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    Crossed: lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼


Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. 


ā€œBecause it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.ā€>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Crossed: lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼


Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. 


ā€œBecause it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.ā€>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run
                
            

            
            
lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Crossed: julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Crossed: julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼
                
            

            
            
julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
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    Crossed: ā€œOkay, yeah, but he crossed the line.ā€ by Doodman21
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                Crossed: ā€œOkay, yeah, but he crossed the line.ā€ by Doodman21
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    Crossed: Yestay
 Tke top banaas
 like you
 Whet's the date thent hun
 Im driving past Gatwick tonight,
 get ready x
 t
 Tinish in Smins perfect
 can't watt
 Let me know when and where to
 pick you up/meet
 7
 Today
 Gatwick airport south terminal
 410 pm
 Be there or be suuare
 Please dont
 I'm the kind of person that would
 actually book a flight somewhere
 with a random person on tinder
 Lets doit
 Where we going
 Paris
 taly
 New York?
 Vour choice
 m game
 But
 Thave options so be quick
 Daling
 https://www.wowcher.co.uk
 deal/travel/12846246/mystery
 getaway-voucher?from
 4699308
 Sroot.metadata.title
 Sroot metadata.description
 www.wohet.cok
 Tm game
 No joke shall we actually do it
 Pls don't be shitting me
 d actually be up for it
 Yeah me too
 Do we get to dchoose when were
 going
 mno snake
 How do we booki
 Ate they legith
 I think you get to choose out of a
 couple of weekends, but Im not
 100%
 Also if you get Ball or one of the
 really far away ones you go for a
 week
 Yeah they're legit
 One of my friends has done it
 and I've been so up for it ever
 since I heard about it
 One of us books then the other
 transfers the money?
 Can w.choose a date prety
 E0on
 Need a bit of sun in my life
 Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain
 You happy for me to book and
 then you transfer me?
 Yeu Im good with that) just can't
 do this weekend
 The holiday thati
 Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we
 can choose
 The draw is on the 23rd, so we
 find out where we go then and
 book the flights and give all our
 details in then
 Will try and go from Gatwick for
 sure
 Fingers crossed it bai
 Fuck if we're going on holiday l
 have to go for a nin
 Get this sexy beach bod ready
 That would be ridiculous
 0
 Ok it's booked
 And shutup you already have a
 beach bod!
 Delived
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing heā€™s ever done..
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Crossed: Yestay
 Tke top banaas
 like you
 Whet's the date thent hun
 Im driving past Gatwick tonight,
 get ready x
 t
 Tinish in Smins perfect
 can't watt
 Let me know when and where to
 pick you up/meet
 7
 Today
 Gatwick airport south terminal
 410 pm
 Be there or be suuare
 Please dont
 I'm the kind of person that would
 actually book a flight somewhere
 with a random person on tinder
 Lets doit
 Where we going
 Paris
 taly
 New York?
 Vour choice
 m game
 But
 Thave options so be quick
 Daling
 https://www.wowcher.co.uk
 deal/travel/12846246/mystery
 getaway-voucher?from
 4699308
 Sroot.metadata.title
 Sroot metadata.description
 www.wohet.cok
 Tm game
 No joke shall we actually do it
 Pls don't be shitting me
 d actually be up for it
 Yeah me too
 Do we get to dchoose when were
 going
 mno snake
 How do we booki
 Ate they legith
 I think you get to choose out of a
 couple of weekends, but Im not
 100%
 Also if you get Ball or one of the
 really far away ones you go for a
 week
 Yeah they're legit
 One of my friends has done it
 and I've been so up for it ever
 since I heard about it
 One of us books then the other
 transfers the money?
 Can w.choose a date prety
 E0on
 Need a bit of sun in my life
 Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain
 You happy for me to book and
 then you transfer me?
 Yeu Im good with that) just can't
 do this weekend
 The holiday thati
 Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we
 can choose
 The draw is on the 23rd, so we
 find out where we go then and
 book the flights and give all our
 details in then
 Will try and go from Gatwick for
 sure
 Fingers crossed it bai
 Fuck if we're going on holiday l
 have to go for a nin
 Get this sexy beach bod ready
 That would be ridiculous
 0
 Ok it's booked
 And shutup you already have a
 beach bod!
 Delived
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing heā€™s ever done..
                
            

            
            
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing heā€™s ever done..

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Crossed: So, I know it's a standard Tinder
 question but I have to ask-are
 you a serial killer, and if so do
 you have reason for it?
 Only a serial killer would ask if
 serial killer.
 was
 Wednesday 8:28 PM
 Naw, I wouldn't be able to
 handle the hours.
 Unless you were looking for a
 colleague serial killer to bond
 with...
 I was going to say the latter but
 Wednesday 9:13 PM
 Hypotheticals it is then. If I you
 were a serial killer, what would
 be your M.O.?
 That you are a man. I'd want to
 be a siren.
 Ooooh, I like it, somehow you
 made that not creepy. I am
 impressed.
 Do Sirens work on lesbians as
 well?
 Aw damn. I have failed.
 Ummm, no.
 Idk.
 Maybe?
 Wednesday 9:44 PM
 This sounds like a slightly
 problematic writting prompt in a
 freshman creative writting class.
 You can still kill me if you
 want, especially the straight
 white kind. They are pretty
 underrepresented in the serial
 killer victim market
 That is the sweetest thing a
 complete stranger has ever
 said to me
 Ya, just put some sad music
 in your playlist...or set... or
 whatever sirens do.
 Haaa okay
 So on a scale of 1-5 how would
 you rate my creepiness?
 Wednesday 10:33 PM
 Either O or 10. I cant read
 non-verbal in text conversations.
 On a scale of 1-5.
 I am 98% enjoying the banter,
 but 1.5% of me is irrationally
 scared that I just invited you to
 murder me
 Wednesday 11:04 PM
 Do you think this conversation
 would hold up in court?
 No, but hopefully it will hold up
 on reddit
 Lol... Let me know what sub
 you decide to post this on
 I'm pretty sure if it gets enough
 Karma, it becomes a legal
 document and will hold up in
 court.
 Fingers crossed
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                Crossed: So, I know it's a standard Tinder
 question but I have to ask-are
 you a serial killer, and if so do
 you have reason for it?
 Only a serial killer would ask if
 serial killer.
 was
 Wednesday 8:28 PM
 Naw, I wouldn't be able to
 handle the hours.
 Unless you were looking for a
 colleague serial killer to bond
 with...
 I was going to say the latter but
 Wednesday 9:13 PM
 Hypotheticals it is then. If I you
 were a serial killer, what would
 be your M.O.?
 That you are a man. I'd want to
 be a siren.
 Ooooh, I like it, somehow you
 made that not creepy. I am
 impressed.
 Do Sirens work on lesbians as
 well?
 Aw damn. I have failed.
 Ummm, no.
 Idk.
 Maybe?
 Wednesday 9:44 PM
 This sounds like a slightly
 problematic writting prompt in a
 freshman creative writting class.
 You can still kill me if you
 want, especially the straight
 white kind. They are pretty
 underrepresented in the serial
 killer victim market
 That is the sweetest thing a
 complete stranger has ever
 said to me
 Ya, just put some sad music
 in your playlist...or set... or
 whatever sirens do.
 Haaa okay
 So on a scale of 1-5 how would
 you rate my creepiness?
 Wednesday 10:33 PM
 Either O or 10. I cant read
 non-verbal in text conversations.
 On a scale of 1-5.
 I am 98% enjoying the banter,
 but 1.5% of me is irrationally
 scared that I just invited you to
 murder me
 Wednesday 11:04 PM
 Do you think this conversation
 would hold up in court?
 No, but hopefully it will hold up
 on reddit
 Lol... Let me know what sub
 you decide to post this on
 I'm pretty sure if it gets enough
 Karma, it becomes a legal
 document and will hold up in
 court.
 Fingers crossed
 Type a message...
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