Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
Nearly six years ago, I delivered this literary burn
Delivered a package to a customer’s porch, stepped off the porch to see this boys running at me with no warning! Luckily they...
Make certain you’re delivered to the right door by Kelmo7
Every week we have fresh hot doggo memes delivered straight to your face and to your heart (insert loud 'aww' sound here.) #dogs #funnydo...
Enjoy my massive snoring cat Rufus.
At least he’s honest?
He knows my order by heart…
I’m an Aussie. Hopefully the next thing cooking isn’t me in the firey pits of hell.
Didn’t expect that to get a positive response
I couldn’t resist
My first attempt went pretty well, might have to follow through
That’s all you have to do
I think I’m starting to understand why I’m still single.
A well traveled girl
There’s truth in memes
An Antonov An-124 unloads componets of kibo, Japan’s science module for the International Space Station, at Kennedy Spa...
Shame on you
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid
My currently drunk best friends photo, Merry Christmas!
Dump of freshly baked memes
Biggest game of the season for the @Eagles...
and @cj_wentz DELIVERED! 🦅
(via @BaldyNFL) https://t.co/qKDrg8PQ3Q
And probably why she’s on Tinder too.
“Say no more...” 😳😂🙌 @smooveeemike https://t.co/g1ZifBi1lC
She stuck to the punchline gotta admire it.
This is great
Ok, let’s jump to the conclusion
I think I figured out why I’m still single
The Clown university of Pennsylvania by made-in-vachina
Just another day in the life of an introvert
That’s the absolute best position!!
Hey there hot stuff