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Facebook, Fanta, and Job Interview: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating respon bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air. Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicรกnt, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di ng Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day!" or "you look like my real father. When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs. When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo". THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips
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Facebook, Fanta, and Job Interview: Remember, every question is a test so when
 they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori
 tated, thank you."
 Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli-
 gious Studies and say The only thing I wor-
 ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up.
 Show you're good at delegating respon
 bility by sending someone else to the in
 terview
 Employers check Facebook accounts so
 make sure all your photos show you looking
 at a spreadsheet and punching the air.
 Always make eye contact and if you have
 two interviewers, train your eyes to
 work independently like a chameleon.
 Tell them you're not an applicรกnt, you're a
 appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against
 buttock. Make sizzling noise.
 When asked why you'd be suited to the job,
 pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say
 It was foretold." Stare at them.
 If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4
 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di
 ng
 Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
 If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs
 time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it &
 say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
 At the beginning, try to make small talk
 with your interviewer such as "lovely day!"
 or "you look like my real father.
 When asked to describe yourself in 5 words
 say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open
 packet of Mini Eggs.
 When asked if you found the place OK, say
 I was driven here by cab. Normally of
 course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks
 Know the interviewer's name and use it
 during the interview. If you're not sure
 what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
 THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Some Good Job Interview Tips

awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips

Ass, Instagram, and Iphone: Marlee) @marleesmall My black genes had one job....to give me an ass....n dey failed 12:53 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone 15.8K Retweets 40.3K Likes ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹
Ass, Instagram, and Iphone: Marlee)
 @marleesmall
 My black genes had one job....to give
 me an ass....n dey failed
 12:53 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
 15.8K Retweets 40.3K Likes
๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

Ass, Instagram, and Iphone: Marlee) @marleesmall My black genes had one job....to give me an ass....n dey failed 12:53 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone 15.8K Retweets 40.3K Likes ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹
Ass, Instagram, and Iphone: Marlee)
 @marleesmall
 My black genes had one job....to give
 me an ass....n dey failed
 12:53 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
 15.8K Retweets 40.3K Likes
๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

America, Ass, and Bad: Kodak Jack @thatgirlljackie Follow When you just gave birth but you have an exam tomorrow the-lady-of-lothlorien: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: curvella: supesean: dillonstpepper: leah-black: oโ€”โ€”โ€”-wโ€”โ€”โ€”-o: blackqueerblog: This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes! I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother whoโ€™s babysitter fell through. The baby wasnโ€™t even crying. I got his ass fired. I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldnโ€™t allow her to take the exam at a later date. you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system. i was gonna sayโ€ฆ.this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isnโ€™tย โ€œstrongโ€ itโ€™s a sign of a failed system For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this
America, Ass, and Bad: Kodak Jack
 @thatgirlljackie
 Follow
 When you just gave birth but you have an
 exam tomorrow
the-lady-of-lothlorien:
patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

curvella:

supesean:

dillonstpepper:

leah-black:


oโ€”โ€”โ€”-wโ€”โ€”โ€”-o:

blackqueerblog:

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch


I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother whoโ€™s babysitter fell through. The baby wasnโ€™t even crying. I got his ass fired.


I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldnโ€™t allow her to take the exam at a later date.  

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

i was gonna sayโ€ฆ.this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isnโ€™tย โ€œstrongโ€ itโ€™s a sign of a failed system


For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org


Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

the-lady-of-lothlorien: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: curvella: supesean: dillonstpepper: leah-black: oโ€”โ€”โ€”-wโ€”โ€”โ€”-o: blackqueerblog: Th...