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Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
![Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9](https://pics.awwmemes.com/breakfast-on-a-porch-in-montauk-seagulls-fly-by-making-35574411.png)
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
Super Bowl, Tom Brady, and Goat: @tombradysego
should've played
Butler in
Super Bowl
Brady is still
the goat
take team out
for ice cream
Belichick's notes from preseason game vs Philly https://t.co/5OVkFPUR8B
Belichick's notes from preseason game vs Philly https://t.co/5OVkFPUR8B
Memes, Super Bowl, and Goat: @tombradysego
should've played
Butler in
Super Bowl
Brady is still
the goat
take team out
for ice cream
Belichick's notes from preseason game vs Philly https://t.co/5OVkFPUR8B
Belichick's notes from preseason game vs Philly https://t.co/5OVkFPUR8B
Facts, Fake, and Head: SUICIDE SQUAD
Follow
NEMA
MTİ @cinfacts
for more content
WHEN HARLEY IMAGINES A LIFE WHERE SHE'S MARRIED WITH
KIDS, JARED LETO HAD TO WEAR FAKE EYEBROWS, SINCE HE
HAD SHAVED HIS ENTIRE BODY (EXCEPT FOR HIS HEAD) FOR THE
FILM. HE ALSO WORE FAKE HAIR AND FAKE TEETH. "IFELT LIKE A
GAME SHOW HOST FROM THE '70S." HE SAID DURING
AN INTERVIEW.
If Harley wants to be normal with the Joker, why bother becoming Harley Quinn??? Wouldn’t she have tried to change him just as Harleen instead? Your thoughts? - Follow @cinfacts for more facts
If Harley wants to be normal with the Joker, why bother becoming Harley Quinn??? Wouldn’t she have tried to change him just as Harleen inste...
Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo
yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
beet farmer by using quotes from the
office
Noto
Nate
Note
lot gosh
I love it*
You really like beets?
Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in
roadside beet salos, put the most
attractive beets on top, The ones
that make you pull the car over
and go, 'Wow, I need this beet
right now.Those are the money
boets. lovet
yop
That's cool
3201,123
Interesting
You know what they say, those
who can't farm, farm celery
My grandfather left mo a 60-acre
Working beet farm. Trun it with
my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
the local stores and restaurants
I don't farm but love nature. My
family built a cabin 50 years agc
no electricity. It's beautiful we
own about 75 acres
tlove it
132011 12 Pu
That's cool
13, 2012,
That's really cool 60 acre that's a
lot gosh
Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen
animals having sexin every
position imaginable. Goat on
chicken Chicken on goat. Couple
of chickens doing a goat, couple
of pigs watching
You know what they say, those
who cant farm, farm celery
a2217 11 33AM
Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in
roadside beet sales, put the most
attractive beets on top. The ones
that make you pull the car over
and go, Wow Ineed this beet
right now.Those aro the money
I don't farm but I love nature. My
family built a cabin 50 years ago
no electricity. It's beautiful we
own about 75 acres
Thats awesome
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Facts, Life, and Ghana: Weffrey Jellingtorn
@jeffwell:z
Don't be fooled into doing any foolish
thing with the "l don't care what people
Say I'm living my life tag. Yes you can't
please everyone and you can't live your
life to meet the standards of everyone
but having a good reputation is still a
good thing
14/08/2018, 16:36 from Central, Ghana
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Facts 💯 https://t.co/Yz1RxkxEGW
Facts 💯 https://t.co/Yz1RxkxEGW
Bitch, Gym, and Memes: lil lina
@linathedaffodil
When l told mt gynecologist that my
birth control was making me feel
depressed she said "well... you'll feel
even more depressed if you get
pregnant" well damn bitch
My post from@last night about the gym and subscription and pharmacy got deleted for being offensive ok @ whoever reported it please suck my dick and choke you damn idiots
My post from@last night about the gym and subscription and pharmacy got deleted for being offensive ok @ whoever reported it please suck my ...
![Reddit, Com, and Atom: Do you suffer from
ATOM DISPILACEMENT??
Take the pill
Take the pill
Take the pill
Take the pill
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Hot Pockets, Memes, and Music: Me and my BFF trying to do anything
after getting home from the bars
@og_coloradogoldens
Let’s make hot pockets! *gets completely tangled on floor listening to rap music* Pups @og_coloradogoldens
Let’s make hot pockets! *gets completely tangled on floor listening to rap music* Pups @og_coloradogoldens
Memes, Movies, and Warner Bros.: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1014
Linda Blair received death threats from
religious zealots who believed The Exorcist
"glorified Satan." Warner Bros. had to hire
bodyguards to protect her for six months after
the film's release.
😱🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood thexorcist scary exorcist scarymovie religon satan
😱🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema...
Childish Gambino, J. Cole, and Logic: Only Collab projects I want:
Logic and Kyle
J. Cole and Kendrick
J. Cole and Miguel
Chance and Childish Gambino
ASAP Rocky and Tyler, the creator
Everyone else can save it.
Who do y’all want to see a collab from?! 🤔 https://t.co/2xYtfDvokH
Who do y’all want to see a collab from?! 🤔 https://t.co/2xYtfDvokH
God, Memes, and News: FOX
NEWS
<"The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin,
is dead. She was a great woman, with
a wonderful gift from God, her voice.
She will be missed!"
一@real DonaldTrump
Moments ago, President @realDonaldTrump responded to the passing of Aretha Franklin.
Moments ago, President @realDonaldTrump responded to the passing of Aretha Franklin.
Pokemon, Target, and Tumblr: Operkudee
ENTER
HE RE
datkohai:
May from Pokemon
took quite a while to do, whew…
Consider helping me out on PATREON!
TWITTER
nsfw
datkohai: May from Pokemon took quite a while to do, whew… Consider helping me out on PATREON! TWITTER
Memes, News, and Exercise: FOX
NEWS
chan nel
AP
National Airborne Day
Today is National Airborne Day. We commemorate the first official @usarmy parachute jump, which took place on August 16, 1940 at Fort Benning, Georgia. In this photo, paratroopers of the 82nd Airborne Division drop from the sky during a 1951 training exercise in North Carolina.
Today is National Airborne Day. We commemorate the first official @usarmy parachute jump, which took place on August 16, 1940 at Fort Bennin...
Guns, Memes, and Time: Austin Petersen
@AP4Liberty
Time to stop playing defense on the
#2ndAmendment and start going on
the offense. It's time we start talking
about legalizing machine guns and
repealing the National Firearms Act
entirely.
3/28/18, 21:23 from Kansas City, MO
We agree, and maintain that we will not rest until we succeed.
We agree, and maintain that we will not rest until we succeed.
Goals, Just Do It, and Life: Em ireasure
@emtreas
Ladies, imagine this. It's 15 years from
now, and you have no kids. You're the
cool wine aunt that occasionlly
comes back to the country for a brief
visit before leaving for another long,
exotic vacation. You have no
commitments, and a suspicious
amount of money
goals lifegoals auntie. If your life isn’t this in 15 years then you should rethink your life priorities. @emtreas . Follow @memes. Just do it. memes
goals lifegoals auntie. If your life isn’t this in 15 years then you should rethink your life priorities. @emtreas . Follow @memes. Just do ...
College, Bear, and Build a Bear: I moved away for college and I would
always tell my boyfriend that I couldn't
sleep without him. So he got me this
from build a bear with his voice and a
locket that says 'Forever with you'
AUG
A King 😍 buy engraved lockets from @honeylock.co 🍯use my code ‘couples’ to save😌 link in their bio
A King 😍 buy engraved lockets from @honeylock.co 🍯use my code ‘couples’ to save😌 link in their bio
Memes, Government, and Truth: THE TRUTH ABOUT
SOCIAL SECURITY
LIBERALS MOVED SOCIAL
SECURITY FUNDS FROM A
PRIVATE TRUST TO A PUBLIC
FUND SO THEY COULD SPEND IT
LIBERALS STARTED TAXING
SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS
LIBERALS STOPPED TAX DEDUCTIONS
FOR SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS
LIBERALS STARTED GIVING
SOCIAL SECURITY TO
IMMIGRANTS WHO
HAD NOT PAID INTO IT...
TURNING
POINT USA
Big Government STEALS! #BigGovSucks
Big Government STEALS! #BigGovSucks
College, Community, and School: v-ne$$a
@V_sugarbaby
met a bunch of guys from Harvard
yesterday and I kept pretending like l
never heard of that school just to piss
them off...one of them legit turned red
when I said, "Harvard? Is that likea
local community college?"
LMAOOOOOO
sry never heard of it...
sry never heard of it...
Game of Thrones, Soon..., and Taken: The Queen loves her son
more than anything.
And he was taken from her
before she could say goodbye.
She wouldnjust ory
She would be angry.
She would want to kill the
person who did this to her
We are going to destroy the Night
and his army
game-of-thrones-fans:
Dragonbowl can’t come soon enough
nsfw
game-of-thrones-fans: Dragonbowl can’t come soon enough
Memes, News, and Fox News: illegal
immigration
Is wrong
Chuck Schumer
in 2009
FOX
NEWS
cha n n e l
In a speech from 2009, Senator Chuck Schumer espoused views against illegal immigration that sound strikingly similar to what President @realDonaldTrump has said since 2015.
In a speech from 2009, Senator Chuck Schumer espoused views against illegal immigration that sound strikingly similar to what President @rea...
![Trash, Good, and Pro: BILL
JAGS
-66
ITHINK [JOSH]ALLENIS TRASH.... AND JUST
BEING HONEST ABOUT IT, [JOE] FLACCO SUCKS....
IWON'T SAY ELI'S GOOD. I'LL SAY ODELL'S GOOD.
ITHINKMATT RYAN'S OVERRATED.
B R
JALEN RAMSEY
H/T GQ
All-Pro trash talk from Jalen Ramsey 😂](https://pics.awwmemes.com/bill-jags-66-ithink-josh-allenis-trash-and-just-being-honest-35537835.png)
