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Euphemism: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness.  Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.
Euphemism: lyrica-in-nerdvana:
daysofstorm:

pilgrim-soulinyou:

jeremyyyallan:

fagraklett:

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.


get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0


This is one of the best things I have ever read.

lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor o...

Euphemism: In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “one-eyed monster” which is an euphemism for the human penis.
Euphemism: In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “one-eyed monster” which is an euphemism for the human penis.

In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “o...

Euphemism: In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “one-eyed monster” which is an euphemism for the human penis.
Euphemism: In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “one-eyed monster” which is an euphemism for the human penis.

In ‘A Goofy Movie,’ [1995] Bigfoot is seen wearing underwear on his head, revealing only one of his eyes. This is in term represents a “o...

Euphemism: On an AMA about using a menstrual cup. Double cringe points for the quotation marks and the stupid euphemism
Euphemism: On an AMA about using a menstrual cup. Double cringe points for the quotation marks and the stupid euphemism

On an AMA about using a menstrual cup. Double cringe points for the quotation marks and the stupid euphemism

Euphemism: Sounds like a euphemism
Euphemism: Sounds like a euphemism

Sounds like a euphemism

Euphemism: Motivation, threat, or euphemism?
Euphemism: Motivation, threat, or euphemism?

Motivation, threat, or euphemism?

Euphemism: me Yuria Anri 33% sure that sword of avowal is a euphemism for penis
Euphemism: me
 Yuria
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33% sure that sword of avowal is a euphemism for penis

33% sure that sword of avowal is a euphemism for penis

Euphemism: too-music couriers-mile Sometimes I think about the dense-ass gamer bros who went to the forums and legit asked "Doctor Richards keeps calling me his little buttercup and flirting with me and I think he thinks I'm playing as a girl??? Is this a bug????" Like not only are these idiots so used to not having to see or think about gays that they completely missed the BLATANT gay subtext of the Confirmed Bachelor perk when they took it for the Sweet Damage, but they were more prepared to assume that a man hitting on them was a bug than to believe Obsidian would put an openly gay man in their shooty shooty game as a respected officer among the "good guys" But they still feel like any queer rep at all is overwhelming pandering after they got used to not having to look at us at all for most of gaming history dragonie GAMEFADS ANSWERS BOARDS WHAT'S NEW Search Game Titles COMMUNITY CONTRIBUTE GAMES Does confirmed bachelor make you gay? Or just a really reliable friend? Fallout: New Vegas Xbox 360 Cheats Reviews Videos Home FAQS Images Answers Board Page 1of 4 Next> Topic Archived Last» Posted by u/SilverSmoke 45 3 months ago 42 Wait, does the confirmed bachelor perk in NV make you able to be gay? I used it to ask an NCR guy his name, and it got awkward cause it seemed he thought I was flirting with him. r/Fallout 595k 1.1k Members Online Question A state-of-the-art subreddit from Vault-Tec 32 Comments Share# Save Hide Report 82% Upvoted JOIN What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST The Reddit App Advertise About Careers Blog Help Reddit Coins Reddit Premium Press Reddit Gifts 3 months ago md25x 92 points "Confirmed Bachelor" was a common euphemism in the 1940s and 1950s for a gay Content Policy | Privacy Policy User Agreement | Mod Policy 2019 Reddit, Inc. All rights reserved man. -Fallout Wiki 3 months ago 33 points SilverSmoke45 Oh. Continue this thread Confirmed Bachelor is considered a homosexual perk? Neither the name, the art nor the description gave any indication of that. JESawyer 8 Dec 10 Confirmed Bachelor is a euphemism for a gay man. The icon art shows Vault Boy giving a massage to a naked Vault Boy with a heart floating over his head. I'm amazed that people look at that and sincerely come away thinking, "Hey, looks like a couple of bros just having a good time and giving a friendly massage." 4 Smiles Comment Share Fallout: New Vegas Store Page All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews Fallout: New Vegas > General Discussions> Topic Details Date Posted: 23 Aug, 2018 @ 1:35pm 23 Aug, 2018@ 1:35pm dias17se Posts: 24 Apparently arcade gannon is gay Im honestly shoc ked Search this topic Is Arcade straight or.. you know.. G Fallout: New Vegas РC Home FAQS Cheats Reviews Videos Board Images Answers of 16 Next> Last Topic Archived Page 1 You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. Sign Up for free (or Log In if you already have an account) to be able displayed, and view media in posts. post messages, change how messages are Boards » Fallout: New Vegas Is Arcade straight or. you know.. G wumpscutnut 8 years ago # 1 Arcade Gannon.. the guy you can take along as a companion in the medical base inside of freeside. Because when you talk to him hes like "I know, why hasn't some guy came along and swooped this lucky bachlor off his feet"? (He seems to be talking about himself) I was just wondering if he makes any more remarks like that or if the character is supposed to be a gay person? Anyone know? i think about these a lot couriers-mile Arcade Gannon: I like men. I'm interested in men. I like to date men. I would like for another man to woo me. Gamerbo1zzzz: is Arcade gay? Does anyone know? I'm not sure. Does this mean he's gay?? jarnes Is he straight or whispers g Source: couriers-mile 21,781 notes Is he...?
Euphemism: too-music
 couriers-mile
 Sometimes I think about the dense-ass gamer bros who went to the
 forums and legit asked "Doctor Richards keeps calling me his little
 buttercup and flirting with me and I think he thinks I'm playing as a
 girl??? Is this a bug????"
 Like not only are these idiots so used to not having to see or think
 about gays that they completely missed the BLATANT gay subtext of
 the Confirmed Bachelor perk when they took it for the Sweet
 Damage, but they were more prepared to assume that a man hitting
 on them was a bug than to believe Obsidian would put an openly
 gay man in their shooty shooty game as a respected officer among
 the "good guys"
 But they still feel like any queer rep at all is overwhelming pandering
 after they got used to not having to look at us at all for most of
 gaming history
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 Because when you talk to him hes like "I know, why hasn't some guy came along and swooped this lucky bachlor off his feet"? (He seems to be talking about himself) I was just
 wondering if he makes any more remarks like that or if the character is supposed to be a gay person?
 Anyone know?
 i think about these a lot
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 Arcade Gannon: I like men. I'm interested in men. I like to date men.
 I would like for another man to woo me.
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 Does this mean he's gay??
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Is he...?

Is he...?

Euphemism: too-music couriers-mile Sometimes I think about the dense-ass gamer bros who went to the forums and legit asked "Doctor Richards keeps calling me his little buttercup and flirting with me and I think he thinks I'm playing as a girl??? Is this a bug????" Like not only are these idiots so used to not having to see or think about gays that they completely missed the BLATANT gay subtext of the Confirmed Bachelor perk when they took it for the Sweet Damage, but they were more prepared to assume that a man hitting on them was a bug than to believe Obsidian would put an openly gay man in their shooty shooty game as a respected officer among the "good guys" But they still feel like any queer rep at all is overwhelming pandering after they got used to not having to look at us at all for most of gaming history dragonie GAMEFADS ANSWERS BOARDS WHAT'S NEW Search Game Titles COMMUNITY CONTRIBUTE GAMES Does confirmed bachelor make you gay? Or just a really reliable friend? Fallout: New Vegas Xbox 360 Cheats Reviews Videos Home FAQS Images Answers Board Page 1of 4 Next> Topic Archived Last» Posted by u/SilverSmoke 45 3 months ago 42 Wait, does the confirmed bachelor perk in NV make you able to be gay? I used it to ask an NCR guy his name, and it got awkward cause it seemed he thought I was flirting with him. r/Fallout 595k 1.1k Members Online Question A state-of-the-art subreddit from Vault-Tec 32 Comments Share# Save Hide Report 82% Upvoted JOIN What are your thoughts? Log in or Sign up LOG IN SIGN UP SORT BY BEST The Reddit App Advertise About Careers Blog Help Reddit Coins Reddit Premium Press Reddit Gifts 3 months ago md25x 92 points "Confirmed Bachelor" was a common euphemism in the 1940s and 1950s for a gay Content Policy | Privacy Policy User Agreement | Mod Policy 2019 Reddit, Inc. All rights reserved man. -Fallout Wiki 3 months ago 33 points SilverSmoke45 Oh. Continue this thread Confirmed Bachelor is considered a homosexual perk? Neither the name, the art nor the description gave any indication of that. JESawyer 8 Dec 10 Confirmed Bachelor is a euphemism for a gay man. The icon art shows Vault Boy giving a massage to a naked Vault Boy with a heart floating over his head. I'm amazed that people look at that and sincerely come away thinking, "Hey, looks like a couple of bros just having a good time and giving a friendly massage." 4 Smiles Comment Share Fallout: New Vegas Store Page All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews Fallout: New Vegas > General Discussions> Topic Details Date Posted: 23 Aug, 2018 @ 1:35pm 23 Aug, 2018@ 1:35pm dias17se Posts: 24 Apparently arcade gannon is gay Im honestly shoc ked Search this topic Is Arcade straight or.. you know.. G Fallout: New Vegas РC Home FAQS Cheats Reviews Videos Board Images Answers of 16 Next> Last Topic Archived Page 1 You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. Sign Up for free (or Log In if you already have an account) to be able displayed, and view media in posts. post messages, change how messages are Boards » Fallout: New Vegas Is Arcade straight or. you know.. G wumpscutnut 8 years ago # 1 Arcade Gannon.. the guy you can take along as a companion in the medical base inside of freeside. Because when you talk to him hes like "I know, why hasn't some guy came along and swooped this lucky bachlor off his feet"? (He seems to be talking about himself) I was just wondering if he makes any more remarks like that or if the character is supposed to be a gay person? Anyone know? i think about these a lot couriers-mile Arcade Gannon: I like men. I'm interested in men. I like to date men. I would like for another man to woo me. Gamerbo1zzzz: is Arcade gay? Does anyone know? I'm not sure. Does this mean he's gay?? jarnes Is he straight or whispers g Source: couriers-mile 21,781 notes "I like men. I date men." im shanign wtf deos this mean.? O_o
Euphemism: too-music
 couriers-mile
 Sometimes I think about the dense-ass gamer bros who went to the
 forums and legit asked "Doctor Richards keeps calling me his little
 buttercup and flirting with me and I think he thinks I'm playing as a
 girl??? Is this a bug????"
 Like not only are these idiots so used to not having to see or think
 about gays that they completely missed the BLATANT gay subtext of
 the Confirmed Bachelor perk when they took it for the Sweet
 Damage, but they were more prepared to assume that a man hitting
 on them was a bug than to believe Obsidian would put an openly
 gay man in their shooty shooty game as a respected officer among
 the "good guys"
 But they still feel like any queer rep at all is overwhelming pandering
 after they got used to not having to look at us at all for most of
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 Because when you talk to him hes like "I know, why hasn't some guy came along and swooped this lucky bachlor off his feet"? (He seems to be talking about himself) I was just
 wondering if he makes any more remarks like that or if the character is supposed to be a gay person?
 Anyone know?
 i think about these a lot
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 I would like for another man to woo me.
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"I like men. I date men." im shanign wtf deos this mean.? O_o

"I like men. I date men." im shanign wtf deos this mean.? O_o

Euphemism: kiddthemaniac: when-the-reindeer-comes-home: bolto: white dude in this horror movie "translates old arabic text* "Somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they shall.. well, this word is like... literally it means 'unbecome, but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and-wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?" "You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I've only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here...I can't even tell if it's some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase... whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means. this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about... uh... well that word is... uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower. "okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means 'horse' - and the context is really not helping" "You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let's just leave." Can barely translate English expressions
Euphemism: kiddthemaniac:
 when-the-reindeer-comes-home:
 bolto:
 white dude in this horror movie "translates old arabic text*
 "Somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
 Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one
 of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they
 shall.. well, this word is like... literally it means 'unbecome, but
 it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and-wait,
 when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a
 euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a
 cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to
 roll the dice?"
 "You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some
 kind of weird localized dialect, and I've only ever studied the
 standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here...I can't
 even tell if it's some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase...
 whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.
 this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about... uh... well that word
 is... uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a
 nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.
 "okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying
 Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that
 has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it
 means 'horse' - and the context is really not helping"
 "You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are
 bleeding let's just leave."
Can barely translate English expressions

Can barely translate English expressions

Euphemism: LIT TERMS EUPHEMISM IMAGERY For the time being, certainly it had been found necessary ONOMATOPOEIA The greatest of faneral fires wound up to the douds t roared in front of the mound Heads melted, uounds burst open hile blood gushed forth frot the gashes in the bodies ..Their mightiest d's to make a readjustment of rations men had departed she called Animal Farm by George Or Beowalt aorhor unknown) IMAGERY IS THEEOF FIGRORATIVE LMNGLIAGE TO PAINT A SENSORY PICURE FOR THE READER A EUPHEMISM IS A POLITE WORD OR PHRAS The Gver by Lais Lory ONATOPOEAISA WORD OR WORDS TH4T USED IN PLACE OF AN OFFENSIVE OR CRUDE WORD OR PHRASE SOUND LIKE THE ACTON OR THING THEY DESORIBE OR REPRESENT M IDIOM ASSONANCE onger'n you are. ka foot longer. POKSomeday werr goara get the jack together and were gona have ziede house and 2 ouple ataes an a cow and seme pigs and- An live off the fatta the lan, Lennie shouted. ..Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks,.. Remcsnd Juliet by Walliam Shakespeare ASSONANCE IS THE REPETITION OF IDENTICAL OR SIMILAR VOWEL SOUNDS FOUND WITHIN OR AT THE END OF WORDS AND PHRASES CRE TO Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck AN IDIOM IS AN EXPRESSION THAT IS CLEAR ONLY TO THOSE WHO ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE LANGLUAGE OF ITS ORIGIN AND CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD BASED ON ITS LITERAL MEANING ANALOGY CONSONANCE o vith sticks eI was fortry Like Adam, I was apparently united by no link to any other being in existence; Strent ed o a but his state was far different from mine every other respect. orance ...Many times I considered Now is it Rom Satan as the ftter emblem of my condition... Found this in the freshman English room. I want to die.
Euphemism: LIT TERMS
 EUPHEMISM
 IMAGERY
 For the time being, certainly
 it had been found necessary
 ONOMATOPOEIA
 The greatest of faneral fires
 wound up to the douds
 t roared in front of the mound
 Heads melted, uounds burst open
 hile blood gushed forth
 frot the gashes in the bodies
 ..Their mightiest
 d's
 to make a readjustment of rations
 men had departed
 she called
 Animal Farm by George Or
 Beowalt aorhor unknown)
 IMAGERY IS THEEOF FIGRORATIVE LMNGLIAGE
 TO PAINT A SENSORY PICURE FOR THE READER
 A EUPHEMISM IS A POLITE WORD OR PHRAS
 The Gver by Lais Lory
 ONATOPOEAISA WORD OR WORDS TH4T
 USED IN PLACE OF AN OFFENSIVE OR CRUDE
 WORD OR PHRASE
 SOUND LIKE THE ACTON OR THING THEY
 DESORIBE OR REPRESENT
 M
 IDIOM
 ASSONANCE
 onger'n you are.
 ka foot longer.
 POKSomeday
 werr goara get the jack together
 and were gona have ziede house
 and 2 ouple ataes an a cow
 and seme pigs and-
 An live off the fatta the lan,
 Lennie shouted.
 ..Is crimson in thy lips
 and in thy cheeks,..
 Remcsnd Juliet by Walliam Shakespeare
 ASSONANCE IS THE REPETITION OF IDENTICAL
 OR SIMILAR VOWEL SOUNDS FOUND WITHIN OR
 AT THE END OF WORDS AND PHRASES
 CRE
 TO
 Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
 AN IDIOM IS AN EXPRESSION THAT IS CLEAR ONLY TO THOSE
 WHO ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE LANGLUAGE OF ITS ORIGIN AND
 CANNOT BE UNDERSTOOD BASED ON ITS LITERAL MEANING
 ANALOGY
 CONSONANCE
 o vith sticks
 eI was fortry
 Like Adam, I was apparently united
 by no link to any other being in existence;
 Strent
 ed o a
 but his state was far different from mine
 every other respect.
 orance
 ...Many
 times I considered
 Now is it Rom
 Satan as the ftter emblem
 of my condition...
Found this in the freshman English room. I want to die.

Found this in the freshman English room. I want to die.

Euphemism: bolto white dude in this horror movie *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* when-the-reindeer-comes-home Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they shall... well, this word is euphemism for it 15th century? like... literally it means 'unbecome, but it was used as a death, pooping, and-wait, when was this carved? wa Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?" kiddthemaniac "You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and l've only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here...I can't even tell if it's some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase...whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means." baronessbamf "I'm warning you guys this is pretty spooky, it says 'Don't go in here, not good idea" "That doesn't sound spooky at all Gerry." "IT SOUNDS CREEPIER IN IT'S NATIVE TEXT SHARON. JEEZ" thefingerfuckingfemalefury "Why does all of this text rhyme, did Dr Seuss put a curse on this place" dr-archeville "It says... "People called intrude, they become depart "Are... are you sure about that?" "Well, I may've failed a few Latin tests, but-" [demons appears, exasperated] "It says 'Intruders, get out!' By Stolas beak, what are they teaching in mortal universities these days?" I’m Gonna Use This At Some Point
Euphemism: bolto
 white dude in this horror movie *translates old arabic text* *somehow it
 rhymes perfectly in english*
 when-the-reindeer-comes-home
 Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these
 movies, like "Whomsoever enters this room, they shall... well, this word is
 euphemism for
 it 15th century?
 like... literally it means 'unbecome, but it was used as a
 death, pooping, and-wait, when was this carved? wa
 Cuz it was a
 euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a
 cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?"
 kiddthemaniac
 "You guys, I've gotta be honest, okay? This thing's written in some kind
 of weird localized dialect, and l've only
 ever studied the standard form of
 the language. I mean, this part right here...I can't even tell if it's some kind
 of error, or an obscure slang phrase...whatever it is, I have no idea what the
 fuck it means."
 baronessbamf
 "I'm warning you guys this is pretty spooky, it says 'Don't go in here, not
 good idea"
 "That doesn't sound spooky at all Gerry."
 "IT SOUNDS CREEPIER IN IT'S NATIVE TEXT SHARON. JEEZ"
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 "Why does all of this text rhyme, did Dr Seuss put
 a curse on this place"
 dr-archeville
 "It says... "People called intrude, they become depart
 "Are... are you sure about that?"
 "Well, I may've failed a few Latin tests, but-"
 [demons appears, exasperated] "It says 'Intruders, get out!' By Stolas
 beak, what are
 they teaching in mortal universities these days?"
I’m Gonna Use This At Some Point

I’m Gonna Use This At Some Point