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Love, Cool, and Good: 0 found your bow
Oh. it looks so lovely.
Bubbles, it s a bowtie
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and it goes down here
good, to0
marrowskies
imeatscake
i love how the professor is like: whatever's cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM
PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
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The professor looks lovely
The professor looks lovely
![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.awwmemes.com/helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Being Alone, Bad, and Internet: We're all forgetting the real
caragh:
wonderytho:
Me irl
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.
Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.
caragh: wonderytho: Me irl I can’t believe that this post clocked me. I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things,...
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@ O 35%.0
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Yusuke Fiasco
@IV_Eyes
Son tried to do the right thing by
others and was gunned down. Trash
The New York Times @nytimes
Emantic Fitzgerald Bradford Jr. was shot three
times from behind, according to a forensic
examination. He was directing panicked
shoppers to safety when the police shot him,
witnesses said. nyti.ms/2RyOnj9
12/4/18, 1:13 PM
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We lost a brother while they tried to twist the story (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
We lost a brother while they tried to twist the story (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Memes, Shut Up, and Buckle: How to start an essay:
2014-10-30, 12:41 PM
BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE IN EIGHT
SHORT PAGES I AM GOING TO LEARN U A THING THAT IONLY LEARNED
MYSELF ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO, SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND
ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF MY 4-AM-REDBULL-INDUCED-SELF
HATRED-FUELLED-WRITING-EXTRAVEGANZA.
Buckle up, bozos via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QeZcuc
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Bailey Jay, Memes, and Nfl: FOX NFL
NF
CHI 4TH Down Conversions This Season: 4 for 7
BEARS 8-3 0 GIANTS 3-8 71st 6:59 13
4th & 1
NFL
FOX SPORTS
NFL
FOX SPORTS
NFL
Despite the loss, @TarikCohen picked up nearly 200 total yards. Highlights! https://t.co/KPGLaD96YD
Despite the loss, @TarikCohen picked up nearly 200 total yards. Highlights! https://t.co/KPGLaD96YD
![Memes, Nfl, and Cbs: NFL
3RD DOWN CONVERSIONS (8+ YDS): 0/2
7HOU26 3RD 3:55 71 3RD & 12
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NFL \乀 > ARZ (2-9].
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10 3RD 6:48 1st & 10 36
Oh my. 😯
📺: #CLEvsHOU on CBS https://t.co/85jys4agCw](https://pics.awwmemes.com/nfl-3rd-down-conversions-8-yds-0-2-7hou26-3rd-3-55-38251673.png)
Memes, Nfl, and Bears: FOX NFL
TU NYG 4TH Down Conversions This Season: 6 for 12
BEARS
8-3 14 GIANTS
38 17 3rd 4:02 07 4th & Goal
.@OBJ WAS WIDE OPEN!
📺: FOX #GiantsPride https://t.co/5TAIFU11nA
.@OBJ WAS WIDE OPEN! 📺: FOX #GiantsPride https://t.co/5TAIFU11nA
Cute, Zero, and Break: Me after my 5th mental break down of
the day, still cute tho
@zero fucksgrl
Mental stability? I don't know her @zerofucksgirl
Mental stability? I don't know her @zerofucksgirl
Family, Internet, and Videos: r/AskReddit
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you spend this hour?
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Closing Theme
Song
Just Talk 3 months ago
Just imagine this one day. The last episode
of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his
drivers license. Squidward finally became a
famous musician and artist. Sandy makes
a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr.
Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in
style and passes his formula on to Plankton
to continue the business and they shake
hands calling eachother brothers. As for
patrick, well, he proves to the world that
mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The
gang gathers one last time to frolick in
jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms
out over bikini bottom as this song begins
to play and we hear that french narrator
calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we
leave our nautical friends. And as they say,
F is for friends who do stuff together, U
is for you and me, N is for anywhere and
anytime at all, down here in the deep blue
sea. (Credits)
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Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument”
Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument”
Facebook, Friends, and Mr. Krabs: lg
.111 53%ID 8:34 PM
Closing Theme
Song
Just Talk 3 months ago
Just imagine this one day. The last episode
of spongebob. Spongebob finally got his
drivers license. Squidward finally became a
famous musician and artist. Sandy makes
a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Mr.
Krabs makes a million dollars and retires in
style and passes his formula on to Plankton
to continue the business and they shake
hands calling eachother brothers. As for
patrick, well, he proves to the world that
mayonaise is in fact an instrument. The
gang gathers one last time to frolick in
jellyfish fields. The camera slowly zooms
out over bikini bottom as this song begins
to play and we hear that french narrator
calmly say, "Ahh, bikini bottom. Here we
leave our nautical friends. And as they say,
F is for friends who do stuff together, U
is for you and me, N is for anywhere and
anytime at all, down here in the deep blue
sea. (Credits)
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Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Q76D6w
Something someone posted over on the Facebook page “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument” via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Q76D6w
Donald Trump, Memes, and News: FOX
NEWS
"When the president decides to
not take a meeting, I think that
sends a very strong message."
Amb. Richard Grenell
On “The Story,” U.S. Amb. To Germany Richard Grenell praised President Donald Trump for canceling his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin and not sitting down with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.
On “The Story,” U.S. Amb. To Germany Richard Grenell praised President Donald Trump for canceling his meeting with Russian President Vladimi...
Friday, Memes, and Phone: Marrmott
ITII
TII
BUSINESS
MARRIOTT DATA BREACH
Nov 30| Marriott says the personal
information of as many as 500 million
guests has been compromised.
The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s Starwood reservation program was hacked. Personal information from the database, including names, passport numbers, phone number, and in some cases, credit card information may have been compromised. The data breach only affected guests who made reservations on the Starwood reservation system. Starwood’s hotels include W Hotels, Sheraton, and St. Regis. ___ “We fell short of what our guests deserve and what we expect of ourselves. We are doing everything we can to support our guests, and using lessons learned to be better moving forward,” Marriott Chief Executive Arne Sorenson said in a statement. ___ Shares in Marriott were down more than 5% Friday morning.
The Marriott International Hotel chain said the personal information of as many as 500 million guests was compromised after the company’s St...