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Memes, School, and Sorry: Lydia @_Lyddz
So my cousin and his wife got an email
from their sons teacher. He didn't do his
hw so she asked him to write a paper
saying why he didn't do his hw and this is
what she got.
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This is amazingggggg and worth the read sorry itβs so small
This is amazingggggg and worth the read sorry itβs so small
Books, Family, and Harry Potter: 4 -11h
once met a guy who T really, really liked, but he
didn't read. He could read, he just didn't. He
couldn't find any enjoyment in books, and it
devastated me. He appreciated my attempts at
finding a genre he might like, as he loved stories,
but he could never enioy books
Then I met his mother, who was blind. When he
was little, she couldn't read stories to him... so
she would make then up. FHe never developed an
appreciation for books, because she couldn't give
him that. It absolutely devastated me to realize
that that was an aspect of childhood that he
could never know, and for good reason
I finally found a book he loved, "Harry Potter and
the Philosopher's Stone". The first thing he did
with it? He read it to his mother.
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Found on r/AskReddit: what was your βthat explains a lotβ moment when you met someone elseβs family?
Found on r/AskReddit: what was your βthat explains a lotβ moment when you met someone elseβs family?
Courage the Cowardly Dog, Fucking, and Love: Anonymous
11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504
WON AN ACADEMY AWARD
DIDN'T.
How did this happen?
Anonymous
11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566
hating on wallace and gromit
STORY
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11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634
Anonymous
Animating Clay > Making cartoons.
Anonymous
11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638
>talking shit about wallace and
gromit
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the-x-button:
reddyrabbit:
kasaron:
squeakyfoam:
dayonedropped:
The entire thread continued like this.
as it should be
Youβre goddamn right.
Iβll have you know Iβm still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.
Itβs literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating WG.
dont FUCKING scare me like that
the-x-button: reddyrabbit: kasaron: squeakyfoam: dayonedropped: The entire thread continued like this. as it should be Youβre goddamn ...
Books, Family, and Harry Potter: 4 -11h
once met a guy who T really, really liked, but he
didn't read. He could read, he just didn't. He
couldn't find any enjoyment in books, and it
devastated me. He appreciated my attempts at
finding a genre he might like, as he loved stories,
but he could never enioy books
Then I met his mother, who was blind. When he
was little, she couldn't read stories to him... so
she would make then up. FHe never developed an
appreciation for books, because she couldn't give
him that. It absolutely devastated me to realize
that that was an aspect of childhood that he
could never know, and for good reason
I finally found a book he loved, "Harry Potter and
the Philosopher's Stone". The first thing he did
with it? He read it to his mother.
Reply β 3.7k
Found on r/AskReddit: what was your βthat explains a lotβ moment when you met someone elseβs family?
Found on r/AskReddit: what was your βthat explains a lotβ moment when you met someone elseβs family?
Love, Nasa, and Camera: newromaantics
this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover
Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit
by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera
and wheels out and her last words to the team
were "my battery is low and t is getting coldr:.
know she's a machine but I'm devastated. Oppy
is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP
oppy ily space baby
myhomework-is-onfire
they didn't abandon her!! they tried eight
months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to
her yesterday they played her "l'll be seeing
you" by Billie Holiday:
I find you in the morning sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you*
They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!
we will never forget you oppy
we will never forget you oppy
![7/11, Dad, and Iphone: .111 amaysim
7:11 am
96%
Tweet
Oops!... Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
Me: one day a year isn't enough to
show you how much l love you, I need
all 365
Wife: you forgot it was Valentine's Day
didn't you?
Me: [holding handmade card which
took me and the kids three days to
make] actually I didn't:)
4:47 am 15/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
27 Retweets 374 Likes
Tweet your reply
positive-memes:
Wholesome dad
Me irl](https://pics.awwmemes.com/111-amaysim-7-11-am-96-tweet-oops-dad-it-again-42371998.png)
![7/11, Dad, and Iphone: .111 amaysim
7:11 am
96%
Tweet
Oops!... Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
Me: one day a year isn't enough to
show you how much l love you, I need
all 365
Wife: you forgot it was Valentine's Day
didn't you?
Me: [holding handmade card which
took me and the kids three days to
make] actually I didn't:)
4:47 am 15/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
27 Retweets 374 Likes
Tweet your reply
Wholesome dad](https://pics.awwmemes.com/111-amaysim-7-11-am-96-tweet-oops-dad-it-again-42371386.png)
![7/11, Dad, and Iphone: .111 amaysim
7:11 am
96%
Tweet
Oops!... Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
Me: one day a year isn't enough to
show you how much l love you, I need
all 365
Wife: you forgot it was Valentine's Day
didn't you?
Me: [holding handmade card which
took me and the kids three days to
make] actually I didn't:)
4:47 am 15/2/19 Twitter for iPhone
27 Retweets 374 Likes
Tweet your reply
Wholesome dad](https://pics.awwmemes.com/111-amaysim-7-11-am-96-tweet-oops-dad-it-again-42366340.png)
Matt Damon, The Martian, and Good: DAYOF 90
OF
89 DPYS
TO GO
TWO DAYS UNTIL
I GO HOME!
DAY 103 OF 90
DAY 857 O 90
I THOUGHT I ARYZED
THAT ROCK REAULY WELL.
MAYGE I DIDNT DO
A GOOD ENOUGH JoB.
MAYBE IF I DO AGOOD
ENOUGH JOB THEYLL
LET ME COME HOME.
ITS OKAY Iu
DO THE NEXT
ONE GETTER.
DAY 1328 oF 0
SANDSTOR POWER DYING
BUT A GOOD ROVER WOULD
DID I DO A GOOD JOB?
OH, NO
DO I GET TO CoME HOME?
KEEP GOING. A GOOD
ROVER LIKE κΊΌEY WANTED
GUYS?
WHIRRRR
Matt Damon, The Martian (2016)
Matt Damon, The Martian (2016)
Say It, Immigration, and Trump: DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY
just wanted you to know that you can'tjust say the word
emergency and expect anything to happen
didn't say it, Ideclared it.
President Trump and Congress battle over illegal immigration (2019)
President Trump and Congress battle over illegal immigration (2019)
Dank, Memes, and Tumblr: DAY 88 O 90
DAY oF 90
TWO DAYS UNTIL
I GO HOME!
TO GO!
DAY 103 OF 90
DAY 127 OF 90
DAY 8570F
MAYBE I DIDNT DO
A GOOD ENOUGH JOB.
MAYBE IFΔ°DO AGOOD
ENOUGH JOG THEYLL
THAT ROCK REAULY WELL.
7 LET ME COME HOME
ITS OKAY ru
DO THE NEXT
ONE GETTER
DAY 1328 0F DAY 14OF 90
DAY 194 OF
DID I DO A GOOD JOB?
SANDSTORYL POWER DYING
OH, NO
DO I GET TO COME HOME?
BUT A GOOD RoVER WOULD
KEEP GOING. A GOOD
IM STUCK.
ROVER LIKE THEY WANTED.
GUYS?
DAY 14683 oF 90
DAY 359146 OF 40
danktoday:
you did good by TheHuntingMaster
MORE MEMES
Thank you for sourcing this! I shared a portion of this comic but didnt have a source and I thought it was magnificent so here you go, the full comic with source.
danktoday: you did good by TheHuntingMaster MORE MEMES Thank you for sourcing this! I shared a portion of this comic but didnt have a sour...
Memes, Good, and Home: DAY 88 O 90
DAY oF 90
TWO DAYS UNTIL
I GO HOME!
TO GO!
DAY 103 OF 90
DAY 127 OF 90
DAY 8570F
MAYBE I DIDNT DO
A GOOD ENOUGH JOB.
MAYBE IFΔ°DO AGOOD
ENOUGH JOG THEYLL
THAT ROCK REAULY WELL.
7 LET ME COME HOME
ITS OKAY ru
DO THE NEXT
ONE GETTER
DAY 1328 0F DAY 14OF 90
DAY 194 OF
DID I DO A GOOD JOB?
SANDSTORYL POWER DYING
OH, NO
DO I GET TO COME HOME?
BUT A GOOD RoVER WOULD
KEEP GOING. A GOOD
IM STUCK.
ROVER LIKE THEY WANTED.
GUYS?
DAY 14683 oF 90
DAY 359146 OF 40
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you did good via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GoG3R7
Batman, Bitch, and Girls: Greetings
Good Morning Cutie
Hey Princess
Hi Lovely
Hello Darling
O.Π. nevermind, Bitch
To:
From:
From
Be my Valentine?
No?
Π.K I will ask you
again tomorrow.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Please date me
Or I will stalk you
To:
From:
Hey Girl,
Noticed you minding your own
business over there, would you like
to be my Valentine?
No? Why? Don't you like nice guys?
To:
From:
Will you be my
Harley Quinn?;)
(That's a Batman reference, if you didn't notice.
Not all girls "get Batman, but I can teach you if
you like.)
Shameless theft
Shameless theft
Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
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at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
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go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
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So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
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a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
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I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
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Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
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MFW I realize Im really not a King: π
MFW I realize Im really not a King: π
Memes, Good, and Home: TDAY OF 90
89 DAYS
TO GO!
TWO DAYS UNTIL
I GO HOME!
DAY 103 OF 90
γDY 127 OF 901
DAY 857 OF 90
I THOUGHT I ANALYZED
THAT ROCK REALY WELL.
MAYBE I DIDNT DO
A GOOD ENOUGH JOB.
MAYBE IF I DO A GOOD
ENOUGH JOB THEYLL
LET ME COME HOME
DO THE NEXT
ONE GETTER.
DAY 1328 OF 90
SANDSTORM POWER DYING
DAY 14 OF 90
DID
DO A GOOD JOB?
DO I GET TO
E HOME?
BUT A GOOD ROVER WOULD
KEEP GOING. A GOOD
ROVER LIKE THEY WANTED
WHIRRR
I'M STUCK.
GUYS?
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