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A Dream, Ali, and Being Alone: argonauticae im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that's what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever argonauticae scottish trad music genres: Everyone I Love Is Dead .The English Have Stolen All My Sheep You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three .The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep .I Love You A Lot But You've Left Me And It's Raining [fiddle solo] The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome .The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep 5plaidadder We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them: Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland *The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep On It You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won't Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain) Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good They've Stopped Listening Now Let's Talk About Revolution *Something In Irish, I Think It's About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow junkybowels oo0o can I add to this? don't forget Appalachian folk balladry, the American cousin of Scottish and Irish traditional music and just as uplifting as its Anglo-Saxon highland forbears!! genres include: I Left Everyone I Love Back Home In The Holler To Be With This Guy Who Doesn't Wear Shoes Or Have Teeth But He Plays A Mean Jug The English Told Us Not To Move West Yet, We Ignored Them, My Entire Family Was Killed You Were My Boyfriend But You Tied A Sack Of Rocks To My Petticoats And Threw Me In The Creek (And My Baby Too) .Mama Loves All 14 Of Us A Lot But She's Weary Of Our Shit And Now She's Dyin' (Gather Round) The McCleans Stole A Firewood Log From Our Pile So We Won't Rest Until The Last Of Their Male Kin Is Laid In The Cold Ground .We Knew The River Would Rise But We Still Didn't Fix The Levee The River Rose, The Levee Broke, Everyone Died, It Was Just As We Reckoned (dulcimer twang-a-lang) .When The Rebels Come A-Marchin' I'm A Southern Man And I Feed Their Horses My Best, When The Yankees Come A-Marchin' I'm A Northern Man And I Feed Their Horses What The Rebels Left .The Tennessee Valley Authority Killed All My Sheep Somehow shredsandpatches Don't forget that old standby "The Mine Collapsed and Everyone Died"! I think someone needs to put ina word for the English folk tradition though: .I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex) I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex) I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex) IMet a Girl By Staying At Her Parents' House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex) .IAm a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now I'm Pregnant .IMet a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It IMet a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non- Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Let's Get Married, I'm Glad You Said No Because I'm Really Him In Disguise Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead) .Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol infinite-magical-recipes behold mongolian folk music genres .I Went Out Riding and Noticed Mongolia We Fought a Bunch of Guys (On Horseback) Witness My Many Ungulates (While On a Horse) I Met a Hot Girl Who Reminded Me of a Plant On Three, Say What That Terrain Feature Looks Like to You (One, Two, Three, A Horse) Witness My Many Ancestors' Many Ungulates IAlso Enjoy Heavy Metal, Especially If It's Made of Horseshoes Oooorrrweeeeuuurrrreeeeuuuuwwwwwrrr rrrr (Is Tuvan for "Horse") You Might Not Know This About Me, But I Own a Horse Ee scarlettohairdye THE MONGOLIAN FOLK SONGS MADE IT BETTER churakaagii now with more okinawan! We Must Plant the Crops, Let's Get Drunk! We Must Harvest the Crops, Let's Get Drunk! .There's No Crops Right Now, Let's Get Drunk! Sex On the Beach Is Awesome, War Is Bad .There Are Ghosts in the Trees .The Japanese Exploit Us (And the Americans Do Too) I Love the Sea, This Island Is Beautiful, War Is Still Bad Hey, There's an Old Man, Let's Get Drunk! .Respect Your Parents Or You Will Be Lost at Sea Forever edamaskrosechicago As the daughter of a folksinger and spouse of a folklorist, I love this SO MUCH. Here's some from the sub-sub-genre of French folk songs of the Midwest... .IAm A Brawny-Armed Lumberjack Who Loves a Town Girl, Oh No! Oh Fuck, I Slept With a Fur Trapper, What Shall I Tell Maman? Hauling Logs, Rolling Logs, Driving Logs, All Day, What Ho! Like Hell You're Marrying That Good for Nothing Bambocheur! .Fetch My Gold Ring That Fell Into the Sea! Now! I Met A Sailor While A-Strolling, And Now We Are In Love! .IWant to Kiss the Sailor I Met A-Strolling, But I'm Afraid My Father Will Find Out! Oh Fuck, I Kissed the Sailor I Met A-Strolling And Now We Are Doomed! Nejohnnygreyart Some Italian Folk Music Genres A Spider Has Bitten Me And If I Do Not Dance I Will Die, Alas IAm A Very Fancy Man With A Very Fancy Hat The Cable Car Is A Thinly-Veiled Metaphor For Your Feminine Torture, O Woman Rome Is The Very Best Place And Every Other Place Is Just Awful I Love You, But You Are Married TLove You, But You Are Fickle (Why Did You Dance With The Baker's Son, Thou Vixen?) ILove You, But You Left Me All Alone On This Romantic Wind-Swept Hillside, Which Is Actually Very Pretty, But Not As Pretty As You, Foul Temptress Rome Is Stll The Best Place And Every Other Place Can Go Right To Hell Seriously Once You Have Been To Rome You Wll Just Be Sick At The Thought Of Being Anywhere Else, You Will Pine Away And Die TLove You, But You Are Dead (Or Maybe You Just Went To Live In A Slightly Prettier Place) Rome, Rome, O Rome, Ah Rome, Rome Rome Rome, Have I Mentioned That I Love Rome? Venetian Special Genres: Women Are Like The Ocean: Salty And Full Of Drowned Sailors Women Are Like The Ocean: I Cannot Figure Them Out At AlI I Saw You One Time At A Party And I Have Designs Upon Your Feminine Virtue TLove You, But You Are Married To The Ocean (For Some Reason) overloadextravaganza I thought I would add some Dutch ones, because I saw no one had added any: - That Girl Is A Prostitute (But At Least She Goes To Church) - That Incompetent Sailor Is Actually A Girl, But She Will Have Sex With You If You Don't Kick Her Off The Boat - Someone Of Any Occupation Is Doing Something, But Unfortunately They Are Now Dead - Fuck You Spain (Haha, We Sunk Your Boat And Stole Your Silver) - Fuck You England -We Might Be Small, But We Will Fight You - Life Isn't So Bad, If You Just Go Outside - Fuck You Winter -Look At That Guy (Wild Racism) - We Like Going To Other Countries (More Wild Racism) - Drinking Is Fun - Drinking Makes Me Long For Sea - God Is My Dad - My Province Is Great And Full Of Nature dI0iso Some nice Russian folk songs: . There Was A War And Everyone is Dead, There's Also a Symbolic Bird There is Going to Be a War And Everyone Will Die, There's Also a Sybmolic Bird The Dyeing Is Happening Right Now, There's Also a Symbolic Bird .I Had a Dream About Us Dying (No Birds Involved) .Alas You Are Dead .I'm a Bird, I Drink Vodka .Fuck It's Cold Frost Do Not Freeze Me Do Not Freeze My Horse Do Not Freeze My Wife PleaseI Have Children And my personal favourite: Ayy Lmao This Guys Head Just Got Shot Off, We Are Going to Die Hahaha tarsfatalis just couldn't miss an opportunity to provide you a comprehensive summary of Ukrainian folk music genres. I Married To A Man And Moved Far From My Home But I Want Fucking Back On My Fucking Land To My Parents And A Guy Whom I Actually Planned To Marry Before My Society's Patriarchal Structure Destroyed My Life A Guy Whom I Loved Loved Me And Also A Some Other Bitch So I Poisoned Him So That Nobody Gets Him This Is My Land And I Love It Very Much, Period -I Made A Traditional Kupala Wreath And Released It On Water To Find My Love, No Sexual Hits Involved I Have A Veeery Deeeeep Well In My Garden, And Also A Veeery Curly-Wurly Cabbage, And Also A Veeery Sweeeet Carrot Growing There, Come On Guys Check It Out, Oh, And There Are Totally No Sexual Hints Graphic Descriptions Of Lesbian Sex Everybody Is Dead After A Battle But There Is One Particular Cossack Whom I Am Especially Obligated To Mourn About Because He Is A Representative Of Our Entire Nation's Young People The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries And It's Compared To Some Sad Shit Happening In Nature Let's Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine Hahaha Yay! Let's Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine And Involve Some Couple Who Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries travelingworkshop Adding these well-known Cajun hits -I have a boat and have procured many crawfish do you love me? I sure do love crawfish, boats, the bayou, and also dancing My girlfriend can cook, and is therefore superior your girlfriend, who cannot my girlfriend cannot cook and is therefore inferior to all other girlfriends I saw you over a pile of crawfish and knew l was in love (on the bayou) a list of regional dishes set to the tune of kitchen utensils Lfurikomaru Canada checking in: -There was a ship and everyone on it was brave as it sank in a storm on the ocean or possibly one of our many inland-sea-sized lakes, please remember the name of the ship We fell in love when we were young and we didn't actually understand each other and you figured that out before I did because I'm slow- witted and you're kind of a jerk so you left me (now listen to this sick organ/fiddle/guitar harmonica/piano solo) Fuck the railroad, fuck the government, and especially fuck the HBC Gosh everything in this country is inhumanly big and inconvenient and trying to kill us, we're so lucky to live here, it's so majestic -The English stole our sheep and exiled my true love to Louisiana That's Cute an indigenous/ Métis coproduction after hearing that last one Well we're all in debt and working in a mine fucking sucks but at least we can get drunk and go dancing on the weekends This guy went to prison for a crime he didn't commit/did commit but with the most sympathetic motive for doing it ever and now he's out of jail and everything is bittersweet, either because he broke out and has to go back or because he's lost years of his life to a broken legal system. HELLO OUT THERE, WE'RE ON THE AIR, IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT TONIGHT! wetwareproblem Nova Scotia special edition: The sea sucks and left me a broken wreck of my former self. The sea sucks and killed my one true love. Working in a mine sucks and will kill you The weather sucks and will kill you. Poverty sucks and will kill you. -I desperately wish I could return home to Nova Scotia, that beautiful gem in the sea. janeandthehivequeen Oh I love this post so much cedrwydden Welsh Folk Songs . The Wren Is The Best Bird (And Delicious!) .I'm Gay For Owain Glyndwr .My Goats/Sheep/Cows Are Better Than Yours Lullaby About Killing Things Fuck You, England I'm Dying, But First...A Harp Solo .IWas Busy Thinking About A Girl And The Cows Ran Away .Got Dumped, Time To Die In The Woods .Wales Is Really Pretty, Our Trees Are The Best Owen Cheated On Me, So I Had Sex With David .IAlso Had Sex With The Hot Crwth Player And It Was Amazing .Life Is Suffering *BAGPIPES* 1dduane Maybe it would be dangerous to add that I'm working on the Middle Kingdoms version of these... ) fvondazs Get a load of these Malay folk songs: Check Out That Really Cute Girl With Nice Legs I'm in Love We Love Each Other But Your Parents Won't Let Us Get Married Cause I'm Poor We Love Each Other But Then You Changed Your Mind I'm Going To Work At Sea/Faraway From You Please Don't Cheat On Me Paddy Fields Oh Woe Is Me A Traveller In Foreign Lands I Wanna Go Home Where It Rain Rocks Be Nice to Everyone I Left to Get Rich Cause Your Parents Are Materialistic Jerks But I Come Back to Find You're Married to That Rich Guy Anyway -I Love You But You Don't Love Me Back Oh My Bleeding Heart -I'm a Traveller in These Foreign Lands Please Be Nice to Me More Paddy Fields Source: argona.. 121,562 notes Traditional songs around the world
A Dream, Ali, and Being Alone: argonauticae
 im putting together a couple of scottish folk
 mixes bc that's what i do and im honestly
 curious if anyone in my country has ever been
 unequivocally happy about anything ever
 argonauticae
 scottish trad music genres:
 Everyone I Love Is Dead
 .The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
 You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You
 Must Answer These Riddles Three
 .The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
 .I Love You A Lot But You've Left Me And
 It's Raining [fiddle solo]
 The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The
 English
 One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched
 Me In The Face And It Was Awesome
 .The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep
 5plaidadder
 We have of course the traditional Irish music
 genres to go with them:
 Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical
 Representation of Ireland
 *The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep
 On It
 You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won't
 Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me
 And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)
 Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good
 They've Stopped Listening Now Let's Talk
 About Revolution
 *Something In Irish, I Think It's About Fairies,
 Or Maybe A Cow
 junkybowels
 oo0o can I add to this? don't forget
 Appalachian folk balladry, the American cousin
 of Scottish and Irish traditional music and just
 as uplifting as its Anglo-Saxon highland
 forbears!!
 genres include:
 I Left Everyone I Love Back Home In The
 Holler To Be With This Guy Who Doesn't
 Wear Shoes Or Have Teeth But He Plays A
 Mean Jug
 The English Told Us Not To Move West Yet,
 We Ignored Them, My Entire Family Was
 Killed
 You Were My Boyfriend But You Tied A
 Sack Of Rocks To My Petticoats And
 Threw Me In The Creek (And My Baby Too)
 .Mama Loves All 14 Of Us A Lot But She's
 Weary Of Our Shit And Now She's Dyin'
 (Gather Round)
 The McCleans Stole A Firewood Log From
 Our Pile So We Won't Rest Until The Last
 Of Their Male Kin Is Laid In The Cold
 Ground
 .We Knew The River Would Rise But We
 Still Didn't Fix The Levee
 The River Rose, The Levee Broke,
 Everyone Died, It Was Just As We
 Reckoned (dulcimer twang-a-lang)
 .When The Rebels Come A-Marchin' I'm A
 Southern Man And I Feed Their Horses My
 Best, When The Yankees Come A-Marchin'
 I'm A Northern Man And I Feed Their
 Horses What The Rebels Left
 .The Tennessee Valley Authority Killed All
 My Sheep Somehow
 shredsandpatches
 Don't forget that old standby "The Mine
 Collapsed and Everyone Died"!
 I think someone needs to put ina word for the
 English folk tradition though:
 .I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a
 Metaphor for Sex)
 I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It
 Was a Metaphor for Sex)
 I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It
 Was a Metaphor for Sex)
 IMet a Girl By Staying At Her Parents'
 House and She Made My Bed (It Was an
 Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)
 .IAm a Girl and I Regret Engaging In
 Metaphors for Sex Because Now I'm
 Pregnant
 .IMet a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But
 She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It
 IMet a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-
 Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff
 The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis
 Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or
 Waterloo, Let's Get Married, I'm Glad You
 Said No Because I'm Really Him In
 Disguise
 Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome
 The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the
 Important Men in My Life (And Now They
 Are Dead)
 .Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth
 And Are Never Grindingly Poor
 Begging Is a Completely Viable Career
 Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited
 Access to Alcohol
 infinite-magical-recipes
 behold mongolian folk music genres
 .I Went Out Riding and Noticed Mongolia
 We Fought a Bunch of Guys (On
 Horseback)
 Witness My Many Ungulates
 (While On a Horse) I Met a Hot Girl Who
 Reminded Me of a Plant
 On Three, Say What That Terrain Feature
 Looks Like to You (One, Two, Three, A
 Horse)
 Witness My Many Ancestors' Many
 Ungulates
 IAlso Enjoy Heavy Metal, Especially If It's
 Made of Horseshoes
 Oooorrrweeeeuuurrrreeeeuuuuwwwwwrrr
 rrrr (Is Tuvan for "Horse")
 You Might Not Know This About Me, But I
 Own a Horse
 Ee scarlettohairdye
 THE MONGOLIAN FOLK SONGS MADE IT
 BETTER
 churakaagii
 now with more okinawan!
 We Must Plant the Crops, Let's Get Drunk!
 We Must Harvest the Crops, Let's Get
 Drunk!
 .There's No Crops Right Now, Let's Get
 Drunk!
 Sex On the Beach Is Awesome, War Is Bad
 .There Are Ghosts in the Trees
 .The Japanese Exploit Us (And the
 Americans Do Too)
 I Love the Sea, This Island Is Beautiful,
 War Is Still Bad
 Hey, There's an Old Man, Let's Get Drunk!
 .Respect Your Parents Or You Will Be Lost
 at Sea Forever
 edamaskrosechicago
 As the daughter of a folksinger and spouse of a
 folklorist, I love this SO MUCH. Here's some
 from the sub-sub-genre of French folk songs of
 the Midwest...
 .IAm A Brawny-Armed Lumberjack Who
 Loves a Town Girl, Oh No!
 Oh Fuck, I Slept With a Fur Trapper, What
 Shall I Tell Maman?
 Hauling Logs, Rolling Logs, Driving Logs,
 All Day, What Ho!
 Like Hell You're Marrying That Good for
 Nothing Bambocheur!
 .Fetch My Gold Ring That Fell Into the Sea!
 Now!
 I Met A Sailor While A-Strolling, And Now
 We Are In Love!
 .IWant to Kiss the Sailor I Met A-Strolling,
 But I'm Afraid My Father Will Find Out!
 Oh Fuck, I Kissed the Sailor I Met
 A-Strolling And Now We Are Doomed!
 Nejohnnygreyart
 Some Italian Folk Music Genres
 A Spider Has Bitten Me And If I Do Not Dance I
 Will Die, Alas
 IAm A Very Fancy Man With A Very Fancy Hat
 The Cable Car Is A Thinly-Veiled Metaphor For
 Your Feminine Torture, O Woman
 Rome Is The Very Best Place And Every Other
 Place Is Just Awful
 I Love You, But You Are Married
 TLove You, But You Are Fickle (Why Did You
 Dance With The Baker's Son, Thou Vixen?)
 ILove You, But You Left Me All Alone On This
 Romantic Wind-Swept Hillside, Which Is
 Actually Very Pretty, But Not As Pretty As You,
 Foul Temptress
 Rome Is Stll The Best Place And Every Other
 Place Can Go Right To Hell
 Seriously Once You Have Been To Rome You
 Wll Just Be Sick At The Thought Of Being
 Anywhere Else, You Will Pine Away And Die
 TLove You, But You Are Dead (Or Maybe You
 Just Went To Live In A Slightly Prettier Place)
 Rome, Rome, O Rome, Ah Rome, Rome
 Rome Rome, Have I Mentioned That I Love
 Rome?
 Venetian Special Genres:
 Women Are Like The Ocean: Salty And Full Of
 Drowned Sailors
 Women Are Like The Ocean: I Cannot Figure
 Them Out At AlI
 I Saw You One Time At A Party And I Have
 Designs Upon Your Feminine Virtue
 TLove You, But You Are Married To The Ocean
 (For Some Reason)
 overloadextravaganza
 I thought I would add some Dutch ones,
 because I saw no one had added any:
 - That Girl Is A Prostitute (But At Least She
 Goes To Church)
 - That Incompetent Sailor Is Actually A Girl, But
 She Will Have Sex With You If You Don't Kick
 Her Off The Boat
 - Someone Of Any Occupation Is Doing
 Something, But Unfortunately They Are Now
 Dead
 - Fuck You Spain (Haha, We Sunk Your Boat
 And Stole Your Silver)
 - Fuck You England
 -We Might Be Small, But We Will Fight You
 - Life Isn't So Bad, If You Just Go Outside
 - Fuck You Winter
 -Look At That Guy (Wild Racism)
 - We Like Going To Other Countries (More Wild
 Racism)
 - Drinking Is Fun
 - Drinking Makes Me Long For Sea
 - God Is My Dad
 - My Province Is Great And Full Of Nature
 dI0iso
 Some nice Russian folk songs:
 . There Was A War And Everyone is Dead,
 There's Also a Symbolic Bird
 There is Going to Be a War And Everyone
 Will Die, There's Also a Sybmolic Bird
 The Dyeing Is Happening Right Now,
 There's Also a Symbolic Bird
 .I Had a Dream About Us Dying (No Birds
 Involved)
 .Alas You Are Dead
 .I'm a Bird, I Drink Vodka
 .Fuck It's Cold
 Frost Do Not Freeze Me Do Not Freeze My
 Horse Do Not Freeze My Wife PleaseI
 Have Children
 And my personal favourite:
 Ayy Lmao This Guys Head Just Got Shot
 Off, We Are Going to Die Hahaha
 tarsfatalis
 just couldn't miss an opportunity to provide
 you a comprehensive summary of Ukrainian
 folk music genres.
 I Married To A Man And Moved Far From My
 Home But I Want Fucking Back On My Fucking
 Land To My Parents And A Guy Whom I
 Actually Planned To Marry Before My Society's
 Patriarchal Structure Destroyed My Life
 A Guy Whom I Loved Loved Me And Also A
 Some Other Bitch So I Poisoned Him So That
 Nobody Gets Him
 This Is My Land And I Love It Very Much,
 Period
 -I Made A Traditional Kupala Wreath And
 Released It On Water To Find My Love, No
 Sexual Hits Involved
 I Have A Veeery Deeeeep Well In My
 Garden, And Also A Veeery Curly-Wurly
 Cabbage, And Also A Veeery Sweeeet Carrot
 Growing There, Come On Guys Check It Out,
 Oh, And There Are Totally No Sexual Hints
 Graphic Descriptions Of Lesbian Sex
 Everybody Is Dead After A Battle But There
 Is One Particular Cossack Whom I Am
 Especially Obligated To Mourn About Because
 He Is A Representative Of Our Entire Nation's
 Young People
 The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of
 Various Reasons And Everybody Cries
 The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of
 Various Reasons And Everybody Cries And It's
 Compared To Some Sad Shit Happening In
 Nature
 Let's Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine
 Hahaha Yay!
 Let's Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine
 And Involve Some Couple Who Cannot Be
 Together Because Of Various Reasons And
 Everybody Cries
 travelingworkshop
 Adding these well-known Cajun hits
 -I have a boat and have procured many
 crawfish do you love me?
 I sure do love crawfish, boats, the bayou, and
 also dancing
 My girlfriend can cook, and is therefore
 superior your girlfriend, who cannot
 my girlfriend cannot cook and is therefore
 inferior to all other girlfriends
 I saw you over a pile of crawfish and knew l
 was in love (on the bayou)
 a list of regional dishes set to the tune of
 kitchen utensils
 Lfurikomaru
 Canada checking in:
 -There was a ship and everyone on it was
 brave as it sank in a storm on the ocean or
 possibly one of our many inland-sea-sized
 lakes, please remember the name of the ship
 We fell in love when we were young and we
 didn't actually understand each other and you
 figured that out before I did because I'm slow-
 witted and you're kind of a jerk so you left me
 (now listen to this sick organ/fiddle/guitar
 harmonica/piano solo)
 Fuck the railroad, fuck the government, and
 especially fuck the HBC
 Gosh everything in this country is inhumanly
 big and inconvenient and trying to kill us, we're
 so lucky to live here, it's so majestic
 -The English stole our sheep and exiled my
 true love to Louisiana
 That's Cute an indigenous/ Métis
 coproduction after hearing that last one
 Well we're all in debt and working in a mine
 fucking sucks but at least we can get drunk
 and go dancing on the weekends
 This guy went to prison for a crime he didn't
 commit/did commit but with the most
 sympathetic motive for doing it ever and now
 he's out of jail and everything is bittersweet,
 either because he broke out and has to go
 back or because he's lost years of his life to a
 broken legal system.
 HELLO OUT THERE, WE'RE ON THE AIR,
 IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT TONIGHT!
 wetwareproblem
 Nova Scotia special edition:
 The sea sucks and left me a broken wreck of
 my former self.
 The sea sucks and killed my one true love.
 Working in a mine sucks and will kill you
 The weather sucks and will kill you.
 Poverty sucks and will kill you.
 -I desperately wish I could return home to
 Nova Scotia, that beautiful gem in the sea.
 janeandthehivequeen
 Oh I love this post so much
 cedrwydden
 Welsh Folk Songs
 . The Wren Is The Best Bird (And Delicious!)
 .I'm Gay For Owain Glyndwr
 .My Goats/Sheep/Cows Are Better Than
 Yours
 Lullaby About Killing Things
 Fuck You, England
 I'm Dying, But First...A Harp Solo
 .IWas Busy Thinking About A Girl And The
 Cows Ran Away
 .Got Dumped, Time To Die In The Woods
 .Wales Is Really Pretty, Our Trees Are The
 Best
 Owen Cheated On Me, So I Had Sex With
 David
 .IAlso Had Sex With The Hot Crwth Player
 And It Was Amazing
 .Life Is Suffering *BAGPIPES*
 1dduane
 Maybe it would be dangerous to add that I'm
 working on the Middle Kingdoms version of
 these... )
 fvondazs
 Get a load of these Malay folk songs:
 Check Out That Really Cute Girl With Nice
 Legs I'm in Love
 We Love Each Other But Your Parents Won't
 Let Us Get Married Cause I'm Poor
 We Love Each Other But Then You Changed
 Your Mind
 I'm Going To Work At Sea/Faraway From
 You Please Don't Cheat On Me
 Paddy Fields
 Oh Woe Is Me A Traveller In Foreign Lands I
 Wanna Go Home Where It Rain Rocks
 Be Nice to Everyone
 I Left to Get Rich Cause Your Parents Are
 Materialistic Jerks But I Come Back to Find
 You're Married to That Rich Guy Anyway
 -I Love You But You Don't Love Me Back Oh
 My Bleeding Heart
 -I'm a Traveller in These Foreign Lands
 Please Be Nice to Me
 More Paddy Fields
 Source: argona..
 121,562 notes
Traditional songs around the world

Traditional songs around the world

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Did felix find 3 blacksmiths in a village with Jack? Thats so rare wth

Bitch, Crying, and Friends: Anonymous 09/11/14(Thu)15:06:43 No.35588678 File: image.jpg (45 KB, 468x498) >>35588775 >>35588791>>35588910 >>35588951 >Be me >4 years ago Succussful, friendly, good with people >Out at bar with some friends >Girl comes over and hits on me >Buy her a drink >She asks for a second of a different kind too >Tell the bartender to do it Girl takes the drinks and say "k thx bye!" >Walks over to her boyfriend and kisses him while flipping me off look at the bartender and she shakes her head Get idea >Ask for the two drinks she ordered on a different bill >Bartender agrees >Prints off the bill >Walk over and hand the girl the bill for her drinks Girl laughs at me Walk over to the bouncer and tell him the situation Bouncer gets the thousand yard stare can only assume he was remembering a love long lost with a heart of gold now shattered Bitch and her boyfriend try to leave Bartender taps my shoulder to show me Bouncer stands in front of them >"You will go pay for your drinks, now." Boyfriend tries to get in his face Bouncer calmly pushes him out of the bar Stares at girl Stares at girl Girl starts crying >Stares at girl Stares at girl >Girl pulls a $20 bill out of her bra and hands it to the bouncer Screams "Here you go asshole!" >Runs out Bouncer hands me the 20 and says "keep the change" >He knuckle-touches the bartender I thank him Find out he likes camping We camp together now with my fiancée and his wife It was the last time I bought a drink for a girl in a bar. Fucking bitches. Anon anhilates thot
Bitch, Crying, and Friends: Anonymous 09/11/14(Thu)15:06:43 No.35588678
 File: image.jpg (45 KB, 468x498)
 >>35588775 >>35588791>>35588910 >>35588951
 >Be me
 >4 years ago
 Succussful, friendly, good with people
 >Out at bar with some friends
 >Girl comes over and hits on me
 >Buy her a drink
 >She asks for a second of a different kind too
 >Tell the bartender to do it
 Girl takes the drinks and say "k thx bye!"
 >Walks over to her boyfriend and kisses him while flipping me off
 look at the bartender and she shakes her head
 Get idea
 >Ask for the two drinks she ordered on a different bill
 >Bartender agrees
 >Prints off the bill
 >Walk over and hand the girl the bill for her drinks
 Girl laughs at me
 Walk over to the bouncer and tell him the situation
 Bouncer gets the thousand yard stare
 can only assume he was remembering a love long lost with a heart of gold now shattered
 Bitch and her boyfriend try to leave
 Bartender taps my shoulder to show me
 Bouncer stands in front of them
 >"You will go pay for your drinks, now."
 Boyfriend tries to get in his face
 Bouncer calmly pushes him out of the bar
 Stares at girl
 Stares at girl
 Girl starts crying
 >Stares at girl
 Stares at girl
 >Girl pulls a $20 bill out of her bra and hands it to the bouncer
 Screams "Here you go asshole!"
 >Runs out
 Bouncer hands me the 20 and says "keep the change"
 >He knuckle-touches the bartender
 I thank him
 Find out he likes camping
 We camp together now with my fiancée and his wife
 It was the last time I bought a drink for a girl in a bar. Fucking bitches.
Anon anhilates thot

Anon anhilates thot

Bad, Bernie Sanders, and Doctor: 5 hrs Here is the Facebook connection. Before I went into the hospital, I was in the bed at the house for eight days. I thought I had the stomach flu. I was wrong of course. Three days and that eight days I tried to make a Facebook post about it. Only to find out that I have been given another 30 day ban cover because of course, I am a Nazi I was in the bed at the house for eight days. I thought I had the stomach flu. I was wrong of course. Three days and that eight days I tried to make a Facebook post about it Only to find out that I have been given another 30 day ban cover because of course, I am a Nazi. I find that to be one of the worst insults I could get. I also don't appreciate being called a fucking racist by every asshole leftist on the planet. They must not care much not throw them around so easily. If they want to find a Nazi they can go to Bernie Sanders, because he out right states explicitly that he is a Nazi. That is the weird upside down world that we are living. those things or they would So here is the deal, if Facebook hadn't wrongfully banned me purely because I like to talk about ideas and I love Donald Trump, then I would've been able to make my post describing how I felt. I can almost guarantee that several people would've hollered at me and said get the fuck to the hospital you moron. Of course I was kind of out of it, and it was a pretty convincing case of stomach or intestinal flu. Now if I had been thus encouraged by my friends to go to the hospital, I probably would have. My appendix burst about two days later. And since I had been sick so long, I went to see an extended care doctor on a Wednesday morning. If I had not had a Facebook man, if I had not had a Facebook ban, I might have gone l might have gone A day or two earlier. That would've made a simple laparoscopic surgery, and a couple days in the hospital. But that didn't happen. And I've been told I came close to dying. I wish Mark Zuckerberg and the people who work for him would quit fucking around with peoples lives. People who think I'm a Nazi. People who think I'm a racist. People who think that because I'm not a communist socialist shit bag that I'm a bad person... All of those people could just ignore what I say. I can guarantee you lignore what they say, because they are fucking morons and because they are mentally ill So yes. Mark Zuckerberg tried to kill me. Mark Zuckerberg tried to kill me because of course I am a Nazi
Bad, Bernie Sanders, and Doctor: 5 hrs
 Here is the Facebook connection. Before I went into the hospital, I was in
 the bed at the house for eight days. I thought I had the stomach flu. I was
 wrong of course. Three days and that eight days I tried to make a
 Facebook post about it. Only to find out that I have been given another 30
 day ban cover because of course, I am a Nazi I was in the bed at the house
 for eight days. I thought I had the stomach flu. I was wrong of course.
 Three days and that eight days I tried to make a Facebook post about it
 Only to find out that I have been given another 30 day ban cover because
 of course, I am a Nazi. I find that to be one of the worst insults I could get.
 I also don't appreciate being called a fucking racist by every asshole leftist
 on the planet. They must not care much
 not throw them around so easily. If they want to find a Nazi they can go to
 Bernie Sanders, because he out right states explicitly that he is a Nazi.
 That is the weird upside down world that we are living.
 those things or they would
 So here is the deal, if Facebook hadn't wrongfully banned me purely
 because I like to talk about ideas and I love Donald Trump, then I would've
 been able to make my post describing how I felt. I can almost guarantee
 that several people would've hollered at me and said get the fuck to the
 hospital you moron. Of course I was kind of out of it, and it was a pretty
 convincing case of stomach or intestinal flu. Now if I had been thus
 encouraged by my friends to go to the hospital, I probably would have. My
 appendix burst about two days later. And since I had been sick so long, I
 went to see an extended care doctor on a Wednesday morning. If I had not
 had a Facebook man, if I had not had a Facebook ban, I might have gone l
 might have gone A day or two earlier. That would've made a simple
 laparoscopic surgery, and a couple days in the hospital. But that didn't
 happen. And I've been told I came close to dying. I wish Mark Zuckerberg
 and the people who work for him would quit fucking around with peoples
 lives. People who think I'm a Nazi. People who think I'm a racist. People
 who think that because I'm not a communist socialist shit bag that I'm a
 bad person... All of those people could just ignore what I say. I can
 guarantee you lignore what they say, because they are fucking morons
 and because they are mentally ill
 So yes. Mark Zuckerberg tried to kill me.
Mark Zuckerberg tried to kill me because of course I am a Nazi

Mark Zuckerberg tried to kill me because of course I am a Nazi

Fuck You, Internet, and News: 12:10 12:11 r/iamatotalpieceofshit 293 4.5k Share 1 S 2 Awards Thanks Reddit, for selling away our freedom of speech for a few measly bucks. Man, I don't think you could have found a more bullshit article to back up your equally bullshit point. Fundraisers are not investments. Tencent has its pockets literally everywhere you can find a public Chinese Censorship Company Invests Millions in Reddit company. So, to summarize: Newsbusters is basically right-wing propaganda f 510 Shares Tweet 16 February 7, 2019 4:30 PM EST By Tencent is an investment company that, at worst, makes shitty clone games. They're not in charge of blocking shit. What happens when the front page of the Accepting a donation isn't "selling your right free speech". It's accepting a donation. internet is funded by the company that made ty Great Firewall in China? Fuck you, fuck your article, and fuck your misinformed teenage bullshit. I'll revise my point if you can prove any of that wrong. Reddit, the internet forum for communities, posts, and news, is currently fundraising to keep itself afloat, with a $300 million goal. Half of that goal I hate Tencent as much as the next guy, but at least keep your outrage real. has already been met, thanks to a massive investment of $150 million from Chinese 43 Reply censorship company Tencent. The company is in ntn Most of the people dissing china doesn't know what they are talking about 1Share 293 4.5k Add a comment Add a comment Making misleading titles for karma
Fuck You, Internet, and News: 12:10
 12:11
 r/iamatotalpieceofshit
 293
 4.5k
 Share
 1
 S 2 Awards
 Thanks Reddit, for selling away our
 freedom of speech for a few measly
 bucks.
 Man, I don't think you could have found a more
 bullshit article to back up your equally bullshit
 point.
 Fundraisers are not investments. Tencent has its
 pockets literally everywhere you can find a public
 Chinese Censorship Company
 Invests Millions in Reddit
 company.
 So, to summarize:
 Newsbusters is basically right-wing
 propaganda
 f 510 Shares
 Tweet
 16
 February 7, 2019 4:30 PM EST
 By
 Tencent is an investment company that, at
 worst, makes shitty clone games. They're not in
 charge of blocking shit.
 What happens when the front page of the
 Accepting a donation isn't "selling your right
 free speech". It's accepting a donation.
 internet is funded by the company that made ty
 Great Firewall in China?
 Fuck you, fuck your article, and fuck your
 misinformed teenage bullshit. I'll revise my point
 if you can prove any of that wrong.
 Reddit, the internet forum for communities, posts,
 and news, is currently fundraising to keep itself
 afloat, with a $300 million goal. Half of that goal
 I hate Tencent as much as the next guy, but at
 least keep your outrage real.
 has already been met, thanks to a massive
 investment of $150 million from Chinese
 43
 Reply
 censorship company Tencent. The company is in
 ntn
 Most of the people dissing china doesn't know
 what they are talking about
 1Share
 293
 4.5k
 Add a comment
 Add a comment
Making misleading titles for karma

Making misleading titles for karma