Freddy Got Fingered
filibusterfrog:now that ive got a text tool i wanted to re write my last orc post
“I’ve never had my butt fingered”
WHO ELSE HEARD THIS?!?! 💀 https://t.co/BrdC9ErkpL
meanplastic:I FORGOT BRITISH PPL CALL GIRLS BIRDS AND I WAS SUPREMELY DISTURBED
lolzandtrollz:Something You Probably Didn’t Know About The Princess Bride
London is maddest place
London is maddest place by bacardiandbenchpress
Inigo Montoya’s real father
Inigo Montoya’s real father via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CZqVXv
Interested in sculpture? Sure Lets go with that.
I don’t even care about my own kids, what makes you think I give a shit about your little sticky fingered future alcoholics.
Okay. So me? ( @scouse_ma )
$426 I’m kinda shy 🙈
Personally, I have never read anything more relatable
What do girls like?
I feel your pain chief by ac_deucey1023
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.
remember that time a Star Wars book described a woman as “one thicc bih”...
The perfect analogy.
<p>Stay woke my brothers (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
songsofseparation:i tried to search for a legendary tweet like months ago and i forgot to clear the search history
<p>Have you even seen an AI meme? via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2mtkpzx">http://ift.tt/2mtkpzx</a></p>
I can’t help it
just a lil pet peeve i’ve seen around artists !!! i hope this helps!! (note: i like using cartoon-y 4-fingered hands, but thi...
I’M AT LUNCH NOT TALKING TO THE PERSON I’M WITH, BUT INSTEAD LOOKING AT A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF THE LUNCH BELONGING TO A GIRL I HAVEN’T SEEN...
The real story of dragons guarding princesses by Portsherry
I love this so much!!!!...
Fucking hell😂 follow my mate @banter.things cause he posts some funny shit
<p>I’m out! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
A convo between my friend and I. The initial "🤡" emoji has been replaced with the photoshopped image for visual stimulation. 🎈
seriously time to DUEL - Max textpost textposts
IT HURTS SO MUCH https://t.co/B9vBylOnjQ
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The Hound doesn't give a fucj 😂😂 https://t.co/LgRfhH2eir
This is why I'm not "republican." I prefer TRUMPLICAN 🇺🇸 Trumplicans PresidentTrump MAGA TrumpTrain AmericaFirst
No Zuckerberg, I don't want to be friends with a girl I fingered at Jewish summer camp in 1998 that now has a kid named Hudson.
I AM NOT RAISING NO THOTS Follow my back-up @lmao.png
Where is you at?😍😂! Tag some friends 👇🏻 lmao starterpacks lol haha Photo Cred: @cloutpocket
It's so weird that thanks to social media I know that a girl I fingered in 1998 tried coconut milk in her latte this morning for the firs...
I was dating a long fingered girl in my sophomore of Highschool, she had noodle hands she could make em stretch. She was a cheerleader in...
Hamilton 2: The Slut-Shaming
A group of self-proclaimed paranormal researchers claim they have found a giant claw with belonging to an alien in caves in Peru. They be...
I wonder what species this thing is hm -R • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ---------------------------------------...