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    data: niggazinmoscow:


OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFULĀ 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: niggazinmoscow:


OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFULĀ 

                
            

            
            
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OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFULĀ 


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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    data: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This wonā€™t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? Itā€™s in every pregnancy book Iā€™ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnā€™t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff iā€™d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex,Ā but itā€™s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



Iā€™m ace but here you guys go

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This wonā€™t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? Itā€™s in every pregnancy book Iā€™ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnā€™t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff iā€™d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex,Ā but itā€™s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



Iā€™m ace but here you guys go

                
            

            
            
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midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

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yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now



LISTEN MAN-

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: youneedjesus01:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now



LISTEN MAN-

                
            

            
            
youneedjesus01:

yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now



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    data: myuuzaki:

foxxxylove:

homiedepot:


gay-irl:

gayšŸš›irl


OOP



He deleted his account šŸ’€

Omg

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: myuuzaki:

foxxxylove:

homiedepot:


gay-irl:

gayšŸš›irl


OOP



He deleted his account šŸ’€

Omg

                
            

            
            
myuuzaki:

foxxxylove:

homiedepot:


gay-irl:

gayšŸš›irl


OOP



He deleted his account šŸ’€

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fuliajulia:




I would rather spend my day with the Sea Babies than with Humans. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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fuliajulia:




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fuliajulia:




I would rather spend my day with the Sea Babies than with Humans. 

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: liliemsharpe:
Yes and YES!!! 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Yes and YES!!! 

                
            

            
            
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Yes and YES!!! 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Yes and YES!!! 

                
            

            
            
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    data: micromys:

marahoping:
yā€™all heard her
and her wife

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: micromys:

marahoping:
yā€™all heard her
and her wife

                
            

            
            
micromys:

marahoping:
yā€™all heard her
and her wife


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: no-place-for-strange-birds:

pieceofcandycorn:


acitybythelightunited:
ā€¦you have too much time on your ā€¦HANDS.
what compelled you to do this



Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: no-place-for-strange-birds:

pieceofcandycorn:


acitybythelightunited:
ā€¦you have too much time on your ā€¦HANDS.
what compelled you to do this



Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

                
                

                
            

            
            
no-place-for-strange-birds:

pieceofcandycorn:


acitybythelightunited:
ā€¦you have too much time on your ā€¦HANDS.
what compelled you to do...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now

                
            

            
            
yourfriendlyneighborhoodgayguy:

omghotmemes:

Feels post.


I feel very ATTACKED right now


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up


Thereā€™s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the cityā€™s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had ā€œMASSIVE FUCKING TRAPā€ written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man iā€™m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yiā€¦ OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponentā€™s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, yā€™know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like ā€œshit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.ā€ Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And thatā€™s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes heā€™s all like ā€œyo come on in broā€
and Sima Yi is like ā€œyeah heā€™s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluffā€ and heā€™s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think heā€™s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like ā€œhe know that I know that he knows that etc.ā€), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan wasĀ based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, thereā€™s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.Ā 
and thatā€™s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely justĀ to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his sideā€™s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.Ā 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then heā€™s like, ā€Ok guys thatā€™s enough.ā€ They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemyā€™s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; itā€™s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up


Thereā€™s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the cityā€™s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had ā€œMASSIVE FUCKING TRAPā€ written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man iā€™m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yiā€¦ OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponentā€™s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, yā€™know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like ā€œshit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.ā€ Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And thatā€™s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes heā€™s all like ā€œyo come on in broā€
and Sima Yi is like ā€œyeah heā€™s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluffā€ and heā€™s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think heā€™s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like ā€œhe know that I know that he knows that etc.ā€), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan wasĀ based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, thereā€™s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.Ā 
and thatā€™s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely justĀ to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his sideā€™s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.Ā 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then heā€™s like, ā€Ok guys thatā€™s enough.ā€ They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemyā€™s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; itā€™s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

                
            

            
            
inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

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same energy as shocked pikachu (via)When you get compared to a meme
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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same energy as shocked pikachu (via)When you get compared to a meme
                
                

                
            

            
            
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same energy as shocked pikachu (via)When you get compared to a meme

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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    data: chrinic-geadcake:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

gebothebardbarian:


anxietyproblem:
Instagram
i feel targeted






Oh god itā€™s me

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: chrinic-geadcake:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

gebothebardbarian:


anxietyproblem:
Instagram
i feel targeted






Oh god itā€™s me

                
            

            
            
chrinic-geadcake:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

gebothebardbarian:


anxietyproblem:
Instagram
i feel targeted






Oh god itā€™s me


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: ouendanl:
merrakie:

ouendanl:

the sequel

how does this keep happening

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: ouendanl:
merrakie:

ouendanl:

the sequel

how does this keep happening

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

                
            

            
            
ouendanl:
merrakie:

ouendanl:

the sequel

how does this keep happening

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE


            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    data: primemesa:

zeldamaniac44:

huffcp:

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

Fools, this masterpiece will never be lost to time

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                data: primemesa:

zeldamaniac44:

huffcp:

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

Fools, this masterpiece will never be lost to time

                
            

            
            
primemesa:

zeldamaniac44:

huffcp:

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

Fools, this masterpiece will never be lost t...