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Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it She's only been here five days but she's completely melted my heart @DrSmashlove I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww
 u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it
 She's only been here five days but she's
 completely melted my heart
 @DrSmashlove
I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me:...

Aww, Bad, and Be Like: r/aww u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it My buddies steering wheel dog sleeping on the Mule @DrSmashlove So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? “Sugarwood.” BRUV 😂. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. “Daddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me “Honeysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man “daddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him “Agave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. “Mango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like “Hi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like “ummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like “no sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles 🤗. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like “she ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned 🤗. BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Aww, Bad, and Be Like: r/aww
 u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it
 My buddies
 steering wheel
 dog sleeping on the Mule
 @DrSmashlove
So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? “Sugarwood.” BRUV 😂. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. “Daddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me “Honeysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man “daddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him “Agave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. “Mango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like “Hi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like “ummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like “no sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles 🤗. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like “she ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned 🤗. BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is havin...