🐣 25+ Best Memes About Eat

Bad, Logic, and Love: Plants produce useful oxygen THEN WHY E EAT THEM? WE SHOULD EAT THEM! Chickens produce bad carbon dioxide glonkworld: sappyassmemes:i love logic I mean…Humans produce carbon dioxide too…So… What you’re saying isThat we should eat humans. i mean it would solve both world hunger and overpopulation

glonkworld: sappyassmemes:i love logic I mean…Humans produce carbon dioxide too…So… What you’re saying isThat we should eat humans. i mea...

America, Ass, and Bitch: oyal HighnesS Follow @FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 2:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017 from Dunkin' Donuts 543 Retweets 2,626 Likes Raphael Follow @iam_raph Do you think this woman would prefer to carry around her child at work if she had another choice? You have no clue what the back story is behind this pic but here you are, snitching on what could probably be a single mother dedicated to making sure her son can eat. Wild Royal Highness@FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 11:25 AM 20 Nov 2017 149,586 Retweets 366,288 Likes captain-snark: lonely-vault-boy: lord-kitschener: leggo-my-steggo: agirlwithachakram: labellabrianna: gahdamnpunk: women just can’t win.. I’ve had to bring my daughter into work with me a couple times. 🤷🏽‍♀️ How about: Really, Dunkin’ Donuts? You don’t pay enough for this woman to get childcare or paid maternity leave? How about: Really, America? You don’t have childcare and maternity leave covered as a standard right? but also fuck Dunkin’ Donuts too I hope that bitch-ass snitch never has another good day again for a long time Okay, yeah, sure, maternity leave and shit is understandable, but what I believe what the picture (correct me if I’m wrong) is implying is that it’s unsanitary as fuck to have a child behind the counter where the food is. (At least, at all the Dunkin’ Donuts I’ve been to, they openly display the donuts.) Listen, I’ve gone to dunkin donuts where the men’s bathroom looked like the toilet threw up and watched several employees and a manager USE the bathroom and just leave without giving a fuck.Been to a dunkin donuts where a friend asked an employee to make sure her drink was half ice and the woman put something in her drink.Is it sanitary? No, obviously not. Do you think employees at Dunkin Donuts and other places get paid enough to give a shit about health and safety when they don’t make enough to take care about their own health and safety?No, probably not.I’d rather get this kid’s cold on my donut than go to fucking Chipotle and get e coli because i ate some lettuce.I’d also rather the kid give people his sickness than him getting accidentally scalded by hot water. Lets also talk about the times where people of color have had to leave their kids in mall food courts and the like in order to either go to work/job interview whatever and have been arrested for child abandonment.Capitalism is a fucking joke.

captain-snark: lonely-vault-boy: lord-kitschener: leggo-my-steggo: agirlwithachakram: labellabrianna: gahdamnpunk: women just can’t wi...

Dank, Love, and Navy: Roxi Horror @roxiqt Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.

Love, Navy, and Ocean: Roxi Horror @roxiqt Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage.I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords. Modern problems require modern solutions Why did I never think of that?

Why did I never think of that?

Books, Love, and Chinese: THINGS HOPE WE Do: MAKE BREAKAST HOLUDMS O SLECP a DRINK TEAICoFFEE D EAT CHINESE FDOD D READ BOOKS CUDDLE LOVE EACH OTHER https://iglovequotes.net/

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Singing, Happy, and Jokes: I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HEAR YOUR TIRED VOICE IN THE MORNING, AND WATCH YOU EAT YOUR DAILY TOAST AND BUTTER. TO SEE HOW DELICATELY YOUR MOUTH MOVES AS YOU CHEW.I WANT TO HEAR YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING WHEN YOU'RE FEELING HAPPY AND YOU'RE LAME JOKES.I WANT TO BE THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD BUTI KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE YOURS. AND IT HURTS BECAUSE YOU ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Cats, Dank, and Memes: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. They h If, not gonna lie ad usi Vegan-only diet by QuirkyPheasant MORE MEMES

Vegan-only diet by QuirkyPheasant MORE MEMES

Cats, Vegan, and Animal: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. They h If, not gonna lie ad usi Vegan-only diet

Vegan-only diet

Love, Parents, and Tumblr: When kids under 5yrs old Eat for free and your kid is Like "No I'm 6" Parents srsfunny:Kids man, they love to ruin everything

srsfunny:Kids man, they love to ruin everything

Love, Navy, and Ocean: Roxi Horror @roxiqt Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords. What could go wrong

What could go wrong

Ass, Food, and Google: No English word has double "oo" except Good prove me wrong? dhruviswanathan You're a FOOL to think this is COOL. Grab a STOOL and get your ass to SCHOOL. Don't forget to tell your mom to COOK some FOOD, but don't eat too much or you might have to POOP If you still have doubts, go to GOOGLE and learn your grammar you uneducated RACCOON 45,463 likes srsfunny:Damn…nailed it

srsfunny:Damn…nailed it

Food, Regret, and Best: do u ever look at ur body and regret all the junk food you've ever eaten but then proceed to eat more junk food to comfort urself Junk food is the best for junk people like me

Junk food is the best for junk people like me

Love, Movies, and Home: I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I'm sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We'll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love. https://iglovequotes.net/

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God, Head, and Oh My God: Instructions: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 11/05/2019 ose any topic and I'll give you a pick up line related to it 1) You add potatoes to medium pot & fill with water until all potatoes are covered and static Yesterday 15:11 2) Only season with salt as extra nando's creamy mash x 3) Use the hob to bring to the boil & reduce to a simmer until potatoes are tender. After roughly 15 minutes remove heat from pan Yesterday 18:17 Ingredients: 500g Gold Potatoes (peeled and chopped into large chunks) 1/2 stick unsalted butter,+2 tablespoons, divided 1/2 head of garlic (cloves smashed) 1/3 cup warm heavy cream 14 cup sour cream 14 tsp. salt 4) After, melt butter on a low heat or semi 5) Remove as milk solids rise to the top. Be careful as these may 6) Easily add garlic & cook on low for 15 minutes then remove the garlic area Instructions: 7) Visibly check potatoes and drain thoroughly so they are not too thiclk 1) You add potatoes to medium pot & fill with water until all potatoes are covered and static 8) Essentially, while potatoes are hot, pass through a potato ricer and add back to pot above 2) Only season with salt as extra for you 8) Essentially, while potatoes are hot, pass through a potato ricer and add back to pot above 12) Upon transferring to a serving dish, melt remaining butter too 9) Rinse in melted butter, salt, heavy cream & sour cream carefully 13) Time to pour over potatoes then garnish with paprika, just like on the menu 10) Yielding a hand held mixer beat the potatoes on high until potatoes are smooth and fluffy also 14) Eat and enjoy, makes a great treat Read the first letter of each of the 14 instructions from the Nando's creamy mash recipe 11) Carefully season with salt and pepper, with the perfect amount Yesterday 23:45 12) Upon transferring to a serving dish, melt remaining butter too oh my god that's amazing 13) Time to pour over potatoes then garnish with paprika, just like on the menu Today 05:49 Now read the last letter of each of the 14 instructions 14) Eat and enjoy, makes a great treat Read the first letter of each of the 14 instructions from the Nando's creamy mash recipe Today 08:59 after that, yeah you can The effort I put into this seemed to pay off

The effort I put into this seemed to pay off

Dank, Parents, and Regret: When kids under 5yrs old Eat for free and your kid is Like "No I'm 6" Parents Gonna regret those words.

Gonna regret those words.

Beautiful, Candy, and Dancing: I think a lot of people don't understand what real romance is. Anyone can buy flowers, candy and jewelry, there's no love in that. The truly romantic things in life are those little things you do every day to show you care, and that you're thinking of them It's going out of your way to make them happy. The way you hold her hand when you know she's scared, or you save the last piece of cake for him. The random text in the middle of the day, just to say "I love you" or "I miss you. The way he stops to kiss you when he passes by. It's dedicating her favorite song to her, and letting her eat your fries; telling her she's beautiful, even when she's in her sweats; with her hair in a ponytail and no makeup. It's putting your favorite show on pause so she can tell you about her day, and laughing at his jokes, even the really lame ones. It's slow dancing in the kitchen and kissing in the rain. Romance isn't about buying, it's about giving. True romance is in the gestures...

Cats, Crying, and Food: catpda how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could. now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy i love cats!!! Credit unknown O

Advice, Dinosaur, and Food: Advice Dinosaur tells us about "it really are just as importint as they say. you shuld eat an breakfast always, ok? During whole time of sleeps you get no food, yes? so you ought not to be waked up and do a day without foods, ok? a brekfust must be foodful Foodful good so it will stay till lunch. Eggs, samwidge these is good oatmeal, i find, is lousy and does not stay." shittydinosaurdrawings: magiclamd: shittydinosaurdrawings: goood afternoon folks did you put sufficient nutrients in your face hole this morning? if not you’d better start doing that, ok? Unless it’s a bowl as big as my head, porridge doesn’t keep me full either. I thought there was something weird about me. Thank you dinosaur! I have heard the same thing from other people also! Oats is just not foodful enough! nuta-zielona replied: i’m gonna make a cross stitch or something with an “a brekfust must be foodful.” quote oh my! Hooray! (i feel i ought to tag @shitpostsampler just in case they want to make a pattern of it. no obligation to though.)

shittydinosaurdrawings: magiclamd: shittydinosaurdrawings: goood afternoon folks did you put sufficient nutrients in your face hole this...

Food, Saw, and Superb: silverhawk i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now silverhawk mafia-prinxe it's funnier when you realize, axolotis suck in to eat food, he wants to eat the rocks dantes-infernal-chili Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby dragonsareradguys

Bored, Dank, and Memes: eat Being so bored you make ur own friendsAw man, they left meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

Bored, MeIRL, and Man: eat Being so bored you make ur own friendsAw man, they left meirl

meirl

Food, Regret, and All The: do u ever look at ur body and regret all the junk food you've ever eaten but then proceed to eat more junk food to comfort urself This hit a nerve. 😂

This hit a nerve. 😂

Smooth, Divorce, and Wife: when vour wife wants a divorce but you eat the divorce papers Cha cha real smooth

Food, Memes, and Mother's Day: *Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house There are some gourmet condiments in the fridge. Knock yourself out. You need your daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

There are some gourmet condiments in the fridge. Knock yourself out. You need your daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

Enes Kanter, Ramadan, and Water: Enes Kanter woke up at 3:25 a.m. to eat because he’s fasting for Ramadan, per Doris Burke. Fasting extends to water during timeouts, but he says he feels like his mind is sharper.

Enes Kanter woke up at 3:25 a.m. to eat because he’s fasting for Ramadan, per Doris Burke. Fasting extends to water during timeouts, but he...

Food, Mother's Day, and House: *Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house Hap mothers

Hap mothers

Dank, Food, and Memes: *Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house Hap mothers by _khanrad MORE MEMES

Hap mothers by _khanrad MORE MEMES

MeIRL, Make, and Eat: Dinner I'm willing to eat Dinner i'm willing to make MY Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: Dinner I'm willing to eat Dinner i'm willing to make MY Meirl by w2amit MORE MEMES

Meirl by w2amit MORE MEMES

Food, Mother's Day, and House: Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house

Dank, Memes, and Target: @ab6oul why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? all i'm hearing are two negatives. meirl by Jankenko MORE MEMES

meirl by Jankenko MORE MEMES

Live, MeIRL, and Why: @ab6oul why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? all i'm hearing are two negatives. meirl

meirl

Food, Memes, and Mother's Day: My mom asked me where I'm taking her out to eat for Mother's Day so l told her, "We got food in the house." Happy Mother’s Day from NFL Memes!

Happy Mother’s Day from NFL Memes!

Apparently, Beer, and Wine: Alcohol & Fats It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical On Drug A studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacksthan of a the British or Americans. Lifest The French eat a lot of fat and Longe uhi than the British or Americans. rWil SCO ached red wine and suffer fewer heart also suffer fewer heart attacks labeli conta The Japanese drink very little amou attacks than the British or eid evider seleni High Americans. ORAC The Italians drink excessive forms amounts of red wine and also suffer deter evr fewer heart attacks than the British and n and eat lots of sausages and fats and Some Conclusion: Eat and drink evide Bee or Americans. (2 antic The Germans drink a lot of beer suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. consu antic Howe what you like. Speaking English is T apparently what kills you. consi filed I need to stop speaking English.

I need to stop speaking English.

Bad, Weird, and Date: Jon @ArfMeasures Date: You shouldn't be using a straw Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti Me🍝Irl

Me🍝Irl

Love, Memes, and 🤖: IFTWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE EXCEPT DECIDING WHERE TO EAT 😂😂😂

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Dank, Love, and 🤖: IFTWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE EXCEPT DECIDING WHERE TO EAT

Club, Parents, and Shit: 3 year olds: I ain't eating that vegetable Parents: Here comes the airplane, 3 year olds: shit nearo, that's allvou had to say laughoutloud-club: Eat your broccoli b*tch

laughoutloud-club: Eat your broccoli b*tch

Internet, Love, and Reddit: I'm in Gunpo, South Korea. I found a guy in Montevideo, Uruguay on Reddit, the exact opposite side of the world. Today we made an Earth Sandwich, 8AM for me, 8PM for him. I love the Internet. awesomacious: Wholesome eat earth some

awesomacious: Wholesome eat earth some

Food, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Mom: HING ME WHEN MY MOM ASKS ME TO EAT FOOD AFTER BEATING ME

Memes, Monster, and 🤖: Monster under my bed: comes out to eat me Me: puts blanket over my body Monster:

Dank, 🤖, and Can: Me when I can finally eat my cheat meal

Me when I can finally eat my cheat meal

Hello, Target, and Tumblr: Hello, my name is Opossum! 'm the USA's only marsupial. I'm also nature's pest control and cleanup crew! Just one of me can eat up to 5,000 ticks in a season - yet I don't contract or carry Lyme disease! Most of my kind are naturally immune to rabies, as well. If you see me out and about, kindly ignore me 1dietcokeinacan: They forgot to mention: he’s baby .

1dietcokeinacan: They forgot to mention: he’s baby .

Ass, Dad, and Family: becca @becfuehrer when i was little i never knew what tipping your server was so every time my family went out to eat i thought my dad was just forgetting his money on the table so i'd always take it when my parents weren't looking. i just had to get that off my chest bc karma be kicking my ass meirl

meirl

Bad, Oxygen, and Irl: Plants produce useful oxygen THEN WHY EAT THEM? WE SHOULD EAT THEM Chickens produce bad carbon dioxide me_irl

me_irl

Being an Adult, Cool, and Time: Deirdre @figgled Cool things about being an adult eat chips whenever u want - no bedtime tired all the time - sad all the time wait a sec

Cute, Fall, and Movies: I want to wake up next to you, eat breakfast with you, get changed with you, play computer games with you, watching movies with you in bed, hold your hand and watch tv, send you cute texts, buy you gifts, nap together, wear your comfy hoody when i'm cold, look into your eyes, be with you at sunrise and sunset, cook for you, walk in the rain with you, fall asleep whilst on the phone to you, snuggle in bed, mess up your hair, kiss you goodnight. https://iglovequotes.net/

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Life, Shoes, and Cake: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. -Unknown

Alive, Life, and Thank You: stop scrolling for a second. You're going to be okay, you're strong and i'm proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay? You're amazing for making it so far into life; thank you for staying alive. Now keep going ily

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Monster, R. Kelly, and Dank Memes: Monster under my bed: comes out to eat me Me: puts blanket over my body Monster Replace monster with R Kelly

Replace monster with R Kelly

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