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![Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:
truestoriesaboutme:
dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
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the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”](https://pics.awwmemes.com/guillermo-del-toro-says-he-saw-a-real-ufo-and-64451133.png)
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![Instagram, Photoshop, and Angelina Jolie: 07
Arrestan por blasfemia a la 'Angelina Jolie'
iraní
ОСТ
2019
Sahar Tabar, la célebre ‘instagramer’ iraní que quería parecerse a Angelina Jolie con algo de bisturí y bastante de Photoshop, ha sido arrestada en su país acusada de blasfemia, según informó la agencia de noticias Tasnim.Concretamente, el Tribunal de Orientación de Teherán la acusa de insultar el código de vestimenta del país, incitar a la violencia, obtener ingresos a través de medios inapropiados e incitar a los jóvenes a la corrupción.La joven de 22 años se hizo mundialmente conocida en Instagram hace un año tras publicar una serie de imágenes en las que mostraba un rostro muy parecido al de la actriz estadounidense Angelina Jolie. Su cuenta de Instagram, que contaba con 26.800 seguidores, ha sido cerrada tras el arresto. La última publicación, un vídeo en el que Tabar hace una interpretación de ‘La novia cadáver’ bajo la ducha, tiene fecha de diciembre de 2018. […]¿Desea saber más?](https://pics.awwmemes.com/07-arrestan-por-blasfemia-a-la-angelina-jolie-iraní-ост-64015869.png)
