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crazy: You crazy mf
crazy: You crazy mf

You crazy mf

crazy: You crazy mf by sabotageLuke MORE MEMES
crazy: You crazy mf by sabotageLuke MORE MEMES

You crazy mf by sabotageLuke MORE MEMES

crazy: It drives me crazy when people talk about this
crazy: It drives me crazy when people talk about this

It drives me crazy when people talk about this

crazy: It drives me crazy when people talk about this
crazy: It drives me crazy when people talk about this

It drives me crazy when people talk about this

crazy: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
crazy: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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crazy: This lady is crazy!!
crazy: This lady is crazy!!

This lady is crazy!!

crazy: It gets crazy in there after the bars close
crazy: It gets crazy in there after the bars close

It gets crazy in there after the bars close

crazy: This lady is crazy!!
crazy: This lady is crazy!!

This lady is crazy!!

crazy: dontforgettospeak: wickedwonderlandd: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.
crazy: dontforgettospeak: wickedwonderlandd: trinikelly1984: morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake. Sharing for all the safety items!! This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life I’ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

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crazy: Crazy friends always get in trouble
crazy: Crazy friends always get in trouble

Crazy friends always get in trouble

crazy: You’re waking up to a crazy storm… by theoddcrow MORE MEMES
crazy: You’re waking up to a crazy storm… by theoddcrow MORE MEMES

You’re waking up to a crazy storm… by theoddcrow MORE MEMES

crazy: You’re waking up to a crazy storm…
crazy: You’re waking up to a crazy storm…

You’re waking up to a crazy storm…

crazy: Some people just be crazy though
crazy: Some people just be crazy though

Some people just be crazy though

crazy: These are crazy times
crazy: These are crazy times

These are crazy times

crazy: The switch in personality is crazy by AUtoMaTicGUnsHoT MORE MEMES
crazy: The switch in personality is crazy by AUtoMaTicGUnsHoT MORE MEMES

The switch in personality is crazy by AUtoMaTicGUnsHoT MORE MEMES

crazy: Adhibete diaboli by crazy_al01 MORE MEMES
crazy: Adhibete diaboli by crazy_al01 MORE MEMES

Adhibete diaboli by crazy_al01 MORE MEMES

crazy: That’s crazy by samc_16 MORE MEMES
crazy: That’s crazy by samc_16 MORE MEMES

That’s crazy by samc_16 MORE MEMES

crazy: Crazy haircut
crazy: Crazy haircut

Crazy haircut

crazy: Cats be doing some crazy stuff.
crazy: Cats be doing some crazy stuff.

Cats be doing some crazy stuff.

crazy: Cats be doing some crazy stuff. by willgi- MORE MEMES
crazy: Cats be doing some crazy stuff. by willgi- MORE MEMES

Cats be doing some crazy stuff. by willgi- MORE MEMES

crazy: You’ve done it , u crazy son of a doggo you’ve done it
crazy: You’ve done it , u crazy son of a doggo you’ve done it

You’ve done it , u crazy son of a doggo you’ve done it

crazy: Crazy stuff
crazy: Crazy stuff

Crazy stuff

crazy: Oh you are crazy honey
crazy: Oh you are crazy honey

Oh you are crazy honey

crazy: Stay away from my beaches by _ROBERTO_IS_CRAZY MORE MEMES
crazy: Stay away from my beaches by _ROBERTO_IS_CRAZY MORE MEMES

Stay away from my beaches by _ROBERTO_IS_CRAZY MORE MEMES

crazy: We all Thought this Guy was Crazy When He was Actually Ahead of the Game the Whole Time.
crazy: We all Thought this Guy was Crazy When He was Actually Ahead of the Game the Whole Time.

We all Thought this Guy was Crazy When He was Actually Ahead of the Game the Whole Time.

crazy: space-pics: The Crazy Frog Mouth Nebula (NGC 1934)
crazy: space-pics: The Crazy Frog Mouth Nebula (NGC 1934)

space-pics: The Crazy Frog Mouth Nebula (NGC 1934)

crazy: Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!
crazy: Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!

Really thought this was a copypasta, nope- genuine crazy!

crazy: People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #TigerKing #TVShow
crazy: People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #TigerKing #TVShow

People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #T...

crazy: People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #TigerKing #TVShow
crazy: People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #TigerKing #TVShow

People are still going crazy over Tiger King, but thank God we still have a distraction from everything else going on! #Memes #Animals #T...

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid
crazy: 26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

26 Funny Memes So Hilarious We Can't Stop Laughing #Crazy #Funny #hilarious #Memes #stupid

crazy: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
crazy: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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crazy: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
crazy: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

crazy: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
crazy: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

crazy: I like you, but you’re crazy
crazy: I like you, but you’re crazy

I like you, but you’re crazy

crazy: A breath of fresh air in these crazy times. See at the McDonald’s drive thru this morning.
crazy: A breath of fresh air in these crazy times. See at the McDonald’s drive thru this morning.

A breath of fresh air in these crazy times. See at the McDonald’s drive thru this morning.