Here is a preview of my first book ever! I am planning on releasing the full book very soon. Let me know what you think :)...
This is the Seductive Money Tachanka. Like for wealth, reblog for erotic success.
Do you do auto-erotic asphyxiation?
art-porn:from the book of New Erotic Photography
Internet is back at it, again…..
When someone says harem to people, these kind of painting...
I’m personally attacked by Your_Uncle_Gubsy
I thank Neil Gaiman for retweeting this.
Wayne Koestenbaum, “Figure” in My 1980s in Other Essays
An erotic short story in three acts
He was in there for a total of 13 min or some shit Lmaoooo
Sounds spicy AF💦💦
Thats the w...
Same shit, different day
Erotic Dice Game
Me Irl by maximerat21
Corn puns, 90% of the time. They work 30% of the time
History has its (appreciative) eyes on you
I JUST ATE A GIGANTIC RED VELVET CUPCAKE WITH REAL BUTTERCREAM FROSTING FROM ONE OF THEM BAKERIES WHERE THE CASHIER GOT VERY SMOKY AND ER...
is mercury in powerade for anyone else? (via: @urvillageidiot)
an erotic poem
But where did you get the coconuts?
@boywithnojob you are bound BY LAW to stop playing golf and come hang out with me!!!
yeah very into that aspect of it!!!!! (@urvillageidiot on Twitter)
Coconut, a mammal.
Wait, When Did These Colors Get Added?
The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.
srsfunny:Wait, When Did These Colors Get Added?