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One, You, and Question: One question. Do you need someone or do you need me?

One, You, and Question: One question.
Do you need someone or do you need me?

One, You, and Question: One question.
Do you need someone or do you need me?

Clock, God, and School: Liz! 21 Can 1get amethin' to eat tefore Igo home? Yek! ovre overed in motor oil Are you going te Astiha next week ? What do you wanna eat? Yeah nake it qvick MKnake. z strus When you get bauk, we shuld go to prom Hame SUre. \an clock out Alright! Roddy took me out for dumer today! We Nad like.. Faruyfuit sht God your bayfiend Sound's lke a pis AW.GIl Mmgh Don't le Ne that mIS YOu tho. know. T know dont have nyne to perstatiy anoy Glad youre back. Howis Rod? Really he's not my type.ahuhu Man, whover lans him s in REALTRONBE Yeuh ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom night part1 and part2. read under the cut btw. Keep reading

$Clock, God, and School: Liz! 21 Can 1get amethin' to eat tefore Igo home? Yek! ovre overed in motor oil Are you going te Astiha next week ? What do you wanna eat? Yeah nake it qvick MKnake. z strus When you get bauk, we shuld go to prom Hame SUre. \an clock out Alright! Roddy took me out for dumer today! We Nad like.. Faruyfuit sht God your bayfiend Sound's lke a pis AW.GIl Mmgh Don't le Ne that mIS YOu tho. know. T know dont have nyne to perstatiy anoy Glad youre back. Howis Rod? Really he's not my type.ahuhu Man, whover lans him s in REALTRONBE Yeuh ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom night part1 and part2. read under the cut btw. Keep reading$

$Clock, God, and School: Liz! 21 Can 1get amethin' to eat tefore Igo home? Yek! ovre overed in motor oil Are you going te Astiha next week ? What do you wanna eat? Yeah nake it qvick MKnake. z strus When you get bauk, we shuld go to prom Hame SUre. \an clock out Alright! Roddy took me out for dumer today! We Nad like.. Faruyfuit sht God your bayfiend Sound's lke a pis AW.GIl Mmgh Don't le Ne that mIS YOu tho. know. T know dont have nyne to perstatiy anoy Glad youre back. Howis Rod? Really he's not my type.ahuhu Man, whover lans him s in REALTRONBE Yeuh ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom night part1 and part2. read under the cut btw. Keep reading$

ask-art-student-prussia: Liza worked in a diner during high school and gil as a mechanic (cuz i dig that weirdly specific trope). btw prom...

Dating, Netflix, and Pof: Netflix Film NetflixFilm Here's a scenario: You're dating someone new. What three films do you show them first? 6:36 PM 6/5/19 Twitter Web Client 383 Retweets 4,889 Likes WLDES wDESG ORDRINGSORDRINGSORDRINGS THE POF TE RIN WINNER ACADEMY AWAD BEST PCTURE 150

Dating, Netflix, and Pof: Netflix Film
NetflixFilm
Here's a scenario: You're dating
someone new. What three films do you
show them first?
6:36 PM 6/5/19 Twitter Web Client
383 Retweets 4,889 Likes
WLDES
wDESG
ORDRINGSORDRINGSORDRINGS
THE
POF TE RIN
WINNER ACADEMY AWAD
BEST PCTURE 150

Dating, Netflix, and Pof: Netflix Film
NetflixFilm
Here's a scenario: You're dating
someone new. What three films do you
show them first?
6:36 PM 6/5/19 Twitter Web Client
383 Retweets 4,889 Likes
WLDES
wDESG
ORDRINGSORDRINGSORDRINGS
THE
POF TE RIN
WINNER ACADEMY AWAD
BEST PCTURE 150

Test, Poke, and Light: Why do you multiply the percentage by .16772888172? Otherwise the test fails TDD geek poke Things we do to see that green light

Test, Poke, and Light: Why do you
multiply the
percentage by
.16772888172?
Otherwise the
test fails
TDD
geek
poke
Things we do to see that green light

Test, Poke, and Light: Why do you
multiply the
percentage by
.16772888172?
Otherwise the
test fails
TDD
geek
poke
Things we do to see that green light

Things we do to see that green light

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? minecrfat memes

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal
thing I own?
minecrfat memes

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal
thing I own?
minecrfat memes

minecrfat memes

Go to Sleep, Sleep, and Net: Do you think about me before you go to sleep? https://iglovequotes.net/

Go to Sleep, Sleep, and Net: Do you think about
me before you go to
sleep?
https://iglovequotes.net/

Go to Sleep, Sleep, and Net: Do you think about
me before you go to
sleep?
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW @PenultimateRMW OMG so I hooked up with a guy last night who has abs and I was like fuck you have actual abs' and you know what he said to me? 'So do you, they're just under here' and he stroked my tummy admiringly and told me I was a big gorgeous boy. Reader, I felt gorgeous. 2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Abs are hiding

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW
@PenultimateRMW
OMG so I hooked up with a guy last
night who has abs and I was like
fuck you have actual abs' and you
know what he said to me? 'So do
you, they're just under here' and he
stroked my tummy admiringly and
told me I was a big gorgeous boy.
Reader, I felt gorgeous.
2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Abs are hiding

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW
@PenultimateRMW
OMG so I hooked up with a guy last
night who has abs and I was like
fuck you have actual abs' and you
know what he said to me? 'So do
you, they're just under here' and he
stroked my tummy admiringly and
told me I was a big gorgeous boy.
Reader, I felt gorgeous.
2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Abs are hiding

Abs are hiding

Blessed, Wow, and Mean: THERE'S A WOLF ON THAT CUFF! IT'S LOOKING RIGHT AT US! Он, WOW! WE'VE BEEN BLESSED! WHY DO You ALWAYS DO THAT? IT SEEMS TO MEAN ОН, GOODBYE! A LOT TO THEM WHAT A GREAT HIKE. Of@awoocomic (c) AC Stuart patreon.com/awoocomic Nature is wholesome!

Blessed, Wow, and Mean: THERE'S A WOLF
ON THAT CUFF!
IT'S LOOKING
RIGHT AT US!
Он,
WOW!
WE'VE
BEEN
BLESSED!
WHY DO
You ALWAYS
DO THAT?
IT SEEMS
TO MEAN
ОН, GOODBYE!
A LOT
TO THEM
WHAT A
GREAT
HIKE.
Of@awoocomic (c) AC Stuart
patreon.com/awoocomic
Nature is wholesome!

Blessed, Wow, and Mean: THERE'S A WOLF
ON THAT CUFF!
IT'S LOOKING
RIGHT AT US!
Он,
WOW!
WE'VE
BEEN
BLESSED!
WHY DO
You ALWAYS
DO THAT?
IT SEEMS
TO MEAN
ОН, GOODBYE!
A LOT
TO THEM
WHAT A
GREAT
HIKE.
Of@awoocomic (c) AC Stuart
patreon.com/awoocomic
Nature is wholesome!

Nature is wholesome!

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
@DylanReneau
Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
worth taking the risk of getting
salmonella
@logancooper14
Dylan pull yourself together and go
get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
class
kingantlion:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau
@DylanReneau
Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is
worth taking the risk of getting
salmonella
@logancooper14
Dylan pull yourself together and go
get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough
not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some
class
kingantlion:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confuse...

Joker, Life, and Canada: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY ILL LONER WITH A SOCIETY THAT TREATS HIM LIKE CRAP? ACTUALLY YoU GET FREE CARE & SUPPORT SO YOU CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN LIFE JOKER CANADA EDITION MART VIRKUS '1q Joker in Canada

Joker, Life, and Canada: WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU CROSS A
MENTALLY ILL LONER
WITH A
SOCIETY THAT
TREATS HIM
LIKE CRAP?
ACTUALLY YoU GET
FREE CARE & SUPPORT
SO YOU CAN FIND
HAPPINESS
IN LIFE
JOKER
CANADA EDITION
MART VIRKUS '1q
Joker in Canada

Joker, Life, and Canada: WHAT DO YOU GET
WHEN YOU CROSS A
MENTALLY ILL LONER
WITH A
SOCIETY THAT
TREATS HIM
LIKE CRAP?
ACTUALLY YoU GET
FREE CARE & SUPPORT
SO YOU CAN FIND
HAPPINESS
IN LIFE
JOKER
CANADA EDITION
MART VIRKUS '1q
Joker in Canada

Joker in Canada

Aww, Forever, and Wholesome: THEY SAY WE SEE ON CLOUDS WHAT WE MOST WANT THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE AN ICE CONE! 11 nhmm WHAT DO YOU SEE BABE? uw ISEE US TOGETHER FOREVER AWW ANGULO VISTA PAFREL FRITZEN Wholesome Edit

Aww, Forever, and Wholesome: THEY SAY WE
SEE ON CLOUDS
WHAT WE MOST WANT
THAT ONE
LOOKS LIKE
AN ICE CONE!
11
nhmm
WHAT DO
YOU SEE BABE?
uw
ISEE US
TOGETHER FOREVER
AWW
ANGULO
VISTA
PAFREL FRITZEN
Wholesome Edit

Aww, Forever, and Wholesome: THEY SAY WE
SEE ON CLOUDS
WHAT WE MOST WANT
THAT ONE
LOOKS LIKE
AN ICE CONE!
11
nhmm
WHAT DO
YOU SEE BABE?
uw
ISEE US
TOGETHER FOREVER
AWW
ANGULO
VISTA
PAFREL FRITZEN
Wholesome Edit

Wholesome Edit

Cross, The Middle, and Mind: do you ever wonders who's mind you cross while they're laying down at night, or waking up in the morning, or sitting in the middle of class

Cross, The Middle, and Mind: do you ever wonders who's mind
you cross while they're laying down
at night, or waking up in the
morning, or sitting in the middle of
class

Cross, The Middle, and Mind: do you ever wonders who's mind
you cross while they're laying down
at night, or waking up in the
morning, or sitting in the middle of
class

Happy, Back, and How: Sometimes I hold Alex up and say to him, "you make so many people happy, do you have any idea how many people's lives you've touched?" And he looks back at me with his gooby little face, and nods. Alex knows what hes done <3

Happy, Back, and How: Sometimes I hold Alex up and say to
him, "you make so many people
happy, do you have any idea how
many people's lives you've touched?"
And he looks back at me with his
gooby little face, and nods.
Alex knows what hes done <3

Happy, Back, and How: Sometimes I hold Alex up and say to
him, "you make so many people
happy, do you have any idea how
many people's lives you've touched?"
And he looks back at me with his
gooby little face, and nods.
Alex knows what hes done <3

Alex knows what hes done

Shit, Alright, and How: Me: How much do you charge? The tailor: $10 for shorts. $20 for pants Me: Alright then I want shorts that reach down as far as my feet The tailor: Listen here, you little shit Bamboozled

Shit, Alright, and How: Me: How much do you charge?
The tailor: $10 for shorts. $20 for pants
Me: Alright then I want shorts that
reach down as far as my feet
The tailor:
Listen here, you
little shit
Bamboozled

Shit, Alright, and How: Me: How much do you charge?
The tailor: $10 for shorts. $20 for pants
Me: Alright then I want shorts that
reach down as far as my feet
The tailor:
Listen here, you
little shit
Bamboozled

Bamboozled

Aww, Complex, and Forever: THEY SAY WE SEE ON CLOUDS WHAT WE MOST WANT THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE AN ICE CONE! WHAT DO YOU SEE BABE? Mr I SEE US TOGETHER FOREVER AWW O(1) BNGULO VISTA Complex dreams

Aww, Complex, and Forever: THEY SAY WE
SEE ON CLOUDS
WHAT WE MOST WANT
THAT ONE
LOOKS LIKE
AN ICE CONE!
WHAT DO
YOU SEE BABE?
Mr
I SEE US
TOGETHER FOREVER
AWW
O(1)
BNGULO
VISTA
Complex dreams

Aww, Complex, and Forever: THEY SAY WE
SEE ON CLOUDS
WHAT WE MOST WANT
THAT ONE
LOOKS LIKE
AN ICE CONE!
WHAT DO
YOU SEE BABE?
Mr
I SEE US
TOGETHER FOREVER
AWW
O(1)
BNGULO
VISTA
Complex dreams

Complex dreams

Dancing, Shrek, and Walmart: neilnevins imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart yiffmaster where is she now bonerfart where do you go once you've reached the top Where do you go from the top?

Dancing, Shrek, and Walmart: neilnevins
imagine being the woman in this commercial
who had to pretend she was dancing with the
cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart
yiffmaster
where is she now
bonerfart
where do you go once you've reached the top
Where do you go from the top?

Dancing, Shrek, and Walmart: neilnevins
imagine being the woman in this commercial
who had to pretend she was dancing with the
cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart
yiffmaster
where is she now
bonerfart
where do you go once you've reached the top
Where do you go from the top?

Where do you go from the top?

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW @PenultimateRMW OMG so I hooked up with a guy last night who has abs and I was like fuck you have actual abs' and you know what he said to me? 'So do you, they're just under here' and he stroked my tummy admiringly and told me I was a big gorgeous boy. Reader, I felt gorgeous. 2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Abs are hiding

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW
@PenultimateRMW
OMG so I hooked up with a guy last
night who has abs and I was like
fuck you have actual abs' and you
know what he said to me? 'So do
you, they're just under here' and he
stroked my tummy admiringly and
told me I was a big gorgeous boy.
Reader, I felt gorgeous.
2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Abs are hiding

Fuck You, Iphone, and Omg: RMW
@PenultimateRMW
OMG so I hooked up with a guy last
night who has abs and I was like
fuck you have actual abs' and you
know what he said to me? 'So do
you, they're just under here' and he
stroked my tummy admiringly and
told me I was a big gorgeous boy.
Reader, I felt gorgeous.
2.07 PM 18/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Abs are hiding

Abs are hiding

Own, Thing, and You: Do you wanna see the most illegal thing own? Wait that’s illegal

Own, Thing, and You: Do you wanna see the most illegal thing
own?
Wait that’s illegal

Own, Thing, and You: Do you wanna see the most illegal thing
own?
Wait that’s illegal

Wait that’s illegal

Ass, Dumb, and Hello: 0 4G 40% 15:55 . OT : X r/learnpython Posted by Python programmer . 6h Hello guys.... If you want to solve a programming exercise /problem.... What steps do you follow to solve it? Tech I want to know what is the correct way of solving problems I used method of just thinking and then start solving and if i get error i keep trying.... But i read that is wrong to do and waste of time 39 20 Share Award BEST COMMENTS ane 6h.I read the question and determine exactly ... Stare at the code for a while, question my life choices, go make a coffee, rubber duck my colleague, realise I was being a dumb ass. Reply 10 I feel personally attacked t5 flowcharts! Add a comment Truth hurts

Ass, Dumb, and Hello: 0 4G
40%
15:55
. OT
:
X
r/learnpython
Posted by
Python programmer . 6h
Hello guys.... If you want to solve a
programming exercise /problem.... What
steps do you follow to solve it?
Tech
I want to know what is the correct way of solving
problems I used method of just thinking and then start
solving and if i get error i keep trying.... But i read that is
wrong to do and waste of time
39
20
Share
Award
BEST COMMENTS
ane 6h.I read the question and determine exactly ...
Stare at the code for a while, question my life choices, go
make a coffee, rubber duck my colleague, realise I was
being a dumb ass.
Reply
10
I feel personally attacked
t5
flowcharts!
Add a comment
Truth hurts

Ass, Dumb, and Hello: 0 4G
40%
15:55
. OT
:
X
r/learnpython
Posted by
Python programmer . 6h
Hello guys.... If you want to solve a
programming exercise /problem.... What
steps do you follow to solve it?
Tech
I want to know what is the correct way of solving
problems I used method of just thinking and then start
solving and if i get error i keep trying.... But i read that is
wrong to do and waste of time
39
20
Share
Award
BEST COMMENTS
ane 6h.I read the question and determine exactly ...
Stare at the code for a while, question my life choices, go
make a coffee, rubber duck my colleague, realise I was
being a dumb ass.
Reply
10
I feel personally attacked
t5
flowcharts!
Add a comment
Truth hurts

Truth hurts

Kids, Husband, and Wife: *nudges husband awake at 4 AM me: do you like me him: I MARRIED YOU me: yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? unclear Its just grownup kids

Kids, Husband, and Wife: *nudges husband awake at 4 AM
me: do you like me
him: I MARRIED YOU
me: yes but did you marry me as a
friend, or like, a wife? unclear
Its just grownup kids

Kids, Husband, and Wife: *nudges husband awake at 4 AM
me: do you like me
him: I MARRIED YOU
me: yes but did you marry me as a
friend, or like, a wife? unclear
Its just grownup kids

Its just grownup kids

Mask, Javascript, and Html5: DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR THAT MASK? HTML5 HTML5 LET'S KEEP THIS ON. JavaScript HTML5 Behind the story!

Mask, Javascript, and Html5: DO YOU ALWAYS
WEAR THAT MASK?
HTML5
HTML5
LET'S KEEP
THIS ON.
JavaScript
HTML5
Behind the story!

Mask, Javascript, and Html5: DO YOU ALWAYS
WEAR THAT MASK?
HTML5
HTML5
LET'S KEEP
THIS ON.
JavaScript
HTML5
Behind the story!

Behind the story!

Beautiful, Gif, and Shit: 8:18 5GE YOU MATCHED WITH MACI ON 10/16/19 What coffee shop do you work at? Today 7:42 PM peet's coffee Perfect, we're sworn enemies should we recreate a modern day Romeo and Juliet? that's beautiful Okay I'm looking at the original Romeo and Juliet script right here and it says that Romeo had juliets snap oh shit Alright bet Sent Type a message Send GIF We both work at different coffee shops

Beautiful, Gif, and Shit: 8:18
5GE
YOU MATCHED WITH MACI ON 10/16/19
What coffee shop do you work at?
Today 7:42 PM
peet's coffee
Perfect, we're sworn enemies should
we recreate a modern day Romeo and
Juliet?
that's beautiful
Okay I'm looking at the original Romeo
and Juliet script right here and it says
that Romeo had juliets snap
oh shit
Alright bet
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
We both work at different coffee shops

Beautiful, Gif, and Shit: 8:18
5GE
YOU MATCHED WITH MACI ON 10/16/19
What coffee shop do you work at?
Today 7:42 PM
peet's coffee
Perfect, we're sworn enemies should
we recreate a modern day Romeo and
Juliet?
that's beautiful
Okay I'm looking at the original Romeo
and Juliet script right here and it says
that Romeo had juliets snap
oh shit
Alright bet
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
We both work at different coffee shops

We both work at different coffee shops

Apple, Funny, and Hungry: "People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water." Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs) Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. "Oohh isn't it funny that a person will eat when they're hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face" (via artfucker1996) Old but gold

Apple, Funny, and Hungry: "People run from rain
but sit in bathtubs full
of water."
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe
fully clothed you dickhead. "Oohh isn't it funny
that a person will eat when they're hungry but
will duck if you throw an apple at their face"
(via artfucker1996)
Old but gold

Apple, Funny, and Hungry: "People run from rain
but sit in bathtubs full
of water."
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe
fully clothed you dickhead. "Oohh isn't it funny
that a person will eat when they're hungry but
will duck if you throw an apple at their face"
(via artfucker1996)
Old but gold

Old but gold

Bikini Bottom, Bikini, and How: Doctors: "Before undergoing any form of surgery, it is imperative that you understand the procedure and any potential risks that may arise" Plastic surgeons: How big do you want 'em Lets fix that Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom, Bikini, and How: Doctors: "Before undergoing any form of surgery, it
is imperative that you understand the procedure
and any potential risks that may arise"
Plastic surgeons:
How big do you want 'em
Lets fix that Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom, Bikini, and How: Doctors: "Before undergoing any form of surgery, it
is imperative that you understand the procedure
and any potential risks that may arise"
Plastic surgeons:
How big do you want 'em
Lets fix that Bikini Bottom

Lets fix that Bikini Bottom

Bitch, Tranny, and Anal: This bitch is blowing you. You see a bulge in her pants. Realize it's a tranny. What do you do? Wipe the sweat off my brow because I no longer need to ask if she does anal imgfirp.com *wipes sweat off of brow*

Bitch, Tranny, and Anal: This bitch is blowing you. You
see a bulge in her pants. Realize
it's a tranny. What do you do?
Wipe the sweat off my brow
because I no longer need to ask
if she does anal
imgfirp.com
*wipes sweat off of brow*

Bitch, Tranny, and Anal: This bitch is blowing you. You
see a bulge in her pants. Realize
it's a tranny. What do you do?
Wipe the sweat off my brow
because I no longer need to ask
if she does anal
imgfirp.com
*wipes sweat off of brow*

*wipes sweat off of brow*

Back to the Future, Funny, and Future: oo Verizon LTE 23% 12:54 PM Katie Hey! How funny that we matched. I didn't think I'd see you again We've met? Haha do you not remember drunkenly walking into my dorm? No I do not... When was this Next weekend Smooth Message Send GIF Back to the Future

Back to the Future, Funny, and Future: oo Verizon LTE
23%
12:54 PM
Katie
Hey! How funny that we matched.
I didn't think I'd see you again
We've met?
Haha do you not remember
drunkenly walking into my dorm?
No I do not... When was this
Next weekend
Smooth
Message
Send
GIF
Back to the Future

Back to the Future, Funny, and Future: oo Verizon LTE
23%
12:54 PM
Katie
Hey! How funny that we matched.
I didn't think I'd see you again
We've met?
Haha do you not remember
drunkenly walking into my dorm?
No I do not... When was this
Next weekend
Smooth
Message
Send
GIF
Back to the Future

Back to the Future

Butt, Meme, and Lost: via First We Feast FANDOM By crawling up his butt meme? What do you make of the Ant-Man kills Thanos BUR BUR I consider it a lost opportunity *exhales What could have been…

Butt, Meme, and Lost: via First We Feast
FANDOM
By crawling up
his butt meme?
What do you make of
the Ant-Man kills Thanos
BUR
BUR
I consider it a lost
opportunity
*exhales
What could have been…

Butt, Meme, and Lost: via First We Feast
FANDOM
By crawling up
his butt meme?
What do you make of
the Ant-Man kills Thanos
BUR
BUR
I consider it a lost
opportunity
*exhales
What could have been…

What could have been…

Memes, 🤖, and Com: SPAL BALLISLIFE.COM Imagine Jamal Crawford dribbling towards you backwards 😂😂😂 .... Do you stand a chance? Or you already know it's over? 😂😂 https://t.co/8bVg76JWjW

Memes, 🤖, and Com: SPAL
BALLISLIFE.COM
Imagine Jamal Crawford dribbling towards you backwards 😂😂😂 .... Do you stand a chance? Or you already know it's over? 😂😂 https://t.co/8bVg76JWjW

Memes, 🤖, and Com: SPAL
BALLISLIFE.COM
Imagine Jamal Crawford dribbling towards you backwards 😂😂😂 .... Do you stand a chance? Or you already know it's over? 😂😂 https://t.co/8bVg76JWjW

Imagine Jamal Crawford dribbling towards you backwards 😂😂😂 .... Do you stand a chance? Or you already know it's over? 😂😂 https://t.co/8bVg76...

Club, Head, and Yeah: What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $700 $200? Sure why not Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes? Sounds good Hey I'm here Cool, head inside Into the comedy club? Yeah. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else STARECAT.COM me_irl

Club, Head, and Yeah: What's the lowest you'll take?
Lowest I'll go is $700
$200?
Sure why not
Ok where do you want to meet
101 main in Burlington in about 10
minutes?
Sounds good
Hey I'm here
Cool, head inside
Into the comedy club?
Yeah. Then head up on the stage
and tell your jokes to somebody
else
STARECAT.COM
me_irl

Club, Head, and Yeah: What's the lowest you'll take?
Lowest I'll go is $700
$200?
Sure why not
Ok where do you want to meet
101 main in Burlington in about 10
minutes?
Sounds good
Hey I'm here
Cool, head inside
Into the comedy club?
Yeah. Then head up on the stage
and tell your jokes to somebody
else
STARECAT.COM
me_irl

me_irl

Life, Kid, and You: HEY KID, DO YOU WANT ME TO RUIN YOUR LIFE? NO MAAM, I'M CAPABLE OF DOING THAT MYSELF. ni

Life, Kid, and You: HEY KID, DO YOU WANT ME
TO RUIN YOUR LIFE?
NO MAAM, I'M CAPABLE OF
DOING THAT MYSELF.
ni

Life, Kid, and You: HEY KID, DO YOU WANT ME
TO RUIN YOUR LIFE?
NO MAAM, I'M CAPABLE OF
DOING THAT MYSELF.
ni

Be Like, Dad, and Football: My dad: Why do you get so freaking mad after you lose a gaming match? Also, my dad after his football team loses: imgflip.com It really do be like that

Be Like, Dad, and Football: My dad: Why do you get so freaking
mad after you lose a gaming match?
Also, my dad after his football team loses:
imgflip.com
It really do be like that

Be Like, Dad, and Football: My dad: Why do you get so freaking
mad after you lose a gaming match?
Also, my dad after his football team loses:
imgflip.com
It really do be like that

It really do be like that

Beautiful, How, and Net: You really have no clue how beautiful you are, do you? https://iglovequotes.net/

Beautiful, How, and Net: You really have no clue how
beautiful you are, do you?
https://iglovequotes.net/

Beautiful, How, and Net: You really have no clue how
beautiful you are, do you?
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Parents, Big, and Grow: Parents: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: BIG OUNCE Professional Street Nigga “professional street n*gga.”

Parents, Big, and Grow: Parents: What do you want
to be when you grow up?
Me:
BIG OUNCE
Professional Street Nigga
“professional street n*gga.”

Parents, Big, and Grow: Parents: What do you want
to be when you grow up?
Me:
BIG OUNCE
Professional Street Nigga
“professional street n*gga.”

“professional street n*gga.”

Confused, Spirit, and Got: Do you know who David is? Vix David who Now Joe Mama Now MMS ILLUSION 100 He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

Confused, Spirit, and Got: Do you know who David is?
Vix
David who
Now
Joe Mama
Now MMS
ILLUSION 100
He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

Confused, Spirit, and Got: Do you know who David is?
Vix
David who
Now
Joe Mama
Now MMS
ILLUSION 100
He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit

Advice, Anxiety, and Time: avantegarda I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor avantegarda Youngster: how do you cope with exams/ anxiety/time management Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

Advice, Anxiety, and Time: avantegarda
I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but
when someone younger than me asks for
advice I turn into a Wise Professor
avantegarda
Youngster: how do you cope with exams/
anxiety/time management
Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a
bagel at 2 pm:

Advice, Anxiety, and Time: avantegarda
I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but
when someone younger than me asks for
advice I turn into a Wise Professor
avantegarda
Youngster: how do you cope with exams/
anxiety/time management
Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a
bagel at 2 pm:

Amazon, Chrome, and Click: $ Ecosia, a search engine that use 80% of their profits to plant trees, is planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy The Happy Broadcast G I don't want to play with you anymore tspicer23: ofgeography: avital-mi-beit: tealishfish: programmerhumour: Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet. I use Ecosia and let me tell you, Google has nothing on this search engine. It’s easy to free up your cache and delete cookies. The option is immediately viewable in settings instead of hidden away in the alcoves of who knows where. Unless you favorite a page, it automatically clears it after 7 days, which is awesome if you hate clearing tabs like I do. They plant trees everywhere. Ecosia updates you on their progress- not with annoying update notifications, but with a button you can click as you type up your search if you’re curious. The tree count is shown just beneath the search bar. It is an app too and only takes up 18.2 MB. That’s the equivalent of nine live pictures on your phone. You can view your own tree count. Mine’s 2,475 trees. I have had the app for six months. Do you know how much acreage that is? It’s a heckin’ ton of acres. It has a safe search mode that actually works. It’s true! also worth noting that ecosia’s servers run on 100% renewable energy and that their tree-planting methods are very cool: https://ecosia.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360013316554-What-tree-planting-methods-does-Ecosia-use- You can also add tab for a cause. Which is an extension for your web browser that gives you hearts to donate every time you open a new tab. And you can use ecosia as a search engine on it as well! Chrome Firefox

Amazon, Chrome, and Click: $
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
tspicer23:

ofgeography:

avital-mi-beit:

tealishfish:

programmerhumour:

Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

I use Ecosia and let me tell you, Google has nothing on this search engine.
It’s easy to free up your cache and delete cookies. The option is immediately viewable in settings instead of hidden away in the alcoves of who knows where.
Unless you favorite a page, it automatically clears it after 7 days, which is awesome if you hate clearing tabs like I do.
They plant trees everywhere.
Ecosia updates you on their progress- not with annoying update notifications, but with a button you can click as you type up your search if you’re curious.
The tree count is shown just beneath the search bar.
It is an app too and only takes up 18.2 MB. That’s the equivalent of nine live pictures on your phone.
You can view your own tree count. Mine’s 2,475 trees. I have had the app for six months. Do you know how much acreage that is? It’s a heckin’ ton of acres.
It has a safe search mode that actually works.

It’s true!

also worth noting that ecosia’s servers run on 100% renewable energy and that their tree-planting methods are very cool: https://ecosia.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360013316554-What-tree-planting-methods-does-Ecosia-use-

You can also add tab for a cause. Which is an extension for your web browser that gives you hearts to donate every time you open a new tab. And you can use ecosia as a search engine on it as well!
Chrome
Firefox

Amazon, Chrome, and Click: $
Ecosia, a search engine that use
80% of their profits to plant trees, is
planting 1 Million trees in Brazil after
the Amazon Rainforest fire tragedy
The Happy Broadcast
G
I don't want to play with you anymore
tspicer23:

ofgeography:

avital-mi-beit:

tealishfish:

programmerhumour:

Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We can singlehandedly save the planet.

I use Ecosia and let me tell you, Google has nothing on this search engine.
It’s easy to free up your cache and delete cookies. The option is immediately viewable in settings instead of hidden away in the alcoves of who knows where.
Unless you favorite a page, it automatically clears it after 7 days, which is awesome if you hate clearing tabs like I do.
They plant trees everywhere.
Ecosia updates you on their progress- not with annoying update notifications, but with a button you can click as you type up your search if you’re curious.
The tree count is shown just beneath the search bar.
It is an app too and only takes up 18.2 MB. That’s the equivalent of nine live pictures on your phone.
You can view your own tree count. Mine’s 2,475 trees. I have had the app for six months. Do you know how much acreage that is? It’s a heckin’ ton of acres.
It has a safe search mode that actually works.

It’s true!

also worth noting that ecosia’s servers run on 100% renewable energy and that their tree-planting methods are very cool: https://ecosia.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360013316554-What-tree-planting-methods-does-Ecosia-use-

You can also add tab for a cause. Which is an extension for your web browser that gives you hearts to donate every time you open a new tab. And you can use ecosia as a search engine on it as well!
Chrome
Firefox

tspicer23: ofgeography: avital-mi-beit: tealishfish: programmerhumour: Programmers are the greatest browsing community (SO mostly)…We ...

Wonder, Haven, and You: DO YOU LIKE SURPRISES ? I WONDER WHAT HE IS GOING TO SHOW ME! FOLLOW ME 000 Like you haven’t done this before…

Wonder, Haven, and You: DO YOU LIKE
SURPRISES ?
I WONDER WHAT
HE IS GOING TO
SHOW ME!
FOLLOW ME
000
Like you haven’t done this before…

Wonder, Haven, and You: DO YOU LIKE
SURPRISES ?
I WONDER WHAT
HE IS GOING TO
SHOW ME!
FOLLOW ME
000
Like you haven’t done this before…

Like you haven’t done this before…

Head, Life, and Affect: "you're obsessed with your mental illness" i know right? it's almost like it impacts every part of my life "it's all in your head" I know right? it's almost like it's a mental illness "why do you let it affect you and stop you from being able to do things?" I know right? It's almost like it's an ACTUAL ILLNESS Me irl

Head, Life, and Affect: "you're obsessed with your mental
illness"
i know right? it's almost like it
impacts every part of my life
"it's all in your head"
I know right? it's almost like it's a
mental illness
"why do you let it affect you and stop you
from being able to do things?"
I know right? It's almost like it's an
ACTUAL ILLNESS
Me irl

Head, Life, and Affect: "you're obsessed with your mental
illness"
i know right? it's almost like it
impacts every part of my life
"it's all in your head"
I know right? it's almost like it's a
mental illness
"why do you let it affect you and stop you
from being able to do things?"
I know right? It's almost like it's an
ACTUAL ILLNESS
Me irl

Me irl

Dude, Sincerely, and Wisdom: madison Follow @sym_phr i complimented a dude at the corner store on his junkrat shirt and he was like "oh thanks! do you play?" and asked whol main and i said "reinhardt, but not by choice" and incredibly sincerely he looked me in the eyes and said "you don't have to be what people want you to be" 11:20 AM - 2 Mar 2018 15,346 Retweets 62,056 Likes t 15K 246 62K Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main

Dude, Sincerely, and Wisdom: madison
Follow
@sym_phr
i complimented a dude at the corner store on
his junkrat shirt and he was like "oh thanks!
do you play?" and asked whol main and i
said "reinhardt, but not by choice" and
incredibly sincerely he looked me in the eyes
and said "you don't have to be what people
want you to be"
11:20 AM - 2 Mar 2018
15,346 Retweets 62,056 Likes
t 15K
246
62K
Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main

Dude, Sincerely, and Wisdom: madison
Follow
@sym_phr
i complimented a dude at the corner store on
his junkrat shirt and he was like "oh thanks!
do you play?" and asked whol main and i
said "reinhardt, but not by choice" and
incredibly sincerely he looked me in the eyes
and said "you don't have to be what people
want you to be"
11:20 AM - 2 Mar 2018
15,346 Retweets 62,056 Likes
t 15K
246
62K
Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main

Wisdom from the mouth of a Junkrat main

Food, Pool, and Mind: A tiny tide pool is able to support a whole ecosystem The sea urchin grazes on algae. SLU0000URP The anemone catches small food particles with its tentacles The starfish is an asshole. Do you mind?! AMANDAPANDACOMICS.COM f @amandapandacomics @amanda_comics WEB TOON Tide Pool

Food, Pool, and Mind: A tiny tide pool is able to
support a whole ecosystem
The sea urchin grazes on
algae.
SLU0000URP
The anemone catches small food
particles with its tentacles
The starfish is an asshole.
Do you
mind?!
AMANDAPANDACOMICS.COM
f @amandapandacomics
@amanda_comics
WEB
TOON
Tide Pool

Food, Pool, and Mind: A tiny tide pool is able to
support a whole ecosystem
The sea urchin grazes on
algae.
SLU0000URP
The anemone catches small food
particles with its tentacles
The starfish is an asshole.
Do you
mind?!
AMANDAPANDACOMICS.COM
f @amandapandacomics
@amanda_comics
WEB
TOON
Tide Pool

Tide Pool

World, Net, and Who: Do you ever feel like there's not a person in the world who loves you? https://iglovequotes.net/

World, Net, and Who: Do you ever feel like there's not a person
in the world who loves you?
https://iglovequotes.net/

World, Net, and Who: Do you ever feel like there's not a person
in the world who loves you?
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Instagram, Taylor Swift, and Irl: Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift? Guy: Yes Me: On Instagram? Guy; No Tank.Sinatra me irl

Instagram, Taylor Swift, and Irl: Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift?
Guy: Yes
Me: On Instagram?
Guy; No
Tank.Sinatra
me irl

Instagram, Taylor Swift, and Irl: Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift?
Guy: Yes
Me: On Instagram?
Guy; No
Tank.Sinatra
me irl

me irl

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: "Do you have any hobbies?" INTROVERTS: memehumor: I too enjoy the finer things in life

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: "Do you have any hobbies?" INTROVERTS:
memehumor:

I too enjoy the finer things in life

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: "Do you have any hobbies?" INTROVERTS:
memehumor:

I too enjoy the finer things in life

memehumor: I too enjoy the finer things in life

Can, Scar, and Force: do you really think your pathetic weapons can penetrate my telekinetic force field, Gaston? BAST This would scar me as a child

Can, Scar, and Force: do you really think
your pathetic weapons can penetrate
my telekinetic force field, Gaston?
BAST
This would scar me as a child

Can, Scar, and Force: do you really think
your pathetic weapons can penetrate
my telekinetic force field, Gaston?
BAST
This would scar me as a child

This would scar me as a child

College, Gif, and Love: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 9:35 PM 31% Amanda what is going on in that last photo Today 9:08 PM Wanna have sex tonight wow using me for my body unreal. men these days A girl has needs true maybe another time love Aw do you live with your mom rn i do actually ya. taking time off school to support her through her chemotherapy that wasn't supposed to be a roast was it? i mean i'd assume your parents pay for your college Send Type a message GIF Now I know how women feel!

College, Gif, and Love: T-Mobile Wi-Fi
9:35 PM
31%
Amanda
what is going on in that last photo
Today 9:08 PM
Wanna have sex tonight
wow using me for my body unreal.
men these days
A girl has needs
true
maybe another time love
Aw do you live with your mom
rn i do actually ya. taking time off
school to support her through her
chemotherapy
that wasn't supposed to be a roast
was it? i mean i'd assume your parents
pay for your college
Send
Type a message
GIF
Now I know how women feel!

College, Gif, and Love: T-Mobile Wi-Fi
9:35 PM
31%
Amanda
what is going on in that last photo
Today 9:08 PM
Wanna have sex tonight
wow using me for my body unreal.
men these days
A girl has needs
true
maybe another time love
Aw do you live with your mom
rn i do actually ya. taking time off
school to support her through her
chemotherapy
that wasn't supposed to be a roast
was it? i mean i'd assume your parents
pay for your college
Send
Type a message
GIF
Now I know how women feel!

Now I know how women feel!

Gif, Head, and Lol: il Fido 10:39 PM 68% Ok I gotta ask, are you really 21? Ahahah how old do you think I look? Why Lol You look 21!! Il just wanna make sure so I don't catch a case Ahaha I'm 17 NICK Sent Send Type a message GIF Imma head out

Gif, Head, and Lol: il Fido
10:39 PM
68%
Ok I gotta ask, are you really 21?
Ahahah
how old do you think I look?
Why
Lol
You look 21!! Il just wanna make sure
so I don't catch a case
Ahaha
I'm 17
NICK
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Imma head out

Gif, Head, and Lol: il Fido
10:39 PM
68%
Ok I gotta ask, are you really 21?
Ahahah
how old do you think I look?
Why
Lol
You look 21!! Il just wanna make sure
so I don't catch a case
Ahaha
I'm 17
NICK
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Imma head out

Imma head out

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? minecrfat memes

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal
thing I own?
minecrfat memes

Memes, Minecrfat, and Own: Do you want to see the most illegal
thing I own?
minecrfat memes

minecrfat memes

Fucking, League of Legends, and Minecraft: Do you play Minecraft? Because if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft guess I can't get the shaft then:( Do I get anything for playing League of Legends? You get just the tip since I'm not a fucking nerd you nerd Does he like video games or not?

Fucking, League of Legends, and Minecraft: Do you play Minecraft?
Because if you don't play the
craft, you can't get the shaft
guess I can't get the shaft
then:(
Do I get anything for playing
League of Legends?
You get just the tip since I'm not
a fucking nerd you nerd
Does he like video games or not?

Fucking, League of Legends, and Minecraft: Do you play Minecraft?
Because if you don't play the
craft, you can't get the shaft
guess I can't get the shaft
then:(
Do I get anything for playing
League of Legends?
You get just the tip since I'm not
a fucking nerd you nerd
Does he like video games or not?

Does he like video games or not?

Funny, Target, and Tumblr: blackzagan: bumbleshark: bumbleshark: idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirtless too and whoopi just said “nah im good” reblog for sfw whoopi goldberg sfw means safe for whoopi

Funny, Target, and Tumblr: blackzagan:

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:
idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirtless too and whoopi just said “nah im good”
reblog for sfw whoopi goldberg

sfw means safe for whoopi

Funny, Target, and Tumblr: blackzagan:

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:
idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirtless too and whoopi just said “nah im good”
reblog for sfw whoopi goldberg

sfw means safe for whoopi

blackzagan: bumbleshark: bumbleshark: idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirt...

God, Oh My God, and Pop: turtlepated This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that "Ghengis Khan" has the same number of syllables as "Stacey's Mom", and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you donnies-pop-tart Oh my god .

God, Oh My God, and Pop: turtlepated
This morning I had the totally random
and completely unsolicited realization
that "Ghengis Khan" has the same
number of syllables as "Stacey's
Mom", and if I have to be cursed with
this knowledge then so do you
donnies-pop-tart
Oh my god
.

God, Oh My God, and Pop: turtlepated
This morning I had the totally random
and completely unsolicited realization
that "Ghengis Khan" has the same
number of syllables as "Stacey's
Mom", and if I have to be cursed with
this knowledge then so do you
donnies-pop-tart
Oh my god
.

.