🐣 25+ Best Memes About Door

Food, Weird, and Yeah: l giffgaff 9:19 pm 7% Do you have a deliveroo jacket? Weird question but yeah, why? I have a very specific fantasy Go on... I really want you to wear your jacket, with a back full of food, cycle to mine, knock on my door, I take the food and we say goodbye I got played…

I got played…

New York, Help, and Snow: 22% 8:01 PM This is Snowball he is visiting many subreddits and discord servers please spread Snowball to continue his travels NEW YORKERS KEEP NEW YORK SAFE tlan on door Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

New York, Help, and Snow: 22% 8:01 PM This is Snowball he is visiting many subreddits and discord servers please spread Snowball to continue his travels NEW YORKERS KEEP NEW YORK SAFE tlan on door Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Snow ball is traveling from subreddit to subreddit.help him on his way

Memes, Old, and Door: This Door Is Alarmed. WHAT STARTLED IT? Yay! I found my old archives. I’ll be posting memes from the Golden Age

Yay! I found my old archives. I’ll be posting memes from the Golden Age

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Christopher Reeve, Club, and Life: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Weird World weirdworldinsta laughoutloud-club: Laughter is amazing.

laughoutloud-club: Laughter is amazing.

Lock, Door, and Toilet: When the lock on the toilet door is broken: It’s my toilet!

It’s my toilet!

Alive, Food, and Police: Jerome Trammel @MrJerome Trammel 5h 28 year old Atatiana Koquice Jefferson shot & killed by police IN HER HOME! Police was called in the early AM because her door was open. White officer seen her shadow through the window, told her to put her hands up & in FOUR SECONDS shot her! #AtatianaJefferson #SayHerName t 402 9 298 Jerome Trammel Follow @MrJeromeTrammel an open door, even early in AM doesn't mean a burglary, a person could've: - forgot to close it - been expecting company - about to leave back out - needed both hands to carry an item - airing the house out, after burning food & more Atatiana Jefferson should be alive! Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

Dank, Memes, and Target: You're in the kitchen, you hear a door slam, you turn around to see him.. wyd?? M fineapple. @daronhoward01 Ask him what bills he be paying to be slamming doors in my fuckin house Can’t pay bills if you’re dead by hghyper MORE MEMES

Can’t pay bills if you’re dead by hghyper MORE MEMES

Wyd, House, and Bills: You're in the kitchen, you hear a door slam, you turn around to see him.. wyd?? M fineapple. @daronhoward01 Ask him what bills he be paying to be slamming doors in my fuckin house Can’t pay bills if you’re dead

Can’t pay bills if you’re dead

Time, Play, and Flute: Dear Neighbour, have decided to start playing the flute again. My reignited passion is unlikely to last long and I will only play for short periods of time. Please do not hesitate to knock on my door if the noise is disturbing you. Kind regards, Anita (Unit 45) Thanks Anita

Thanks Anita

Classroom, Class, and Door: Ме: Me: Opens the classroom door The whole class:

Fuck, Ghost, and Spooky: Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL 12:11 PM 24 Feb 18 16.3K Retweets 43.1K Likes it’s da spooky ghost cat

it’s da spooky ghost cat

Bad, Clothes, and Dank: Mikai Follow @MikaiMcDermott Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you're in a bad mood? 8:23 am 4 Apr 2019 8,863 Retweets 32,891 Likes meirl by baganga MORE MEMES

meirl by baganga MORE MEMES

Bad, Clothes, and Mood: Mikai Follow @MikaiMcDermott Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you're in a bad mood? 8:23 am 4 Apr 2019 8,863 Retweets 32,891 Likes meirl

meirl

Crazy, Dogs, and Family: My friend's dogs pick up a pillow every time someone enters the house. mehcoconut malibujojo: lumos5001 1nkblots spookymays #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW That.. actualy seems like a realy smart idea? I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animai to start doing something most of the time. So. solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don't bark at the person because (a) they're distracted searching for the pilliow and (D) its kind of hard to bark when you've got a pilow in your mouth that's seriously briliant My parents dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the defaut, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog He also has four pigs. and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he nas, the Great Pig of Honour #have never loved dogs more than in this moment Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VglmLF

Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VglmLF

Birthday, Cookies, and Cute: Tweet My neighbor (he's like 10 or 11) just knocked on my door and asked if I could help him baking cookies since it's his mom's birthday tomorrow and he really likes mine... you better believe I just spent 3 hours baking and decorating cookies with him lol he's so sweet That‘s so cute!! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LQgWrW

That‘s so cute!! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LQgWrW

Crazy, Dogs, and Family: My friend's dogs pick up a pillow every time someone enters the house. mehcoconut malibujojo: lumos5001 1nkblots spookymays #HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW That.. actualy seems like a realy smart idea? I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animai to start doing something most of the time. So. solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don't bark at the person because (a) they're distracted searching for the pilliow and (D) its kind of hard to bark when you've got a pilow in your mouth that's seriously briliant My parents dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the defaut, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog He also has four pigs. and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he nas, the Great Pig of Honour #have never loved dogs more than in this moment Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this

Imagine going to a friend’s house and being greeted like this

Birthday, Cookies, and Cute: Tweet My neighbor (he's like 10 or 11) just knocked on my door and asked if I could help him baking cookies since it's his mom's birthday tomorrow and he really likes mine... you better believe I just spent 3 hours baking and decorating cookies with him lol he's so sweet That‘s so cute!!

That‘s so cute!!

Iphone, Twitter, and How: feminist next door @emrazz Do you ever look at your pet just like how are you real? How is this level of cuteness even possible? Have you seen your own tiny paws? 8:09 AM 2/23/19 Twitter for iPhone me🐕irl

me🐕irl

Target, The Worst, and Tumblr: shadybacon: marcherarrant: I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

shadybacon: marcherarrant: I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open...

Lock, You, and Door: When you forget to lock the bathroom door and you see the knob turning

Huh, Ups, and Driver: Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenance to get out. Al'origine en anglais Huh

Huh

America, Candy, and Halloween: coolwali hawkofthenight99 dewyntersisters if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are "too old for trick-or-treating" because that will literally break their hearts and that's not cool. dewyntersisters Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought l'd reblog this again archdemonblood And if "don't be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker" isn't enough for you, consider You can't tell how old a kid is just by looking. I've known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I'm 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won't be able to tell they're elementary schoolers, but they still are. Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or- treating, and they only get paid in candy. You don't know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. You don't know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before You don't know if this is that teenager's first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture. You don't know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. You don't know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head Source: boycub 382,278 notes Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

Gif, The Office, and Office: 16 km away Likes The Office. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Today 08:22 Knock Knock Today 15:19 *breaks down door* The KGB waits for no one (not more than 7 hours anyway) Sent Type a message... GIF All quiet on the western front

All quiet on the western front

God, Thank You, and What Is: lalLI @Brandssss This little boy next door just opened his window and yelled what is 32 plus 7 so i yelled back its 39 and he said thank you god meirl

meirl

Friends, Go to Sleep, and Ipad: Stacey Marie @Thatgirl_Stacey I'm moving tomorrow and the old black lady the lives next to me just said "I'm going to miss you. I used to stay up every night when you would go out with your friends and I wouldn't go to sleep until i heard your door close and i knew you made it home safe" 7:40 PM Jun 21, 2019 Twitter for iPad 6.2K Retweets 36.6K Likes Neighbors that care.

Neighbors that care.

God, Window, and Door: Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life When god closes a door he opens window, secure the perimeter god is escaping 9:50 PM - 2 Jul 2016 1,847 RETWEETS 3,889 LIKES

Amazon, Irl, and Me IRL: When you find out your Amazon Package arrived. your package isn't When you open your door and there Me irl

Me irl

Memes, Music, and Omg: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY'RE PLAYING "MY HEART WILL GO ON" UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED "JACK" THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING "ROSE" OMG CAN I SHIP IT No, itll sink you 65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity

65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity

Good, Space, and Board: Kie @KielyHealey I like to wait to board the plane so the person seated next to me thinks they'l have extra space and then I come in right before the door closes and ruin their lives Good idea

Good idea

Memes, The View, and Stage Door: RISE UP THE VIEW ESURANT&LO RISE UP Seen at the #FreestyleLoveSupreme stage door tonight ?? https://t.co/89lgl4S3fd

Seen at the #FreestyleLoveSupreme stage door tonight ?? https://t.co/89lgl4S3fd

Life, Forever, and Waiting...: "For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect it is. Stop looking for the next secret door that is going to lead you to your real life. Stop waiting. This is it: there's nothing else. It's here, and you'd better decide to enjoy it or you're going to be miserable wherever you go, for the rest of your life, forever." 99

Bad, Clothes, and Mood: I just want to know why my clothes only get stuck on the door handle when im in a bad mood i+h

Cute, Family, and Memes: AlexAverager/memes 1h I was about 6 years old as we made a family trip to Turkey (I'm Finnish myself) and we had an adorable puppy living downstairs of our apartment. Me and my 9-year-old sister really wanted to go outside and play with the puppy, but my sister didn't know how to ask a permission from its owner. I, as a self-confident little fella stepped up and announced that I know just enough English to get the job done. My sister rang the doorbell and stepped behind me as a pretty lady in her 20's opened the door and just stared us unknowingly what to do. I stared her dead in the eye and said "DOG EXIT". She burst out laughing and knew exactly what I meant as she went to get her dog to play with us. I've never been as proud of myself as back then. Hey, as long as it works. 19 Reply awesomacious: This is way too cute

awesomacious: This is way too cute

Fucking, Mom, and Big: When you accidentally slam your door after an argument with your mom This evalved into a big fucking problem. We’ve all done it

We’ve all done it

Alive, Iphone, and Tumblr: coll In @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and stil haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 170K Likes oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v Replying to @holyfudge "Come back with a warrant" is my go to 0378 5,214 T hydro-homies: Come back with a warrant

hydro-homies: Come back with a warrant

Instagram, Mobile, and Moon: l GT Mobile 07:56 88% Instagram o Thours dgo bts._.sksksk H@SeokjinHighNote 1d "BTS paved the way well" - KARD "BTS broke all stereotypes" - Shinhwa "BTS gave us an opportunity to be more known" -Twice "BTS open up the door for us" -Ailee "They opened up the gate for everybody" -Jackson "BTS PAVED THE WAY" - PRESIDENT MOON OF SOUTH KOREA 3.978 likes (+) Should

Should

Work, Home, and Wife: A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home. Be Careful When talkin to a Programmer!!

Be Careful When talkin to a Programmer!!

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Weird World He really was a wholesome man

He really was a wholesome man

Passionate, Strong, and Never: I'll never apologize for being ambitious, passionate and strong minded. If it offends you, you know where the door is. @bossbabe.inc

Ass, Family, and Iphone: t Mista Slime Ball Retweeted erika_flow354 @flow_witMe A nigga can have a whole ass side family, give you every STD known to man, ruin your credit, play w/ your mental health & practically leave you for dead & y'all be ready to fight...THE OTHER WOMAN? 10:20 25 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone Calling her a homewrecker when he’s the one who opened the door.

Calling her a homewrecker when he’s the one who opened the door.

Alive, Guess, and Women: I looked up the code of chivalry. The rest of it is A lot of реople mis-use medieval There's only one part in there about respecting women. the word chivalry" battle etiquette. A week ago I didn't hold he door open for a lady and she said So I challenged her to physical combat. guess chivalrys dead. Turns out But that Chivalry is alive. I'm the better woman is dead. jouster. Nice ?

Nice ?

News, Target, and Tumblr: ST 15 15 mrevaunit42: starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iamsapphirecrimsonclaw: bluesey-182: captaindeadpoet: hiringdreamers: ezurad: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door There is somethung under the counter with the cups Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee Milk is $15 Lady’s hand is a tentacle the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate… I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized… Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus. I think his face is just tentacles. The blind man has gills. Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!” Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops). There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH Just a regular morning in Innsmouth. Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea

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College, Fake, and Food: 1. Your daughter is at college, you don't have to pick her up at school anymore 2. Close the garage door at night and when you leave. If you leave it open the best case scenario we get raccoons and thieves steal your garage sale paintings. Worse case they steal your car 3. Rain, windows closed. No rain, windows open. If you do turn on the air, it will work better if the windows are closed 4. Stove is next to refrigerator if you decide to learn to use it 5. Set your alarm for 2 am so you can completely shut the freezer since l'm not there to shut it for you each night after you get ice cream 6. Don't get a dog. I'm only gone a week 7. Don't sign your paycheck and try to cash it. The signature 8. The maid is also on vacation this week (Note: I'm also the maid) 9. I left you 7 boxes of Special K with Strawberries and a jar of peanut butter. You should be fine on food this week Send me a on file is my fake version of yours picture every morning of the bed 10. made and I'll bring you home a special present. (don't sleep in the guest bedroom to win the prize) A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him this note.

Fire, Pizza, and Man: When you open the door for the pizza man It smells like fire too

It smells like fire too

Money, Tumblr, and Uber: Uber Humor There's always money in the banana stand failnation: The oldest door in Britain. Hidden away in Westminster Abbey. Made from timber from the original Anglo-Saxon abbey, it is just under a thousand years old.

failnation: The oldest door in Britain. Hidden away in Westminster Abbey. Made from timber from the original Anglo-Saxon abbey, it is just ...

House, Mouse, and Okay: roses are red, silent as a mouse. your door is unlocked, i'm inside your house. Okay….?

Okay….?

Bad, Crying, and Dick Pics: nikki @vianikki DUDE!! This fucking woman came to my house and asked me to come outside and help her out with her broken car. She was crying and sobbing. My mom wanted to go outside and help, but thank the fucking lord I trusted my intuition and said no. Be careful EVERYONE! This happened in FV 12:54 il LTE Mike Duarte < Sunday at 8:11 PM Don't open the door if you see this lady!!! It was posted on the Ring app that she asked for help pushing her broken down truck at 3am. Home owner wisely said no and turned off the lights. He then watched the woman go back to her truck and 2 men got in with her and they drove away. Another person said they saw her on the side of the road with her hood up. They stopped to ask if she needed assistance and saw two men come out of the bushes...they quickly drove away before anything bad could happen..BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!!! Write a comment... GIF (:) II nikki @vianikkii for those who are asking, this happened in Fountain Valley (OC area). Please focus on this issue and beware of your surroundings rather than sending me dick pics. Ty 12:20 AM Sep 19, 2019 Twitter Web App embraced-by-chaos: moniquill: whyyoustabbedme: uncommonbish: Don’t trust this white woman! Be careful! reblog asap Adulting tip: don’t want to abandon someone who might actually be in trouble but also don’t want to fall victim to a human trafficking scam? Offer to let this person keep standing on your porch while you call a mechanic or tow service (If they’re posing as victims of violence, like in a similar scam, same offer but say you’re calling the cops) A person in actual distress will be assisted and thankful. A scammer will storm off. ^^^^^ This right here. Please don’t let random assholes keep your from helping people who really need it. Keep yourself safe without abandoning everyone else.

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