🐣 25+ Best Memes About Email

Memes, School, and Sorry: Lydia @_Lyddz So my cousin and his wife got an email from their sons teacher. He didn't do his hw so she asked him to write a paper saying why he didn't do his hw and this is what she got. die or / 19 At alack be dant wank to do School werkovel a shess Hee with Ariers watch hlatopla aMes,I dont do it also uSe ch make mc ldy mao and un hope do what rake me hapty blcause t home wolk is nea ral ig beeausils net ofh This is amazingggggg and worth the read sorry it’s so small

This is amazingggggg and worth the read sorry it’s so small

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone awesomacious: Absolute wholesome lad

awesomacious: Absolute wholesome lad

Teacher, Turn Up, and Email: When your teacher doesn't turn up, so you email them Hide From: 311-HTU-15 > Where u at Today at 09:52 Where u at

Where u at

Memes, Teacher, and Turn Up: When your teacher doesn't turn up, so you email them Hide From: 311-HTU-15 > Where u at Today at 09:52 Where u at via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2tmyim6

Where u at via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2tmyim6

Twitter, Email, and Free: Me making different accounts to get that free first month subscription Raise your hand if you’ve ever created multiple email accounts to get that special deal........ 🙋🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🖕🏼 (twitter credit: Marquezzz202)

Raise your hand if you’ve ever created multiple email accounts to get that special deal........ 🙋🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🖕🏼 (twitter credit: Marquezzz202)

Chat, Email, and Paper: @nsr_7 Chat: I can't. Email: cannot. Term paper of 3000 words: I am unable to can.

Lady Gaga, Meme, and Weird: BuzzFeed V @BuzzFeed Lady Gaga Did Something Weird At The End Of Her Grammy Perrormance, And Now It's The Funniest Meme " per my previous email " Lady Gaga Did Something Weird At The End Of Her Grammy Performance, And Now It's The F. buzzfeed.com A great performance AND a meme? Iconic. Link in bio 👀

A great performance AND a meme? Iconic. Link in bio 👀

Friday, Memes, and Pizza: T-Mobile LTE 9:54 AM 79% ?r/AskReddit u/dogredsox 1d What's the best job quitting story you can tell? Discussion 3.3k 1.4k T.Share BEST COMMENTS shortadam lewis ⑤ 3 2 . 20h I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8 hours notice I was the contract project manager on a government project (office type work). At our periodic review on a Thursday, the government announced they would not be renewing our contract and our last day was Friday (the next day) I brought everyone into the conference room first thing the next day, let everyone know that we were all out of a job and that today was everyone's last day. I had everyone email me their resumes, and we went over everyone's on the conference room projector and updated them over the course of the day. I then printed out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all spent the remainder of the day writing letters of recommendation for each other. I ordered everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs by the end of the next week positive-memes: Every job needs such a wholesome manager

positive-memes: Every job needs such a wholesome manager

Friday, Pizza, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE 9:54 AM 79% ?r/AskReddit u/dogredsox 1d What's the best job quitting story you can tell? Discussion 3.3k 1.4k T.Share BEST COMMENTS shortadam lewis ⑤ 3 2 . 20h I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8 hours notice I was the contract project manager on a government project (office type work). At our periodic review on a Thursday, the government announced they would not be renewing our contract and our last day was Friday (the next day) I brought everyone into the conference room first thing the next day, let everyone know that we were all out of a job and that today was everyone's last day. I had everyone email me their resumes, and we went over everyone's on the conference room projector and updated them over the course of the day. I then printed out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all spent the remainder of the day writing letters of recommendation for each other. I ordered everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs by the end of the next week Every job needs such a wholesome manager via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GheI3r

Every job needs such a wholesome manager via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GheI3r

Friday, Pizza, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE 9:54 AM 79% ?r/AskReddit u/dogredsox 1d What's the best job quitting story you can tell? Discussion 3.3k 1.4k T.Share BEST COMMENTS shortadam lewis ⑤ 3 2 . 20h I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8 hours notice I was the contract project manager on a government project (office type work). At our periodic review on a Thursday, the government announced they would not be renewing our contract and our last day was Friday (the next day) I brought everyone into the conference room first thing the next day, let everyone know that we were all out of a job and that today was everyone's last day. I had everyone email me their resumes, and we went over everyone's on the conference room projector and updated them over the course of the day. I then printed out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all spent the remainder of the day writing letters of recommendation for each other. I ordered everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs by the end of the next week Every job needs such a wholesome manager

Every job needs such a wholesome manager

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone Absolute wholesome lad

Absolute wholesome lad

Friday, Pizza, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE 9:54 AM 79% ?r/AskReddit u/dogredsox 1d What's the best job quitting story you can tell? Discussion 3.3k 1.4k T.Share BEST COMMENTS shortadam lewis ⑤ 3 2 . 20h I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8 hours notice I was the contract project manager on a government project (office type work). At our periodic review on a Thursday, the government announced they would not be renewing our contract and our last day was Friday (the next day) I brought everyone into the conference room first thing the next day, let everyone know that we were all out of a job and that today was everyone's last day. I had everyone email me their resumes, and we went over everyone's on the conference room projector and updated them over the course of the day. I then printed out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all spent the remainder of the day writing letters of recommendation for each other. I ordered everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs by the end of the next week Every job needs such a wholesome manager

Every job needs such a wholesome manager

Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit??? Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that. I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I h...

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: Ihis student emailed his lecturer when drunk ATAT 10:18 AM <Inbox (67) mr Martin 1025 AM Sent Patrick Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lo Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to岦ednesday at 11-59 PM. It must be submitted to If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin. my syllabus for informa Please refer to on how to submit your paper tionn Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wite likes it and I don't get paid Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin Sent from my iPhone Absolute wholesome lad

Absolute wholesome lad

Friday, Pizza, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile LTE 9:54 AM 79% r/AskReddit u/dogredsox 1d What's the best job quitting story you can tell? Discussion 3.3k 1.4k T.Share BEST COMMENTS shortadamlewis 32. 20h I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8 hours notice I was the contract project manager on a government project (office type work). At our periodic review on a Thursday, the government announced they would not be renewing our contract and our last day was Friday (the next day) I brought everyone into the conference room first thing the next day, let everyone know that we were all out of a job and that today was everyone's last day. I had everyone email me their resumes, and we went over everyone's on the conference room projector and updated them over the course of the day. I then printed out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all spent the remainder of the day writing letters of recommendation for each other. I ordered everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs by the end of the next week Bro

Bro

Click, Email, and Text: When you click forgot password and the website sends you an email with your password in plain text All right, then. Show your secrets password123

password123

Ali, Email, and Mean: KAhmed Ai can you please share me your resume once to my email ali@kollasoft.com lets try and submitted to the client State of MD i'm not interested in being a CMMI expert thanks though its fine charles they are looking in SME expert not in CMMI Expert a subject matter expert expert? yes SME Expert what does that mean? those words don't mean anything together what subjet matter? client is looking for SME consultant charles on what subject matter? i am not getting your point charles what experience do they want? atleast 2-3 yrs of exp doing what? 2 mins rite a message Anyone have 2-3 years experience as a SME expert?

Anyone have 2-3 years experience as a SME expert?

I Won, Chat, and Email: stefflon dont @OdionAkhes Chat: I can't Email: I cannot Essay of 3k words: I am unable to can I cant and I wont

I cant and I wont

Memes, Chat, and Email: @nsr 7 Chat: I can't. Email: I cannot. Term paper of 3000 words: I am unable to can.

Advice, College, and Pof: midnighttoons: Sent Tuesday, August 22, 2017 6:52 PM Subject Free pof of the textbook Attachment Rebecca L Stein, Philip Stein The Anthropology of Religion, Magic, and Witchcraft.pdf Yo whaddup classmates this is ya boi Gary Oak, here's the textbook for free, smell ya later so a mystery student just emailed my entire class a free pdf version of our textbook and left probably the best email ive ever seen advice-animal: i choose you, college!

advice-animal: i choose you, college!

College, Pof, and Smell: midnighttoons: Sent Tuesday, August 22, 2017 6:52 PM Subject Free pof of the textbook Attachment Rebecca L Stein, Philip Stein The Anthropology of Religion, Magic, and Witchcraft.pdf Yo whaddup classmates this is ya boi Gary Oak, here's the textbook for free, smell ya later so a mystery student just emailed my entire class a free pdf version of our textbook and left probably the best email ive ever seen i choose you, college!

i choose you, college!

Memes, Chat, and Email: @nsr_ 7 Chat: I can't. Email: I cannot. Term paper of 3000 words: I am unable to can. Any scientific paper*

Any scientific paper*

Chat, Email, and Can: stefflon dont @OdionAkhes Chat: I can't Email: I cannot Essay of 3k words: l am unable to can 😂

😂

Dank, Fbi, and Netflix: joe heenan @joeheenan Last year I had an idea for a TV show. I finished writing it a couple of weeks ago & I've just received this email from Netflix Never give up on your dreams Dear Joe, Thank you for the treatment you sent us regarding your idea for a new show. It was very detailed & the crayon drawings were a nice touch but an ex FBI agent who solves mysteries by using his magical penis is not something we would be interested in making. Never contact us again. PS I get that his name is Dick Powers & his dick has powers. There really was no need to explain this at the top of every page

Virgin, Best, and Brain: jazmin ' @fukeryyy MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND | PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!!II!! ..11 Virgin令 12:24 PM 76%. 1.1 MB All Inboxes 2 Messages Jazmin Rojas TNJC See More Hi Brain! Brian Fonken 8:57 AM Details BF I forgot to email you my study questions after class. My apologies. To: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez Thanks, Jazmin! Best, Jazmin Rojas Jazmin Roja..tions.pages 1.1 MB See More Brian Fonken TO: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez 8:57 AM Details BF Thanks, Jazmin! 尸 🧠😂

🧠😂

Hello, Sorry, and Tumblr: Sprint LTE 1:49 PM 150% 0, 2 Messages Paper All Inboxes Hello professor. I'm so sorry this is so last minute. I was planning on finishing my paper today, and spending most of the day on it. However I have an awful migraine and have been throwing up, and looking at a screen is making it much worse. Would it be possible for me to have an extension until tomorrow at midnight? It would be much appreciated. Thank you. --Erin Costello See More Nandita Ghosh To: Erin Costello 1:27 PM Details NG yes surprisebitch: pastelroyalty:This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor also most considerate

surprisebitch: pastelroyalty:This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor also most considerate

Virgin, Best, and Brain: jazmin | @fukeryyy MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!IIII! Virgin 12:24 PM 76%- 1.1 MB All Inboxes 2 Messages Jazmin Rojas TNJC See More Hi Brain! Brian Fonken To: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez 8:57 AM Details BF I forgot to email you my study questions after class. My apologies. Thanks, Jazmin! Jazmin Rojas Best ㄥ Jazmin Roja...tions.pages 1.1 MB See More Brian Fonken To: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez 8:57 AM Details BF Thanks, Jazmin! why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad? (via: @fukkery_)

why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad? (via: @fukkery_)

America, Anaconda, and Asian: WHITE WOMEN COULD NOT MOST AFRICAN AMERICANS COUL NOT VOTE UNTIL UNTI 1965 1920 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 2018 SPONSORED BY STUDENT SENATE STOP BY THE INFORMATION CENTER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT VOTING EMAIL communityworkostkateedu WITH OUESTİONS EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 20 SPONSORED 84 STUDENT SENATE STOP BY THE INFORMATION CENTER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT VOTIN EMAIL communityworkostkołe edu WITH QUESTIONS ASIAN AMERICANS THE NATIVE AMERICAN COULD NOT VOTE UNTIL VOTE WAS NOT GRANTED IN ALL STATES UNTIL 1957 1952 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 201 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6,2018 atopcat: starinyourhand: Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance. Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

atopcat: starinyourhand: Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance. Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suff...

Bitch, Fuck You, and Funny: "per my last email- "In case you suddenly can't read" "To reiterate"- "this is the last time I'm saying this" Aasarcasm, only moving forward" - "Don't try me again" "I've copied your way out of this bitch" "Kind Regards" - "Fuck you" "- "Let's see you lie (via twitter-theblackhermit)

(via twitter-theblackhermit)

America, Anaconda, and Asian: WHITE WOMEN COULD NOT MOST AFRICAN AMERICANS COUL NOT VOTE UNTIL UNTI 1965 1920 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 2018 SPONSORED BY STUDENT SENATE STOP BY THE INFORMATION CENTER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT VOTING EMAIL communityworkostkateedu WITH OUESTİONS EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 20 SPONSORED 84 STUDENT SENATE STOP BY THE INFORMATION CENTER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT VOTIN EMAIL communityworkostkołe edu WITH QUESTIONS ASIAN AMERICANS THE NATIVE AMERICAN COULD NOT VOTE UNTIL VOTE WAS NOT GRANTED IN ALL STATES UNTIL 1957 1952 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6, 201 EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT NOVEMBER 6,2018 atopcat: starinyourhand: Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance. Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

atopcat: starinyourhand: Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance. Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suff...

Memes, Virgin, and Best: jazmin | @fukeryyy MY PROFESSOR ONLY LIKES TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FIRST NAME AND PUT BRAIN INSTEAD OF BRIAN!III! .El Virgin 12:24 PM 1.1 MB All Inboxes 2 Messages Jazmin Rojas TNJC See More Hi Brain! Brian Fonken To: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez 8:57 AM Details BF I forgot to email you my study questions after class. My apologies. Thanks, Jazmin! Jazmin Rojas Best ㄥ Jazmin Roja...tions.pages 1.1 MB See More Brian Fonken To: Jazmin Rojas-Monarrez 8:57 AM Details BF Thanks, Jazmin! BRAINNNNNN (via @fukkery_)

BRAINNNNNN (via @fukkery_)

Crying, Shit, and Yeah: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker oknope imagine reading a book of all the lies you've told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. "Yes I sent that email. "Yeah, I like your outfit." "I was sick." "My mom said no" "No I wasn't crying." "Yes I read the Terms of Service" what about a book of all the lies people have told you Oh how the tables have tabled Tables have tabled White lies

White lies

Shut Up, Email, and Today: Hey you goin' to sleep? Yes, now shut up Did you remembe:r to put .toLowerCase() on the email field of that login you shipped today? Such a small thing to forget, I cant be the only one right?

Such a small thing to forget, I cant be the only one right?

Craigslist, Taken, and Tumblr: This couch was... Taken! Sprint 4:59 PM 67 % -> post.craigslist.org Free Couch! image 1 of 3 > condition: fair I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a nice couch I can tell you I don't have one, but what I do have is a very particular free couch. A free couch I acquired a long time ago. A free couch that makes me useful to people like you. If you don't email me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you do, I will get your address, I will drive there, and I will give you a free couch. srsfunny:I’ll Take It

srsfunny:I’ll Take It

Funny, Memes, and Chat: @nsr_7 Chat: I can't. Email: I cannot. Term paper of 3000 words: I am unable to can. 7:26 PM 17 May 18 This is why I always get a 1 on being concise and to the point (@funny)

This is why I always get a 1 on being concise and to the point (@funny)

Batman, Facebook, and Friends: kentuckymeatshower this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom tcfkag The best explanation of Tumblr's appeal that I've seen brunhiddensmusings everywhere else you speak TO people, specific people, one at a time or in small groups here you can scream into the void, and if a passing weirdo likes it they can give you a thumbs up or pass it along to their weirdo friends who might like it too Source: kentuckymeatshower 145,441 notes Tumblr in a nutshell

Tumblr in a nutshell

Best Friend, Books, and Girls: Cigdem K. @cigdemk14 8/22/16 This kid is 11 and in my organic chemistry class he said if we have questions to just email him Cigdem K. @cigdemk14 He's a researcher now utnews.utoledo.edu/index.php/05 3 Vodafone TR令 8:57 PM 63% utnews.utoledo.edu Like many 12-year-olds, Daniel Liu enjoys reading books and wears T-shirts covered in cartoon characters 1,041 137 265KT Cigdem K. @cigdemk14 Unlike most boys and girls his age, Liu has been honored at the White House for his science achievements and is now a published scientific researcher at The University of Toledo Update on Daniel: he's now in Achem Found your best friend Liu The Ottawa Hills High School student has been Yasna's Post Comment Share 5/31/18, 12:59 PM 9/14/17, 10:19 AM They grow up so fast 😭

They grow up so fast 😭

Logic, Weird, and Access: back rack backtrack 1 ...so if the current character is Comma, We set the back- tracking Plag [o-9] PARSE REMOTE CONFIG HTTPS commit #5765 to here | CLI ENTRY |K caused bug ...here - or did it just . expose it? wrote this maube ask about weird parse logic? POINT NEW CONFIGREMOTE CONFIG FORMAT PARSER LOADER no access to source are we just re- calculating its state later? CALLBACK FOR CONFIG STATE HEY, SO I JuST SENT YOU AN EMAIL ABOUT THAT THING 1 backtrack C Jason Heeris 2015 LICENSE: CC BY-NC-ND 2.5 AU heeris.id.au And people wonder why programmers seem annoyed at being disturbed?

And people wonder why programmers seem annoyed at being disturbed?

Af, Drinking, and Drunk: This student emailed his lecturer When drunk 000 AT&T 10:18 AM 10 25 AM Inbox (67) Sent Patrick, mr Martin Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11:59 PM. It must be submitted to tumitin.com Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I'm sorry that u r bald. Lol If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin Please refer to my sylabus for on how to submit your paper Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I'm really fucked n and will b sick af tomorrow I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don't get paid to do schoolenough to get hair implants Keep slayin boi and I forgot loop again Love u and c u Monday Good fuckn yard Patrick Davidson On a side note... What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me id like a bottle of whatever you had so I don't have to remember what you said. Good yard Mr. Martin SP Sent from my iPhone

Email, Irl, and Me IRL: GIVE THEM A CALL VE EMAILED OE QUICK TO CAL TEXTED THEM AS WELL I'LL SEND ANOTHER EMAIL "THE rM OUST CALL THEM Me Irl

Me Irl

Be Like, Facetime, and Funny: *me on facetime w someone i like & their phone keeps vibrating* me: haha, you got all the hoes Then bitches be like it’s just an email

Then bitches be like it’s just an email

Kanye, Memes, and Yeezy: KANYE WEST'S YEEZY SUED FOR $600,000 BY JAPANESE FABRIC COMPANY: REPORT Kanye West is being sued by a company called Toki Sen-I Co. for ordering over $600,000 worth of fleece fabrics and then cancelling the order at the last minute. ⁣ -⁣ Toki made a deal with Yeezy Apparel to manufacture fleece fabric for Yeezy last June. The two has had business dealings in the past with no problems until now.⁣ -⁣ According to Toki, Yeezy Apparal ordered 53,000 yards of fabric for $10.81 a piece, equaling up to around $624,000. Toki manufactured the fleece but did not receive anything but an email from Yeezy Apparal stating that they wanted to cancel the deal-order.⁣ -⁣ The company claims that they tried to work thinks out with Yeezy Apparel but it didn’t work out. Toki even tried to sell it to other parties but the fabrics were specifically made for Yeezy so no one wanted it.⁣ -⁣ Toki is suing for $624K and storage fees.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ @eyekon_photography

Kanye West is being sued by a company called Toki Sen-I Co. for ordering over $600,000 worth of fleece fabrics and then cancelling the order...

Email, Irl, and Me IRL: GIVE THEM A CALL VE EMAILED OE QUICK TO CAL TEXTED THEM AS WELL I'LL SEND ANOTHER EMAIL "THE rM OUST CALL THEM Me Irl

Me Irl

Work, Email, and December: When someone sends me a work related email between December 23rd and January 2nd

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Pornhub.

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humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix ...

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