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Emt: There was only one staff member on and I actually have some training so I had to tell him what to do while EMT’s were on the way…
Emt: There was only one staff member on and I actually have some training so I had to tell him what to do while EMT’s were on the way…

There was only one staff member on and I actually have some training so I had to tell him what to do while EMT’s were on the way…

Emt: I’m an EMT who fully supports the Stay-at-home order in my state. Smh
Emt: I’m an EMT who fully supports the Stay-at-home order in my state. Smh

I’m an EMT who fully supports the Stay-at-home order in my state. Smh

Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.
Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.
Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.
Emt: My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

Emt: Going to try party drugs? *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now just asking for a little favour This is from me (an EMT) to you. 1. Remember the name(s) of what you took.~ 2. If vou only know the slang name, ask (the person you get it from) what kind of drug it's similar to. 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk in case you won't be able to if something happens. 4. If you don't know what you took, remember how it looked (color, form, taste, amount) 5. Please don't lie to the paramedics We are not the police. *We hate interrogating, we love helping. We won't tell you off for taking drugs. *You don't even know what a terrible liar you are when you're drunk. *Telling us that "someone must have put it in my drink" is getting old. Telling us what you took: Will actually make us quite happy, because you're honest. Will make us treat you like an adult. Will un-complicate everything. Will make us stop annoying you (asking questions) and maybe give you a break. Will shorten your hospital stay. Can spare you of unnecessary/ uncomfortable tests and treatments. Will make the ambulance ride less scary and more comforting; We are actually quite nice people and we'll always listen if you wanna talk Sincerely, your EMT P.S. Stay safe emt-monster.tumblr.com pigletkin: kenderfriend: arkhamarchitecture: edens-blog: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. this is so important Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it. I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI. Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay. Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops
Emt: Going to try party drugs?
 *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now
 just asking for a little favour
 This is from me (an EMT) to you.

 1. Remember the name(s) of what
 you took.~
 2. If vou only know the slang
 name, ask (the person you get it
 from) what kind of drug it's
 similar to.
 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk
 in case you won't be able to if
 something happens.
 4. If you don't know what you
 took, remember how it looked
 (color, form, taste, amount)
 5. Please don't lie to the
 paramedics

 We are not the police.
 *We hate interrogating, we love
 helping.
 We won't tell you off for taking
 drugs.
 *You don't even know what a terrible
 liar you are when you're drunk.
 *Telling us that "someone must have
 put it in my drink" is getting old.

 Telling us what you
 took:
 Will actually make us quite happy,
 because you're honest.
 Will make us treat you like an adult.
 Will un-complicate everything.
 Will make us stop annoying you
 (asking questions) and maybe give you
 a break.
 Will shorten your hospital stay.
 Can spare you of unnecessary/
 uncomfortable tests and treatments.
 Will make the ambulance ride less scary
 and more comforting;

 We are actually quite nice people and
 we'll always listen if you wanna talk
 Sincerely, your EMT
 P.S. Stay safe
 emt-monster.tumblr.com
pigletkin:
kenderfriend:

arkhamarchitecture:

edens-blog:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.


Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops

pigletkin: kenderfriend: arkhamarchitecture: edens-blog: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. t...

Emt: So bored, nothing to do... EMT Anresia ASSASSIN Sigh HELL SITE theyorhe: lettersfromthegreenroom: vicarious–vagabond: laryna6: Anhedonia - not finding pleasure in things you normally take pleasure in - is a symptom of depression. When depressed, you will also be reluctant to start things, and won’t find things appealing. This sets up a nasty vicious cycle where ‘life feels bleak’ - ‘nothing sounds fun’ - do nothing - don’t have fun - ‘Hey I’m not having fun, life really is pretty bleak right now’ - More depressed. The way to break that cycle is to do things that you enjoy. Doing things solely for the sake of having fun is an important part of handling depression. Not only does it keep you from getting more depressed, but it can make you go ‘Hey I’m having a really nice day’ and give you bouncy energy to do productive things with.  I get so focused on all the things that need doing that I forget that when depressed, doing things solely because they’re fun is the practical thing to do if I want to get thing done. There is a difference between procrastination and having trouble activating. If there’s a thing you need to do and you know you aren’t going to be able to do it now, do something fun, and afterwards you will have better odds of actually doing the thing. If you find yourself in the situation in the picture, pick something that you are intellectually aware you would find fun if you were feeling better and start doing it.’ This means that you are focusing on something other than *sigh* and playing a game can make you feel productive, put ‘life is good!’ and ‘I can succeed at things!’ chemicals into a brain that is sorely in need of them.  A couple weeks ago when I couldn’t even find any interest in reading fanfic, I eventually managed to start playing a random RPG and felt much better a few hours later. i certainly wasn’t expecting anything close to actual, halfway decent advice that might help some folks out when i threw this little Funne Picture out into the wild, but that’s nice. thank you. i’m not sure if i’ll ever break this little cycle for more than a few hours, but .. yeah man. it’s just a little nice to see folks trying to help other folks out on posts of mine instead of the usual terrible nonsense Exactly what I needed right now. Easy to parse version: Anhedonia is a symptom of depression, it’s not finding enjoyment in things that once made you happy. If you find yourself in this situation, pick something that you KNOW you would find fun or enjoyable.  When you’re depressed, the best thing to do is do things BECAUSE they’re fun, it’ll help motivate you more.
Emt: So bored, nothing to do...
 EMT
 Anresia
 ASSASSIN
 Sigh
 HELL
 SITE
theyorhe:
lettersfromthegreenroom:

vicarious–vagabond:

laryna6:

Anhedonia - not finding pleasure in things you normally take pleasure in - is a symptom of depression.
When depressed, you will also be reluctant to start things, and won’t find things appealing.
This sets up a nasty vicious cycle where ‘life feels bleak’ - ‘nothing sounds fun’ - do nothing - don’t have fun - ‘Hey I’m not having fun, life really is pretty bleak right now’ - More depressed.
The way to break that cycle is to do things that you enjoy. Doing things solely for the sake of having fun is an important part of handling depression. Not only does it keep you from getting more depressed, but it can make you go ‘Hey I’m having a really nice day’ and give you bouncy energy to do productive things with. 
I get so focused on all the things that need doing that I forget that when depressed, doing things solely because they’re fun is the practical thing to do if I want to get thing done.
There is a difference between procrastination and having trouble activating. If there’s a thing you need to do and you know you aren’t going to be able to do it now, do something fun, and afterwards you will have better odds of actually doing the thing.
If you find yourself in the situation in the picture, pick something that you are intellectually aware you would find fun if you were feeling better and start doing it.’ This means that you are focusing on something other than *sigh* and playing a game can make you feel productive, put ‘life is good!’ and ‘I can succeed at things!’ chemicals into a brain that is sorely in need of them. 
A couple weeks ago when I couldn’t even find any interest in reading fanfic, I eventually managed to start playing a random RPG and felt much better a few hours later.

i certainly wasn’t expecting anything close to actual, halfway decent advice that might help some folks out when i threw this little Funne Picture out into the wild, but that’s nice. thank you. i’m not sure if i’ll ever break this little cycle for more than a few hours, but .. yeah man. it’s just a little nice to see folks trying to help other folks out on posts of mine instead of the usual terrible nonsense

Exactly what I needed right now.

Easy to parse version:
Anhedonia is a symptom of depression, it’s not finding enjoyment in things that once made you happy.
If you find yourself in this situation, pick something that you KNOW you would find fun or enjoyable. 
When you’re depressed, the best thing to do is do things BECAUSE they’re fun, it’ll help motivate you more.

theyorhe: lettersfromthegreenroom: vicarious–vagabond: laryna6: Anhedonia - not finding pleasure in things you normally take pleasure...

Emt: 30 HEA HEAT HENT EAT EMT 34 Best of 7 series, who wins and in how many games? WarriorsTalk
Emt: 30
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Best of 7 series, who wins and in how many games? WarriorsTalk

Best of 7 series, who wins and in how many games? WarriorsTalk

Emt: OBGYN PPE Poly EN Soft M. Head Strap AGES rage-comics-base: I’m an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.
Emt: OBGYN PPE
 Poly
 EN
 Soft
 M.
 Head Strap
 AGES
rage-comics-base:

I’m an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.

rage-comics-base: I’m an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.

Emt: I WANT TO RIDETHE AMBULANCE TODAY SALD NO.FIREMAN EVER Im sure a lot of people will agree 😂 fire firefighter fireman firewoman feeltherush ems emt paramedic firetruck ambulance
Emt: I WANT TO RIDETHE
 AMBULANCE TODAY
 SALD NO.FIREMAN EVER
Im sure a lot of people will agree 😂 fire firefighter fireman firewoman feeltherush ems emt paramedic firetruck ambulance

Im sure a lot of people will agree 😂 fire firefighter fireman firewoman feeltherush ems emt paramedic firetruck ambulance

Emt: WHEN YOUTRE HAVING AHEARTATTACK BACK FORALIMITED TIME mcdonalds mcrib ems emt wtf thisguy hospital drivethru thisjusthappened heartattack medic paramedic ambulance lookatthis
Emt: WHEN YOUTRE HAVING
 AHEARTATTACK
 BACK FORALIMITED TIME
mcdonalds mcrib ems emt wtf thisguy hospital drivethru thisjusthappened heartattack medic paramedic ambulance lookatthis

mcdonalds mcrib ems emt wtf thisguy hospital drivethru thisjusthappened heartattack medic paramedic ambulance lookatthis

Emt: ENTRANCE B CLEAR! ambulance clear er emergencyroom code jumpstart ems emt paramedic aed shockadvised
Emt: ENTRANCE
 B
 CLEAR!
ambulance clear er emergencyroom code jumpstart ems emt paramedic aed shockadvised

ambulance clear er emergencyroom code jumpstart ems emt paramedic aed shockadvised