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Cribbing: When she come over to apologize for spazzing on you but nows not a good time cause you cheating Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.
Cribbing: When she come over to apologize
 for spazzing on you but nows not a
 good time cause you cheating
Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.

Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get yo...

Cribbing: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
Cribbing: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.

You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why u...

Cribbing: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.
Cribbing: @NikoUgy
 The first nigga to ever beat his
 meat had to be like
 YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d
 OO0O000000O!l!
 12/11/16, 06:48
 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES
This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.

This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend i...

Cribbing: Live from R Kelly crib tth ALTHOUGH I THINK ALL THIS IS BS... & y'all dragging my boy on sum nonsense... THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS...
Cribbing: Live from R Kelly crib
 tth
ALTHOUGH I THINK ALL THIS IS BS... & y'all dragging my boy on sum nonsense... THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS...

ALTHOUGH I THINK ALL THIS IS BS... & y'all dragging my boy on sum nonsense... THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS...

Cribbing: CROB_ LANE EDITS Just read about y'all boy Kells on @balleralert ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€ RKelly HalleCalhoun Y'all really think The Pied Piper(Pause) got sex slaves at the crib?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
Cribbing: CROB_ LANE EDITS
Just read about y'all boy Kells on @balleralert ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€ RKelly HalleCalhoun Y'all really think The Pied Piper(Pause) got sex slaves at the crib?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

Just read about y'all boy Kells on @balleralert ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€ RKelly HalleCalhoun Y'all really think The Pied Piper(Pause) got sex slaves at the cri...

Cribbing: Ran into one of my all time crushes Kim basinger near my crib. Bugged me out that she was a fan & she's still sexy as hell! deoncole aintyouthatcomedian justakidfromthechi
Cribbing: Ran into one of my all time crushes Kim basinger near my crib. Bugged me out that she was a fan & she's still sexy as hell! deoncole aintyouthatcomedian justakidfromthechi

Ran into one of my all time crushes Kim basinger near my crib. Bugged me out that she was a fan & she's still sexy as hell! deoncole aint...

Cribbing: Meet my new workout buddy: @DrSmashlove A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani ๐Ÿค—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive ๐Ÿ˜." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species ๐Ÿ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Cribbing: Meet my new workout buddy:
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani ๐Ÿค—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive ๐Ÿ˜." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species ๐Ÿ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? ๐Ÿ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ......

Cribbing: Blac Chyna's real name is Angela, there's always a sign Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumming by punching a man's wrists hurts my soul for real. Tasha is a real G through it all and my boy Tommy is holding the crown for slipping up in Lala like a boss. But on a real, I really need to see Tariq falling onto a nank and Angela accidentally get hit by a train or some shit. Fuck them two. Rob Kardashian a strong attempt to win the internet by leaking fiery doctored nudes today but failed when he said "I still love her". So let me get this straight. You want everyone to know that the hoe you wifed and bred up is a hoe? Throwing up receipts like a jilted ex because she sent you a vid of her delivering lip service to a next man? Bro...she sent you a vid of a next man beating up the Community pussy you claimed and you're STILL saying "but I love her tho lol". Are you well, pal? This man is moving like cuckolding is in fashion. Stroking his babes back while it's getting blown out and that. As for Chyna, the laws of the game state that she has received yet another W. Her hustle game is so nuts because she's done absolutely nothing but breed for a rich man, and she's got titties worth more than certain mans whips that they pretend to own on the Gram. Jewels weightier than her babyfather and a crib with a rent that's the same amount as these ACN people claim to be getting on a regs. Angie out here trailblazing for these skrippers. I thought Cardi B was the new Prime Minister, but nope, Chynald Trump just had to remind everybody who's the POTUS. Nowadays the mandem either wanna go Eric Benet or go Rob Kardashian. Just go Jimmy Conway and drink Wray and Nephew in the big big sun hot. Picture supplied by @rita_jae.
Cribbing: Blac Chyna's real name is Angela,
 there's always a sign
Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumming by punching a man's wrists hurts my soul for real. Tasha is a real G through it all and my boy Tommy is holding the crown for slipping up in Lala like a boss. But on a real, I really need to see Tariq falling onto a nank and Angela accidentally get hit by a train or some shit. Fuck them two. Rob Kardashian a strong attempt to win the internet by leaking fiery doctored nudes today but failed when he said "I still love her". So let me get this straight. You want everyone to know that the hoe you wifed and bred up is a hoe? Throwing up receipts like a jilted ex because she sent you a vid of her delivering lip service to a next man? Bro...she sent you a vid of a next man beating up the Community pussy you claimed and you're STILL saying "but I love her tho lol". Are you well, pal? This man is moving like cuckolding is in fashion. Stroking his babes back while it's getting blown out and that. As for Chyna, the laws of the game state that she has received yet another W. Her hustle game is so nuts because she's done absolutely nothing but breed for a rich man, and she's got titties worth more than certain mans whips that they pretend to own on the Gram. Jewels weightier than her babyfather and a crib with a rent that's the same amount as these ACN people claim to be getting on a regs. Angie out here trailblazing for these skrippers. I thought Cardi B was the new Prime Minister, but nope, Chynald Trump just had to remind everybody who's the POTUS. Nowadays the mandem either wanna go Eric Benet or go Rob Kardashian. Just go Jimmy Conway and drink Wray and Nephew in the big big sun hot. Picture supplied by @rita_jae.

Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a b...