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eulogy: Megan Monday 8:01 PM I dont think you're ready for the level of wierd shit I can message you Monday 8:36 PM I always like telling people the story of my first dog, Rusty. We called him that because when he was just a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail and got tetanus. Unfortunately we had to amputate his leg but he was still the happiest three-legged dog you've ever seen. Not as happy as a 4 legged dog obviously but still pretty happy. One day though he stepped on a rusty nail again and we couldn't afford the medical bills so my dad had to put him down. The last night I spent with Rusty is probably my most shameful yet emotional memory of all time. I wanted to give him a goodbye treat and have something to remember him by so I decided to do our favorite tradition. I slathered up my balls with peanut butter and let hin lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go so I did it again and again all night hoping morning would never come By the time Rusty's last morning came we went through 3 tubs of peanut butter and my balls were sore and bleeding, but it was worth it to say goodbye to my buddy We had Rusty's funeral while he was still alive, which was a little un orthodox but whatever, 1 had never been to a dog funeral before and I didnt know how they would work. My father, who was a preacher ave the eulogy and told the whole family that the Lord cares not for animals, as they are inferior species to Humans, who were created in his own likeness. Suffice it to say. Rusty was going to burn in hell for all eternity for no reason other than that he wasnt human-I guess not all dogs go to heaven. The funeral ended with a viking-style funeral pyre, which Rusty was placed on top of. I protested to my father but he insisted that he was supposed to be alive atop the pyre. His howls atop that burning pile of tires will forever be the most beautifully haunting sound I have ever heard, etched into my mind and resurfacing in my nightmares as I sleep. After the service my dad made me sweep up all the ashes because "You need to learn how to clean up after your pets Sent Her bio said please message me some weird shit
eulogy: Megan
 Monday 8:01 PM
 I dont think you're ready for
 the level of wierd shit I can
 message you
 Monday 8:36 PM
 I always like telling people the story
 of my first dog, Rusty. We called
 him that because when he was just
 a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail
 and got tetanus. Unfortunately we
 had to amputate his leg but he was
 still the happiest three-legged dog
 you've ever seen. Not as happy as
 a 4 legged dog obviously but still
 pretty happy. One day though he
 stepped on a rusty nail again and
 we couldn't afford the medical bills
 so my dad had to put him down.
 The last night I spent with Rusty
 is probably my most shameful yet
 emotional memory of all time. I
 wanted to give him a goodbye treat
 and have something to remember
 him by so I decided to do our
 favorite tradition. I slathered up my
 balls with peanut butter and let hin
 lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go
 so I did it again and again all night
 hoping morning would never come
 By the time Rusty's last morning
 came we went through 3 tubs of
 peanut butter and my balls were
 sore and bleeding, but it was worth
 it to say goodbye to my buddy
 We had Rusty's funeral while he
 was still alive, which was a little un
 orthodox but whatever, 1 had never
 been to a dog funeral before and I
 didnt know how they would work.
 My father, who was a preacher
 ave the eulogy and told the whole
 family that the Lord cares not for
 animals, as they are inferior species
 to Humans, who were created in
 his own likeness. Suffice it to say.
 Rusty was going to burn in hell
 for all eternity for no reason other
 than that he wasnt human-I guess
 not all dogs go to heaven. The
 funeral ended with a viking-style
 funeral pyre, which Rusty was
 placed on top of. I protested to
 my father but he insisted that he
 was supposed to be alive atop the
 pyre. His howls atop that burning
 pile of tires will forever be the most
 beautifully haunting sound I have
 ever heard, etched into my mind
 and resurfacing in my nightmares
 as I sleep. After the service my dad
 made me sweep up all the ashes
 because "You need to learn how to
 clean up after your pets
 Sent
Her bio said please message me some weird shit

Her bio said please message me some weird shit

eulogy: Tim Hortons Yesterday at 2:17pm- Dear Tim Hortons, It is with a great pang in my heart that I show you the image of the recent and traumatizing death of my lover that occurred today at approximately 4pm EDT. Upon opening your bag to bask in the glory of my chocolate dip goodness, I once again had to witness the tearing of icing flesh from the dough I oh so love I shudder as I write this In my efforts to scrape the sweet nectar from the inside of the bag with my teeth, it ripped and I regretfully ate some of the bag. At that point, it was too late to turn back, I had to get my money's worth. I am not proud of the things I have done, Tim, but know that in my moments of sorrow, only your rich brown sugar paste could console me This is but one of many casualties that I have horrifically had to experience while being a faithful Tim Hortons customer (and thereby making me an honorary Canadian citizen). Please come to a solution where the deaths of chocolate dip doughnuts and its brethren will no longer have to suffer at the unmerciful hands of Tim Hortons bags all over the country I have seen so much.. I don't know if lI'll ever be the same. Hold me, Tim Hortons. Please, just hold me 8 08 2 ng Thanks so much forX Tim Hortons Dear your beautiful and moving eulogy. We are so sorry to hear about your donut. Although we can never bring it back to life as it once was, we would like to help fill the void. Please send us a private Facebook message with your contact information so we can make this right and take steps towards saving other donuts from a similar fate. Sincerely Tim Hortons Like . Reply-D 693-4 hrs . Edited
eulogy: Tim Hortons
 Yesterday at 2:17pm-
 Dear Tim Hortons,
 It is with a great pang in my heart that I show you the image of the recent
 and traumatizing death of my lover that occurred today at approximately
 4pm EDT. Upon opening your bag to bask in the glory of my chocolate dip
 goodness, I once again had to witness the tearing of icing flesh from the
 dough I oh so love
 I shudder as I write this
 In my efforts to scrape the sweet nectar from the inside of the bag with my
 teeth, it ripped and I regretfully ate some of the bag. At that point, it was
 too late to turn back, I had to get my money's worth. I am not proud of the
 things I have done, Tim, but know that in my moments of sorrow, only your
 rich brown sugar paste could console me
 This is but one of many casualties that I have horrifically had to experience
 while being a faithful Tim Hortons customer (and thereby making me an
 honorary Canadian citizen). Please come to a solution where the deaths of
 chocolate dip doughnuts and its brethren will no longer have to suffer at
 the unmerciful hands of Tim Hortons bags all over the country
 I have seen so much.. I don't know if lI'll ever be the same. Hold me, Tim
 Hortons. Please, just hold me
 8 08
 2 ng

 Thanks so much forX
 Tim Hortons Dear
 your beautiful and moving eulogy. We are so sorry
 to hear about your donut. Although we can never
 bring it back to life as it once was, we would like
 to help fill the void. Please send us a private
 Facebook message with your contact information
 so we can make this right and take steps towards
 saving other donuts from a similar fate. Sincerely
 Tim Hortons
 Like . Reply-D 693-4 hrs . Edited
eulogy: Showrunner Swap Parks and Reccharacters love a good Game ofThrones reference.So what would happenif the creative overlords of these two vastly different TV worlds swapped jobs for an episode? Treat yourself to the results,-DAN SNIERSON Game of Recreationrucers By Game of Thrones exec producers By Parks and Recreation co-creator/ exec producer Michael Schur The Pawnee Avian Society, led by Councilman Jamm, strong-arms Act 1 Daenerys Stormborn rides her Khalasar and the 8,000 Unsullied out of Astapor. Looking out at the vast emptiness of the desert, she declares "I will build a park he "Who the hell's gonna come to a park in frigging Astapor?" She refuses to Leslie into building a park for Paw nee's official bird, the Grizzled-Neck Pigeon. April, the Pale Woman, pre sides over the dedication, complete with burning garbage pyres. Ron sees a ghost (or a Tammy?) just as his handcrafted birdcage SPLINTERS slicing Jean-Ralph Tom's legs, and rendering Jerry mute save for his own name... "Jerry Jerry...". Meanwhile, in Eagleton, Ann amasses a fleet of her own Grizzled-Necks, the Pigeon from the ceremony perched on her shoulder rel" Ser Jorah: Joffrey wants to try out his new crossbow by firing it at prostitutes Tyrion: "Your Grace, whores are not used for target practice. They are used as distractions during plot exposition. Second, you need a government per mit to use that crossbow." As Tyrion and Varys explain the bureaucratic permit process, the prostitutes start having sex with each other. io in half, breaking Act 2 Daenerys holds a public forum to discuss the park. The Starks think the park should have a wolf run, the Targaryens want more fire pits, the Lannisters don't want to pay for it. Also, Daenerys didn't get enough snacks, and a bunch of White Walkers start eating everyone's flesh. Back in Pawnee: Ron sinks into a single-malt depression, questioning his craftsmanship/purpose.. He retreats to Brandi Maxxxx's newest brothel. Leslie presides over the Sma City Council, where she accuses Jerry of sabotage. His punishment: He must piggy Ben recognizes the Thrones takeover and insists Andy is the one true Hodor. Tom bribes the Sun to report that his "Jerry-Rig" is the latest "throwback slave couture." Rent-A-Swag is immediately shut down back handicapped lom. Meanwhile, Joffrey goes to Hodor to apply for a crossbow license Joffrey, confused: "So I can't get The episode climaxes at Jean Ralphio's funeral, kicked off by Mona Lisa's twincest-laden eulogy. The Avian Society mercifully interrupts her with what Ron saw before: THE TAMMY WALKER, a Two-Headed Ice- Tammy riding a rotting Li'l Sebastian. Ben prays for a Thronesian miracle and a flaming yardstick careens into Jamm's (surprisingly flammable) afro Cut to Donna, thumbs-up. Everything burns fast-but the Tammy rises from the ashes..right as Ann and her Pigeon Fleet emerge from the Eagle- ton Highlands, raining down a majestic s-storm, extinguishing her for good. Joffrey storms out. "Dammit, Hodor, to the camera: "Man, that Act 3 Daenerys loses the vote 300-1. Things look bleak. Then her dragons fly around the room and set everyone on fire. She takes another vote and Daenerys, to the camera: "You can accomplish anything with good ol'-fashioned hard work. And three Joffrey is bummed that he can't use his crossbow. Then he remem bers that he's a sadistic sociopath and has everyone murdered and puts Hodor's head on a spike. But in a funny way The gang buries Jean-Ralphio's tastefully swagged halves, each in its own custom Swanson casket. Credits: Chris admits he's a eunuch by KAGAN McLEOD May 3, 2013 EW.COM 55 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennception</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Game of Thrones &amp; Parks and Recreation Crossover in Entertainment Weekly (05-03-13)</small></p> </blockquote>
eulogy: Showrunner Swap
 Parks and Reccharacters love a good Game ofThrones reference.So what would happenif the creative overlords of
 these two vastly different TV worlds swapped jobs for an episode? Treat yourself to the results,-DAN SNIERSON
 Game of
 Recreationrucers
 By Game of Thrones exec producers
 By Parks and Recreation co-creator/
 exec producer Michael Schur
 The Pawnee Avian Society, led
 by Councilman Jamm, strong-arms
 Act 1 Daenerys Stormborn rides her
 Khalasar and the 8,000 Unsullied out
 of Astapor. Looking out at the vast
 emptiness of the desert, she declares
 "I will build a park he
 "Who the hell's gonna come to a park
 in frigging Astapor?" She refuses to
 Leslie into building a park for Paw
 nee's official bird, the Grizzled-Neck
 Pigeon. April, the Pale Woman, pre
 sides over the dedication, complete
 with burning garbage pyres. Ron sees
 a ghost (or a Tammy?) just as his
 handcrafted birdcage SPLINTERS
 slicing Jean-Ralph
 Tom's legs, and rendering Jerry mute
 save for his own name... "Jerry
 Jerry...". Meanwhile, in Eagleton,
 Ann amasses a fleet of her own
 Grizzled-Necks, the Pigeon from the
 ceremony perched on her shoulder
 rel" Ser Jorah:
 Joffrey wants to try out his new
 crossbow by firing it at prostitutes
 Tyrion: "Your Grace, whores are not
 used for target practice. They are used
 as distractions during plot exposition.
 Second, you need a government per
 mit to use that crossbow." As Tyrion
 and Varys explain the bureaucratic
 permit process, the prostitutes start
 having sex with each other.
 io in half, breaking
 Act 2 Daenerys holds a public forum
 to discuss the park. The Starks think
 the park should have a wolf run, the
 Targaryens want more fire pits, the
 Lannisters don't want to pay for it.
 Also, Daenerys didn't get enough
 snacks, and a bunch of White Walkers
 start eating everyone's flesh.
 Back in Pawnee: Ron sinks into a
 single-malt depression, questioning
 his craftsmanship/purpose.. He
 retreats to Brandi Maxxxx's newest
 brothel. Leslie presides over the Sma
 City Council, where she accuses Jerry
 of sabotage. His punishment: He
 must piggy
 Ben recognizes the Thrones takeover
 and insists Andy is the one true Hodor.
 Tom bribes the Sun to report that his
 "Jerry-Rig" is the latest "throwback
 slave couture." Rent-A-Swag is
 immediately shut down
 back handicapped lom.
 Meanwhile, Joffrey goes to Hodor
 to apply for a crossbow license
 Joffrey, confused: "So I can't get
 The episode climaxes at Jean
 Ralphio's funeral, kicked off by Mona
 Lisa's twincest-laden eulogy. The
 Avian Society mercifully interrupts
 her with what Ron saw before: THE
 TAMMY WALKER, a Two-Headed Ice-
 Tammy riding a rotting Li'l Sebastian.
 Ben prays for a Thronesian miracle
 and a flaming yardstick careens into
 Jamm's (surprisingly flammable) afro
 Cut to Donna, thumbs-up. Everything
 burns fast-but the Tammy rises from
 the ashes..right as Ann and her
 Pigeon Fleet emerge from the Eagle-
 ton Highlands, raining down a majestic
 s-storm, extinguishing her for good.
 Joffrey storms out. "Dammit,
 Hodor, to the camera: "Man, that
 Act 3 Daenerys loses the vote 300-1.
 Things look bleak. Then her dragons
 fly around the room and set everyone
 on fire. She takes another vote and
 Daenerys, to the camera: "You
 can accomplish anything with good
 ol'-fashioned hard work. And three
 Joffrey is bummed that he can't
 use his crossbow. Then he remem
 bers that he's a sadistic sociopath
 and has everyone murdered and
 puts Hodor's head on a spike. But
 in a funny way
 The gang buries Jean-Ralphio's
 tastefully swagged halves, each in
 its own custom Swanson casket.
 Credits: Chris admits he's a eunuch
 by KAGAN McLEOD
 May 3, 2013 EW.COM 55
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennception</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><small>Game of Thrones &amp; Parks and Recreation Crossover in Entertainment Weekly (05-03-13)</small></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennception.tumblr.com/post/48984480969/game-of-thrones-parks-and-recreation-crossover">jennceptio...