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Apparently, Head, and Parents: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it He wanted to know how, so l told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes I executed any number of water related feats-I've been swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like You were right about adults." Yeah kid, I know" "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someonel" Well. You need to establish some credibility first, I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you. He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half memaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing o marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes 14 Times People On Tumblr Told Really Great Stories
Apparently, Head, and Parents: epochayur
 people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open
 are not to be trusted
 oonabashed
 This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in
 goggles saw me do it He wanted to know how, so l told him I was part
 mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove
 t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his
 mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he
 ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten
 minutes I executed any number of water related feats-I've been
 swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in
 high school I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without
 taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him
 over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without
 moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike
 off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a
 dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable
 So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was
 losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise
 He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled
 and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came
 back and was like You were right about adults." Yeah kid, I
 know" "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I
 gotta tell someonel" Well. You need to establish some credibility first,
 I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific
 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you.
 He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed
 them?" and I said it was against half memaid rules to show adults
 anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously He
 spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him
 how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how
 to do a backstroke
 I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing
 o marky-mark-quack-quack-quack
 698,054 notes
14 Times People On Tumblr Told Really Great Stories

14 Times People On Tumblr Told Really Great Stories

Ariel, Bad, and Bitch: 4G 21:39 rueplumet i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/ heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to heart directly but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so sweet n everything AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WH ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP AT!!!! NO WONDER NO 17 4G 21:39 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!" i love him lainybunbuns At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue his dog Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason No one questions this, just like they don't question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he's getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this 17 4G 21:39 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further. a-kent a common conversation around the kingdom "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?" "Oh gods, not again. jumpingjacktrash prince eric is a retired epic level player character Fuente: rrueplumet 115,535 notas 17 "...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."
Ariel, Bad, and Bitch: 4G 21:39
 rueplumet
 i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's
 hilarious. because he seems like one of the most
 mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney
 canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the
 bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of
 the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/
 heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause
 their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly
 responsible because they ll launch them into that
 direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to
 heart directly
 but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of
 those few because up until the final act, he is the most
 chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring
 to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?
 he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach
 playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles
 like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so
 sweet n everything
 AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC
 KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA
 LIKE WH
 ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL
 THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO
 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP
 AT!!!! NO WONDER NO
 17

 4G 21:39
 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP
 DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!"
 i love him
 lainybunbuns
 At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without
 hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a
 storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue
 his dog
 Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved
 him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his
 way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't
 even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the
 girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle
 anyway, for no particular reason
 No one questions this, just like they don't question when
 he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman
 one morning and says he's getting married that same
 day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance
 turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by
 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of
 the ocean straight into her.
 A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the
 sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings
 Again, no one questions this
 17

 4G 21:39
 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of
 the ocean straight into her.
 A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the
 sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings
 Again, no one questions this
 I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in
 sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being
 so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at
 any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during
 the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and
 rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only
 dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.
 a-kent
 a common conversation around the kingdom
 "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?"
 "Oh gods, not again.
 jumpingjacktrash
 prince eric is a retired epic level player character
 Fuente: rrueplumet
 115,535 notas
 17
"...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."

"...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."

Crazy, Fedora, and Fucking: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat... 3d Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry. Pitt Lefto @Jlongb0ne Replying to @amazingatheist why did this talented, oscar nominated actress picked to play a fictional character who started out with cone tiddies, develop normal breasts during puberty?! by my banana, I don't think you know who you're fucking with..." 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>“this indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>
Crazy, Fedora, and Fucking: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat...
 3d
 Do I have to be the asshole who says
 her tits are too small for me to see her
 as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that
 guy? Do I have to be the one who
 fucking says it?
 I guess I do. Sorry.
 Pitt Lefto
 @Jlongb0ne
 Replying to @amazingatheist
 why did this talented, oscar
 nominated actress picked to play a
 fictional character who started out
 with cone tiddies, develop normal
 breasts during puberty?! by my
 banana, I don't think you know who
 you're fucking with..."
 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He’s right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote>
<p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you’d watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p>
<p>“this indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he’s got his fedora!”<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she’s a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That’s part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It’s not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote>

<p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>

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Never, Super, and The Double: The Double Backflip To A Flying Reverse Tuck | 15 Super Athletic Feats That May Never Be Topped
Never, Super, and The Double: The Double Backflip To A Flying Reverse Tuck | 15 Super Athletic Feats That May Never Be Topped

The Double Backflip To A Flying Reverse Tuck | 15 Super Athletic Feats That May Never Be Topped

Climbing, Love, and Shoes: <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/165528747036/bluefist-trinityice-voidethered" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bluefist.tumblr.com/post/164734665382/trinityice-voidethered-weloveshortvideos" class="tumblr_blog">bluefist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trinityice.tumblr.com/post/118058967319">trinityice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voidethered.tumblr.com/post/115909399164">voidethered</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weloveshortvideos.tumblr.com/post/114732656228">weloveshortvideos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>found the next spiderman </p> </blockquote> <p>i love that the next logical step for this guy goes “hmm, can’t quite reach the next handhold” to “flip upside down”</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT</p> </blockquote> <p>that guy ain’t even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>This is an Indian parkour master named Jyoti Raju.</p><p>He goes by the nickname “Monkey King”, and performs acrobatic feats for any tourists visiting the ruins of the Chitradurga Fortress. </p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FCm91hh9SqXs"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cm91hh9SqXs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
Climbing, Love, and Shoes: <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/165528747036/bluefist-trinityice-voidethered" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://bluefist.tumblr.com/post/164734665382/trinityice-voidethered-weloveshortvideos" class="tumblr_blog">bluefist</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trinityice.tumblr.com/post/118058967319">trinityice</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voidethered.tumblr.com/post/115909399164">voidethered</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weloveshortvideos.tumblr.com/post/114732656228">weloveshortvideos</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>found the next spiderman </p>
</blockquote>
<p>i love that the next logical step for this guy goes “hmm, can’t quite reach the next handhold” to “flip upside down”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>WHAT</p>
</blockquote>

<p>that guy ain’t even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is an Indian parkour master named Jyoti Raju.</p><p>He goes by the nickname “Monkey King”, and performs acrobatic feats for any tourists visiting the ruins of the Chitradurga Fortress. </p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FCm91hh9SqXs"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cm91hh9SqXs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>

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A$AP Rocky, Beyonce, and Billboard: Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously @balleralert Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2017 is CardiB’s year, from a number one record, to a surprise engagement to several historical feats. Just months after the Bronx rapper made hip-hop history with her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” Billboard reports that she has done it again with two more hits. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has become the first woman to chart her first three entries on Billboard’s Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs chart in the top 10 simultaneously. With ‘Bodak Yellow’ still doing numbers, coasting at No. 2, Migos’ ‘Motorsport’ featuring Cardi B and NickiMinaj debuted at No. 5. Finally, G-Eazy’s ‘No Limit’ featuring Cardi B and A$AP Rocky moved from 12 to 9 on the chart, completing the rapper’s hip-hop history trifecta. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The feat also makes Cardi the first artist to do so since Fetty Wap in 2015. According to Billboard, the accomplishment lands Cardi among only five other female artists, who were able to post three simultaneous top 10s at any point in her career, which includes, Ashanti, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Beyoncé and Rihanna.
A$AP Rocky, Beyonce, and Billboard: Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top
 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs
 Chart Simultaneously
 @balleralert
Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2017 is CardiB’s year, from a number one record, to a surprise engagement to several historical feats. Just months after the Bronx rapper made hip-hop history with her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” Billboard reports that she has done it again with two more hits. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has become the first woman to chart her first three entries on Billboard’s Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs chart in the top 10 simultaneously. With ‘Bodak Yellow’ still doing numbers, coasting at No. 2, Migos’ ‘Motorsport’ featuring Cardi B and NickiMinaj debuted at No. 5. Finally, G-Eazy’s ‘No Limit’ featuring Cardi B and A$AP Rocky moved from 12 to 9 on the chart, completing the rapper’s hip-hop history trifecta. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The feat also makes Cardi the first artist to do so since Fetty Wap in 2015. According to Billboard, the accomplishment lands Cardi among only five other female artists, who were able to post three simultaneous top 10s at any point in her career, which includes, Ashanti, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Beyoncé and Rihanna.

Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R

Animals, Memes, and Revenge: EVA GREEN aS CIRCE CHARLIZE THERON aS N DERMA UGHN CHEETAH CASTING REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Diana's rogue's gallery! * EVA GREEN as CIRCE Circe is an ancient, goddess-level immortal sorceress with virtually limitless incredible magical power. Her most popular ability is her power to alter the forms of mortal men, turning them into various sorts of animals called Beastiamorphs. In this state, they obey her every command. Her other powers include matter transmogrification, reality alteration, illusion casting, teleportation, mind control, magical blasts, magical shields as well as limited clairvoyance. * CHARLIZE THERON as CHEETAH Barbara Minerva possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight @charlizeafrica charlizetheron evagreen cheetah circe wonderwoman2 sincity fastandfurious
Animals, Memes, and Revenge: EVA
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 CHARLIZE
 THERON
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REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Diana's rogue's gallery! * EVA GREEN as CIRCE Circe is an ancient, goddess-level immortal sorceress with virtually limitless incredible magical power. Her most popular ability is her power to alter the forms of mortal men, turning them into various sorts of animals called Beastiamorphs. In this state, they obey her every command. Her other powers include matter transmogrification, reality alteration, illusion casting, teleportation, mind control, magical blasts, magical shields as well as limited clairvoyance. * CHARLIZE THERON as CHEETAH Barbara Minerva possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight @charlizeafrica charlizetheron evagreen cheetah circe wonderwoman2 sincity fastandfurious

REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Diana...

Apparently, Head, and Parents: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes l executed any number of water related feats- I've been swimming since l was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like... You were right about adults." "Yeah kid,I know." Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first," Itold him. You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you." He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
Apparently, Head, and Parents: epochayur
 people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open
 are not to be trusted
 oonabashed
 This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in
 goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part
 mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove
 t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his
 mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he
 ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten
 minutes l executed any number of water related feats- I've been
 swimming since l was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in
 high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without
 taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him
 over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without
 moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike
 off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a
 dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable
 So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was
 losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise
 He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled
 and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came
 back and was like... You were right about adults." "Yeah kid,I
 know." Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I
 gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first,"
 Itold him. You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific
 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you."
 He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed
 them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults
 anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He
 spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him
 how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how
 to do a backstroke
 I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing
 marky-mark-quack-quack-quack
 698,054 notes
People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

Bad, God, and Tumblr: Me-Religion is a coping mechanism, go easy on em Also me- lt's been 2,000 years of this bullshit. Make em cry. OfficialBurn TheBible <p><a href="http://wolfsburgedition.tumblr.com/post/160108893745/libertarirynn-boldatheism-make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">wolfsburgedition</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160108859389/boldatheism-make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://boldatheism.tumblr.com/post/159910821362/make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">boldatheism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Make em cry.</p></blockquote> <p>NowThat'sWhatICallEdgy.jpg</p> </blockquote> <p>ok but like…. can anyone criticize the concept of religion without being called edgy cause that just seem like a cop out</p> </blockquote> <p>Criticizing the concept of religion and being a total twat about it are two different things. “I’m an atheist because I have not been convinced there is a God or because I have come to the conclusion that there is not one or perhaps I’m just agnostic because I am not sure of what I believe regarding matters of faith” is a lot different than “hurr durr stoopid Christians! I’m gonna make you cry when I prove your sky fairy isn’t real!”</p> Those are the people who get called Edgy™. They’re so self impressed and think being an atheist is an intellectual accomplishment and that people of faith will be reduced to tears by their amazing feats of intelligence. They&rsquo;re just as bad as the arrogant Christians they claim to hate.
Bad, God, and Tumblr: Me-Religion is a coping mechanism,
 go easy on em
 Also me- lt's been 2,000 years of
 this bullshit. Make em cry.
 OfficialBurn TheBible
<p><a href="http://wolfsburgedition.tumblr.com/post/160108893745/libertarirynn-boldatheism-make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">wolfsburgedition</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160108859389/boldatheism-make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://boldatheism.tumblr.com/post/159910821362/make-em-cry" class="tumblr_blog">boldatheism</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Make em cry.</p></blockquote>

<p>NowThat'sWhatICallEdgy.jpg</p>
</blockquote>
<p>ok but like…. can anyone criticize the concept of religion without being called edgy cause that just seem like a cop out</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Criticizing the concept of religion and being a total twat about it are two different things. “I’m an atheist because I have not been convinced there is a God or because I have come to the conclusion that there is not one or perhaps I’m just agnostic because I am not sure of what I believe regarding matters of faith” is a lot different than “hurr durr stoopid Christians! I’m gonna make you cry when I prove your sky fairy isn’t real!”</p> Those are the people who get called Edgy™. They’re so self impressed and think being an atheist is an intellectual accomplishment and that people of faith will be reduced to tears by their amazing feats of intelligence. They&rsquo;re just as bad as the arrogant Christians they claim to hate.

wolfsburgedition: libertarirynn: boldatheism: Make em cry. NowThat'sWhatICallEdgy.jpg ok but like…. can anyone criticize the concept of ...