Getting slapped is just a natural part of dying,
 now, but it accomplishes nothing
 .Like with all cultural junk, the origin eventually slips away, and the
 knowledge of WHY we slap the dying is esoteric at best.
 .1, however, remember, and haunt hospitals for centuries, laughing
 because everybody's gettin' slapped.
 Thank you for your time
 spiritualwarriorofdestruction
 What the fuck man
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Excuse me, do you have a better idea?
The ghost slapper

The ghost slapper

Dude, McDonalds, and Police: General Neyland @Easypickens14.1h Fight broke out at McDonald's at Druid hills over szechuan sauce. People are starting to get angry cops just showed up! #szechuansauce McDonald's 8 96 157 Lulu Ramadan. @luluramadan. 24m Cops are at Wellington McDonalds where tons of angry people lined up for hrs for Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce only to learn they had none An account from the one McDonalds in LA with Szechuan Sauce (self. LosAngeles) submitted 41 minutes ago by MyCoolWhiteLies I just posted this to the Rick and Morty sub, but figured it's relevant here too I was gonna go to McDonalds with my former roommate. Couldn't make it, but he just sent me this Dude. . McD's fucked this UP First off, no one knows how much they ever actually had, but the most I heard was 150 packets. There were at least 2,000 people there THEN, instead of serving people as they got in, they started giving out raffle tickets, so the people who had been there for like 12+ hours got PISSED. Like the guy who was first in line (over 24 hours) didn't get anything So a couple of dudes literally jumped the counter, grabbed a bunch of sauces and bolted Cops showed up and shut down the whole store . . Police chopper with crowd dispersing noise speakers, the manager on the bullhorn in tears, begging people, "please there's just no more sauce! Your safety is too important!" Fuck man. ..Nerds Roll hard, Bro!" So yeah, sounds like it was fun! Cops called because of some sauce. Excellent. 7 comments source share save hide give gold report crosspost hide all child comments NEW LISTING McDonalds Szechuan Sauce packet sealed unopened Rick and Morty $305.00 30 bids +$2.77 shipping NEW LISTING McDonalds Szechuan Sauce (2017 - Limited Release!!) IN HAND Rick and Morty Brand New $300.00 or Best Offer Free Shipping <p><a href="https://personsonable.tumblr.com/post/166173900608/to-be-fair-you-have-to-have-a-very-high-iq-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">personsonable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty<br/></p></blockquote>
Dude, McDonalds, and Police: General Neyland @Easypickens14.1h
 Fight broke out at McDonald's at Druid hills over szechuan sauce. People are
 starting to get angry cops just showed up! #szechuansauce
 McDonald's
 8
 96 157
 Lulu Ramadan. @luluramadan. 24m
 Cops are at Wellington McDonalds where tons of angry people lined up for hrs
 for Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce only to learn they had none

 An account from the one McDonalds in LA with Szechuan Sauce (self. LosAngeles)
 submitted 41 minutes ago by MyCoolWhiteLies
 I just posted this to the Rick and Morty sub, but figured it's relevant here too
 I was gonna go to McDonalds with my former roommate. Couldn't make it, but he just sent me this
 Dude. . McD's fucked this UP
 First off, no one knows how much they ever actually had, but the most I heard was 150 packets. There were at least
 2,000 people there
 THEN, instead of serving people as they got in, they started giving out raffle tickets, so the people who had been
 there for like 12+ hours got PISSED. Like the guy who was first in line (over 24 hours) didn't get anything
 So a couple of dudes literally jumped the counter, grabbed a bunch of sauces and bolted
 Cops showed up and shut down the whole store . .
 Police chopper with crowd dispersing noise speakers, the manager on the bullhorn in tears, begging people, "please
 there's just no more sauce! Your safety is too important!"
 Fuck man. ..Nerds Roll hard, Bro!"
 So yeah, sounds like it was fun! Cops called because of some sauce. Excellent.
 7 comments source share save hide give gold report crosspost hide all child comments

 NEW LISTING McDonalds Szechuan Sauce packet sealed unopened Rick and Morty
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<p><a href="https://personsonable.tumblr.com/post/166173900608/to-be-fair-you-have-to-have-a-very-high-iq-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">personsonable</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty<br/></p></blockquote>

personsonable: to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

Pop, Shit, and Target: tspigot: zindablake: when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake
Pop, Shit, and Target: tspigot:

zindablake:

when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man

he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake

tspigot: zindablake: when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he...

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p> <h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2> <p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p> <p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>I think I hate you</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking flood me mommy</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p> <p>This is one of those times</p> </blockquote> <p>MMMMMmMMMM</p> <p>FLoOd Me E</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p> </blockquote> <p>she only fucks southerners lol</p> </blockquote> <p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry is from there so I’m good</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p> <p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p> </blockquote> <p>one thicc ass hurricane </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0894f6ab983cd0be2a495f37db35dea1/tumblr_inline_ovzf7a9i7K1unknuk_540.gif" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>
Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p>
<h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2>
<p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p>
<p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I think I hate you</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fucking flood me mommy</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p>
<p>This is one of those times</p>
</blockquote>
<p>MMMMMmMMMM</p>
<p>FLoOd Me E</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>she only fucks southerners lol</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry  is from there so I’m good</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p>
<p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p>
</blockquote>
<p>one thicc ass hurricane </p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0894f6ab983cd0be2a495f37db35dea1/tumblr_inline_ovzf7a9i7K1unknuk_540.gif" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>

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