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Chuck Norris, Mind, and Chuck: CAN FORCE YOU TO MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN, YOUNG FELLOW YOURS IS AN INFANTS BODY... TINY.. SOFT... HELPLESS... PUT THAT SCALPEL AWAY BEFORE I REACH INTO YOUR MIND AND WRING 1T LIKE A MOP YOU'LL DIE SCREAMING Young Chuck Norris…

Young Chuck Norris…

Love, Birds, and Pain: Roses are hed Birds love to fly existence is pain I just wanna die

Death, Single, and Aragorn: Legolas: speaking evlish Aragorn: THEN I SHALL DIE AS ONE OF THEM! Every single other person in the room: DEATH

DEATH

Brain, The Following, and Pain: body: *is working together to make sure I don't die Brain: CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING made with pain Me_Irl

Me_Irl

God, Love, and Money: brayden bauer / @im your_density if you ask a coworker "how are you" and they say "well, im here" that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we'll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help Set me free plz

Set me free plz

Being Alone, Live, and Net: We live alone we die alone,everything elseisjust an illusion https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne. Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it. (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur. She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices. Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping. Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by. He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne. Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back. Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical fig...

Revenge, Tumblr, and Blog: INDIATIMES.COM Snake Bites 70-Year-Old In Gujarat Who Bites It Back To Take Revenge, Both Die INDIA 100 awesomesthesia: Interesting

awesomesthesia: Interesting

Witch, Her, and Names: IM NOT HER! IM NOT A WITCH! MY NAME'S JUNE! IM A GRAPHIC PESIGNER! IM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER! I PON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. DIE, GRAPHIC PESIGNER! So what were they called on Krypton?

So what were they called on Krypton?

Death, How To, and Wiki: As much as I think about killing myself, I know I don't really want to die. The concept of death terrifies me. I just want things to get better but am slowly being crushed by the hopelessness of trying to achieve that. I feel like HAVE YOU TRIED YOGA?! wiki How to Find Things to Talk About

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: BLARGH DIE SNORT BOUNCE ৯ zartbitter-salat: Kh sketches #7 with Becky and Rhona!

zartbitter-salat: Kh sketches #7 with Becky and Rhona!

Friends, Life, and Love: Reasons to die: Reasons to live - no job don't want parents to be sad. no friends - no love - low self-esteem - tons of regretful mistakes in life which will hunt me forever

Good, Heat, and Can: uleanblue Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren't sheared. Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. bunnywith in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps trashytoclassy Please peel your sheeps .

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Fucking, School, and Kids: kids ther kids now i sure hope they cancel school for all this snow sure hope a car loses traction on the ice and rams into me and i fucking die tomorrow If

Batman, Superman, and Boys: SUPERMAN AND BATMAN TOGETHER m COMICE CODE WORLD'S FINEST ONAL Am AUG. O. 195 15c "DIG NOW DIE LATER! ...S0 I'LL DO THE JOB, BOYS HURRY UP WITH YOUR GRAVES JIMMY AND ROBIN!I'D FINISH YOU YSELF BUT... HA,HA..I HAVE A CODE AGAINST KILLING That'a morbid

That'a morbid

Girls, Omg, and Shut Up: Gramps Messages Edit ok to visit tonight? have some things to drop around to you and the girls sure thing. you gonna bang Gran? would like to, but she shut up shop years ago OMG I meant bring... BRING Gran figured that. i was having a joke Greg dont give yourself a heart attack. and Gran is coming if she can stop laughing by then kill me now. I don't ever what to look at you or Gran again boredpanda.com 146 Times Grandparents Texts Made Everyone Die From Laughter

146 Times Grandparents Texts Made Everyone Die From Laughter

Tbh, The Office, and Office: celestia Following @celestia717 the guy next to me on the train was watching the office, so naturally i not so subtly watched along. He noticed me watching with him and turned on the subtitles. I hope he knows that I would die for him tbh 5:31 AM -3 Mar 2018 240 Retweets 3,034 Likes ti 240 42 3.0K Sharing is caring

Sharing is caring

Disneyland, MeIRL, and Die: When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also, I don't want to be cremated meirl

meirl

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: We are born from human boxes and live in big box houses and are buried in boxes when we die. Why are vou crvina? ramblings-from-yours-truly: submitabug: I mean, she’s not wrong. This screenshot has a threatening aura

ramblings-from-yours-truly: submitabug: I mean, she’s not wrong. This screenshot has a threatening aura

Tumblr, Blog, and Image: crescentdf: “U-undyne…?W-what happened to your left eye?”“That’s okay Alphys. This is just a proof of bravery.”DIE(ﾟ∀。)

crescentdf: “U-undyne…?W-what happened to your left eye?”“That’s okay Alphys. This is just a proof of bravery.”DIE(ﾟ∀。)

Revenge, Tumblr, and Blog: INDIATIMES.COM Snake Bites 70-Year-Old In Gujarat Who Bites It Back To Take Revenge, Both Die INDIA 100 awesomesthesia: Interesting

awesomesthesia: Interesting

Mirror, Cat, and Looking: There's something wrong with this mirror Cat outside: "DIE!" Cat inside: "He's not looking at me. He's not looking at me." (Their faces!!! :D) #CatFace

Cat outside: "DIE!" Cat inside: "He's not looking at me. He's not looking at me." (Their faces!!! :D) #CatFace

Alive, Bad, and God: unclefather academicpurposes Follow federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances federations ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad Source: federations 178 713 notes meirl

meirl

Revenge, Tumblr, and Blog: INDIATIMES.COM Snake Bites 70-Year-Old In Gujarat Who Bites It Back To Take Revenge, Both Die INDIA 100 awesomesthesia: Interesting

awesomesthesia: Interesting

Funny, Lol, and Tumblr: is-doitsu-an-instrument: In France, they say "mdr instead of "lol" and that roughly translates to "death by laughter" so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die. French slang is freaking metal. DEATH BY OHONHONHON 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #272)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #272)

Dank, Fire, and Grandma: My grandma just died Stock y G nges iStock bye iStock iS by Gett e iSto by Getty f iStock by Getty Images What? Man that's tough I hope you die in a fire Took three tries by Boone04 MORE MEMES

Took three tries by Boone04 MORE MEMES

Live, Old, and Skeletons: (B)ef(o)re y(o)u die, live 14 year-old skeletons

Time, Cat, and Who: alwaysroken-deactivated20170723 herthousandlegs who is she? dysphoric-spidey #i die every time i see this post because everyone thinks its a cat but its a fursuit IM SCREAMING WHAT ifunny.co

Drive, Help, and How To: DON'T D.IV.E SAFELY Don't Drive Don't Safely Help Do Die Die Safely Ahave no idea how to read this

Fucking, Man, and Gulag: We're gonna die in a fucking gulag. but man, it'll be worth it.

Cute, Spooky, and Nice: When you're dark and spooky but also very nice and cute Don’t late the flame die out (Spooktober)

Don’t late the flame die out (Spooktober)

Mood, Good, and Day: When you make plans while you're in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die

Government, Media, and Us Government: US Government Hey, I need you to cause a distraction! Media We're all gonna die!

Never, Brasil, and Die: luanzada @Luanraess essa vergonha eu passei BRASIL BRASIL zueiros never die

zueiros never die

Tumblr, Blog, and Suicide: STOP TELLING MEN TO MAN UP. 84 men a week in the UK die by suicide. That's 12 per day. One man every 2 hours. Stop telling men they aren't allowed to cry or that it make them " less of a man" Fellas I want you to know that it's ok to talk about your mental health. awesomacious: Let men just be themself.

awesomacious: Let men just be themself.

Friends, Love, and Cancer: 4 words i never want to hear I don't love you You're diagnosed with cancer I found someone else It was never real We need to talk You're going to die Your is dead You can't have kids I don't remember you Let's just be friends We can't be together I never loved you https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Down, Doot, and Die: DogT Die Yalls down to doot?

Yalls down to doot?

My House, News, and Brain: The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die. NEWS They had s in he-first balf, not gonna lie Big brain

Big brain

Apparently, Crime, and Dating: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much

I love this so much

Live, Old, and MeIRL: (B)ef(o)re y(o)u die, live 14 year-old skeletons meirl

meirl

Dank, Fresh, and Memes: Me: *in the middle of doing something important on my computer My computer: |I have decided that I want to die. Dank memes fresh out of the oven! #Memes #Dank #Entertainment

Dank memes fresh out of the oven! #Memes #Dank #Entertainment

Been, Gender, and Big: Gender neutral bathrooms have always been a thing, I dunno what the big deal is? TET 3IN googlesolutions im ready to die

Boredom, Van Gogh, and Passion: " I would rather die of passion than boredom. " Van Gogh

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: tastyrepulsorboots: aspidelaps: samlones: Is that a fucking kookaburra that is a fucking kookaburra in a rain coat with a happy frog on it kookaburra sits in the old gum tree wearing the cutest effing coat you’ve ever seen

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Boredom, Van Gogh, and Passion: "I would rather die of passion than boredom." Van Gogh.

Lol, Sex, and Mia: Keith Vaughan Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die? dLike Share Comment Zoey Kusama and 38 others Mia Loukas Really? Keith Vaughan Well the one I fucked did BI DOTT CHEELY Hibbles i’m done lol

i’m done lol

Arguing, Lawyer, and Yeah: anarchetypal so i'm currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he's "not very confrontational" and i was like you are?? a lawyer??? and he said "yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i'm not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die." martymartinloki there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die. ifunny.co

Target, Tumblr, and Clowns: CINELUX THEATRES WITH IT 2 BEING RELEASED WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS BEING SAFE O HERE IS A TIP WHEN ATTACKED BY A GROUP OF CLOWNS BE SURE TO GO FOR THE JUGGLER pigcatapult: redead-red: omghotmemes: My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.

pigcatapult: redead-red: omghotmemes: My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hila...

Jesus, Memes, and Run: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed... every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP ВЕЕРВЕЕРВЕЕР!" "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT! He's bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don't restart his heart, he's toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! "Daddy's in a butter place now, kids. STRANGEBEAVER.com 65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity

65 Random Tumblr Memes That Will Make Your Day | Contentsity

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: oldearthaccretionist: water-writer: aninounettear: and die i wasnt ready for that @dungeonmastersconsortium

oldearthaccretionist: water-writer: aninounettear: and die i wasnt ready for that @dungeonmastersconsortium

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