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Anaconda, Android, and Blackpeopletwitter: David Dennis Jr.
@DavidDTSS
Trump is doing everything everyone
on Comicview said the first black
president would do
Taylor Mason @taylomason
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WOLILd Rather be
4:17 PM. 1/14/19 - Twitter for Android
You canβt make this stuff up (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
You canβt make this stuff up (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan
5 hrs Melbourne, VIC
Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
was like he was rearing them up for... something.
Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
the train was about to leave. It happened.
Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
The next train stop was five minutes away.
π¨ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! πΊπ
π¨ @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! πΊπ
Fucking, Tumblr, and Best: kedreeva:
cacklebarnacle:
bunjywunjy:
undoherdamage:
carrotsforferrets:
nO StOP IT
i aM DEAD
FUCK OFF OK
@mynameiseyyyyyy
hognoses are fucking ridiculous
ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: ββ¦
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.β
I want to point out this particular one is a baby. Itβs still learning how LONG to play dead, thatβs why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. Itβs doing itβs best ok?
kedreeva: cacklebarnacle: bunjywunjy: undoherdamage: carrotsforferrets: nO StOP IT i aM DEAD FUCK OFF OK @mynameiseyyyyyy hognoses a...
Memes, Aspen, and Time: faith aspen
@Faith_Turney
ok, i have a confession
one time when i was doing a chem lab i
purposefully ripped a hole in my glove,
poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my
skin got irritated so my professor let me
leave early
all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel
thank u for ur time
I would do anything for a bagel
I would do anything for a bagel
Memes, Bear, and Bears: Sun bears all look like
humans in bear costumes doing
a terrible job of acting like bears
ILLUSION O
You cant fool me Stewart via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FujBF4
You cant fool me Stewart via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FujBF4
Bailey Jay, England, and Fucking: this fucking duck costed
$200,000 of tax payer money, all
it does it float around canada
SI
@lamedotking
he's doing his fucking best okay
Was it just England who had the Rubberduckzilla advertisement? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RK02ix
Was it just England who had the Rubberduckzilla advertisement? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RK02ix
Apparently, Ass, and Memes: Abdul
@Papa_Abdul
So apparently it's "inappropriate" to walk
around the office with your AirpodsTM
on at full volume and pointing at your
colleagues whenever Playboi Carti says
"Broke Boi"...at least thats what broke
ass Susan from HR said
Planning on doing this Monday morning.
Planning on doing this Monday morning.
Memes, π€, and Weekend: Friend: what are you doing
this weekend?
Me:
Pretty accurate π Credit: @veecrow
Pretty accurate π Credit: @veecrow
Dad, Pixar, and Movie: Oops!..I Dad It Again 10h
[doing crossword]
Me: emphatic no; five letters
Wife: never
Me: pistol; three letters
Wife: gur
Me: disgust; three letters
Wife: ugh
Me: charity; four letters
Wife: give
Me: female sheep; three letters
Wife: ewe
Me: Pixar movie; two letters
Wife: Up
So, weβre still doing this?
![Dad, Pixar, and Movie: Oops!..I Dad It Again 10h
[doing crossword]
Me: emphatic no; five letters
Wife: never
Me: pistol; three letters
Wife: gur
Me: disgust; three letters
Wife: ugh
Me: charity; four letters
Wife: give
Me: female sheep; three letters
Wife: ewe
Me: Pixar movie; two letters
Wife: Up
So, weβre still doing this?](https://pics.awwmemes.com/oops-i-dad-it-again-10h-doing-crossword-me-emphatic-no-40014909.png)
So, weβre still doing this?
Apparently, Crying, and Omg: Follow
omg so i'm doing a delivery at work & i see
this guy slowly walking dragging his feet & he
looked tired/sad so jokingly i go "you alright
man? you need a hug?" & he starts crying
and ACTUALLY HUGS ME. apparently his
mom died this morning & he's here for school
& cant go homei
CE
10:01 am 10 Jan 2019
232 Retweets 5,455 Likes
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He just hugged him:)
He just hugged him:)
