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docker: How likely are you to tell your co-workers about docker?
docker: How likely are you to tell your co-workers about docker?

How likely are you to tell your co-workers about docker?

docker: be like docker
docker: be like docker

be like docker

docker: Docker 1920s edition
docker: Docker 1920s edition

Docker 1920s edition

docker: Be like docker!
docker: Be like docker!

Be like docker!

docker: *Razer and Docker Spiderman pointing on each other*
docker: *Razer and Docker Spiderman pointing on each other*

*Razer and Docker Spiderman pointing on each other*

docker: docker run
docker: docker run

docker run

docker: The only glo ups I care about: @DrSmashlove Alright second thing (peep my prior caption for part 1 of this): ladies if Mike making plans with u, he like u. PLANS. PLANS MEAN A RESTAURANT THAT SERVE FOOD. MIKE IN SWEATPANTS AND NIKE FLIP FLOPS at 11:02 pm AIN'T PLANS 😂. U feel me? If he never making plans then he just keeping u warm. If he keeping shit fun, he likely fuck with u and u just give it time and also revert to point 1, above - keep options open - if Ethan who u see in the basement of your building doing laundry who always smile at u finally build up the balls to ask u out, give him a chance - u and Mike ain't married - and make it easy on Ethan, some of these young boys only know how to swipe, they never learned to spit game IRL - tease him a lil bit - tell him he not suppose to leave shit in the dryer for four hours and u could teach him how to time it so he ain't gotta iron - u feel me? Break his balls a lil bit. Go gentle tho some of these young boys are a lil pusspuss so u can't be all "HAHAHA THAT SHIRT IS UGLY WHERE DO U SHOP LOL DEAD WOW BOB SAGET FROM FULL HOUSE CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK *DAD* OL 'HEAD OF A HOUSEHOLD' LOOKIN ASS. ALSO, DOCKERS? DOCKER KHAKIS? HAHAHA OLD MAN LOOKIN ASS, GRANDPA MARV LOOKIN ASS, FIX ME A METAMUCIL AND SODA LOLOL." I love a woman who attack me relentlessly, stab me and then twist the knife, and push my buttons until steam coming out of my ears because I'm crazy 🤗 but not all men can handle that 😂. Tease him gently like in a flirty way: "ayeeee u know there's a way to do laundry so it doesn't get wrinkly - if you're lucky maybe I'll teach you some time 😉" then just disappear with your pleasant smelling laundry and a lil switch in your step and fvck his brain up a lil bit u feel me? Have Ethan imagining how he gon ask u out. Then when u see him at the pub up the street be like, under your breath: "AM I GONNA HAVE TO LITERALLY GRAB YOU BY THE DICK AND LEAD YOU BACK TO MY PLACE LOL" and he's like "what??" And you're like "oh I was just saying they got Three Floyds here - I love this place 😀." Fvck with him a lil bit. Leave him a lil something. Ya dig? But just live life and keep options open. God cooked up a plan, jus wait on it 👌. Bless up! 😍
docker: The only glo ups I care about:
 @DrSmashlove
Alright second thing (peep my prior caption for part 1 of this): ladies if Mike making plans with u, he like u. PLANS. PLANS MEAN A RESTAURANT THAT SERVE FOOD. MIKE IN SWEATPANTS AND NIKE FLIP FLOPS at 11:02 pm AIN'T PLANS 😂. U feel me? If he never making plans then he just keeping u warm. If he keeping shit fun, he likely fuck with u and u just give it time and also revert to point 1, above - keep options open - if Ethan who u see in the basement of your building doing laundry who always smile at u finally build up the balls to ask u out, give him a chance - u and Mike ain't married - and make it easy on Ethan, some of these young boys only know how to swipe, they never learned to spit game IRL - tease him a lil bit - tell him he not suppose to leave shit in the dryer for four hours and u could teach him how to time it so he ain't gotta iron - u feel me? Break his balls a lil bit. Go gentle tho some of these young boys are a lil pusspuss so u can't be all "HAHAHA THAT SHIRT IS UGLY WHERE DO U SHOP LOL DEAD WOW BOB SAGET FROM FULL HOUSE CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK *DAD* OL 'HEAD OF A HOUSEHOLD' LOOKIN ASS. ALSO, DOCKERS? DOCKER KHAKIS? HAHAHA OLD MAN LOOKIN ASS, GRANDPA MARV LOOKIN ASS, FIX ME A METAMUCIL AND SODA LOLOL." I love a woman who attack me relentlessly, stab me and then twist the knife, and push my buttons until steam coming out of my ears because I'm crazy 🤗 but not all men can handle that 😂. Tease him gently like in a flirty way: "ayeeee u know there's a way to do laundry so it doesn't get wrinkly - if you're lucky maybe I'll teach you some time 😉" then just disappear with your pleasant smelling laundry and a lil switch in your step and fvck his brain up a lil bit u feel me? Have Ethan imagining how he gon ask u out. Then when u see him at the pub up the street be like, under your breath: "AM I GONNA HAVE TO LITERALLY GRAB YOU BY THE DICK AND LEAD YOU BACK TO MY PLACE LOL" and he's like "what??" And you're like "oh I was just saying they got Three Floyds here - I love this place 😀." Fvck with him a lil bit. Leave him a lil something. Ya dig? But just live life and keep options open. God cooked up a plan, jus wait on it 👌. Bless up! 😍

Alright second thing (peep my prior caption for part 1 of this): ladies if Mike making plans with u, he like u. PLANS. PLANS MEAN A RESTA...

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docker: docker
 (a)REALDONUOSE
😂That one friend that snapchat everything! Follow this funny dominican @realdonjose @realdonjose @realdonjose

😂That one friend that snapchat everything! Follow this funny dominican @realdonjose @realdonjose @realdonjose