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Favorite Character: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher) Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there? Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is? Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier? Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for doesn't care. 1 hate her Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet. her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it. Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1 read them* Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society You aren't my son. Leave Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can afford, so ... Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass. Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know Dad: Fuck the government Dad: Fuck the school board. Dad: Close the door Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens. Dad:I love puns. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes Dad: Please shut up Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, 1 will kill them both. Dad: They act like 1 care what they think. Dad: I hate homework. Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed. JAN VIA THISISANATATTACK "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS SO MANY 399a2NOTE An English teacher, uncensored
Favorite Character: Actual Quotes from my Dad (An
 English Teacher)
 Dad: Why the hell did vou put a comma there?
 Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
 Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time
 Dad: Who should 1 dress up as for the movie premier?
 Dad: Hey are you awake? 1 know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right?
 Yeah. 1 need you to read this report. 1 can't tell if I am just super tired or if
 this is actual bullshit.
 Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for
 doesn't care. 1 hate her
 Dad: 1 need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
 her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she
 Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know 1 don't like tattoos
 and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
 Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today
 Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and 1 have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great
 Expectations.
 Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
 Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book 1 stole from Mrs.
 Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
 Dad: "puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that 1
 read them*
 Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society
 You aren't my son. Leave
 Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get
 discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all 1 can
 afford, so
 ...
 Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
 Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really
 need to know
 Dad: Fuck the government
 Dad: Fuck the school board.
 Dad: Close the door
 Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and 1 hate him, but he
 also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha, DICKens.
 Dad:I love puns.
 Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes
 Dad: Please shut up
 Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels
 weird
 Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change
 your ringtones to inappropriate rap music
 Dad: fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of
 Austria-Hungary today and 1 almost told her to get out.
 Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there
 Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
 Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm
 too
 Dad: If1 have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one
 more dance, 1 will kill them both.
 Dad: They act like 1 care what they think.
 Dad: I hate homework.
 Dad: 1 have decided to become a politician.
 Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and
 the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman?
 Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
 JAN
 VIA THISISANATATTACK
 "I TEACH SO MANY ALESHAS
 SO MANY
 399a2NOTE
An English teacher, uncensored

An English teacher, uncensored

Favorite Character: GETTING INTO IT BUTTERCATs SUCH A FUNNY AND CLEVER SHOW! I WISH I HAD FRIENDS WHO AREALSO FANS / ジ I REALLY ENDOYED IT Collegelumosn OTHER FANS EXPECTATION REALITY my FAVORITE CHARACTER IS BEANDOG! MR. BABY SUCKS! HE GETS IN BETWEEN BEANDOG AND BUTTER CAT, WHO ARE IN LOVE!! You Guys ARE COOL! CooL, MINE'S IS MR.BABY! ou'RE 08VIOusly NOT SMART ENOUGH To GET THE SUBTLE SATIRE F THE SHow, you IDIOT?) Colleg LASTING ENJOyMENT EXPECTATION REALITY DISCUSSION: EEPER THEMES IN BUTTERCAT- WHAT'S YOUR DRITE EPISODE? UTTERCAT FANS AUSE GROCERY STORE RIOTS OVER LIMITED DITION BUTTER POLICE WERE CALLED TO A LOCAL GROCERY OVERA STABBING THAT TOOK PLACE OVER BUTTER. AT THE CENTER OF THIS MESS A BUTTERCAT REPUTATION EXPECTATION REALITY You LIKE BUTTERCAT? You LIKE BUTTERCAT? IHEARD IT'S REALUY G00D. AKE VOU ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FANS? mon LATER ON. EXPECTATION REALITY BUTTERCAT WAS A 600D SHOw SHOULD REWATCH IT . OT Colleg <p><a href="http://sonicsean89.tumblr.com/post/172300828954/berlynn-wohl-pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of" class="tumblr_blog">sonicsean89</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com/post/166853566923/pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of-something-popular" class="tumblr_blog">berlynn-wohl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/166480467090/being-a-fan-of-something-popular-expectation-vs" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2> Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.</h2></blockquote> <p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 minutes:</b> It’s funny how this is making fun of that one particular show.</p> <p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 years:</b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8e0bb3dc3eb6642b50ddf4e884afefc/tumblr_inline_oyhv5m7f5q1rvrag7_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m fairly certain this was inspired by one fandom…</p></blockquote>
Favorite Character: GETTING INTO IT
 BUTTERCATs
 SUCH A FUNNY AND
 CLEVER SHOW!
 I WISH I HAD
 FRIENDS WHO
 AREALSO FANS
 /
 ジ
 I REALLY
 ENDOYED IT
 Collegelumosn

 OTHER FANS
 EXPECTATION
 REALITY
 my FAVORITE
 CHARACTER IS
 BEANDOG!
 MR. BABY SUCKS!
 HE GETS IN BETWEEN
 BEANDOG AND
 BUTTER CAT,
 WHO ARE IN LOVE!!
 You Guys
 ARE COOL!
 CooL, MINE'S
 IS MR.BABY!
 ou'RE 08VIOusly NOT
 SMART ENOUGH To GET
 THE SUBTLE SATIRE F
 THE SHow, you IDIOT?)
 Colleg

 LASTING ENJOyMENT
 EXPECTATION
 REALITY
 DISCUSSION:
 EEPER THEMES
 IN BUTTERCAT-
 WHAT'S YOUR
 DRITE EPISODE?
 UTTERCAT FANS
 AUSE GROCERY
 STORE RIOTS
 OVER LIMITED
 DITION BUTTER
 POLICE WERE CALLED TO A LOCAL
 GROCERY OVERA STABBING THAT
 TOOK PLACE OVER BUTTER. AT
 THE CENTER OF THIS MESS
 A BUTTERCAT

 REPUTATION
 EXPECTATION
 REALITY
 You LIKE
 BUTTERCAT?
 You LIKE
 BUTTERCAT?
 IHEARD IT'S
 REALUY G00D.
 AKE VOU ONE OF
 THOSE CRAZY FANS?
 mon

 LATER ON.
 EXPECTATION
 REALITY
 BUTTERCAT WAS A 600D SHOw
 SHOULD REWATCH IT .
 OT
 Colleg
<p><a href="http://sonicsean89.tumblr.com/post/172300828954/berlynn-wohl-pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of" class="tumblr_blog">sonicsean89</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com/post/166853566923/pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of-something-popular" class="tumblr_blog">berlynn-wohl</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/166480467090/being-a-fan-of-something-popular-expectation-vs" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><h2>

Being A Fan Of Something Popular: Expectation vs Reality.</h2></blockquote>
<p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 minutes:</b> It’s funny how this is making fun of that one particular show.</p>
<p><b>People who have been in fandom for 20 years:</b></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8e0bb3dc3eb6642b50ddf4e884afefc/tumblr_inline_oyhv5m7f5q1rvrag7_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I’m fairly certain this was inspired by one fandom…</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://sonicsean89.tumblr.com/post/172300828954/berlynn-wohl-pr1nceshawn-being-a-fan-of" class="tumblr_blog">sonicsean89</a>:...

Favorite Character: I WILL NOTSURRENDER zarmetra: overwatch challenge: [1] favorite characterAleksandra Zaryanova — “I was born in battle!”
Favorite Character: I WILL NOTSURRENDER
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zarmetra: overwatch challenge: [1] favorite characterAleksandra Zaryanova — “I was born in battle!”

Favorite Character: friday next after HOLY MOLY DONUTS BAR-B-Q KCASHING 15 years ago today ‘Friday After Next’ was released! Comment your favorite character or scene below! 👇📽🤔 @IceCube @Eppsie @TerryCrews WSHH
Favorite Character: friday
 next
 after
 HOLY MOLY DONUTS
 BAR-B-Q
 KCASHING
15 years ago today ‘Friday After Next’ was released! Comment your favorite character or scene below! 👇📽🤔 @IceCube @Eppsie @TerryCrews WSHH

15 years ago today ‘Friday After Next’ was released! Comment your favorite character or scene below! 👇📽🤔 @IceCube @Eppsie @TerryCrews WSHH

Favorite Character: When you unlock a new skin for your favorite character <p>New s🅱️in for my favourite charact🅿️r via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD">http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD</a></p>
Favorite Character: When you unlock a new skin for
 your favorite character
<p>New s🅱️in for my favourite charact🅿️r via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD">http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD</a></p>

<p>New s🅱️in for my favourite charact🅿️r via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD">http://ift.tt/2AvyLoD</a></p>

Favorite Character: MARTIN 25 years ago today, Martin premiered on Fox! Comment your favorite character from the show below! 👇👍💯 @MartinLawrence WSHH
Favorite Character: MARTIN
25 years ago today, Martin premiered on Fox! Comment your favorite character from the show below! 👇👍💯 @MartinLawrence WSHH

25 years ago today, Martin premiered on Fox! Comment your favorite character from the show below! 👇👍💯 @MartinLawrence WSHH