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door: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

door: The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

door: The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

The sign on the bathroom door of one of my favorite lunch spots.

door: I’ll be waiting at the door pal.

I’ll be waiting at the door pal.

door: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: here is a video on effective handwashing routine: a couple more tips: - use the paper towel or your elbow to open the bathroom door, to avoid the germs left by those who didn’t wash their hands. - do not attempt to use water hotter than is comfortable. water has to reach boiling before it will actually kill germs, so you can’t get it hot enough through the tap to have any effect on the removal of microbes. painfully hot water can damage your skin and make infection actually more likely, so use whatever temperature you find comfortable.

livebloggingmydescentintomadness: here is a video on effective handwashing routine: a couple more tips: - use the paper towel or your elb...

door: ofprinces: Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it. “Ronan,” he said. The gentle way he said it nearly made Blue cry.

ofprinces: Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it. “Ronan,” he sai...

door: My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.

My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.

door: just-a-little-anxious: warriorsofficial: asleepinawell: operahousebookworm: robynspreciousnest: fandersunite: its-eggo: astral-ghoul: ninapop45: deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy” well i added my contribution : ) why— IM SCREAMING This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense. “You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?”“Oh yeah, sure.”“Can you explain it to me?”“I absolutely fucking cannot.” can you believe they couldn’t even get $3 million for this website yes. I’m sorry, but I had to

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door: If a door can be what it wants so can you buddy, just hold on.

If a door can be what it wants so can you buddy, just hold on.

door: Make certain you’re delivered to the right door by Kelmo7 MORE MEMES

Make certain you’re delivered to the right door by Kelmo7 MORE MEMES

door: [OC] Last week I posted about my 14yo son drawing a new comic on his bedroom door whiteboard each night. Here’s a recent one I thought was pretty funny.

[OC] Last week I posted about my 14yo son drawing a new comic on his bedroom door whiteboard each night. Here’s a recent one I thought wa...

door: Finally someone enjoys them.. by the_geek_next_door MORE MEMES

Finally someone enjoys them.. by the_geek_next_door MORE MEMES

door: gardenburger: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. lmao some of yall never had parents that punched holes thru doors and it shows I…. yeah.

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door: iaimtoplease24: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your door” This stylish and unique four leaf clover necklace is a symbol of love and blessing! it can be worn as it is or change it to a four leaf clover pendant necklace! This beautiful necklace will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your Friends, Family or Special Someone! => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is adorable.

iaimtoplease24: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your d...

door: finnglas: jenniferrpovey: zucca101: magicalhomesandstuff: This is Foxglove. It’s a classy umbrella boutique in Hong Kong, that sells silver-handled English “brollies” but it has a big secret. Foxglove caters to the fantasy of being a British spy. There is one umbrella’s silver handle that will open the door to the posh, luxury world of the gentleman spy. The dining room and bar look like a private jet. The hallway looks like a cruise ship. Then, there’s a room that looks like a high-speed train car. There’s one other hidden entrance that can only be accessed by guests who know to place their hand on a floral painting at the end of a corridor until it glows. This signals the undercover bartender to open the door where a classic library awaits, a hidden sanctuary of leather club chairs, marble counters and books all around. Pretty swanky, huh? Then, when you’re ready to go, take the elevator back down to the umbrella shop. http://www.foxglovehk.com/ That is exquisite… HOW did I not know about this? Grrr…I could have used it in a book! wait so did Kingsman just film here or…?

finnglas: jenniferrpovey: zucca101: magicalhomesandstuff: This is Foxglove. It’s a classy umbrella boutique in Hong Kong, that sells s...

door: glumshoe: emilreloaded: “Do you have a moment to talk about the Kwisatz Haderach?” [kicks down door] HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORM?

glumshoe: emilreloaded: “Do you have a moment to talk about the Kwisatz Haderach?” [kicks down door] HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORM?

door: iaimtoplease24: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your door” This stylish and unique four leaf clover necklace is a symbol of love and blessing! it can be worn as it is or change it to a four leaf clover pendant necklace! This beautiful necklace will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your Friends, Family or Special Someone! => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= This is adorable.

iaimtoplease24: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your d...

door: mariposa-diosa: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your door” This stylish and unique four leaf clover necklace is a symbol of love and blessing! it can be worn as it is or change it to a four leaf clover pendant necklace! This beautiful necklace will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your Friends, Family or Special Someone! => YOU CAN GET YOURS HERE <= Those are pretty necklaces!

mariposa-diosa: livelaughlovematters: “May your troubles be less and your blessing be more and nothing but happiness come through your d...

door: [OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They’re pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here’s today’s post.

[OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They’re pretty funny, so I started taking pics...

door: epicjohndoe: Glock The Door When You Go Out

epicjohndoe: Glock The Door When You Go Out

door: Someone broke my brother in laws door… just kidding that’s snow in Saint John’s Newfoundland

Someone broke my brother in laws door… just kidding that’s snow in Saint John’s Newfoundland

door: One up the principals door, I got suspended for 3 days but it was worth it

One up the principals door, I got suspended for 3 days but it was worth it

door: Taneia @taneiiaaj Black people hate saying their name at the door i "Who is it?" "Me nigga" 4 10:23 - 5/26/19 - Twitter for iPhone

door: Me answering the door at a party because l'm the least fucked up HELLO MISTER POLICE Meirl

Meirl

door: Josh the Alwrighty @Tryptofantastic my 14 year old daughter just screamed FUCK and slammed her bedroom door after learning she'll be menstruating every month or so for the next 30-40 years and i can't blame her a bit 2:06 PM 1/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone 15.8K Retweets 128K Likes Big Mood

Big Mood

door: DO NOT DISTURB PLEASE CLEAN ROOM POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS OLICE Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

door: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

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door: DO NOT DISTURB PLEASE CLEAN ROOM POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS OLICE Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

door: AT THAT INSTANT SPURT BURSTS IN, LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. Don’t get locked in with a guy named ‘Spurt’

Don’t get locked in with a guy named ‘Spurt’

door: JJ @FiretheGm Soooo, I got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on xmas and decided to try it out. 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 7 squirts. He stopped dead in his tracks and said, Omfg, what the fuck is that?!! | said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, 4:17 PM 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Sir my stomach hurts and l'm trying get home because I...he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence...He grabs his face, backs up and says...Oh SHIT!!! I think you need an ambulance!!! I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 9 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUTI UNDERSTAND IT'S AWFUL! HOLD ON...I'LL ESCORT YOU! GOD DAMN!!! 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm I did not expect it to go this way, but the Officer followed me back to my house, & waited till I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my ass cheeks together, and limpin' like I was hurtin'! No ticket written! 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad

door: @simply_bijal Tasked my parents for a ring and they got me 4 lewis aitken @lxwissss lask my parents to shut my door they told me to fuck off

door: Dominos pizza Zimbabwe e Dec 29 at 13:45 Whichever filthy beast has committed this unsavoury act on our new state of the art rotating door will be banned for 1,000,000,000 years including your future bloodline.

door: ( Back (15) Brother Contact i can hear you using your vibrator every night. if you ever want an actual person to do the job, i'm right next door. excuse me??? wtf are you talking about? the walls are thin. i can hear the buzzing every night. that's my electric toothbrush you idiot! oh well the offer still stands Alabama 100 not even a step-brother

not even a step-brother

door: 26+ Sparkling Tumblr Posts That Are Just Amazing ..hungwy theproofisinthesloth teethcraft Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are rurn from darkness and throw bread villagerlesbian I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here trans-ender op do you also open doors to let the zombies in villagerlesbian If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome Source: teethcraft 42,219 notes Sarcasm Goal Click to see full list

door: Use the other door the goose will attack if you go out through this door peace was never an option

door: Me answering the door when the World War 3 army recruiters show up at my house: Can’t get drafted if ur made of glass

Can’t get drafted if ur made of glass

door: Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa I'd rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an immigrant than a citizen who wouldn't cross the street to help a foreigner. 11:03 AM · Dec 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 6.2K Likes 1.4K Retweets 💛

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door: Dominos pizza Zimbabwe e Dec 29 at 13:45 Whichever filthy beast has committed this unsavoury act on our new state of the art rotating door will be banned for 1,000,000,000 years including your future bloodline. You filthy beast

You filthy beast

door: Me ignoring my issues playing video games for hours My family breaking in my bedroom door MeIRL

MeIRL

door: *locks the house door and checks 3 times if it's locked* tegirisa My brain 5 minutes later: DID I LOCK THE DOOR??? Me: I have to go back. STARZ

door: When you and your homie are fighting with your dicks like lightsabers but your mom opens the door and asks what the fuck is going on Jedi business. Go back to your drinks. meirl

meirl

door: CHICHIMOCHI (My beautiful'angel! so pretty! so pretty! (cutest beanie baby the handsomest! S0 handsome! 'll see you later, baby! *door click+ Ondsong @Feffley [OC] Handsomest

[OC] Handsomest

door: WHEN THE TOILET DOOR WON'T LOCK Ip Man, Wing Chun

Ip Man, Wing Chun

door: WOw she is so brave, a true inspiration to millions BBC NEWS BBC.COM Meghan closes a car door There is praise and ridicule as the Duchess of Susse... Definitely😍😍

Definitely😍😍

door: 9y/o me closing the fridge door slowly to try and see the light gó off: What kind of sorcery is this

What kind of sorcery is this

door: Rôt Jack Off All Trades t @_ShowtimeRX My daddy called me "bruh" on the way out the door tonight.I told him I'm his son and not one of his lil friends. He and my mom fell out laughing. 10:57 PM · 12/25/19 · Twitter for iPhone Parents got the whole game messed up…… (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Parents got the whole game messed up…… (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

door: When you slam your door and hear footsteps running up the stairs Well fuck You’ve messed up now

You’ve messed up now

door: In the Welsh Christmas tradition of Mari Lwyd, a horse skull visits your home singing rhymes outside your door WholesomePyromaniac · 5h That's not even the best part. The person inside needs to sing back with excuses why Lwyd can't come in. It goes back and forth until One gives up. If the person in the house can't respond, they let Lwyd in and it gets to raid your pantry and drink all your beer. 1317 Reply ... OddBrock 3h 3 Replies So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol? And here I thought the Welsh had nothing to offer besides consonants. Christmas in Wales, it’s an odd time of year

Christmas in Wales, it’s an odd time of year

door: Brook @userbrook Ijust want to know why my clothes only get caught on the door handle when I'm in a bad mood A reasonable question.

A reasonable question.

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