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exposition: <p>Black history month date 13: sculptor Augusta Savage.</p> <p>Augusta Savage was born near Jacksonville Florida on February 29, 1892 to a Baptist minister. She started her interest in sculpting when she was little, making small clay animals, however her father felt this violated the commandment not to create graven images and often punished her for it. Savage never gave up, and when she was in high school the principal encouraged her talent and allowed her to teach a clay modeling class. This began her lifelong commitment to teaching and art.</p> <p>Savage was successful in her growing sculpting career and education, but was turned down from a French sponsored summer art program despite having the best qualifications due to her race. This sparked an ongoing interest in equal rights.</p> <p>As knowledge of Savage’s talent and struggles became widespread in the African-American community, fund-raising parties were held in Harlem and Greenwich Village, and African-American women’s groups and teachers from Florida A&amp;M all sent her money for studies abroad. Later, with assistance as from the Julius Rosenwald Fund, Savage enrolled and attended the Académie de la Grande Chaumière, a leading Paris art school. In Paris, she studied with the sculptor Charles Despiau. She exhibited and won awards in two Salons and one Exposition. She toured France, Belgium, and Germany, researching sculpture in cathedrals and museums.</p>
exposition: <p>Black history month date 13: sculptor Augusta Savage.</p>

<p>Augusta Savage was born near Jacksonville Florida on February 29, 1892 to a Baptist minister. She started her interest in sculpting when she was little, making small clay animals, however her father felt this violated the commandment not to create graven images and often punished her for it. Savage never gave up, and when she was in high school the principal encouraged her talent and allowed her to teach a clay modeling class. This began her lifelong commitment to teaching and art.</p>

<p>Savage was successful in her growing sculpting career and education, but was turned down from a French sponsored summer art program despite having the best qualifications due to her race. This sparked an ongoing interest in equal rights.</p>

<p>As knowledge of Savage’s talent and struggles became widespread in the African-American community, fund-raising parties were held in Harlem and Greenwich Village, and African-American women’s groups and teachers from Florida A&amp;M all sent her money for studies abroad. Later, with assistance as from the Julius Rosenwald Fund, Savage enrolled and attended the Académie de la Grande Chaumière, a leading Paris art school. In Paris, she studied with the sculptor Charles Despiau. She exhibited and won awards in two Salons and one Exposition. She toured France, Belgium, and Germany, researching sculpture in cathedrals and museums.</p>

<p>Black history month date 13: sculptor Augusta Savage.</p> <p>Augusta Savage was born near Jacksonville Florida on February 29, 1892 t...

exposition: Story Confident writers parse out exposition, bit by bit, through the entire story, often revealing exposition well into the Climax of the last act. They follow these two principles: Never include anything the audience can reasonably and easily assume has happened. Never pass on exposition unless the missing fact would cause confusion. You do not keep the audience's interest by giving it information, but by withholding information, except that which is absolutely necessary for comprehension. Pace the exposition. Like all else, exposition must have a pro- gressive pattern: Therefore, the least important facts come in early, the next most important later, the critical facts last. And what are the critical pieces of exposition? Secrets. The painful truths characters do not want known. In other words, don't write "California scenes." "California scenes" are scenes in which two characters who hardly know each other sit down over coffee and immediately begin an inti- mate discussion of the deep, dark secrets of their lives: "Oh, I had a rotten childhood. To punish me my mother used to flush my head in the toilet." "Huh! You think you had a bad child- hood. To punish me my father put dog shit in my shoes and made me to go to school like that." Unguardedly honest and painful confessions between people who have just met are forced and false. When this is pointed out to writers, they will argue that it actually happens, that people share very personal things with total strangers. And I agree. But only in California. Not in Arizona, New York, London, Paris, or anywhere else in the world. A certain breed of West Coaster carries around prepared deep dark secrets to share with one another at cocktail parties to vali- date themselves one to the other as authentic Californians -"centered" and "in touch with their inner beings." When I'm standing over the tortilla dip at such parties and somebody tells me about dog shit in his Keds as a child, my thought is: “Wow! 372 of 558 cthonical: gallifrey-feels: Fanfic authors: READ THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN AS A WRITER. I SAY THIS AS A READER AND A PROFESSIONAL GENRE EDITOR.
exposition: Story
 Confident writers parse out exposition, bit by bit, through the
 entire story, often revealing exposition well into the Climax of
 the last act. They follow these two principles: Never include
 anything the audience can reasonably and easily assume has
 happened. Never pass on exposition unless the missing fact
 would cause confusion. You do not keep the audience's interest
 by giving it information, but by withholding information, except
 that which is absolutely necessary for comprehension.
 Pace the exposition. Like all else, exposition must have a pro-
 gressive pattern: Therefore, the least important facts come in
 early, the next most important later, the critical facts last. And
 what are the critical pieces of exposition? Secrets. The painful
 truths characters do not want known.
 In other words, don't write "California scenes." "California
 scenes" are scenes in which two characters who hardly know
 each other sit down over coffee and immediately begin an inti-
 mate discussion of the deep, dark secrets of their lives: "Oh, I
 had a rotten childhood. To punish me my mother used to flush
 my head in the toilet." "Huh! You think you had a bad child-
 hood. To punish me my father put dog shit in my shoes and
 made me to go to school like that."
 Unguardedly honest and painful confessions between people
 who have just met are forced and false. When this is pointed out
 to writers, they will argue that it actually happens, that people
 share very personal things with total strangers. And I agree. But
 only in California. Not in Arizona, New York, London, Paris, or
 anywhere else in the world.
 A certain breed of West Coaster carries around prepared deep
 dark secrets to share with one another at cocktail parties to vali-
 date themselves one to the other as authentic Californians
 -"centered" and "in touch with their inner beings." When I'm
 standing over the tortilla dip at such parties and somebody tells
 me about dog shit in his Keds as a child, my thought is: “Wow!
 372 of 558
cthonical:

gallifrey-feels:

Fanfic authors: READ THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN AS A WRITER. I SAY THIS AS A READER AND A PROFESSIONAL GENRE EDITOR.

cthonical: gallifrey-feels: Fanfic authors: READ THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE LESSONS YOU CAN...

exposition: WINTAIDIPANE history-museum: The Statue of Liberty’s head, on exhibit at the Paris Exposition of 1878.
exposition: WINTAIDIPANE
history-museum:

The Statue of Liberty’s head, on exhibit at the Paris Exposition of 1878.

history-museum: The Statue of Liberty’s head, on exhibit at the Paris Exposition of 1878.

exposition: Showrunner Swap Parks and Reccharacters love a good Game ofThrones reference.So what would happenif the creative overlords of these two vastly different TV worlds swapped jobs for an episode? Treat yourself to the results,-DAN SNIERSON Game of Recreationrucers By Game of Thrones exec producers By Parks and Recreation co-creator/ exec producer Michael Schur The Pawnee Avian Society, led by Councilman Jamm, strong-arms Act 1 Daenerys Stormborn rides her Khalasar and the 8,000 Unsullied out of Astapor. Looking out at the vast emptiness of the desert, she declares "I will build a park he "Who the hell's gonna come to a park in frigging Astapor?" She refuses to Leslie into building a park for Paw nee's official bird, the Grizzled-Neck Pigeon. April, the Pale Woman, pre sides over the dedication, complete with burning garbage pyres. Ron sees a ghost (or a Tammy?) just as his handcrafted birdcage SPLINTERS slicing Jean-Ralph Tom's legs, and rendering Jerry mute save for his own name... "Jerry Jerry...". Meanwhile, in Eagleton, Ann amasses a fleet of her own Grizzled-Necks, the Pigeon from the ceremony perched on her shoulder rel" Ser Jorah: Joffrey wants to try out his new crossbow by firing it at prostitutes Tyrion: "Your Grace, whores are not used for target practice. They are used as distractions during plot exposition. Second, you need a government per mit to use that crossbow." As Tyrion and Varys explain the bureaucratic permit process, the prostitutes start having sex with each other. io in half, breaking Act 2 Daenerys holds a public forum to discuss the park. The Starks think the park should have a wolf run, the Targaryens want more fire pits, the Lannisters don't want to pay for it. Also, Daenerys didn't get enough snacks, and a bunch of White Walkers start eating everyone's flesh. Back in Pawnee: Ron sinks into a single-malt depression, questioning his craftsmanship/purpose.. He retreats to Brandi Maxxxx's newest brothel. Leslie presides over the Sma City Council, where she accuses Jerry of sabotage. His punishment: He must piggy Ben recognizes the Thrones takeover and insists Andy is the one true Hodor. Tom bribes the Sun to report that his "Jerry-Rig" is the latest "throwback slave couture." Rent-A-Swag is immediately shut down back handicapped lom. Meanwhile, Joffrey goes to Hodor to apply for a crossbow license Joffrey, confused: "So I can't get The episode climaxes at Jean Ralphio's funeral, kicked off by Mona Lisa's twincest-laden eulogy. The Avian Society mercifully interrupts her with what Ron saw before: THE TAMMY WALKER, a Two-Headed Ice- Tammy riding a rotting Li'l Sebastian. Ben prays for a Thronesian miracle and a flaming yardstick careens into Jamm's (surprisingly flammable) afro Cut to Donna, thumbs-up. Everything burns fast-but the Tammy rises from the ashes..right as Ann and her Pigeon Fleet emerge from the Eagle- ton Highlands, raining down a majestic s-storm, extinguishing her for good. Joffrey storms out. "Dammit, Hodor, to the camera: "Man, that Act 3 Daenerys loses the vote 300-1. Things look bleak. Then her dragons fly around the room and set everyone on fire. She takes another vote and Daenerys, to the camera: "You can accomplish anything with good ol'-fashioned hard work. And three Joffrey is bummed that he can't use his crossbow. Then he remem bers that he's a sadistic sociopath and has everyone murdered and puts Hodor's head on a spike. But in a funny way The gang buries Jean-Ralphio's tastefully swagged halves, each in its own custom Swanson casket. Credits: Chris admits he's a eunuch by KAGAN McLEOD May 3, 2013 EW.COM 55 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennception</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Game of Thrones &amp; Parks and Recreation Crossover in Entertainment Weekly (05-03-13)</small></p> </blockquote>
exposition: Showrunner Swap
 Parks and Reccharacters love a good Game ofThrones reference.So what would happenif the creative overlords of
 these two vastly different TV worlds swapped jobs for an episode? Treat yourself to the results,-DAN SNIERSON
 Game of
 Recreationrucers
 By Game of Thrones exec producers
 By Parks and Recreation co-creator/
 exec producer Michael Schur
 The Pawnee Avian Society, led
 by Councilman Jamm, strong-arms
 Act 1 Daenerys Stormborn rides her
 Khalasar and the 8,000 Unsullied out
 of Astapor. Looking out at the vast
 emptiness of the desert, she declares
 "I will build a park he
 "Who the hell's gonna come to a park
 in frigging Astapor?" She refuses to
 Leslie into building a park for Paw
 nee's official bird, the Grizzled-Neck
 Pigeon. April, the Pale Woman, pre
 sides over the dedication, complete
 with burning garbage pyres. Ron sees
 a ghost (or a Tammy?) just as his
 handcrafted birdcage SPLINTERS
 slicing Jean-Ralph
 Tom's legs, and rendering Jerry mute
 save for his own name... "Jerry
 Jerry...". Meanwhile, in Eagleton,
 Ann amasses a fleet of her own
 Grizzled-Necks, the Pigeon from the
 ceremony perched on her shoulder
 rel" Ser Jorah:
 Joffrey wants to try out his new
 crossbow by firing it at prostitutes
 Tyrion: "Your Grace, whores are not
 used for target practice. They are used
 as distractions during plot exposition.
 Second, you need a government per
 mit to use that crossbow." As Tyrion
 and Varys explain the bureaucratic
 permit process, the prostitutes start
 having sex with each other.
 io in half, breaking
 Act 2 Daenerys holds a public forum
 to discuss the park. The Starks think
 the park should have a wolf run, the
 Targaryens want more fire pits, the
 Lannisters don't want to pay for it.
 Also, Daenerys didn't get enough
 snacks, and a bunch of White Walkers
 start eating everyone's flesh.
 Back in Pawnee: Ron sinks into a
 single-malt depression, questioning
 his craftsmanship/purpose.. He
 retreats to Brandi Maxxxx's newest
 brothel. Leslie presides over the Sma
 City Council, where she accuses Jerry
 of sabotage. His punishment: He
 must piggy
 Ben recognizes the Thrones takeover
 and insists Andy is the one true Hodor.
 Tom bribes the Sun to report that his
 "Jerry-Rig" is the latest "throwback
 slave couture." Rent-A-Swag is
 immediately shut down
 back handicapped lom.
 Meanwhile, Joffrey goes to Hodor
 to apply for a crossbow license
 Joffrey, confused: "So I can't get
 The episode climaxes at Jean
 Ralphio's funeral, kicked off by Mona
 Lisa's twincest-laden eulogy. The
 Avian Society mercifully interrupts
 her with what Ron saw before: THE
 TAMMY WALKER, a Two-Headed Ice-
 Tammy riding a rotting Li'l Sebastian.
 Ben prays for a Thronesian miracle
 and a flaming yardstick careens into
 Jamm's (surprisingly flammable) afro
 Cut to Donna, thumbs-up. Everything
 burns fast-but the Tammy rises from
 the ashes..right as Ann and her
 Pigeon Fleet emerge from the Eagle-
 ton Highlands, raining down a majestic
 s-storm, extinguishing her for good.
 Joffrey storms out. "Dammit,
 Hodor, to the camera: "Man, that
 Act 3 Daenerys loses the vote 300-1.
 Things look bleak. Then her dragons
 fly around the room and set everyone
 on fire. She takes another vote and
 Daenerys, to the camera: "You
 can accomplish anything with good
 ol'-fashioned hard work. And three
 Joffrey is bummed that he can't
 use his crossbow. Then he remem
 bers that he's a sadistic sociopath
 and has everyone murdered and
 puts Hodor's head on a spike. But
 in a funny way
 The gang buries Jean-Ralphio's
 tastefully swagged halves, each in
 its own custom Swanson casket.
 Credits: Chris admits he's a eunuch
 by KAGAN McLEOD
 May 3, 2013 EW.COM 55
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennception</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><small>Game of Thrones &amp; Parks and Recreation Crossover in Entertainment Weekly (05-03-13)</small></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennceptio...