🐣 25+ Best Memes About Eat

Game of Thrones, Tumblr, and Blog: When someone asks what my plans for the weekend are Drink and I en I'm going to eat, drink, and whore my way to an early grave game-of-thrones-fans: When someone asks…

game-of-thrones-fans: When someone asks…

Shit, Donuts, and Fuck: @beckstirfry My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit Imao might as well just eat all the doughnuts to hide the evidence

might as well just eat all the doughnuts to hide the evidence

Sex, Home, and Movie: LETS MAKEOUT, HAVE SEX, CUDDLE AND HAVE A DEEP TALK. THEN LETS HAVE SEX AGAIN, GO OUT TO EAT, THEN GO BACK HOME, WATCH A MOVIE AND HAVE SEX AGAIN.

Food, You, and What: aleen @aleenkup The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right Doesn’t count 😂💯 https://t.co/PyGg8saQdX

Doesn’t count 😂💯 https://t.co/PyGg8saQdX

Ass, Bitch, and Brains: How to swear in Latin "faex shit "deodamnatus" dammit cunne- cunt filius canis" son of a bitch (literally son of a dog') fututus et mori in igni fuck off and die in a fire futuere" get fucked "futue te ipsi" fück you "ede faecam eat shit "morde meum globes bite my balls Te futueo et caballum tuum Screw you and the horse you rode in on "Irrumator Bastard Leno" Pimp Flocci non faccio" I don't give a damn "Mentula Penis "Meretrix Prostitute Bovis stercus" Bull shit Es stultior asino - You are dumber than an ass Es scortum obscenus vilis You are a vile, perverted whore "Es mundus excrementi" You are a pile of shit Globos meos lambe!" Lick my balls "Es stercus! You shit! Moecha Putida Dirty slut "Podex perfectus es" You're a complete asshole Futue te ipsum! Go fuck yourself! Stercorem pro cerebro habes" You have shit for brains "Caput tuum in ano est" You have your head up your ass "Perite" Fuck off! "Impudens es leno You shameless pimp "Vacca stulta" You stupid cow "Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts "Tu scronium es" You are a whore "Caput stercoris" shithead Obesus porcus" Fat pig Matris futuor" Mother fucker Rome memes mini-dump

Rome memes mini-dump

Clock, Friends, and Money: me: im done eating out i need to save money my friends: lets eat out me: if i forget to post i want all of you to curb stomp me, all 2 million of you seriously CLOCK ME

if i forget to post i want all of you to curb stomp me, all 2 million of you seriously CLOCK ME

Deer, Hungry, and Tumblr: I HAVE TINY CRUSTACEANS STUCK IN MY GILLS! 'M HUNGRY FOR SEA BUGS! WHITETIP SHARK CLEANER WRASSE i NEED NECTAR TO EAT I NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY MY POLLEN TO OTHER FLOWERS BUCKEYE BUTTERFLY // TICKSEED FLOWERS レ I WANT TO EAT VENISON, BUT 'M TOO SMALL TO HUNT DEER! 'M LOOKING FOR A BIG MEAL, BUT I NEED HELP FINDING A DEER ノノ))) uy COMMON RAVEN ) COYOTE I WANT A HOME WITH A BODYGUARD AND FREE ANT DELIVERY INCLUDED! I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP ANTS FROM EATING MY EGGS! DOTTED HUMMING FROG COLOMBIAN LESSERBLACK TARANTULA M. TILLERYT CYANEUS.COM draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?) Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.” Nature’s capitalism

draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Vale...

Friends, Memes, and News: Minna@minnascule my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner This makes sense to me.

This makes sense to me.

Ass, Memes, and Flowers: Abby @ayee_abby So coworker received some flowers this morning from a random person, She told her man about it and her man acted quick Toss them weak ass flowers Toss them weak ass flowers If you have to choose between getting someone something they can eat vs something they can’t eat, always choose the thing they can eat.

If you have to choose between getting someone something they can eat vs something they can’t eat, always choose the thing they can eat.

Dank, Disappointed, and The Worst: not the WORST mom @nottheworstmom I never buy chips because then l'll eat them, so instead I look in my pantry everyday and am disappointed that I don't have any chips.

Disney, Valentine's Day, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Here Are 22 Disney Valentine's Cards That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud i don't need to eat 5 dozen egg get large around you s to to: from: Happy Valentine's Day: Here Are 22 Disney Valentine's Cards That Will Ruin Your Childhood buzzfeed.com You know who to send these to 😉 Link in bio 😘

You know who to send these to 😉 Link in bio 😘

Life, Love, and Relationships: relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies. remanence-of-love: Not missing out on much then… Follow for more relatable love and life quotes!

remanence-of-love: Not missing out on much then… Follow for more relatable love and life quotes!

Eat, Marge, and Sort: Marge Sort Eat my sorts!

Eat my sorts!

Links, Creator, and Jack Links: adam.the.creator LUPMCN JACK LINKS M EAT SNA CKS MOISTURE PACKETS Oops!

Oops!

Food, Target, and Tumblr: Anonymous said to ask-art-student-prussia: One second does that mean Roderich doesn't eat seafood or even river fish but isn't it a custom to eat carp in Austria.....oooo imagine if he were served a plate of paella hehehe (btw fish is lifeeeee tasty+ healthy) well prepaced eatood a rea delicauy! S live ones. snif eek ask-art-student-prussia: Roderich: Live seafood makes my skin crawl. Fish should be served as food only!

ask-art-student-prussia: Roderich: Live seafood makes my skin crawl. Fish should be served as food only!

Bitch, Clock, and Crazy: l AT&T 3:32 PM Edit Alarm 5:00AM 8:00AM 9:00AM 10:00AM 12:00PM 2:00pM 6:00PM 10:00PM wake up dumb cunt, every weekday dare you to snooze bitch, every weeke.. eat those crazy pills ya fucking psych... hey trashbag drink more water, every... don't forget to eat today ya twat, eve... hey trashbag drink more water, every... eat something asshole, every day take ya pill ya damn slut, every day World Clock Alarm Bedtime Stopwatch itch It! Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.

Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.

Ass, Future, and Gif: o Vodacom 9:58 PM O 22961 Dean YOU MATCHED WITH DEAN ON 2016/07/18 In the future when you are my wife, and I die, I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chilli curry and eat it, just so I can tear that ass up one last time GIF Type a Message... Send He let his imagination run wild

He let his imagination run wild

Club, Crying, and Dad: HER @GabrielaGuwop My dad went on a date today for the first time in hella long l T-Mobile LTE 4:33 PM ④ 75%■ IT-Mobile LTE 4:33 PM @ 75%- Dad > Dad Dad> Today 12:31 PM And it matches my baby cuffs Chck me out love! Where are you guys going to Lookin good dad I think I'm just going to go with the grey sweatshirt it's more casual I don't know what do you think Dinner in a movie but up there and Lodi we haven't really decided on what we're going to eat yet Have fun but not too much fun Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Haha I think the button up is better for a date but if it's casual then go with the sweatshirt Christina said she's looking forward to meeting you and you no lI'm not going to have fun I'm going to have a blast Text Message 1 Text Message Y am I crying in the club rn

Y am I crying in the club rn

Bodies , Church, and Target: The Economist Yesterday at 20:16 . The Catholic and Orthodox churches can look pretty similar. Why, then, do the two religious bodies not simply unite? The differences between the Catholic and Orthodox churches econ.st 153 Shares cinquespotted: megapope: Why does Catholic, the largest church, not simply eat the other churches? the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054

cinquespotted: megapope: Why does Catholic, the largest church, not simply eat the other churches? the Economist out here trying to fix the...

Cheating, Funny, and Memes: Date a sleepy girl. You don't have to worry about them cheating cause all they do is work, eat, and pass out early at@sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Shit, Turn Up, and Yo: SHIT THE MOON SAYS OISSA CONSIDER YOUR ETISTENCE AS A FORGIVE NANCY *SEE SOCK DRAWER *EAT CHIA SEED2 İSONER IN YOUR KIN SUIT FEeD SKIN SurT CROISSANTS aCROIS T QU * ARE YO) READY TO TURN UP GOOD TIME FOR COCAINE CROISSANTS CAROL AHHH MY HEART CUAKRA IDGAF ANYMORE UCL EHHHHT QUARTe NGGIB RCLES WITH ITTEH PAWS XLET Go OF THE CROIGSANTS SIHT OUT CROISSANTS SRY. ¥ RUB YOUR RAS TOGETHER兵LOr LLULINATED MOON HUMP LISTEN TO YOOR TURN INTO A WDLF AIND COuECT DEBIS GETNAKEE FIRST RAGE IS OK TODAY OPLARIS TAROT

Chuck E Cheese, Memes, and Pizza: MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

Crying, Cute, and Future: te-amo-corazon: isaia: thebunnyofevil: aresmarked: thelouringlady: When your spouse is a voice actor…. Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about to cook some dinner right no-Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod. My future husband will have to deal with the same thing… =w=b Im crying they’re so cute they are!!!!! CLOD

te-amo-corazon: isaia: thebunnyofevil: aresmarked: thelouringlady: When your spouse is a voice actor…. Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about...

Dank, Hungry, and 🤖: epperoni I IG Have you ever felt so hungry you wanna eat your mate? By goodboybooomer & itmepepperoni | IG

Have you ever felt so hungry you wanna eat your mate? By goodboybooomer & itmepepperoni | IG

Af, Cheating, and Funny: Date a sleepy girl. You don't have to worry about them cheating cause all they do is work, eat, and pass out early af Yup lol

Yup lol

Cute, Food, and Her: When you've done nothing but eat junk food all day but your mum says you're still her cute little munchkin

Cheating, Never, and You: You never gotta worry about me cheating on you... I might eat something that was yours but that's about it.

Anal Sex, Funny, and Life: The Bottom Diet: How to Eat for Anal Sex festyle Health & Fitness Tips Diet Tips » Here's how to eat according to your blood type Here's how to eat according to your blood type 000 ВУ Updated Nov 2 2015, 00 By - Updated: Nov 2, 2015, 00:00 IST Adve FEATURED IN LIFE Pin it Next Story: How to detox during the festive season O The Bottom Diet. Judith Haeusler So this is what my stock photo is used for...

So this is what my stock photo is used for...

Ups, Happy, and Kids: dean @economicsmusic My 5 year-old son said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.

Bubba, Food, and Funny: 0 Photo BUBBA GUMP SHRIPC Liked by jordan_brianne92 and 1,022,544 others prattprattpratt Twenty years ago I was a waiter at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Every time I go back I'm reminded of the thousands of shrimp I ate off of people's plates on the way back to the kitchen. Please tip your server. Leave at least 20%. Also leave some shrimp. justinemarie256 I worked at this bay Γ restaurant. This nice old man use to come in every single week and order oysters but would NEVER eat them. So of course when he left we all would destroy them. One day we asked him, "Joe why do you always order oysters but never eat them? Don't you like them?" He said, "Oh I LOVE them, but I have issues with my dentures so can't chew food very well. I like the flavor so I just suck on them and then put them back." And I haven't eaten oysters since 2h 757 likes Reply I didn't see that coming!

I didn't see that coming!

Homeless, Memes, and Smh: When you give a homeless person something to eat. I can't buy crack with this Ungrateful people smh via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DyOu8r

Ungrateful people smh via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DyOu8r

Funny, Roast, and True: Link! Youue oot to try these power up mushrooms. Seriously eat one! Realize your true potential TS Become...)_ erlink2 liakt roast comics Not sure if this has been posted before, but i found it pretty funny 😂

Not sure if this has been posted before, but i found it pretty funny 😂

Memes, 🤖, and Aruba: From this Moment On Timmy Knew What he Wants to Eat! # ARUBA ano plas @IGTVCheaters Timmy 😂 @thehoodtube

Timmy 😂 @thehoodtube

Fucking, Hungry, and Shit: BRAND COFFEF creamer lethal-cuddles: meatfighter: dipsetanthem: pleasure-demon: thotzekage: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: dipsetanthem: About to eat my first weed brownie It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming. why did u eat 4????? i was hungry Yeah

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Chuck E Cheese, Dank, and Pizza: MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Youre, Eat, and Pancakes: yoURE EATING PANCAKS AGAN? TAWWAYS EAT PANCAKES WHEN IM HAVING A BADDAY 年1 EAT PANCAKES EVERYDAY :)

:)

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: 12:531 4 Search YOU MATCHED WIT ON 10/20/18 If I were to ask you on a date would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? Sat, Oct 20, 10:34 PM hmmmm you're a sneaky little fella Thanks, but I'm not that little ;) Sat, Oct 20, 10:51 PM oh really? Yeah I'm a fucking fatass, I eat way too much Taco Bell Sat, Oct 20, 11:48 PM taco bell is ass Well good thing I like eating ass Thursday 8:28 PM Fuckin nailed this convo GIF Type a message Send Take lessons

Take lessons

Memes, Pizza, and Truth: People who don't eat pizza crusts are CoWards. The truth.

The truth.

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: 12:53 Search LTE YOU MATCHED WIT ON 10/20/18 If I were to ask you on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? Sat, Oct 20, 10:34 PM hmmmm you're a sneaky little fella Thanks, but I'm not that little;) Sat, Oct 20, 10:51 PM oh really? Yeah I'm a fucking fatass, I eat way too much Taco Bell Sat, Oct 20, 11:48 PM taco bell is ass Well good thing I like eating ass Thursday 8:28 PM Fuckin nailed this convo GIF Type a message Send Nailed it

Nailed it

Chuck E Cheese, Pizza, and Dirty: MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. enjoy, kids!

enjoy, kids!

Birthday, Tumblr, and Ancestry: EAT RIGHT EXERCISE DIE ANYWAY i met my wife on anceštry.com IHAD A BALL AT DIANE'S 35th BIRTHDAY AND UNDERLINE BALL 1 DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS SO HARD inks below teesfan: Eat right, die anyway || Je ne sais pas i met my wife || Bojack Horseman

teesfan: Eat right, die anyway || Je ne sais pas i met my wife || Bojack Horseman

Cute, Fucking, and Funny: *watching a film with your girl* Her: oh he's got a nice body" "Look at that smile" "l'd eat himmm "Omg that laughh" "Be more like himm Me: "that's a cute flower" Her "go fucking marry it then" 😒

😒

Pussy, Relationships, and Texting: wanna fuck i wanna eat your pussy all night so? want a bloweee Please stop. I thought you were better than this im good i just gave up jerking off Cool. Bye Maybe get back to jerking off?

Maybe get back to jerking off?

Girl Memes, Diet, and Sleep: Diet tip: Sleep til noon so you only eat two meals a day usbostur @fuckboysfailures

Yeah, Depression, and MeIRL: 'M TOO DEPRESSED TO EAT YEAH. I WISH DEPRESSION HAD THAT EFFECT ON ME, meirl

meirl

Food, Sorry, and Cake: French people: "too poor to afford food* Marie Antoinette: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand? just eat cake!

just eat cake!

Water, Mind, and Speak: luigiappreciation Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!! kilejigeebub l eat cereal with water luigiappreciation Maybe keep some things to yourself

Maybe keep some things to yourself

Food, Memes, and Mood: MUNCHIES @munchies Two kids get locked in supermarket overnight, eat ungodly amount of food Flavor Me 59 PARENTS Ron Gray @rons_post It hurts to see other people living out your dream Mood

Mood

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins @nataliecolliins 1d girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have dick and what 6,260 t 33.9K 210K EIMeeech @EIMeeech MAR VISTA Replying to@nataliecolliins Ability to pick where we wanna eat 8:41 PM 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 322 Retweets 5,351 Likes Preach 👏👏👏

Preach 👏👏👏

Fucking, Pizza, and Girl: heathbar @HeatherLMaree some of u still don't eat the crust on ur pizza like absolute fucking cowards. it's just bread. are u a toddler? does ur mommy tuck u in? eat the crust stupid baby Idk girl, the crust is just the handle. (credit & consent: IG @heathermaree_)

Idk girl, the crust is just the handle. (credit & consent: IG @heathermaree_)

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