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Animals, Bad, and Smell: How the hell are sloths not extinct yet? Discussion 250 Share 148 BEST COMMENTS righthandoftyr. 15d They aren't attractive as prey. They smell bad, and are mostly skin and bone with little in the way of nutritional value. So they're largely ignored by predators. They don't eat much or bother other animals, so they aren't usually seen as a threat or competition by the other herbivores either. Their whole survival strategy is to just be so pathetic that the other animals forget they exist most of the time. Reply 615 BranFlakes-n-Raisins 15d Ok, enough about me. Tell me about the sloths, now. meirl

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Bad, Bad Day, and Irl: IALWAYS EAT PANCAKES WHEN IM HAVING A BAD DAY 9ouRE EATING PANCAES AGAIN? CHNNEISSUEEPY ВІГ У00 EAT PANCAVES EVERYDAY me_irl

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For, Fed, and Eat: me spending $20 to send my bf something to eat me spending $20 on groceries for myself Keep your loved ones fed!

Keep your loved ones fed!

Booty, Iphone, and Twitter: t You Retweeted Booty Warrior @TheKingofReads Christians being afraid of "voodoo" is hilarious considering they eat a dead man's body and drink his blood because it's "First Sunday" 8:07 05 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone Christianity teaches cannibalism! Return to your roots people!

Christianity teaches cannibalism! Return to your roots people!

Dinosaur, God, and Memes: when you're an adult but your mum finds that dinosaur plate you've used to eat from when you were a 5 yo oh my god this is what the fuck I've been trying to find More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

All Star, Back to Back, and Birthday: MI EAT 3 Happy Birthday Erik Spoelstra! 1995: Miami Heat Video Coordinator 1997: Assistant Coach 1999: Advance Scout 2001: Director of Scouting 2008: Head Coach 2012: NBA Champion Coach 2013: All-Star Head Coach 2013: Back-to-Back NBA Champion Coach https://t.co/eqzsgTlaep

Happy Birthday Erik Spoelstra! 1995: Miami Heat Video Coordinator 1997: Assistant Coach 1999: Advance Scout 2001: Director of Scouting 200...

Bad, Children, and Christmas: breelandwalker: aseriouscomedian: nordy-draws-stuff: craptaztic: riverdancekat: iguanamouth: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tolkientrash: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: werewolfjokewar: Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient. “MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN” “Yes good” “AND EAT THE BAD ONES” “Wait no” “EAT THEM” “sasha no” @burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching She is making a list It is not easy with her paws but she is making it shes almost here Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH! Y’all better behave, you have two months You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

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Being Alone, Break, and Restaurant: An older gentleman came alone to eat in a restaurant. He was telling some stories to his waiter, who went on break and joined him during his meal. Ma Someone give that man a raise! (Last post was removed for rule 7)

Someone give that man a raise! (Last post was removed for rule 7)

Lol, Tumblr, and Blog: . I welcomed th hedaehoa to her nevw home by tying to eat her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills oud Of me I cho se the dog around the house because he s scored of me now. LOL epicjohndoe: That Was A Painful Lesson

epicjohndoe: That Was A Painful Lesson

College, Hello, and Love: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 12:06 AM a 6% Absinthe 20 Tyler Junior College 4 miles away Hello, My name is Absinthe I am 20 years of age. I love to do people things. I like to drink water, eat warm meats, and many more. I enjoy the presence of humans, and the noises they emit from their mouths. If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

Being Alone, Break, and Restaurant: An older gentleman came alone to eat in a restaurant. He was telling some stories to his waiter, who went on break and joined him during his meal. Ma Everyone liked that Somebody give that man a raise

Somebody give that man a raise

Iphone, Twitter, and Guess: Nina @CentricGypsy My coworker said he doesn't ask his girlfriend where she wants to eat. He just says "guess where we're going to eat!" And the first thing she guesses is where they go. Smart. Man Take. Notes. 4:48 AM 19 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone Sounds like they’ll make a great couple

Sounds like they’ll make a great couple

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: The Straits Times Follow @STcom Your bowl of rice is hurting the climate too str.sg/094K 10:35 PM - 2 Jun 2019 298 Retweets 907 Likes deathcab4baby_666 Follow @cherryxtree Man if you think you eating rice and using straws is killing the environment and not major corporations dumping metric tons of pollution into the air and ocean idk what to tell you The Straits Times @STcom Your bowl of rice is hurting the climate too str.sg/094K 1:56 PM 7 Jun 2019 14,732 Retweets 40,424 Likes professorsparklepants: gahdamnpunk: When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem 😒 Better tell over 50% of the human race they can’t eat their main staple crop anymore because a bunch of bigwigs love oil more than reason

professorsparklepants: gahdamnpunk: When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem ...

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Love, Mama, and Safe: Mama, is this safe to eat? No, it's for storing valuable objects Idk why I love antimemes so much

Idk why I love antimemes so much

Clock, God, and School: Liz! 21 Can 1get amethin' to eat tefore Igo home? Yek! ovre overed in motor oil Are you going te Astiha next week ? What do you wanna eat? Yeah nake it qvick MKnake. z strus When you get bauk, we shuld go to prom Hame SUre. \an clock out Alright! Roddy took me out for dumer today! We Nad like.. Faruyfuit sht God your bayfiend Sound's lke a pis AW.GIl Mmgh Don't le Ne that mIS YOu tho. know. T know dont have nyne to perstatiy anoy Glad youre back. Howis Rod? Really he's not my type.ahuhu Man, whover lans him s in REALTRONBE Yeuh ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom night part1 and part2. read under the cut btw. Keep reading

$Clock, God, and School: Liz! 21 Can 1get amethin' to eat tefore Igo home? Yek! ovre overed in motor oil Are you going te Astiha next week ? What do you wanna eat? Yeah nake it qvick MKnake. z strus When you get bauk, we shuld go to prom Hame SUre. \an clock out Alright! Roddy took me out for dumer today! We Nad like.. Faruyfuit sht God your bayfiend Sound's lke a pis AW.GIl Mmgh Don't le Ne that mIS YOu tho. know. T know dont have nyne to perstatiy anoy Glad youre back. Howis Rod? Really he's not my type.ahuhu Man, whover lans him s in REALTRONBE Yeuh ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom night part1 and part2. read under the cut btw. Keep reading$