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D: We all are :D

We all are :D

D: So if you have any tips I’d appreciate them

So if you have any tips I’d appreciate them

D: Had this happen to me today, thought I’d try to cheer up anyone who’s going through the same rough patch!

Had this happen to me today, thought I’d try to cheer up anyone who’s going through the same rough patch!

D: I’d Womp Her Willow

I’d Womp Her Willow

D: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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D: awesomage:D&D Spotify Playlists

awesomage:D&D Spotify Playlists

D: jen-iii: I have various lil doodles of different scenes/ideas of my Half-Orc Fighter/Barbarian D&D character Brutaak that I do whenever we’re in a session (it helps me focus lol) and I had a BUNCH stoked up so ima post em here

jen-iii: I have various lil doodles of different scenes/ideas of my Half-Orc Fighter/Barbarian D&D character Brutaak that I do whenever...

D: lizardsister:d&d character backstories

lizardsister:d&d character backstories

D: kevinkevinson: “You two could at least say hello,” Wymack said, somewhat aggrieved. “There’s no point,” Kevin said. “All they are is a distraction.“ “It’s called a support network. Look it up.“ “Thea is watching from South tonight,” Kevin said, looking to the elevated VIP box. It was too far away and too high up for Neil to make out any faces, but there was a small crowd gathered at the windowed walls already. Knowing the Court was here to watch them play sent a chill through Neil’s veins. Kevin dragged his stare back to Wymack’s face and said, “and my father comes to all of my games. That is enough." On Wymack’s other side, Abby’s gaze softened. Wymack’s jaw worked for a moment before he could say in an even tone, "Your mother would be proud of you." "Not just of me,” Kevin said in a rare bout of humanity.-The King’s Men (All for the Game Book 3) by Nora Sakavicmy scene for the @giveyourbacktome-zine! I had so much fun working on this and I was lucky to snag a #dadscene :D

kevinkevinson: “You two could at least say hello,” Wymack said, somewhat aggrieved. “There’s no point,” Kevin said. “All they are is a d...

D: G O L D by Olaisgood MORE MEMES

G O L D by Olaisgood MORE MEMES

D: They can’t ban us all for posting D-day memes

They can’t ban us all for posting D-day memes

D: R O T U N D

R O T U N D

D: Best fu*king smell ever :D

Best fu*king smell ever :D

D: I’d still prefer cookies

I’d still prefer cookies

D: ka-go-me: Dσɳ'ƚ Sʅσɯ Yσυɾ Rσʅʅ~! 【★】~ Pixiv- やおら ID- 62319454

ka-go-me: Dσɳ'ƚ Sʅσɯ Yσυɾ Rσʅʅ~! 【★】~ Pixiv- やおら ID- 62319454

D: B L O C K E D

B L O C K E D

D: “I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc]

“I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc]

D: “I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc]

“I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc]

D: Late night D&D phone dump that are mainly reposts probably

Late night D&D phone dump that are mainly reposts probably

D: almost-always-eventually-right: pg-chan: D: Not only that, did he thank himself in third person his own tweet??? That’s like when you tell a story and do the voices for all the characters. I mean, I realize he can’t wait to hear someone else say it, but come ON. ”Domination.”

almost-always-eventually-right: pg-chan: D: Not only that, did he thank himself in third person his own tweet??? That’s like when you tel...

D: Snoop D.O. Double G

Snoop D.O. Double G

D: arellanos: PJO ALPHABET EDIT MEME ⇢ C for CAMP “… For once, I didn’t look back.”

arellanos: PJO ALPHABET EDIT MEME ⇢ C for CAMP “… For once, I didn’t look back.”

D: magic-and-moonlit-wings: leonei-d: emmeetslawschool: thenatsdorf: Bff’s from the beginning. that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal. Omg!!!! #it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

magic-and-moonlit-wings: leonei-d: emmeetslawschool: thenatsdorf: Bff’s from the beginning. that baby is making biscuits on that cat. w...

D: Hello, HR? I’d like to report a harassment.

Hello, HR? I’d like to report a harassment.

D: That’s so evil :D

That’s so evil :D

D: That’s so evil :D

That’s so evil :D

D: Can’t wait :D

Can’t wait :D

D: redlipstickresurrected: Isaak Brodsky aka I. I. Brodsky aka Isaak Israilevič Brodskij aka Исаак Израилевич Бродский aka Isaak Izrailevich Brodsky (Russian, 1884-1939, b. Sofiivka, Ukraine, d. Saint Petersburg, Russia) - Тянутся по небу тучи тяжелые (The clouds are heavy in the Sky), 1905, Paintings

redlipstickresurrected: Isaak Brodsky aka I. I. Brodsky aka Isaak Israilevič Brodskij aka Исаак Израилевич Бродский aka Isaak Izrailevic...

D: She’s happy and she knows it :D

She’s happy and she knows it :D

D: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch. Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!

serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! T...

D: phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary . ‘ the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes ’ ‘ how i soften when you pull me against you ’ ‘ you are teaching me to love ’ ‘ i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes ’ ‘ you perhaps will become my swan song ’ ‘ it is a very human thing to love ’ ‘ you are my good days ’ ‘ i have been loved dearly ’ ‘ i promise you will not always be this war ’ ‘ thank god for the stubbornness of organs ’ ‘ it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you ’ ‘ there will always be another day ’ ‘ there will always be another mercy ’ ‘ perhaps i will take up dancing again ’ ‘ what a pretty little disaster you will be ’ ‘ i am terrified for you ’ ‘ i will fold inside of myself ’ ‘ today i am thankful ’ ‘ i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake ’ ‘ come and get me ’ ‘ i tell myself i do not need you ’ ‘ i think i broke again last night ’ ‘ i’m just trying to connect with you ’ ‘ you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing ’ ‘ burn the house down in search of yourself ’ ‘ don’t you dare ever stop looking ’ ‘ i struggle not to feel guilty ’ ‘ you are a wild , unkempt thing ’ ‘ sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing ’ ‘ find that you are made of russian nesting dolls ’ ‘ the trees are always kindest with spring comes ’ ‘ teach yourself the hymns again ’ ‘ he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips ’ ‘ this life is an altar ’ ‘ i am sorry i do not have more time ’ ‘ there is a mountain in me ’ ‘ by the morning i am a triumph ’ ‘ there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat ’ ‘ today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across ’ ‘ there are many things that will fit beneath your skin ’ ‘ forgiveness does not take up much room ’ ‘ some days you will breathe and it will be enough ’ ‘ you do not have to hold it quite so tightly ’ ‘ there is a prayer in me , still ’ ‘ you scare me a little ’ ‘ you can be a good thing and not a whole thing ’ ‘ there are flowers in my chest again ’ ‘ the rain comes and sounds like you ’ ‘ i cannot tell you why i still trust god ’ ‘ find peace and build a home out of it ’ ‘ there is never an end ’

phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...

D: i’d die for mine too if it saves em

i’d die for mine too if it saves em

D: portentous-offerings: pg-chan: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch. Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own. Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing. “Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

portentous-offerings: pg-chan: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’...

D: thesassyducks: Good morning.. here’s a big and fluffy boy 💖👌 (via)

thesassyducks: Good morning.. here’s a big and fluffy boy 💖👌 (via)

D: I’m d-one

I’m d-one

D: Short run :D

Short run :D

D: madivinecomedie: Jacques-Henri Lartigue. Florette, Paris 1944. Scan De Lartigue, l’album d’une vie. ®Centre Pompidou, Editions du Seuil 2003

madivinecomedie: Jacques-Henri Lartigue. Florette, Paris 1944. Scan De Lartigue, l’album d’une vie. ®Centre Pompidou, Editions du Seuil 2003

D: Oh Good Morning Americans. I didn’t know you’d already woken up.

Oh Good Morning Americans. I didn’t know you’d already woken up.

D: drenched-in-sunlight:sailor moon redraw :D

drenched-in-sunlight:sailor moon redraw :D

D: Netflix adaptation by j-a-c-k-g-d MORE MEMES

Netflix adaptation by j-a-c-k-g-d MORE MEMES

D: Member him? The snail who follows you all your life.. you’d better run

Member him? The snail who follows you all your life.. you’d better run

D: I’d say both

I’d say both

D: Please don’t tell by D-money420 MORE MEMES

Please don’t tell by D-money420 MORE MEMES

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;D

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D: Tres took a lot longer to photoshop than I’d like to admit by greatfriendinrome MORE MEMES

Tres took a lot longer to photoshop than I’d like to admit by greatfriendinrome MORE MEMES

D: Tres took a lot longer to photoshop than I’d like to admit

Tres took a lot longer to photoshop than I’d like to admit

D: :D

:D

D: A lot of people have been asking me what it’s like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I’d share what a typical day looks like for me:

A lot of people have been asking me what it’s like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I’d share what a typical day lo...

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