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Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel
Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER
 Hartty Potter

 CH A P TER THIRTEEN
 THE HANDSOME ONE
 he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically
 magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black
 ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from
 Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture
 Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very
 good
 Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked
 across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there
 and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and
 immediately began to eat Hermione's family
 Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
 If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive,"
 confessed the reasonable Hermione
 271.

 CHADTER THIRTEE N
 "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron
 was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think
 about birds.
 "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated,
 quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He
 wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not
 have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
 "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death
 Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
 The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside
 the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches
 are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked
 at Hermione with searing pain.
 "I think it's closed," he noticed.
 "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They
 looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and
 asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was
 "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
 Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of
 Death Eaters who looked bad.
 "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
 "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death
 Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
 "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back
 again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they
 all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's
 magic
 272

 THE HANDSOME ONE
 Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind
 him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from
 his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his
 eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.
 "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry
 savagely saic
 How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud.
 Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
 ermione nodded encour
 Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten
 Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded.
 "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly
 reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light
 shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
 "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped
 Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead
 now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
 The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning
 chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks
 with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded.
 Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's
 hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at
 school
 The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog
 Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head:
 You are Hagrid now."

 CH A P TER T HIR TEE N
 We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get
 rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
 The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The
 Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about
 to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked
 Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell
 down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe.
 "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts
 better be worried, oh boy!
An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT Special Bulletin AT RISK MISSING PERSON CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ AKA "MA" Female, Hispanic, 72 years old 5'1, 83 lbs. Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears glasses Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA FCN: 2321733800489 NIC M304304289 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in locating the above missing person. The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being. Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman
Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell
 LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
 Special Bulletin
 AT RISK
 MISSING PERSON
 CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ
 AKA "MA"
 Female, Hispanic, 72 years old
 5'1, 83 lbs.
 Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears
 glasses
 Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket,
 burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white
 shoes.
 SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA
 FCN: 2321733800489
 NIC M304304289
 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in
 locating the above missing person.
 The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017
 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd
 in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a
 black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing
 person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being.
 Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail
 Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail
 ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500
 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755
 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400
 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS
 (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo
 or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org
 Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH
LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman

LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman

Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)
Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she
 moved in with us - nine years
 old at the time. Last month she
 turned old enough to be able
 to vote
Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)

Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctu...