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Distracte: Only cowards use arrows, you k now I don't need a princess to save, because i have you Warrior GF I can't wait to kill some goblins with you! Which do you prefer: axes, maces Spells? What would i need that for? I can carry your weapons if they're too heavy HP: 200 MP: 50 STR. 10 DUR. 10 SPD. 5 INT. 1 CHAR. 3 Wanna hear the new inspiring speech i've been working on? *CLANG C'mon, let me hear your battlecry! If things get too tought just hide behind me Check out my sweet new set of armor Could you please get me some health potions? Heavy armorLight armor Hey let me show you this cool new sword trick c-could you help me take off my armor, please? Have i ever told you about the first dragon i killed? Do you want me to tell it again? anger GF HP: 80 MP: 80 STR. 3 DUR. 3 SPD. 10 INT. 6 CHAR. 6 Shh, i need to focu Twang Do you mind if i stay behind you?...N-no particular reason... 戈 Let's go steal from the rich and give to the poor! l don't Are you a ranger too? Because you've hit me straight in the heart I can teach you how to climb trees if you want to Don't worry, i'll guard you while you sleep Ranged weapons are just better, it's simple logic. Due to my elven nature, i will inevitably outlive you, but know that you'll always live on in my memory. scrapeS knee ANON, HELP! I'M DYING! Can you put this apple on your head real quick? Sorry for awakening an eldritch horror...again. I cast magic missile into the darkness Behold the power of my sta i mean, my summon! Is that your wand in your pocket, anon? MAGIC Do you wish to learn the ancient secrets of the mystic arts, anon? HP: 60 MP: 200 STR. 1 SPD. 1 DUR. 3 SPD. 5 INT. 10 CHAR.5 Wanna see a magic trick? Have this enchanted ring, it'll shield you from dark magie Don' t worry, it's a fake beard. I need you to go gather some ingredients for these potions It's not a dress! It's a robe! Let's go buy books togethert Magic isn't about "why?", it's about "why not?" l'll warn you beforehand that i have no sense of right or wrong Magocracy is clearly the only political system that works So, you have any plans for our next heist? Rogue GF HP: 60 MP: 80 Quick, distract the guards for me! D-diamonds? What diamonds? I didn't see any diamonds... Look over there! grappling hooks away Light armorHeavy armor Shadow hide you only steal from bad people!(Well, most of the time) It's not illegal if you don't get caught SPD. 10 DUR. 3 There's no such thing as "too many lockpicks", anon. I-l only steal to survive! Of course i need a golden necklace to survive... Yeah...Of course i don'tkil Sneaks up on you SURPRISE! Let's go jump through the rooftops together! INT. 7 CHAR. 7 No anon, i am not a ninja I'm not an assasin either Could you please wear this guard uniform? And do you mind calling me "criminal scum"? Bard GF HP: 60 MP: 150 STR. 3 SPD. 3 DUR. 2 INT. 7 CHAR. 10 Shall i compare thee to a summer's day, anon? Can you help me tune my lute, anon? Nah, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Dramatic? me? why, NEVER! W-who are you calling "Spoony"? If only mere words could capture the love i feel for you Did you read the love letters i sent you? Which is your favorite literary school, anon? Come on anon, it's a duet, you've gotta sing with me Greek mythology is best mythology Even when we die, our love will live eternally through my art You are totally my muse Keep in mind that if you break up with me i'll give you the roasting of a lifetime Anyway here's wonderwall
Distracte: Only cowards use arrows, you k
 now
 I don't need a princess to save, because i have you
 Warrior GF
 I can't wait to kill some goblins with you!
 Which do you prefer: axes, maces
 Spells? What would i need that for?
 I can carry your weapons if they're too heavy
 HP: 200
 MP: 50
 STR. 10
 DUR. 10
 SPD. 5
 INT. 1
 CHAR. 3
 Wanna hear the new inspiring speech i've been working on?
 *CLANG C'mon, let me hear your battlecry!
 If things get too tought just hide behind me
 Check out my sweet new set of armor
 Could you please get me some health potions? Heavy armorLight armor
 Hey let me show you this cool new sword trick
 c-could you help me take off my armor, please?
 Have i ever told you about the first dragon i killed?
 Do you want me to tell it again?
 anger GF
 HP: 80
 MP: 80
 STR. 3
 DUR. 3
 SPD. 10
 INT. 6
 CHAR. 6
 Shh, i need to focu
 Twang
 Do you mind if i stay behind you?...N-no particular reason...
 戈
 Let's go steal from the rich and give to the poor!
 l don't
 Are you a ranger too? Because you've hit me straight in the heart
 I can teach you how to climb trees if you want to
 Don't worry, i'll guard you while you sleep
 Ranged weapons are just better, it's simple logic.
 Due to my elven nature, i will inevitably outlive you, but know that you'll always live on in my memory.
 scrapeS
 knee ANON, HELP! I'M DYING!
 Can you put this apple on your head real quick?
 Sorry for awakening an eldritch horror...again.
 I cast magic missile into the darkness
 Behold the power of my sta i mean, my summon! Is that your wand in your pocket, anon?
 MAGIC
 Do you wish to learn the ancient secrets of the mystic arts, anon?
 HP: 60
 MP: 200
 STR. 1
 SPD. 1
 DUR. 3
 SPD. 5
 INT. 10
 CHAR.5
 Wanna see a magic trick?
 Have this enchanted ring, it'll shield you from dark magie
 Don'
 t worry, it's a fake beard.
 I need you to go gather some ingredients for these potions
 It's not a dress! It's a robe!
 Let's go buy books togethert Magic isn't about "why?", it's about "why not?"
 l'll warn you beforehand that i have no sense of right or wrong
 Magocracy is clearly the only political system that works
 So, you have any plans for our next heist?
 Rogue GF
 HP: 60
 MP: 80
 Quick, distract the guards for me!
 D-diamonds? What diamonds? I didn't see any diamonds... Look over there! grappling hooks away
 Light armorHeavy armor
 Shadow hide you only steal from bad people!(Well, most of the time)
 It's not illegal if you don't get caught
 SPD. 10
 DUR. 3
 There's no such thing as "too many lockpicks", anon.
 I-l only steal to survive! Of course i need a golden necklace to survive...
 Yeah...Of course i don'tkil
 Sneaks up on you SURPRISE! Let's go jump through the rooftops together!
 INT. 7
 CHAR. 7
 No anon, i am not a ninja
 I'm not an assasin either
 Could you please wear this guard uniform? And do you mind calling me "criminal scum"?
 Bard GF
 HP: 60
 MP: 150
 STR. 3
 SPD. 3
 DUR. 2
 INT. 7
 CHAR. 10
 Shall i compare thee to a summer's day, anon? Can you help me tune my lute, anon?
 Nah, thou art more lovely and more temperate. Dramatic? me? why, NEVER!
 W-who are you calling "Spoony"?
 If only mere words could capture the love i feel for you
 Did you read the love letters i sent you? Which is your favorite literary school, anon?
 Come on anon, it's a duet, you've gotta sing with me Greek mythology is best mythology
 Even when we die, our love will live eternally through my art
 You are totally my muse
 Keep in mind that if you break up with me i'll give you the roasting of a lifetime
 Anyway here's wonderwall
Distracte: sistercrow lokanemandi stormcloak Cifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does sO. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem. Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack. What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident." "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously. Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you. "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Seriously, go to FUNsubstance.com
Distracte: sistercrow
 lokanemandi
 stormcloak
 Cifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
 OH MY GOD
 Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
 Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
 developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
 they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
 better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog
 Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
 shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
 birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
 To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
 incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does sO. They
 are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
 one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem.
 Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
 Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
 project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
 the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
 retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
 Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
 Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
 movie
 Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
 we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
 into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
 constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn
 one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
 hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
 hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
 footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town
 Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
 destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
 property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
 Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
 huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
 gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
 wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
 receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
 massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free
 immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
 them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
 What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
 cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
 Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that
 Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
 enough for him to finish the beast off for good
 The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
 them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the
 legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
 knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
 into battle against the forces of evil once more
 The credits roll
 Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
 waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white
 The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
 rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
 to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
 the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf
 into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
 from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
 hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
 arms around himself to fight off the cold
 He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
 wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
 threat to the two
 "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I
 worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
 Birdwell Island incident."
 "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
 Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
 in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I
 was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
 excited to talk with you.
 "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
 work for?"
 The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
 about the Avengers Initiative.
 Seriously, go to FUNsubstance.com
Distracte: trump can't control his own emotions so GeneralKelly has to do it for him. babyass snowflake . . @Regrann from @daphneposh - 💥John Kelly Pushing Out Omarosa for ‘Triggering’ Trump 💥 . Newly minted White House chief of staff JohnKelly has sought to put a dent in the influence of one of President Donald Trump’s most famous advisers: Omarosa Manigault. . The former Apprentice co-star—who currently serves as the communications director for the Office of Public Liaison—has seen her direct access to the president limited since Kelly took the top White House job in late July, sources tell The Daily Beast. In particular, Kelly has taken steps to prevent her & other senior staffers from getting unvetted news articles on the president’s Resolute desk—a key method for influencing the president’s thinking, and one that Manigualt used to rile up Trump about internal White House drama. . Multiple sources in and outside the Trump White House told The Daily Beast that, until recently, it was common practice for aides to slide into the Oval Office and distract and infuriate the president with pieces of negative news coverage. Manigault, they say, was one of the worst offenders. . When Gen. Kelly is talking about clamping down on access to the Oval, she’s patient zero,” a source close to the Trump administration said. . The stories Manigault would present to Trump, often on a phone or printed out, would often enrage the president, and resulted in him spending at least the rest of the day fuming about it. For example, one White House source noted that Manigault was one of the people who would bring to President Trump’s attention online articles concerning MSNBC hosts, and former Trump pals, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski“slagging him, and his administration.” . This contributed, at least in small part, to the president’s mounting rage against the MSNBC couple, which exploded in late June when Trump attacked them and tweeted that, among other things, Brzezinski “was bleeding badly from a face-lift.” . Manigault earned a reputation within the White House for this kind of stuff, and, to many of her colleagues, it quickly overshadowed her comms duties and pro-Trump outr
Distracte: trump can't control his own emotions so GeneralKelly has to do it for him. babyass snowflake . . @Regrann from @daphneposh - 💥John Kelly Pushing Out Omarosa for ‘Triggering’ Trump 💥 . Newly minted White House chief of staff JohnKelly has sought to put a dent in the influence of one of President Donald Trump’s most famous advisers: Omarosa Manigault. . The former Apprentice co-star—who currently serves as the communications director for the Office of Public Liaison—has seen her direct access to the president limited since Kelly took the top White House job in late July, sources tell The Daily Beast. In particular, Kelly has taken steps to prevent her & other senior staffers from getting unvetted news articles on the president’s Resolute desk—a key method for influencing the president’s thinking, and one that Manigualt used to rile up Trump about internal White House drama. . Multiple sources in and outside the Trump White House told The Daily Beast that, until recently, it was common practice for aides to slide into the Oval Office and distract and infuriate the president with pieces of negative news coverage. Manigault, they say, was one of the worst offenders. . When Gen. Kelly is talking about clamping down on access to the Oval, she’s patient zero,” a source close to the Trump administration said. . The stories Manigault would present to Trump, often on a phone or printed out, would often enrage the president, and resulted in him spending at least the rest of the day fuming about it. For example, one White House source noted that Manigault was one of the people who would bring to President Trump’s attention online articles concerning MSNBC hosts, and former Trump pals, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski“slagging him, and his administration.” . This contributed, at least in small part, to the president’s mounting rage against the MSNBC couple, which exploded in late June when Trump attacked them and tweeted that, among other things, Brzezinski “was bleeding badly from a face-lift.” . Manigault earned a reputation within the White House for this kind of stuff, and, to many of her colleagues, it quickly overshadowed her comms duties and pro-Trump outr

trump can't control his own emotions so GeneralKelly has to do it for him. babyass snowflake . . @Regrann from @daphneposh - 💥John Kelly...

Distracte: sistercrow lokanemandi stormcloak Cifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does sO. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem. Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack. What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident." "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously. Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you. "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Seriously, go to FUNsubstance.com
Distracte: sistercrow
 lokanemandi
 stormcloak
 Cifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
 OH MY GOD
 Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
 Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
 developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
 they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
 better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog
 Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
 shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
 birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
 To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
 incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does sO. They
 are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
 one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem.
 Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
 Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
 project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
 the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
 retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
 Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
 Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
 movie
 Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
 we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
 into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
 constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn
 one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
 hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
 hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
 footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town
 Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
 destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
 property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
 Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
 huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
 gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
 wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
 receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
 massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free
 immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
 them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
 What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
 cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
 Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that
 Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
 enough for him to finish the beast off for good
 The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
 them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the
 legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
 knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
 into battle against the forces of evil once more
 The credits roll
 Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
 waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white
 The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
 rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
 to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
 the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf
 into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
 from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
 hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
 arms around himself to fight off the cold
 He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
 wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
 threat to the two
 "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I
 worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
 Birdwell Island incident."
 "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
 Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
 in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I
 was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
 excited to talk with you.
 "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
 work for?"
 The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
 about the Avengers Initiative.
 Seriously, go to FUNsubstance.com
Distracte: So many people paid to watch Mayweather and McGregor fight... Imagine if everyone paid to build up their communities, or help people in need True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read." standup911 bethechange matrix government
Distracte: So many people paid to watch
 Mayweather and McGregor
 fight...
 Imagine if everyone paid to build
 up their communities, or help
 people in need
True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read." standup911 bethechange matrix government

True story 👀👀👀 Repost @standup911: "That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a...

Distracte: So many people paid to watch Mayweather and McGregor fight... Imagine if everyone paid to build up their communities, or help people in need That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read. standup911 bethechange matrix government
Distracte: So many people paid to watch
 Mayweather and McGregor
 fight...
 Imagine if everyone paid to build
 up their communities, or help
 people in need
That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give it to one or a couple people and tax the crap of it. Think about it, what if every township collected money like a lottery and each month a new school, community garden, parks, sustainable energy grid, etc was built or maintained But no they understand that they have to keep that wheel turning to secure their jobs and the establishment so they keep the masses distracted and fighting amongst themselves. You ever wonder where you tax money goes? You don't even know do you? Compare your taxes to the lottery and multiple it by at least 30%. The number is staggering and all this bullshit about the country debt is used to distract you from the truth. This country is not in debt. That debt is created and funded through the private banking system and political actions (wars) over seas. Trust me on this ... remember y'all couldn't do simple math a few days ago saying the answer was 10. This is the matrix I'm talking about and the only way to see it for what it is ,is to truly awaken from the distractions and programming they use to control your mind. Turn the TV off and read. standup911 bethechange matrix government

That's why the government created the lottery. So instead of using that same idea to put back into a community they would use it to give...