🐣 25+ Best Memes About Fruit

fruit: The white reporter was asked to please move if you wouldn’t mind and here’s a fruit basket too for the inconvenience by Buncha_bastards MORE MEMES

The white reporter was asked to please move if you wouldn’t mind and here’s a fruit basket too for the inconvenience by Buncha_bastards M...

fruit: The white reporter was asked to please move if you wouldn’t mind and here’s a fruit basket too for the inconvenience

The white reporter was asked to please move if you wouldn’t mind and here’s a fruit basket too for the inconvenience

fruit: Went from decorative fruit to being in a third of their cuisine

Went from decorative fruit to being in a third of their cuisine

fruit: Shots fired. #Memes #Pears #Fruit #FoodAndDrinks #AsianPears

Shots fired. #Memes #Pears #Fruit #FoodAndDrinks #AsianPears

fruit: I can testify that I am both. by Tough_Fruit MORE MEMES

I can testify that I am both. by Tough_Fruit MORE MEMES

fruit: Where is the lie ? by Tough_Fruit MORE MEMES

Where is the lie ? by Tough_Fruit MORE MEMES

fruit: Coronavirus brings out the talented fruit surgeons by tsiikiiko MORE MEMES

Coronavirus brings out the talented fruit surgeons by tsiikiiko MORE MEMES

fruit: The forbidden fruit

The forbidden fruit

fruit: taste like it was made in a factory next to a fruit factory.

taste like it was made in a factory next to a fruit factory.

fruit: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: lexa-was-the-one: loloftheday: Thoughts? Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps! YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER

ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: lexa-was-the-one: loloftheday: Thoughts? Are we flesh or blood? You buff...

fruit: twitblr: best fruit out there

twitblr: best fruit out there

fruit: omgthatdress: Timothee Chalamet looks like an EMS on a super-luxury ambulance where billionaires can sip champagne and nibble cheese and fresh fruit on their way to the hospital. The fact that he gets called a fashion icon is the embodiment of White privilege.

omgthatdress: Timothee Chalamet looks like an EMS on a super-luxury ambulance where billionaires can sip champagne and nibble cheese and...

fruit: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: omghotmemes: This cat looks like Ron Perlman @randomnightlord ITS RON PWERLMAN You could have just made the “Purrman” joke. But. Actually. No. I saulutr you Purrman is a too low hanging fruit.

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: omghotmemes: This cat looks like Ron Perlman @randomnightlord ITS RON PWERLMAN Yo...

fruit: People are like fruits, you know… [OC] Please add more fruit-person analogies it comments 🌝

People are like fruits, you know… [OC] Please add more fruit-person analogies it comments 🌝

fruit: When your mom still stocks the pantry with your favorite snacks even though you've moved out of the house awesomacious: There’s some pop tarts and fruit roll ups sweetie

awesomacious: There’s some pop tarts and fruit roll ups sweetie

fruit: When your mom still stocks the pantry with your favorite snacks even though you've moved out of the house There’s some pop tarts and fruit roll ups sweetie

There’s some pop tarts and fruit roll ups sweetie

fruit: The Fruit Sticker Me The Fruit The Fruit Sticker My Siblings Clothes Relatable

Relatable

fruit: OH LOOK! THROWBAC CANT Fruit Stripe SATHERSS 5 JUICY GUM FLAVORS ENOUGH GUM TO LAST ABOUT 28 MINUTES Fruit Stripe Gum

Fruit Stripe Gum

fruit: Lessons from the Minivan @FromMinivan Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week's worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas. There's no middle ground.

fruit: Name's Bond, James Bond. And you are...? 4/32 oz (9070) 2L8 PUNNET DTEHS 64 ox (Ia14g) 4LB PUNNET STEME 818551A549) (hD PUNNET STEMS PUNNET 24 ries Berry, Strawberry 2-4b Clamshell (01) 10812049005406 8777 0) 032 SALINAS, CA 93906 PRODUCT OF USA DOOD The best kind of fruit by titlestaken MORE MEMES

The best kind of fruit by titlestaken MORE MEMES

fruit: dangermat when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that's so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide chafing-nipples that's pretty fucking metal tickettoheaven I'd say it's pretty fucking bananas

fruit: quomododragon My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, "Don't worry about it." quomododragon Like, the apples I get. That's a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape. quomododragon I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now. Her response was to send me this meme: .

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fruit: Nature: Creates a fruit with a toxin that causes a painful burning sensation in mammalian predators HUMANS:

fruit: e frogparty the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes oceanicgf are you ok s frogparty pomy granite

fruit: handsomejackass Looks Like The Wiggles' Original Lineup Is Planning An 18+ Pub Tour MUSICFEEDS.COM.AU can't wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background roguesquadron2 catch me in the pit during fruit salad Party of the Century

Party of the Century

fruit: STAIN Go Ariay STAIN LIPSTICK rub detergent into stain until outline disappears then wash with warm water MUSTARD work glycerine into stain or sponge with rubbing alcohol CHOCOLATE soak in cold water or FRUIT pour boiling water through stain from several feet above sponge with hydrogen peroxide rinse and wash MUD let stain dry then brush well soak in cold water wash in hot water GRASS rub detergent into stain with bleach that is safe for fabric sponge with rubbing alcohol COFFEE pour boiling water through the stain CATSUP soak in cold water rub detergent into stain and wash INK apply hairspray and rub with dry cloth put rubbing alcohol on area before washing RUST cover with lemon juice and salt then place in the sun GREASE soak in club soda WAX put area between brown paper bag and press with warm iron For service Saw this in a laundry room on our location scout yesterday and just...it’s pretty useful so here??? https://t.co/rekyQkgAtt

Saw this in a laundry room on our location scout yesterday and just...it’s pretty useful so here??? https://t.co/rekyQkgAtt

fruit: My mom: I hope my son is ok and finds success in life Me on 2 fruit gummies at 3 am: 10 It gadit Welch's FAMY Aa GWNED Fruit Snacks @grapejuiceboys AT FREE Ah gummies

Ah gummies

fruit: 3 hrs Who's juicy fruit how did he die?? meirl

meirl

fruit: phausette Follow @brownboklit me: i'm sad rich people: then remove yourself from your toxic environment. quit your job now and fly to milan. shop for a week straight and buy a yacht it helps me heal. build a house in the tropics and drink fresh fruit juice the power is yours don't be lazy and complain 8:12 pm - 29 Dec 2018 36,953 Retweets 131,758 Likes 2I 37K 109 132K If only it were that simple…

If only it were that simple…

fruit: 2:43 1 l LTE Alexei YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXEI ON 12/9/19 Damnn girl, if you were a fruit, You'd be a fineapple. If You were a vegetable l'd try and visit you in the hospital as much as possible. Lmaoo0o omfg Sent Type a message Send GIF Неу I'm Н D B N M X. 123 return space SI A. That’s a new one

That’s a new one

fruit: Sonnie @Sonnierobin Stop being afraid I just walked into a comic book store last week and ask them to carry my comic-book Sarai. The owner told me that they don't carry Indie Comics-I thanked him for his time &gave him a free signed copy of Sarai with my business card. He ordered 20 “Why Not Go Out On a Limb? Isn’t That Where the Fruit Is?” -Mark Twain

“Why Not Go Out On a Limb? Isn’t That Where the Fruit Is?” -Mark Twain

fruit: PEGASUS @LifeOfPegasus PEGASUS At my age I still don't know if Sugar Cane is a fruit, vegetable, grass, a leaf, a chewing stick or even a soft drink. It’s whatever you want

It’s whatever you want

fruit: if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

fruit: PEGASUS @LifeOfPegasus PEGASUS At my age I still don't know if Sugar Cane is a fruit, vegetable, grass, a leaf, a chewing stick or even a soft drink. It’s whatever you want by Zhay99 MORE MEMES

It’s whatever you want by Zhay99 MORE MEMES

fruit: llI WIND LTE 1:45 PM 9 83% Tweet @skrongmeat_ why tf were naps in school exclusively for kindergarteners as if them niggas don't got the most energy. shorty really tried 2 get me to lay down n rest like l'm not off 4 packs of Scooby-Doo doo fruit snacks & a kool aid jammer. bitch I can't even see rn. 4:50 AM · 8/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone 4,146 Retweets 19.2K Likes SchlipWitDaBread @Schlip_ · 8h Replying to @skrongmeat_ this one gon blow up 271 41 Tweet your reply <]

fruit: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

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fruit: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

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fruit: ITS THE SIMPLEST THINGS WE WANT FRUIT BLUSH fruitblush: but we can never see enough instagram / twitter / kofi

fruitblush: but we can never see enough instagram / twitter / kofi

fruit: crimsonkismet:

analogcinema:Erica Schreiner - VHS still from Blood Run Free ©2018
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fruit: CAPRISUN CAPRISUN UT PUNCH FRUIT PUNCH CAPRISUN CAPRISUN ALL NATURAL INGREDIE CAPRISUN CAPRISUN awesomacious: I put caprisun pouches over tobacco pipes on old paintings and its the best decision ive made all year.

awesomacious: I put caprisun pouches over tobacco pipes on old paintings and its the best decision ive made all year.

fruit: FAT FUCKER FAT FAT FUCKER PROTEIN... SUCKING ON A PORK SWORD OR LICKING BEEF CURTAINS DOESNT COUNT, YOU HORNY COCKWOMBLE FAT FUCKER CARB SECTION DON'T OVER FILL IT YOU FAT FUCKER FILL WITH A SHIT LOAD OF FRUIT&VEG IF YOU'RE SICK TO FUCK OF BEING A FAT BASTARD. AND NO, THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE POTATOES GREEDY FUCKER FUCKER FAT FUCKER FAT FUCA FUCKER FAT awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate

awesomage: Portion Control Weight Loss Diet Divided Plate

fruit: Doge Collection Tuesday at 16:52 C Interesting fact about Doge! She was freed from a puppy mill and was slated to be euthanized, before she was adopted by Mrs. Sato, a Japanese kindergarten teacher. They named her "Kabosu" after the Japanese citrus fruit, because her face is very round, like kabosu attentiondeficittaxevader:🥺🥺🥺🥺

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fruit: clebauchery: toastpotent: flarehunter76: fluffygif: Pomegranate world Pomegranate world why did it censor out something she said. what did she say. let her speak Okay so what she says (from what I can figure out, please correct me if I get something wrong) is basically: “Alright today we’re gonna teach everybody the Proper way to open a pomegranate. First you’re gonna make four cuts in a square on its ass, top and bottom, side to side, cut cut cut, and then take this piece of the skin off. Now you COULD not follow my instructions and cut it in half right down the middle; however, you’re gonna end up cutting into the fruit, sending juice flying all over the fuckin place and your girlfriend is gonna beat your *ss and leave you; SO, it’s better to follow my directions using the cut cut cut method. Then, in a star shape make more cuts and pull back the pieces, and presto there you have a beautiful pomegranate flower; tell me that isn’t the prettiest fucki-“

clebauchery: toastpotent: flarehunter76: fluffygif: Pomegranate world Pomegranate world why did it censor out something she said. w...

fruit: I'm stuck here in a cycle and I am getting older but I am not growing up and my heart is getting soft dark spots on it like a fruit that has gone bad or is soft because too many hands have squeezed it but then put it back down not because I am not ready but because they were not ready for my type of fruity flesh. I felt so ripe and sweet-what was off? The truth is, I was forcing myself into people's mouths. I jumped out of their hands and into their mouths and I yelled EAT ME way before they even had a chance to get hungry and notice me and lift me up. maryoliverpdf:Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

maryoliverpdf:Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

fruit: Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My toddler just spent five minutes explaining that he can't use his imagination because he traded it to a kid at daycare for some fruit snacks. Ok, bro. Traded imaginations

Traded imaginations

fruit: If you're playing to win Here's a brand new soap for you This is a commercial for fruit Nope,I was WTong t's a really weird commerical for soap Nope, I was right threadsinthistapestry: Old Spice what the fuck 30-minute-memes: The future is now old spice

30-minute-memes: The future is now old spice

fruit: Me: *Pours a refreshing drink* Fruit fly

fruit: mabel @mobblele was told by the fruit man at the farmers market that i look like the 'fox guy from zootopia'

fruit: CAPRISUN CAPRISUN UT PUNCH FRUIT PUNCH CAPRISUN CAPRISUN ALL NATURAL INGREDIE CAPRISUN CAPRISUN I put caprisun pouches over tobacco pipes on old paintings and its the best decision ive made all year.

I put caprisun pouches over tobacco pipes on old paintings and its the best decision ive made all year.

fruit: GREEN ARROW'S FRUIT SNACKS NOW IF YOU TOP SHAKING. OULL BE FINE. JUST TELL YOURGELVES...OR SHOUL DI SAY WILL IAM TELL YOURSE LYEG... THAT HOU'RE TAKING PART IN THE CREATION OF A GREAT NEW FRUIT SNACK. O.K. STAND STILL READY AM.. BEN GARRYSON Hol up. Something’s wrong I can feel it.

Something’s wrong I can feel it.

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