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day: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
day: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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day: No one will remember it in a day
day: No one will remember it in a day

No one will remember it in a day

day: I hope this Bashful, young and cute Wombat brightens your day. (Source)
day: I hope this Bashful, young and cute Wombat brightens your day. (Source)

I hope this Bashful, young and cute Wombat brightens your day. (Source)

day: Today is my first Cake Day!  Here's  a small dump of memes I’ve stolen over the year :) 
day: Today is my first Cake Day!  Here's  a small dump of memes I’ve stolen over the year :) 

Today is my first Cake Day!  Here's  a small dump of memes I’ve stolen over the year :) 

day: Seems like every day is a little bit worse than the last one.
day: Seems like every day is a little bit worse than the last one.

Seems like every day is a little bit worse than the last one.

day: I hope the person reading this has a happy day
day: I hope the person reading this has a happy day

I hope the person reading this has a happy day

day: Caaaaake Day
day: Caaaaake Day

Caaaaake Day

day: 158 days until Election Day
day: 158 days until Election Day

158 days until Election Day

day: Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers
day: Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers

Give a man fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man WWE moves and he would elbow drop those fuckers

day: noctiscorvus: squirenonny: anaryllis: uncommonbish: I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD” when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacks - as heart attacks more commonly have dull pains  and, interestingly: Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the “pushing” stage of labor, she added.“So if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, “use labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.” “If you are waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. “Heart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, more than 40% of women have no pain with heart attacks. It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.” ^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. “Cramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them. Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting? This happens a lot. Seriously.
day: noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacks - as heart attacks more commonly have dull pains 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the “pushing” stage of labor, she added.“So if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, “use labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


“If you are waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. “Heart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, more than 40% of women have no pain with heart attacks. It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. “Cramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.

noctiscorvus: squirenonny: anaryllis: uncommonbish: I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by “IT’S JUST PERIOD” when look...

day: So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass attached to her collar. (via)
day: So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass attached to her collar. (via)

So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass...

day: Mid day dump
day: Mid day dump

Mid day dump

day: National Krabby Patty Day 🍔
day: National Krabby Patty Day 🍔

National Krabby Patty Day 🍔

day: Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember…
day: Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember…

Anytime you have a bad day at work, just remember…

day: happy fathers day
day: happy fathers day

happy fathers day

day: Hope youre having a good day
day: Hope youre having a good day

Hope youre having a good day

day: Have a great day ahead guys!
day: Have a great day ahead guys!

Have a great day ahead guys!

day: One day though, one day
day: One day though, one day

One day though, one day

day: PSA of the Day
day: PSA of the Day

PSA of the Day

day: For just pennies a day, you can give an amateur memer Adobe Photoshop
day: For just pennies a day, you can give an amateur memer Adobe Photoshop

For just pennies a day, you can give an amateur memer Adobe Photoshop

day: An Apple A Day Keeps…
day: An Apple A Day Keeps…

An Apple A Day Keeps…

day: phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . ‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’ ‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’ ‘  you are teaching me to love  ’ ‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’ ‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’ ‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’ ‘  you are my good days  ’ ‘  i have been loved dearly  ’ ‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’ ‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’ ‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’ ‘  there will always be another day  ’ ‘  there will always be another mercy  ’ ‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’ ‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’ ‘  i am terrified for you  ’ ‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’ ‘  today i am thankful  ’ ‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’ ‘  come and get me  ’ ‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’ ‘  i think i broke again last night  ’ ‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’ ‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’ ‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’ ‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’ ‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’ ‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’ ‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’ ‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’ ‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’ ‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’ ‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’ ‘  this life is an altar  ’ ‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’ ‘  there is a mountain in me  ’ ‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’ ‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’ ‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’ ‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’ ‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’ ‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’ ‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’ ‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’ ‘  you scare me a little  ’ ‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’ ‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’ ‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’ ‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’ ‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’ ‘  there is never an end  ’
day: phantomemes:
starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .
‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’
‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’
‘  you are teaching me to love  ’
‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’
‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’
‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’
‘  you are my good days  ’
‘  i have been loved dearly  ’
‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’
‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’
‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’
‘  there will always be another day  ’
‘  there will always be another mercy  ’
‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’
‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’
‘  i am terrified for you  ’
‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’
‘  today i am thankful  ’
‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’
‘  come and get me  ’
‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’
‘  i think i broke again last night  ’
‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’
‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’
‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’
‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’
‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’
‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’
‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’
‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’
‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’
‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’
‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’
‘  this life is an altar  ’
‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’
‘  there is a mountain in me  ’
‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’
‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’
‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’
‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’
‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’
‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’
‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’
‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’
‘  you scare me a little  ’
‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’
‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’
‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’
‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’
‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’

‘  there is never an end  ’

phantomemes: starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses...

day: Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definitely giving him a big nope
day: Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definitely giving him a big nope

Well 3rd day having tinder. Not gay put it to show woman only. I matched with James fucking Charles. He lives 7 miles away but im definit...

day: Here’s some wholesomeness. Hope you’re having a nice day. :)
day: Here’s some wholesomeness. Hope you’re having a nice day. :)

Here’s some wholesomeness. Hope you’re having a nice day. :)

day: “Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.” (Source)
day: “Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.” (Source)

“Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.” (Source)

day: Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day
day: Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day

Captchas are getting smarter and smarter every day

day: thesassyducks: Start your day off right with some cute yellow baby ducks 🐥😍 (via)
day: thesassyducks:

Start your day off right with some cute yellow baby ducks 🐥😍 (via)

thesassyducks: Start your day off right with some cute yellow baby ducks 🐥😍 (via)

day: imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day
day: imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day

imp:me when im getting dressed to go out in public for the day

day: ToDaY iS tHe OnLy DaY yOu CaN uPvOtE tHiS
day: ToDaY iS tHe OnLy DaY yOu CaN uPvOtE tHiS

ToDaY iS tHe OnLy DaY yOu CaN uPvOtE tHiS

day: Remember this day and pray for all affected
day: Remember this day and pray for all affected

Remember this day and pray for all affected

day: The cutest thing you will see all day
day: The cutest thing you will see all day

The cutest thing you will see all day

day: And no F’s we’re given that day
day: And no F’s we’re given that day

And no F’s we’re given that day

day: Making your parents proud from day one.
day: Making your parents proud from day one.

Making your parents proud from day one.

day: Have a good day!
day: Have a good day!

Have a good day!

day: cute fact of the day
day: cute fact of the day

cute fact of the day

day: Every day we stray farther and farther from the light of God.
day: Every day we stray farther and farther from the light of God.

Every day we stray farther and farther from the light of God.

day: When you decide to lift heavy on the first day back to the gym. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic
day: When you decide to lift heavy on the first day back to the gym.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #meme #gymaholic

When you decide to lift heavy on the first day back to the gym. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #...

day: One day though, one day
day: One day though, one day

One day though, one day

day: Just another day in Ponyville.
day: Just another day in Ponyville.

Just another day in Ponyville.

day: Let's be real, your day probably sucks, so make it better with memes! #Memes #Entertainment
day: Let's be real, your day probably sucks, so make it better with memes! #Memes #Entertainment

Let's be real, your day probably sucks, so make it better with memes! #Memes #Entertainment

day: eisorus: a modern day romance
day: eisorus:

a modern day romance

eisorus: a modern day romance

day: “My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)
day: “My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

“My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

day: This made my day.
day: This made my day.

This made my day.