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Friendzoning: MRW I finally let my teenager out of timeout after finding out that he ditched the boys to hang out with a girl that ended up friendzoning him anyway
Friendzoning: MRW I finally let my teenager out of timeout after finding out that he ditched the boys to hang out with a girl that ended up friendzoning him anyway

MRW I finally let my teenager out of timeout after finding out that he ditched the boys to hang out with a girl that ended up friendzonin...

Friendzoning: Friendzoning in a parallel universe
Friendzoning: Friendzoning in a parallel universe

Friendzoning in a parallel universe

Friendzoning: Seven years given to a pedophile. Are you ready? Doesn't really matter, really. Hope you enjoy their lies, Poni. But it was all yours, really. Why let some fucking retard use me as their attention pet? Was I just a nice vent to dump your anxieties on? A puppet, an object. You'll pretend and convince yourself to the end, and I was the object in your mind. Listen or this is useless, right? My existence is less than a god damn groomer, as long as they use the right words at the right time. Just as she said when she blew her brains out actually. Am I not allowed to hurt the person that tore apart my world yet again? (edited) Turn into the braindead buttslut you've always wanted to be, come on now. Some release, I suppose. Progress. l'll see you later, "best friend." Unclouding my fog has been a blast. 10:32 PM 10:48 PM Were you afraid of going on a single date with me because l'd find out? They already bragged, pretending I couldn't read their mind's through their wording. Was I "friendzoning" practice for your fake personality or were you aware of you being manipulated? Scratch that, you loved being used out of laziness. Typical useless beta, no wonder you were a "type A that wanted to be type B" I love how I can assume your responses, it's like I know what you'd want me to think. Hide behind your mob all you want, they don't care about you. They never do, take that at least. As you took the rest of your personality from me, you coward. (edited) 10:56 PM My memory of your face will do me good, I can thank you for that. 11:09 PM You are proud of the damage you've dealt, I'll perpetuate as the good little boy I've always been. But I won't be caught, that'd be really fuckin stupid. You are my object, I am not yours. As are they... all of them. :3 12:20 AM Did you run away again and doom randos? Use your words, coward. Loli scumbag 3:48 PM Section in a long string of messages that were answered with a block. Best friend turned into this all because I turned him down on a date.
Friendzoning: Seven years given to a pedophile.
 Are you ready?
 Doesn't really matter, really.
 Hope you enjoy their lies, Poni.
 But it was all yours, really. Why let some fucking retard use me as their attention pet?
 Was I just a nice vent to dump your anxieties on? A puppet, an object.
 You'll pretend and convince yourself to the end, and I was the object in your mind.
 Listen or this is useless, right?
 My existence is less than a god damn groomer, as long as they use the right words at the right time.
 Just as she said when she blew her brains out actually.
 Am I not allowed to hurt the person that tore apart my world yet again? (edited)
 Turn into the braindead buttslut you've always wanted to be, come on now.
 Some release, I suppose. Progress.
 l'll see you later, "best friend."
 Unclouding my fog has been a blast.
 10:32 PM
 10:48 PM
 Were you afraid of going on a single date with me because l'd find out?
 They already bragged, pretending I couldn't read their mind's through their wording.
 Was I "friendzoning" practice for your fake personality or were you aware of you being manipulated?
 Scratch that, you loved being used out of laziness.
 Typical useless beta, no wonder you were a "type A that wanted to be type B"
 I love how I can assume your responses, it's like I know what you'd want me to think.
 Hide behind your mob all you want, they don't care about you.
 They never do, take that at least.
 As you took the rest of your personality from me, you coward. (edited)
 10:56 PM
 My memory of your face will do me good, I can thank you for that.
 11:09 PM
 You are proud of the damage you've dealt, I'll perpetuate as the good little boy I've always been.
 But I won't be caught, that'd be really fuckin stupid.
 You are my object, I am not yours.
 As are they... all of them.
 :3
 12:20 AM
 Did you run away again and doom randos?
 Use your words, coward.
 Loli scumbag
 3:48 PM
Section in a long string of messages that were answered with a block. Best friend turned into this all because I turned him down on a date.

Section in a long string of messages that were answered with a block. Best friend turned into this all because I turned him down on a date.

Friendzoning: Apparently Friendzoning someone and raping someone are the same thint
Friendzoning: Apparently Friendzoning someone and raping someone are the same thint

Apparently Friendzoning someone and raping someone are the same thint

Friendzoning: How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work Applied in Other Instances: "Man walks into a store and finds employee* Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? Man: I never filled out an application. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! Employee: Well, but that doesn't- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? Man: Well no, but what does that matter? Employee:.Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Employee: Man: Employee Man: Fuck you, slut. The Friendzone, an alternate reality
Friendzoning: How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work
 Applied in Other Instances:
 "Man walks into a store and finds employee*
 Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
 Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
 Man: I never filled out an application.
 Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've
 never filled out an application.
 Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now,
 and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how
 much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other
 customers might I add!
 Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
 Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
 Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job
 at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't
 consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
 Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through
 seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you
 won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've
 been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
 Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for
 management positions. Do you have any management experience?
 Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
 Employee:.Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be
 suitable for the position without management experience.
 Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around
 a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who
 cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and
 I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
 Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
 Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
 Employee:
 Man:
 Employee
 Man: Fuck you, slut.
The Friendzone, an alternate reality

The Friendzone, an alternate reality

Friendzoning: STAR As people in Honk-Kong hold hands to form human chains, This girl invents a whole new level of friendzoning.
Friendzoning: STAR
As people in Honk-Kong hold hands to form human chains, This girl invents a whole new level of friendzoning.

As people in Honk-Kong hold hands to form human chains, This girl invents a whole new level of friendzoning.