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fajitas: Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas @balleralert Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A Texas man is facing felony charges of first degree theft after being accused of stealing over $1.2 million in fajitas. Gilberto Escamilla was responsible for ordering food for the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department in Bronwsville, and it turns out he was ordering a little "extra" for himself. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Escamilla had taken a day off for a medical appointment last week, when the kitchen received a call about their expected 800-pound fajita delivery. The woman who answered the call insisted that the food service driver was mistaken, because the facility doesn't even serve fajitas. However, the driver informed her that he has been delivering fajitas to that location for over nine years. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The next day, Escamilla was confronted about the delivery, and admitted that he had been stealing fajitas from the company for years. He was immediately terminated, and subsequently arrested after a search warrant turned up packets of fajitas in his home refrigerator. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to District Attorney, Luis V. Saenz, Escamilla had been selling the fajitas on the side. "He would literally, on the day he ordered them, deliver them to customers he had already lined up. We’ve been able to uncover two of his purchasers, and they are cooperating with the investigation." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € After more investigating, including going through past purchase orders and invoices, the DA's office determined that over the years Escamilla was able to steal $1,251,578 worth of fajitas.
fajitas: Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2
 Million In Fajitas
 @balleralert
Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A Texas man is facing felony charges of first degree theft after being accused of stealing over $1.2 million in fajitas. Gilberto Escamilla was responsible for ordering food for the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department in Bronwsville, and it turns out he was ordering a little "extra" for himself. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Escamilla had taken a day off for a medical appointment last week, when the kitchen received a call about their expected 800-pound fajita delivery. The woman who answered the call insisted that the food service driver was mistaken, because the facility doesn't even serve fajitas. However, the driver informed her that he has been delivering fajitas to that location for over nine years. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The next day, Escamilla was confronted about the delivery, and admitted that he had been stealing fajitas from the company for years. He was immediately terminated, and subsequently arrested after a search warrant turned up packets of fajitas in his home refrigerator. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to District Attorney, Luis V. Saenz, Escamilla had been selling the fajitas on the side. "He would literally, on the day he ordered them, deliver them to customers he had already lined up. We’ve been able to uncover two of his purchasers, and they are cooperating with the investigation." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € After more investigating, including going through past purchase orders and invoices, the DA's office determined that over the years Escamilla was able to steal $1,251,578 worth of fajitas.

Man Arrested For Stealing $1.2 Million In Fajitas - blogged by @miss_binky β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A Texas man is facing felony charges of first...

fajitas: 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Lil Brink @YungBrink5 You aren't from texas if you don't eat fajitas with skittles. 5/9/17, 8:35 PM 145 RETWEETS 177 LIKES Art am DAMA+An. Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home Me 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Adam Benton @Adam Benton7.9h Replying to @YungBrink5 We regret to inform you that you are officially not from Texas, we are sorry for the mix up 195 Miggy Gamreyes 34.4h like to hereby pass this gentleman on to our neighboring state, Oklahoma. He's all yours. 73 14 Cole Mac @AustinColeMac 3h As an Oklahoman, l prefer we go ahead and pass this one on to our other neighbor, Arkansas. Lil Life OLilGreat Job 2h m not from Arkansas, however I can CONFIDENTLY say that this shit isn't even American. Therefore USA proudly passes it on to Mexico 1 00.42 M Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Don aye its donny15.2h The country of Mexico has unanimously voted to hereby pass on this opportunity and will gladly pass it on to Brazil 39 Alexander Tovar @AlexTovaruH 2h I am here to represent Brazil and we decline to have this permitted in the country. However, Argentina maybe welcoming to this idea Tyler Jennings @tyler jennings -1h As a Spanish student who did a presentation on the country of Argentina, l hereby am given full authority to pass this offer on to Chile. 43 Agha Amir @worldwidewinna 1h As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I feel I've the authority to speak for the country. We respectfully decline the offer, try Venezuela Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home 8:43 PM ooo cricket o 10% Tweet Tyler Jennings @tyler jennings -1h As a Spanish student who did a presentation on the country of Argentina, l hereby am given full authority to pass this offer on to Chile. 43 Agha Amir worldwidewinna 1h As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I feel I've the authority to speak for the country We respectfully decline the offer, try Venezuela 63 M t R, 14 Koalbee Koalbee blbn 44m As a man who has been in love with a Venezuelan I feel the need to speak for the country and I respectfully decline for them. Try Africa father Onohoesdeandre .14m as a nigga from africa im hungry man past that ish 10 Tweet your reply Explore Notifications Messages Home Nobody is trying to claim ownership of this horrible creation
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 @YungBrink5
 You aren't from texas if you don't eat
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 Replying to @YungBrink5
 We regret to inform you that you are
 officially not from Texas, we are sorry for
 the mix up
 195
 Miggy
 Gamreyes 34.4h
 like to hereby pass this gentleman
 on to our neighboring state, Oklahoma.
 He's all yours.
 73
 14
 Cole Mac
 @AustinColeMac 3h
 As an Oklahoman, l prefer we go ahead
 and pass this one on to our other
 neighbor, Arkansas.
 Lil Life
 OLilGreat Job 2h
 m not from Arkansas, however I can
 CONFIDENTLY say that this shit isn't
 even American. Therefore USA proudly
 passes it on to Mexico
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 8:43 PM
 ooo cricket
 o 10%
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 Don
 aye its donny15.2h
 The country of Mexico has unanimously
 voted to hereby pass on this opportunity
 and will gladly pass it on to Brazil
 39
 Alexander Tovar
 @AlexTovaruH 2h
 I am here to represent Brazil and we
 decline to have this permitted in the
 country. However, Argentina maybe
 welcoming to this idea
 Tyler Jennings @tyler jennings -1h
 As a Spanish student who did a
 presentation on the country of
 Argentina, l hereby am given full
 authority to pass this offer on to Chile.
 43
 Agha Amir
 @worldwidewinna 1h
 As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I
 feel I've the authority to speak for the
 country. We respectfully decline the offer,
 try Venezuela
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 8:43 PM
 ooo cricket
 o 10%
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 Tyler Jennings
 @tyler jennings -1h
 As a Spanish student who did a
 presentation on the country of
 Argentina, l hereby am given full
 authority to pass this offer on to Chile.
 43
 Agha Amir
 worldwidewinna 1h
 As a man who's eaten Chili in the past, I
 feel I've the authority to speak for the
 country We respectfully decline the offer,
 try Venezuela
 63 M
 t R, 14
 Koalbee
 Koalbee blbn 44m
 As a man who has been in love with a
 Venezuelan I feel the need to speak for
 the country and I respectfully decline for
 them. Try Africa
 father Onohoesdeandre .14m
 as a nigga from africa im hungry man
 past that ish
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Nobody is trying to claim ownership of this horrible creation

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fajitas: Kevin Smith Like Page April 10,2016 I am a profiling asshole. Here's how I know: yesterday, I was traveling to #iowacity with a layover at the sprawling #Dallas airport. I had an hour to kill before my next light sol rolled up on a crowded @pappasitos and asked for a table for one. The hostess seated me next to an older couple who quietly sat across from one another. Based on nothing more than a one second observation, I clocked them as a pair of white hairs who'd been married so long that they'd run out of shit to talk to each other about while eating at a restaurant. I ordered fajitas and put in my earbuds, checking emails and listening to #digitalunderground until the food arrived. Then, as I was about to eat, I felt a tap on my arm. I pulled my earbuds out to hear the older man say "Mr. Smith. I hate to bother you, but can I get a picture?" was gobsmacked. Here I was reducing these folks to a stereotype, but they were only being quiet because they were like "Holy shit. it's Silent Bob.." We talked all through our meals and I learned that Marty & Patti Hansen of #Oklahoma knew a good deal of my work, turned onto it by their son. They were such lovely folks that when the check came, I thought "I'm gonna rock their tiny white-haired world by paying for their meal." But no check came for me because THEY bought MY meal. I was double gobsmacked, then gobsmacked a third time when I realized that even after l'd met and spoke with the Hansens, I was still profiling these fine folks by assuming l'd impress them if I picked up their tab. But in the end, Marty & Patty made an impression on me, as well as reminded me not to judge any book by the cover. Plus: free #fajtas! #Kevin Smith Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob, teaches us not to judge a book by its cover
fajitas: Kevin Smith
 Like Page
 April 10,2016
 I am a profiling asshole. Here's how I know: yesterday, I was traveling to #iowacity with
 a layover at the sprawling #Dallas airport. I had an hour to kill before my next light sol
 rolled up on a crowded @pappasitos and asked for a table for one. The hostess seated
 me next to an older couple who quietly sat across from one another. Based on nothing
 more than a one second observation, I clocked them as a pair of white hairs who'd been
 married so long that they'd run out of shit to talk to each other about while eating at a
 restaurant. I ordered fajitas and put in my earbuds, checking emails and listening to
 #digitalunderground until the food arrived. Then, as I was about to eat, I felt a tap on my
 arm. I pulled my earbuds out to hear the older man say "Mr. Smith. I hate to bother you,
 but can I get a picture?" was gobsmacked. Here I was reducing these folks to a
 stereotype, but they were only being quiet because they were like "Holy shit. it's Silent
 Bob.." We talked all through our meals and I learned that Marty & Patti Hansen of
 #Oklahoma knew a good deal of my work, turned onto it by their son. They were such
 lovely folks that when the check came, I thought "I'm gonna rock their tiny white-haired
 world by paying for their meal." But no check came for me because THEY bought MY
 meal. I was double gobsmacked, then gobsmacked a third time when I realized that
 even after l'd met and spoke with the Hansens, I was still profiling these fine folks by
 assuming l'd impress them if I picked up their tab. But in the end, Marty & Patty made an
 impression on me, as well as reminded me not to judge any book by the cover. Plus:
 free #fajtas! #Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob, teaches us not to judge a book by its cover

Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob, teaches us not to judge a book by its cover

fajitas: Kevin Smith Like Page April 10, 2016 I am a profiling asshole. Here's how I know: yesterday, I was traveling to #iowacity with a layover at the sprawling #Dallas airport. I had an hour to kill before my next Ngh, sol rolled up on a crowded @pappasitos and asked for a table for one. The hostess seated me next to an older couple who quietly sat across from one another. Based on nothing more than a one second observation, I clocked them as a pair of white hairs who'd been married so long that they'd run out of shit to talk to each other about while eating at a restaurant. I ordered fajitas and put in my earbuds, checking emails and listening to #digita!underground until the food arrived. Then, as I was about to eat, I felt a tap on my arm. I pulled my earbuds out to hear the older man say "Mr. Smith. I hate to bother you, but can I get a picture?" I was gobsmacked. Here I was reducing these folks to a stereotype, but they were only being quiet because they were like "Holy shit.. it's Silent Bob.." We talked all through our meals and I learned that Marty & Patti Hansen of #oklahoma knew a good deal of my work, turned onto it by their son. They were such lovely folks that when the check came, I thought "T'm gonna rock their tiny white-haired world by paying for their meal." But no check came for me - because THEY bought MY meal. I was double gobsmacked, then gobsmacked a third time when I realized that even after l'd met and spoke with the Hansens, I was still profiling these fine folks by assuming l'd impress them if I picked up their tab. But in the end, Marty & Patty made an impression on me, as well as reminded me not to judge any book by the cover. Plus: free #fajtas! #Kevin Smith <p>Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob, teaches us not to judge a book by its cover via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2pCPh0n">http://ift.tt/2pCPh0n</a></p>
fajitas: Kevin Smith
 Like Page
 April 10, 2016
 I am a profiling asshole. Here's how I know: yesterday, I was traveling to #iowacity with
 a layover at the sprawling #Dallas airport. I had an hour to kill before my next Ngh, sol
 rolled up on a crowded @pappasitos and asked for a table for one. The hostess seated
 me next to an older couple who quietly sat across from one another. Based on nothing
 more than a one second observation, I clocked them as a pair of white hairs who'd been
 married so long that they'd run out of shit to talk to each other about while eating at a
 restaurant. I ordered fajitas and put in my earbuds, checking emails and listening to
 #digita!underground until the food arrived. Then, as I was about to eat, I felt a tap on my
 arm. I pulled my earbuds out to hear the older man say "Mr. Smith. I hate to bother you,
 but can I get a picture?" I was gobsmacked. Here I was reducing these folks to a
 stereotype, but they were only being quiet because they were like "Holy shit.. it's Silent
 Bob.." We talked all through our meals and I learned that Marty & Patti Hansen of
 #oklahoma knew a good deal of my work, turned onto it by their son. They were such
 lovely folks that when the check came, I thought "T'm gonna rock their tiny white-haired
 world by paying for their meal." But no check came for me - because THEY bought MY
 meal. I was double gobsmacked, then gobsmacked a third time when I realized that
 even after l'd met and spoke with the Hansens, I was still profiling these fine folks by
 assuming l'd impress them if I picked up their tab. But in the end, Marty & Patty made an
 impression on me, as well as reminded me not to judge any book by the cover. Plus:
 free #fajtas! #Kevin Smith
<p>Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob, teaches us not to judge a book by its cover via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2pCPh0n">http://ift.tt/2pCPh0n</a></p>

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 bada bing, babadook
hey guys guess what i just ate well good news you don't have to guess cuz im about to tell you it was fajitas

hey guys guess what i just ate well good news you don't have to guess cuz im about to tell you it was fajitas