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Animals, Bad, and Bodies : It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water (This also partially applies to whales) actuallyjuststealingmemes They were what now? hey quick question why are you making other people ook at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show aryone else ether than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk @elodieunderglass horrible things with legs? Thank you so muchilll Ancestral creatures are Gorgeous, Valid, Perfectly Reasonable things with legs. In regards to the first comment, most things in the ocean perform gas exchange anyway so it isn't that bold of a move in some respects it's kind of a fool's move of terrestrial animals to leave the saline bath hat life started off in, since we now have to lug our dumb bodies around, full of carefully our cells are just Like That regarding the second comment on this thread, dolphins are probably fine mostly as they are, and I would not expect them to lose attrib utes to demonstrate their "evolving/progress- ing away from their origins." People think that evolution is like an unstoppable escalator that either kills you or forcibly moves you from primitive things to sophisticated things, but it isn't. Things don't become More Thingish with Time, that's not how evolution works There is no particular evolutionary pressure on dolphins to lose traits that suit their lifestyles perfectly well, Most of the high-pressure challenges that wild dolphins face today-fishing activities, pollution, habitat destruction, food network disruption and climate change are not going to exert evolutionary pressure on remnant bones; and the act of breathing appears to be as natural to dolphins as, well, breathing. For example, being able to breathe surface air means that dolphins and whales can move through water that has very low quantities of oxygen (such as highly polluterd water) where fish cannot survive, because there is not enough oxygen diffused in the water to maintain a constant supply for fish; whales and dolphins can simply surface to take a gulp of air With enormous lungs that are adapted to holding breath for incredibly long periods of time, whales and dolphins can essentially scuba-dive to areas of the ocean that other animals cannot access, as well as eying up things above the surface of the water, Ina rapidly changing environment, with food/ climate/water all doing things they ve NEVER done before, this offbeat mammalian funk- iness may even be the key towards sticking around and surviving a weird period of history Anyway, these are Valid Historical Legges and evolution is not a straight line from Bad Animals to Good Progressive Animals. As evidenced by how excellent and powerful these ancestral beasties are. They may be ancestral but they are MAGNIFICENT pictured: a good girl, valid and perfect in her- self, a stage of someone else's evolution but also perfectly complete in herself, somebody's daughter and somebody's ancestor but also just somebody in her own right, perhaps not as good at swimming as the cetaceans of the future, but perfectly acceptable in her moment of history, and in all other moments Thank you for this articulate obliteration of the teleological madel of evolution and its associated messed-up ideology. This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.
Animals, Bad, and Bodies : It was kind of a dick move to create animals
 that require air, then confine them to the
 If you are talking about dolphins they
 used to be wolf like creatures that due to
 scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so
 they slowly evolved into water mammals,
 dolphins still have claw bones but they are
 unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of
 them with time and will develop abilities to
 breath under water
 (This also partially applies to whales)
 actuallyjuststealingmemes
 They were what now?
 hey quick question why are you making other people
 ook at this? like why did you think this was a
 necessary thing to show aryone else ether than
 yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away
 as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks
 Mother Nature, come out here I just
 want to talk
 @elodieunderglass horrible things with legs?
 Thank you so muchilll Ancestral creatures
 are Gorgeous, Valid, Perfectly Reasonable
 things with legs.
 In regards to the first comment, most
 things in the ocean perform gas exchange
 anyway so it isn't that bold of a move in
 some respects it's kind of a fool's move of
 terrestrial animals to leave the saline bath
 hat life started off in, since we now have to
 lug our dumb bodies around, full of carefully
 our cells are just Like That
 regarding the second comment on this thread,
 dolphins are probably fine mostly as they are,
 and I would not expect them to lose attrib
 utes to demonstrate their "evolving/progress-
 ing away from their origins." People think that
 evolution is like an unstoppable escalator that
 either kills you or forcibly moves you from
 primitive things to sophisticated things, but
 it isn't. Things don't become More Thingish
 with Time, that's not how evolution works
 There is no particular evolutionary pressure
 on dolphins to lose traits that suit their
 lifestyles perfectly well, Most of the
 high-pressure challenges that wild dolphins
 face today-fishing activities, pollution,
 habitat destruction, food network disruption
 and climate change are not going to exert
 evolutionary pressure on remnant bones; and
 the act of breathing appears to be as natural
 to dolphins as, well, breathing.
 For example, being able to breathe surface
 air means that dolphins and whales can
 move through water that has very low
 quantities of oxygen (such as highly polluterd
 water) where fish cannot survive, because
 there is not enough oxygen diffused in the
 water to maintain a constant supply for fish;
 whales and dolphins can simply surface to
 take a gulp of air
 With enormous lungs that are adapted to
 holding breath for incredibly long periods of
 time, whales and dolphins can essentially
 scuba-dive to areas of the ocean that other
 animals cannot access, as well as eying up
 things above the surface of the water, Ina
 rapidly changing environment, with food/
 climate/water all doing things they ve NEVER
 done before, this offbeat mammalian funk-
 iness may even be the key towards sticking
 around and surviving a weird period of history
 Anyway, these are Valid Historical Legges
 and evolution is not a straight line from Bad
 Animals to Good Progressive Animals. As
 evidenced by how excellent and powerful
 these ancestral beasties are. They may be
 ancestral but they are MAGNIFICENT
 pictured: a good girl, valid and perfect in her-
 self, a stage of someone else's evolution but
 also perfectly complete in herself, somebody's
 daughter and somebody's ancestor but also
 just somebody in her own right, perhaps not
 as good at swimming as the cetaceans of
 the future, but perfectly acceptable in her
 moment of history, and in all other moments
 Thank you for this articulate obliteration of
 the teleological madel of evolution and its
 associated messed-up ideology.
This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.

This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 4GIF COM flavoracle: mizeov: loopedgifs: A cone in an escalator  I can’t conedone this When you’re in a situation that seems to be constantly escalating, yet still going nowhere.
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flavoracle:
mizeov:


loopedgifs:
A cone in an escalator 

I can’t conedone this 


When you’re in a situation that seems to be constantly escalating, yet still going nowhere.

flavoracle: mizeov: loopedgifs: A cone in an escalator  I can’t conedone this When you’re in a situation that seems to be constantly e...

Memes, Wshh, and Hip Hop: HIP HOP.CO M He was just having some fun on the escalator 😂😳 WSHH (via @dkdaniro @uknowjam @nikeboiswoosh)
Memes, Wshh, and Hip Hop: HIP HOP.CO M
He was just having some fun on the escalator 😂😳 WSHH (via @dkdaniro @uknowjam @nikeboiswoosh)

He was just having some fun on the escalator 😂😳 WSHH (via @dkdaniro @uknowjam @nikeboiswoosh)