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Club, Friends, and Target: Haven for the Human Amoeba A place for independent, asexual men and women. Public Group, 520 members Group Description So what exactly is asexuality? It's a lack of sexual attraction. Asexuals are generally very different from one another: some experience romantic attraction, some don't. Some experience arousal, some don't Asexuality is not celibacy - celibacy is a choice to abstain from sexual intimacy while asexuality is an orientation which results in lack of sexual attraction. Welcome to Yahoo's oldest club for asexual people and their friends. Group Information Members 520 Category Abstinence Founded Oct 11, 2000 English Language lesbos-and-beyond: acephobia-is-real: I’m helping with the human-assisted archival of Yahoo Groups and I came across “Yahoo’s oldest club for asexual people and their friends.” It was founded in 2000! Yep. I was born in July 2003, this group is almost three years older than I am.

lesbos-and-beyond: acephobia-is-real: I’m helping with the human-assisted archival of Yahoo Groups and I came across “Yahoo’s oldest club f...

80s, Africa, and Books: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COrMPLETE, LABELEDN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? NO INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? START DOES THE SOVET UNION EXIST? CONSTANTINOPLE NETHERSTANBUL THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE? 15 MOST OF WEST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI YES 1805 OR EARUER (BEFORE THIS POINT THE MODERN IDEAOF ACOMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THEWORLD GETS HARD TOAPPLY ARABIA? THE SOVIET UNION? NO ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK DOES THE OTTOMAN 1922-1932 YES EPIRE EXIST? SOUTH AFRICA? NO YES HOW MANY VIETNAMS ARE THERE? 992-96 AUSTRIA HUNGARY? NORTH KOREA? SAINT TRIMBLES ISLAND SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.. ONE COUNTRY TO COUNTRIES NOT IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOMOF NORUAY? THE UNITED STATES? NO YES HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP IS IN ENGLISH? WHAT? PAKISTAN? BANGLADESH? YES NOIMADE THAT ONE UP LENINGRAD? NOYES 1919-23 1124-29 HOU MANY SUDANS ARE THERE? RHODESIA? EAST TIMOR? NO YES 972-75 ALBANIA? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTINENTS? NO YES 1910-12 1915-18 1997-2001 2002-06 TEXAS IS.. PARTOF MEXICO INDEPEN-THE US DENT 834-45 2007- HOW MANY GERMANYS ARE THERE? TUO CAMBODIA? PARTOF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR SATELLITE PHOTO "COLORADO OR "DANGER-RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? DANGER YES ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE 1941-45 IS CRIMEA DISPUTED? ISNORUAY PART OF SUEDEN? YES 18%-1905 1906-09 h-9h6l YES, THATS IT ERITREA IS PARTOF.. EHОРА 1952-53 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.. COLORADO 204-2 PERSIA OR IRAN? 2012-13 RIVERS SIRION OR ANDUIN? ITALY SPAIN THE US RAN PERSIA DOES THE UARNING MENTION THE SPIDERS? IS LAKE CHAD MISSING? 1935-40 1930-34 IS BOLIVIA LANDLOCKED? JIMMY CARTER IS. BENGATTACKED BY A T FINE GANT SUMING RPESIT APRIL 20 1979 VENEZUELA ANDOR ECUADOR? NO YES 1818-29 1830-33 THE UNITED ARAB REPUBLIC? NO 1954-57 1958-60 PARAGUAY? CANADA IS.. MISSING FINE A PIECE 1948 YES 1806-10 18-17 2023 ORLATER 2022 CAIR PARAVEL? 1884-95 THE SINAI IS PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELT MOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPT EGYPT 1980 IS THE ARAL SEA MISSING? 15 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIA. TANGANYIKA 1961-64 MOSSFLOUER? MORDOR? BUDA AND PEST OR BUDAPEST? 1981 1976-79 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? TANZANIA BRITISH 1965-71 960 1970s-90s 20O0st REDUALL WHATS THE CAPITALOF MICRONESIA? KOLONIA BUDA AND BUDAPEST PEST PAUKIR 1873-83 1858-67 IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OF A TURTUE? NO DISCWORLD THE TOUN ON 1-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS.. HOT SPRINGS TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES 1868-72 NOMENOR? YES NO LATE SECOND AGE BELERIAND? REPUBLIC OF THE UPPER VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? THE USS SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS. WEIRD FIRST EARLY AGE SECOND AGE NORMAL 854-56 1948-49 1950-52 UPPER VOLTA BURKNA FASO 1982-84 846-53 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? CALORMEN? 1985-88 THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISTY MOUNTAINS IS.. IS IT TRYING HOU FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? THE MISSISSIPPINEBRASKA 1830s-80s (NUMBER OF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OF GERTMANYS) FOUR 1989-EARLY 1990 TO BITE YOU? ? INDIANA UNAT PRAIRIES? GREENJOODI MRKJOOD THE GREAT EARLY THIRD AGE THE UOOD OF GREENLEAVES THREE MID-1990 BEFORE 1830 LATE THIRD AGE FOURTH AGE LATE1990-199 DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF? WEIRD RECURSIVE HEAVEN? 15 THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA? (CREATED BY MISTAKE) I5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF GHANA? (CREATED ON PURPOSE) NO 1920s-505 LOTTA 1SLANDS? IF YOU LET IT GO UHAT DOES IT DO? I5 IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? YES TUBA STAPLER THE SAME BERUNA FORDBRIDGE HISSES AND RUNS AWAY CAT SCREECHES AND FLAPS ARDUND THE ROOn BREAKING THINGE5 YES ONE OF THE THE RANDOM LAST LATER BOOKS BATE NO YES ABOUT ITS VERY NICE. THANK YOU RELION PRINCE UEHE CASPIAN WARDROBE DALIN TREACER YES SEAGULL BREADBOX 1860s-1900s 1960s-70s 1910s land-of-maps: this helps a lot

land-of-maps: this helps a lot

Ash, Celtic, and Tumblr: Anglicisation of Urrow (Europe <*h,uru-wkw-) PLACE NAME ORIGIN Yeatbury Middy Durry Hamberfall Germanic Mormannish Italic Example reconstruction: Volgograd to Wulchyard ALcherer elend Celtic Hellenic Balto-Slavic other Indo-European non Indo-European mixed volga River Proto-Indo-European: *welg- (wet, damp) Balto-Slavic >walg- Germanic> "wulka- (from Reachwigh Smallish Erven Body oblique case "wlg-) Yannen Arryanglish Proto-Slavic vsigakt Old English >*wulc (cf. wolcn Archroom Lully 'cloud, with /uf> ol due to non- high vowel in next syllable Russian>Bonra English wulk/wulch (cf swilk such, whilk/which, milk/milch, ilk ilch etc. for palatalisation) CASE STUDY- WITHEL (Italy) Eal Etymological breakdown of this map's forty-three Withelish cities Arabic Thrundham Umpny Fighey Thunnerhaven KEtruscan Messap Eastersound - grad -town, enclosure Proto-Indo-European: "g'ord"-os<g'erd- (to enclose) Balto-Slavic>"gardas Germanic > "gardaz Proto-Slavicgord Old English >geard Russian >rópoa English >yard ave <Latin Wass Soundswall fihlend whalve Bury Ealsound <Celtic Thavefand aldy sea fan Thamber Hitend Efchney norry Borling Berrywin Hervewig wat <Greek avbottomHelsing Wighoury Aslea Charlsted. NEarbrow St. Fetherbury Westrer Upsel Utter Haverdys eHastrem Danlim Stotcholmstlend aThord Fashew Righosten Yarlewel ranae Hasseh WellyNewyard Staving SWeeri.ch Sinquernis Opunthewquerdan oten d Edwinbury Thwer Yeatbury Linchippinpping Thalled Summer Ealburya Ewechippingotend Wingsfull lathew Walemear Marcaw TarrowYulShaw Wighbury Waysea halmer balty Lewy Dewyfu Widdifish Yelytch Ridgen Thull SQuellwest Newhastle n Orth Earhouse chippenhaven dermarc Malmy WenswhRosqurid Flensbury Burhoim Chile Strealsound Brimeavevey Arry thau Yedanch Seal lithewen Hewn. f ir elend Mannow iddlesburyS e a sea Devlin Every Smallish r o oslend Walow Nackenigh Harry weinerfirth efluil Liverpool Manhaster Snottingham Logds wallyard Willen Mennish Maylew Branch Sarthaw Livish Yarden Berrin Hambury Shithen Beverish vemarch Bermingham Greninge Hairthave a nglend arhamAlcburyBrimeam Warny Hursh hassystoon Bealstow b e alroos. Warrow Bright Oxford The HawAstledámi erPerlen Bicyeste Bilifd Hamble Fishser s omdun ahaster Arnat Fadstop Fannen Bealyard sum Hornwatl Fordsmouth anden e nissle bc Sawbuss al S Luvlin Hernetchew Britchelown Ampen, Masthright Whellen Erford be theechTend arriaw Handewy Yarrow Thrighten Wardlaw Hew Grensy Wulchyard Loughish Rewn Lighish Dannish Hammenishanver Bright nen FermittenburyFranchford Hambe WrithenRidden Quithmire Faldaw Lewy a wcea nemny llenFarry AycawrowanchewishThornfal Winny. Yan- Arstaw wulchdannish eheibegy whess Middyaroiage wharse Nandy Maryfal Wine&Nand Earlen. Thrass Stradbury Stoodyard RainburyWeen a w y ltchyardernewyEamen Rew Hassy Ratch efarry uthlendy Thurn Quirch maldew Paverwheane Pan Mair Yatch Quisnew Atteth Eachesburye Batty Lind Berthlew Niredgehat Fribury Durry Manwin.Saltbury Allratonelra ncheworpern Fighter eThurfall Yersen Rassendoor stearfal Leasen hstean a strichyeerer t ge Yardye palde ButhfightWearden ungerrt Grawen Elmwigh gKennow Hullermund- Lowdun Leese-Navy Deyw Siven Brassowle Rim aberfall Newroosish Sough h uven Marbury FesS awn All Harcen Burdyall Ferdnoth corntal Midlende Mundalyen Wallende Ewshe Thalse sen Falf Thimb Bury Thestee Thearen Wern Wind yS a v Therch Yill Pigh Sissen Humeasce wurry Pacdem Thevels BOwerish Wigh Earend Awth Pilvew Form Culfen V Mundwa ighmnigh Fi o h serve bassen Bealyard.charlaw Yestand Letchen St. Thetc er Massle Dlen Livern Aw swartmere armen Erven cuise Ford Brooch Waltheld Bury Hambury Salmenthy LMe MOUuay Spald hornguertushen Sap Fellowrn ELsher Writ Ness Fienen Ash Arth Samsen hurftess Archroom Basti ow Fer Harsy t h Ayaug Bury Candiedstch Harbough fordcall Lispen Hasterhaid CHethbury Yerrend Tharrarrilen Fadtaryhassow buller Modrigh Serchest Blighdew Yatter Allynearfall Itefa thmeat watterthy Room Thulden w sea Thetches Ban alven maytep Anger iver PadalS pe an Hastlen Elsy Tirepayer Pruss Essyhither Heaser Mid Welighserthurry Sanlurrow Newfall Fathend Thurenaster pp Safer Tharineg Luve asten Hather S Harve Thr Sackende Wallend, Foietchery Minnery Sas Pr Waller Whethelnigh channyhal Marden Earn Sevel Aartave ATve Sarten thurnen PMaller sea Arvel Massle rs all itchen ly gmurn MurtheLighendes Hassend Cassanthaves Mally cranthHartchen Thensle Hane Addene Andle Hatts athender inen ch Ascow sea Fadder Adden HalmethNowfiew barth Kipralder Almer Seft Thanger Fansarm Measesh Marsic SighelRidge Haver Yevle ursen Yalve Andsy sur e Traven sea Hathen Allchear Aircherd Arn Ump Thunse Raff Fess Word Seriow Ruth Dart Hamps Surry Stve Yestanden Chuver irry lavenen PerruthTammish SitterA Thur mild Wisher allchear thunse marrow middlemere land-of-maps: Anglicising Europe: If the Anglo-Saxons had been invited to dinner (everywhere). See comments for more

land-of-maps: Anglicising Europe: If the Anglo-Saxons had been invited to dinner (everywhere). See comments for more

Beer, Lit, and Prince: derrypeaks Edgar Allen poe is like ur sad alcoholic aunt whilst William Shakespeare is like ur uncle who thinks he's cool & "down with the kids" the-mad-prince-of-denmark Uncle Shakespeare buys us beer dukeofbookingham Considering I'm getting a PhD in early modern English lit which pays me a stipend for teaching the above is actually 100% true Source: derrypeaks 7,978 notes L

youtube.com, Time, and English: YouTube has doubled the ads so we must double the amount of dislikes in YouTube rewind Finally! Someone who speaks English. Time for a F**KING CRUSADE BOYS

Time for a F**KING CRUSADE BOYS

America, Honda, and Time: WHOLDON PAECA AMECA TO NOW SPEAK ENGLISH! AMERICA NOW SPEAK ENGLISH NOW SPEA ENGLISH You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america you have to kill all 3 at the same time or they'll resurrect each other

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you spell check your suicide note so you don't embarrass yourself because english is important by Kingshukrox MORE MEMES

because english is important by Kingshukrox MORE MEMES

Suicide, English, and Check: When you spell check your suicide note so you don't embarrass yourself because english is important

because english is important

English, Portuguese, and Tough: THOUGHT THROUGH TOUGH THOUGH POR QUE POR QUE PORQUE PORQUE English vs portuguese

English vs portuguese

Dank, Memes, and Shit: Some Author: The door was painted blue. English Teachers: Aw shit, that’s deep by WinstonIsHarambe MORE MEMES

Aw shit, that’s deep by WinstonIsHarambe MORE MEMES

Bad, Google, and Trash: English Turkish x çöp fortnite Open in Goole Transiate Feodbock English Turkish x trash çöp Not bad Google Your trash Brock

Your trash Brock

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: Tweet SLÖTH MÖTHER and 3 others liked Dennis Baron @DrGrammar Roses are red Violets are blue Singular *they* is older Than singular *you* 14:39 14 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 1,390 Retweets 3,317 Likes ta transgenderhelp: elierlick: They is valid “In the 1600s, some writers objected to the use of ‘singular you’…“ x “[’They’ has been] used as a singular pronoun since 1300, e.g. in the 1325 Cursor Mundi.” x

transgenderhelp: elierlick: They is valid “In the 1600s, some writers objected to the use of ‘singular you’…“ x “[’They’ has been] used as ...

Complex, Politics, and Tsunami: Tsunami : The T' is silent Honest The 'H' is silent Island The 'S' is silent Queue : The 'UEUE' is silent Jeffrey Epstein is murdered to cover for powerful pedophiles in politics and media The Government is silent The English language is complex

The English language is complex

English, Fun, and Moose: MOOSE GOOSE MEESE GEESE SHOOP SHEEP @CHRISHALLBECK English is fun.

English is fun.

Love, I Love You, and English: seconds) english Listen i love you Edit Open in Gone

Exercise, English, and Peasant: Jamie Kenney @LaComtesseJamie I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: well keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!"

English, I Cant, and Understand: いずみ @report26 I can't understand English But... birrrrrrrd! Yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!!Hooooo!!!! 2/24/17, 8:46 PM

Ken, Tumblr, and Blog: STAYIN AT YER PALS HOOSE AND HE FUCKS OFF TAE BED WITHOOT GIEIN YE A COVER chickenwingsuplex: mangaluva: vuittonable: teqk: When English isn’t taught correctly… Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression (I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed) Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

chickenwingsuplex: mangaluva: vuittonable: teqk: When English isn’t taught correctly… Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and...

Break, English, and Teachers: English teachers when students break traditional writing norms English teachers when authors break traditional writing norms

I Bet, Sorry, and English: I bet you couldn't make a sentence without "a" You thought you just did something here didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. He is a pro

He is a pro

Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: CHAT PROFILE H MOST COMPATIBLE Drew & Miranda, we think you two should meet. Sun, Sep 22, 12:36AM MY FRIENDS WOULD TELL YOU THAT I'M Most likely the most brilliant yet irratic person they have ever known Sorry the irony here is just too perfect.. bri ile misspelling erratic. I know brilliance is more than spelling prowess but it's just too good You liked Miranda's answer. Sun, Sep 22, 12:36AM Congratulations your the only one that got it Sun, Sep 22, 12:56AM You're Betcha thought you could slip one past me I teach grammar and English Miranda Come at me Sun, Sep 22, 1:08AM Bring it druuu I'm a fucking engineer we don't do the spellings Sun, Sep 22, 1:16AM Well perfect, because do you see any bits attached to this conversation? A chuck, maybe? Removable lithium-ion battery? Didn't think so, because this is not a fuckin drill Grammar throwd own is live Sun, Sep 22, 2:29AM Hydroponics bitch I WORK WITH AGRICULTURE AND HYDRO BASED CONSTUCTS 39 seconds ago Do you know what your "HYDRO BASED CONSTUCTS" and a mute pirate have in common? THEY'RE FUCKIN BOTH MISSING THE "R" Sent Send a message Send Battle of the sexes

Battle of the sexes

Chrome, Future, and Internet: grawly NonAd Block ADD TO CHROME offered by gkcard 11) Eun 355 users OVERVIEW REVIEWS SUPPORT RELATED G 24 Compatible with your device This extension blocks any content that is NOT an ad. This shows you the Internet the way content creators want you to see it: by blocking any content that is NOT an ad. It helps you focus on the important parts of webpages Created for the Stupid Sht No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon 2016. ac0D New version improves performance and shows more ads Website Report Abuse Additional Information Version: 1.00.1 Updated: February 11, 2016 Size: 57.82KB Language: English (United States) This extension blocks any content that is NOT an ad. the future is here Zsnes !! you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing hobgoblinhero amish simulator 20+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 5 of 10 | funnynmemes

20+ Top Tumblr Posts | Page 5 of 10 | funnynmemes

Dank, Dude, and Fucking: SERVEURS US "Dang he got me "Cover me TWodown "Rush now SERVEURS EU:Speak English you 10 year old cunt bags KURWA Scheisse "Putain de merde" AKi Magyar является ли Дмитрий здесь?" Upicku materinu 10k 1k 615 SHARE necroneko 14h Schools EU: What a wonderful day to get some education Schools US: Dang he got me. Cover me. Two down. Rush now. 1,873 16 REPLY Holy shit , dude you fucking killed him by 19usama99 MORE MEMES

Holy shit , dude you fucking killed him by 19usama99 MORE MEMES

Sorry, English, and Thought: Tbet you couldn't make a sentence without "a" WonderWoman You thought you just did something here didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. SPEECH 100 DESTRUCTION 100 .

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Ken, Tumblr, and Blog: STAYIN AT YER PALS HOOSE AND HE FUCKS OFF TAE BED WITHOOT GIEIN YE A COVER chickenwingsuplex: mangaluva: vuittonable: teqk: When English isn’t taught correctly… Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression (I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed) Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

chickenwingsuplex: mangaluva: vuittonable: teqk: When English isn’t taught correctly… Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and ...

Funny, Tumblr, and Yeah: Two Rights Make A Wrong A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative." "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up. "Yeah, right. georgetakei Slow. Clap ouyangdan favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it Source: georgetakei 206,469 notes 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #175)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #175)

Tumblr, Blog, and English: Rae mermaidenkay: Ariadne ~ Henrietta Rae (English, 1859-1928) ♡ ♡ ♡

mermaidenkay: Ariadne ~ Henrietta Rae (English, 1859-1928) ♡ ♡ ♡

Spanish, Norwegian, and Korean: 600 hours 1100 hours 2200 hours French Spanish Portuguese Italian Norwegian Swedish Dutch Greek Hebrew Russian Czech Ukrainian Polish Arabic Japanese Korean Assembly Mandarin English Ooof

Ooof

Break, English, and Irl: English teachers when students break traditional writing norms English teachers when authors break traditional writing norms me_irl

me_irl

Break, English, and Teachers: English teachers when students break traditional writing norms English teachers when authors break traditional writing norms

Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything

her daughter smile is everything

Dude, Fucking, and Iphone: Elon Musk @elonmusk the color orange is named after the fruit 13:11 O9 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 10.8K Retweets 84.2K Likes Sara 4h Replying to @elonmusk There's also no word in English that rhymes with orange t 18 292 950 Elon Musk Door hinge @elonmusk 4h . 210 ti 145 4,960 Holy shit you fucking killed her dude All hail Elon

All hail Elon

Sexy, Time, and Today: orriculum My boss's first language isn't English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us "don't just stand around looking pretty", but what she actually said "WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY" sheldoninmanyfandoms It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn't wrap the bread correctly so she told me to "Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It's sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian." ifynny.co

Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything

her daughter smile is everything

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Bodies : I can build an inpenetratable wall around Asgard. Only thing I want as payment is the goddess of love, Freya.. Okay everybody, calm down. This isn't the first time a jotun wanted me for his bride I'm used to this problem by now and we just gotta- and the beautiful Sun and sexy Moon. YOU WANT ME AS PART OF A HAREM!!?!?! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED!!!! systlin: would-we-be-friends-if-i: thehmn: In case you don’t know this story, the Norse gods wanted a wall around Asgard to protect themselves and a jotun only known as The Builder offers to make it in exchange for Freya, Sun and Moon. Freya gets rightfully pissed and refuses (no word on Sun or Moon’s feelings about this), so Loki turns into a female horse and lures The Builder’s horse away, causing all work on the wall to stop. Because he can’t finish the wall The Builder has to leave without Freya, Sun and Moon. Loki disappears for 9 nine months and returns with an eight-legged foal (yes, he had sex with the horse and got pregnant. I know you all love that part). The end. For some reason people often leave out that The Builder wanted Sun and Moon too, and English translations often translate it to “the sun and moon” as if he wanted the heavenly bodies, but no, he wanted the goddess and god responsible for said heavenly bodies. He absolutely intended to have sex with all of them which is why a lot of translations leave out Moon because ew that’s gay. Freya didn’t want to marry a Jotun, let alone as part of a god damn harem me thinks. Hoooold up are you telling me the Sun is female in Norse myth? Cuz its usually male, across other mythology. Yep. Mani is the god of the moon, and Sol is the goddess of the sun in Norse myth.

systlin: would-we-be-friends-if-i: thehmn: In case you don’t know this story, the Norse gods wanted a wall around Asgard to protect themse...

Af, Books, and Crying: ti skerb Retweeted Shan AF RJ mesa 15 - AF SP mesa 71 @ShanaBRX Jun 14 Fuck everyone who whines about ao3 News All News May 2019 Newsletter, Volume 135 Published: Thu 13 Jun 2019 01:03PM 03 Comments: 4 Recently, the Archive of Our Own has received an influx of new Chinese users, a result of tightening content restrictions on other platforms. We would like to extend our warmest welcome to them, and remind everyone that our committees are working to make AO3 as accessible as possible in languages other than English Read more... 20 t 2.8K 6.4K Show this thread wetwareproblem: wrangletangle: zoe2213414: eabevella: naryrising: You can read the post here for more info, but I wanted to just add a bit about what this entails from my POV, on the Support team. Somewhere between ¼ to 1/3 of all our tickets last month were in Chinese (somewhere upwards of 300 out of 1200 or so), almost all from users just setting up their accounts or trying to find out how to get an invitation. A lot of the tickets are what I’d characterize as “intro” tickets - they say hi, list favourite fandoms or pairings, or provide samples of fic they’ve written. Although this isn’t necessary on AO3, this is not uncommon in Chinese fandom sites that you have to prove your credentials to get in (in fact it wasn’t uncommon in English-language fandom sites 15-20 years ago). We respond to all of these tickets, even the ones that just say hi. We check whether the user has managed to receive their invite or get their account sent up, and if they haven’t, we help them do so. This means taking every single ticket through our Chinese translation team twice, once so we make sure we understand the initial ticket, and then again to translate our reply. This is a challenging process, although we’ve found ways to streamline it and can normally get a reply out pretty quickly (like within a few days). We do it because this is part of why AO3 exists in the first place - to provide a safe haven where users can post their works without worrying about censorship or sudden crackdowns on certain kinds of content. We do it because this is important, and helping these users get their accounts and be able to share their works safely is why we’re here. We hope that we’ll be able to help as many of them as possible. There have been a few (thankfully few, that I’ve seen) complaints about these new AO3 users not always knowing how things work - what language to tag with, or what fandom tags to use, for instance. To this I would say: 1. Have patience and be considerate. They are coming to a new site that they aren’t familiar with, and using it in a language they may not be expert in, and it might take a while to learn the ropes. You can filter out works tagged in Chinese if you don’t want to see them. Or just scroll past. 2. You can report works tagged with the wrong language or the wrong fandom to our Policy and Abuse team using the link at the bottom of any page. This will not cause the authors to “get in trouble” (a concern I’ve heard before, as people are reluctant to report for these reasons). It means the Policy and Abuse team will contact them to ask them to change the language/fandom tag, and if the creator doesn’t, they can edit it directly. If you remember Strikethrough or the FF.net porn ban or similar purges, please keep them in mind and consider that these users are going through something similar or potentially worse. This is why AO3 exists. We are doing our best to try and help make the transition smooth. I am a Taiwanese and I’d like to put some context behind the recent influx of China based AO3 users. China is tightening their freedom of speech in recent years after Xi has became the chairman (he even canceled the 10 years long term of service of chairman, meaning he can stay as the leader of China as long as he lives–he has became a dictator). They censor words that are deemed “sensitive”, you can’t type anything to criticize the chinise government. Big social media platform won’t even post the posts containing sensitive words. You don’t have the freedom of publish books without the books being approved by the government either. To disguise this whole Ninety Eighty-Four nightmare, they started to pick on the easy target: the women and the minorities (China is getting more and more misogynistic as a result of the government trying to control their male population through encouraging them to control the female population through “chinese tradition family value” but that’s another story). Last year, the chinese government arrested a woman who is a famous yaoi/BL novel writer named 天一 and sentenced her 10 years in jail for “selling obscene publications” and “illegal publication” (she’s not the only BL writer who got arrested. Meanwhile, multiple cases where men raped women only get about 2 years of jail time in China). It’s a warning to anyone who want to publish anything that’s “not approved” by the government that they can literally ruin you. Just recently the chinese government “contacted” website owners of one of their largest romance/yaoi/slash fiction sites 晉江 and announced that for now on, for the sake of a Clean Society, they can’t write anything that’s slightly “obscene”. No sex scene, no sexual interaction, they can’t even write any bodily interaction below neck (I’m not kidding here). But that’s not their actual goal. They also listed other restriction such as: can’t write anything that’s about the government, the military, the police, “sensitive history”, “race problems”, which is… you basically can’t write anything that might be used as a tool to criticize the government (as many novels did). This recent development really hurt the chinese fanfic writers. They can’t write anything without the fear of being put on the guillotine by the government to show their control. Most of them don’t even think that deep politically, they just want to write slash fictions. But there are no platform safe in China, that’s why the sudden influx of chinese users to AO3. I bet it won’t be long before AO3 got banned in China, but until then, be a little bit patient to them. As much as I hate the chinese government, I pity their people. I’m crying so loud…As a Chinese, you don’t know how your kindness meant to us. When I’m young, I read 1984, and I thought this story is so unrealistic, but now, it’s getting tougher and tougher for fanfic and the writer in China. Thank you ao3. Thank you for the people who care about Chinese people. (hope I didn’t spell anything wrong) The OTW’s account on Weibo, the biggest Chinese social media site, is constantly fielding questions from Chinese users about how to get invitations, how to post, all of it. Chinese fans deeply want to learn how to use AO3. The difference between Lofter’s posting system and AO3′s is perhaps even wider than the gulf between Tumblr and AO3. But imagine if you had to navigate across that gap in a language you didn’t speak, using translation programs that don’t understand fan terminology. This is exactly what the AO3 was built to deal with. We just didn’t get a chance to get the internationalization done first, so things may be bumpy for a while. We are all part of fandom, so let’s take care not to leave anyone out. Just in case it isn’t clear to anyone? This. This right here is precisely why the AO3 doesn’t police content or remove things that are icky or obscene. Because it’s not you who defines what’s obscene. It’s the authorities.

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Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MxTQp8

her daughter smile is everything via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MxTQp8

Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything

her daughter smile is everything

Love, Shakespeare, and Sorry: Redditor: English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes. Their post: THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ALL THE PLAYS ALL THE POEMS VOLUME 2 Made with love by an American redditor No idea how you guys keep pace tbh

No idea how you guys keep pace tbh

Love, Shakespeare, and Sorry: Redditor: English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes. Their post: THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ALL THE PLAYS ALL THE POEMS VOLUME 2 Made with love by an American redditor No idea how you guys keep pace tbh via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2IIm3sg

No idea how you guys keep pace tbh via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2IIm3sg

Life, Teacher, and Best: "You have to be the kind of person who can make the best out of a Tuesday. You know those people who live for the weekends? They're wishing their life away. You have to find something worth living for or else you'll look back and realize you've wasted your life away. - Drew Marvin, English Teacher (via bled)

Beautiful, Bored, and Head: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex- periment with a new form called the tandem story The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home- work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para- graph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another para- graph to the story and send it back, also sending an- other copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab- solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any- thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a con- clusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per- manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news si- multaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and care- free, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec- onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em- pires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en- tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin- istic semi-literate adolescent. Gary) Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Gary) B*tch. (Rebecca) F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. A+ Ireally liked this one. epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

Iphone, Twitter, and Fuck: viking @notviking who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that 20:30 28 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 3,188 Retweets 22.9K Likes Cathy Jo Baker @cathyjobaker 19h Replying to @notviking Poor monolinguals. They can't seem to understand that other languages besides English exist 9 539 14 viking @notviking 19h what the fuck did u just call me t 60 19 1,896 Car$on @carsonelquist 19h She called you Mongolian Ron-de-vu

Ron-de-vu

True, Break, and English: English teachers when students break traditional writing norms English teachers when authors break traditional writing norms This is so true

This is so true

Ass, Bitch, and College: alex english @alex3ng lish -41m today my therapist told me that i "selectively internalize specific interactions which later alters my behavior towards someone who probably had zero issue with said previous encounters" and i have never been called a bitch ass nigga so professionally in my life That college vocabulary

That college vocabulary

Apple, Definitely, and Dogs: S: Sofia created a poll. March 4 at 10:33 PM ever since i moved to Europe, almost every single meal i've shared someone, there comes a point where someone asks, 'how do you say "bon inenglish' and then i have appétit dobar tek / eet smakelijk / explain that this expression essentially doesn't exist in English except for the incredibly informal 'chow down' to which they always respond in mixture of horror or confusion. after all, 'bon appétit' comes from French and it often has an air of pretension or irony and 'enjoy your meal can really only be said by someone not participating in the meal or am i wrong? what English-only phrase do YOU say before a meal? welcome to flavortown bone app the teeth +78 let's eat +71 dig in! +58 Enjoy! +56 RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE +41 GRUB We luv our bread we luv our butter but +38 most of all we luv each other 1 0+ Commencing operation mastication +31 0+ i wanna munch +29 Bone apple tea +28 .. Osteoporosis 2 +19 G'appetite +16 --- Ah, I greatly consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh 0+ +16 eat up +14 17 OM NOM NOM NOM +10 0+ i think dogs should be able to vote +9 7 2468 dig in don't wait AMOE 0+ Blonde amputee +8 Help yourself +6 tuck in +6 time to dig in +6 shallmst we nom? +5 Boom map the sheets +4 Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay +4 Phone apple jeans +3 eat up martha +3 it's time to mönch...it's time to crönch +3 M food +2 happy masticating +2 muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

Run, Java, and Youtu: 3:43 S M M Tweet lan Fleming and Namita liked JavaScript Joel @joelnet If developers were linguists... Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian? Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language. 12:45 p.m. 07 Oct. 19 Buffer 1,691 Retweets 6,340 Likes John Chew@johnzchew 17h Replying to @joelnet and @seyitaylor And someone puts up an implementation of Italian but in Japanese youtu.be/YFOhH_3Zfs8 38 Lestari NS @Lestari_NS8 14h Replying to@joelnet So.... english is like java? (Write once run anywhere) 17 1 Bilal K.@imbk_dev 7h Tweet your reply If developers were linguists –

If developers were linguists –

Head, English, and MeIRL: my english inside my head my english when im talking Meirl

Meirl

Google, English, and Thought: English Turkish Turkish English xçöp fortnite X fortnite is not currently available to pla fortnite battle royale garbage ҫӧр Ah, I see youtre a man of culture as well Google is smarter than I thought

Google is smarter than I thought

Shut Up, Tumblr, and Blog: YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THIRK MINDLESS WORKER Pp IS A HAPPY WORKER SHUT UP and D0 YOUR JOB! scifiseries: Somebody drew this for our propaganda project in english

scifiseries: Somebody drew this for our propaganda project in english

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