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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause rom knowing cast members. thatdisneyworldblog l think this is the most hilarious thing autisticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for deerney Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters. This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they cou And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018 The Happiest Place on Earth
Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security
 systems now installed
 inside all of Disneyland's
 attractions (and the monitors being
 watched by park employees hidden
 from view], couples will still try to
 have sex while on the "dark" rides
 such as Pirates of the Caribbean
 or It's a Small World], apparently
 not realizing that the cameras
 are infrared and can pick up their
 every move. On occasion they are
 stopped with a warning over the
 loudspeaker; other times, as they
 exit, they are met with applause
 rom knowing cast members.
 thatdisneyworldblog
 l think this is the most hilarious thing
 autisticstevonnie
 the storybook font is what does it for
 deerney
 Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from
 Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story
 So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where
 Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow
 Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting
 alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of
 water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
 Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not
 much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises.
 The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
 In. The. Fucking. Water.
 Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down
 for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then
 new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The
 worst combination on this earth.
 Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
 Spitting is for quitters.
 This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes
 The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her
 from the grave, and swallows
 I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they
 cou
 And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the
 highlight of our day
 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018
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The Happiest Place on Earth

Alive, Apparently, and Ass: starism i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual thing that teenagers Do starism this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yall do it??? I have Arguments and Questions 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!! 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass id be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All so my sister snuck out of the house one night because we live in an old house in the country that's always creaking and "settling" which, d news: is perfect for sneaking out because there's always weird noises anyway; bad news: we're in the middle of the woods and there's always creepy fucking noises but hey, what are white girls gonna do except sneak out at night and through the woods to go have sex with their boyfriends? cou and I do literally mean through the woods. our driveway is a quarter of a mile long through actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to be picked up except when she got dropped off, she had to make the trip back up the driveway, through the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl Murdered time and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck so she's creeping her way back up the driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the ground and get lost in the sky forever. really then she steps on a frog because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our property isn't fucking creepy enough already and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped on a FROG and apparently it both squished and belched, and keep in mind that with no light whatsoever she doesnt know what the fuck just happened AT ALL I wake up to a series of frantic text messages hlp he lp HEL dont' tell momd and dad jsut murdered somtheing also, just for context, this is also the sister that pierced her own ears and gave herself a stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my moms sewing needle because she "got restless" and picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds heavier AND WON (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em on the ground and get on top) anyway so waking up to an "I just murdered something text from her was. actually kind of inevitable siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've never seen that person before, and that night, I decided I was ride or die so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into the woods in the middle of the night, but at least I'm smart enough to take a flashlight sister had already texted me she was "onthe driveways" but again that's a quarter mile journey finally I arrive at the scene of the crime sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a Mess frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly smaller Jabba the Hut she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart. obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed, because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in front of all the Forest Monsters on my way down here and there isn't even a fucking body just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not deadl still very much alive and full of pee!! so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my hand, escaping into the night also, I totally held my sisters hand with my Piss Hand as Iled her back home because she mia7437 this was a goddamned journey 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep reasons to not sneak out of the house
Alive, Apparently, and Ass: starism
 i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual
 thing that teenagers Do
 starism
 this is just so unrealistic to me like what the
 fuck how do yall do it??? I have Arguments and
 Questions
 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a
 building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i
 take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot
 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this
 shit without waking anyone up?? this is So
 Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my
 mom will come into my room and see if my ass
 is okay and then complain that i woke her up
 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS
 REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU
 MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!
 4. if my mom found out that id been going
 places in the middle of the night u bet your ass
 id be dead the next day
 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
 so my sister snuck out of the house one night
 because we live in an old house in the country
 that's always creaking and "settling" which,
 d news: is perfect for sneaking out because
 there's always weird noises anyway; bad news:
 we're in the middle of the woods and there's
 always creepy fucking noises
 but hey, what are white girls gonna do except
 sneak out at night and through the woods to go
 have sex with their boyfriends?
 cou
 and I do literally mean through the woods. our
 driveway is a quarter of a mile long through
 actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart
 enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort
 of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at
 the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to
 be picked up
 except when she got dropped off, she had to
 make the trip back up the driveway, through the
 dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at
 like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl
 Murdered time
 and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck
 so she's creeping her way back up the driveway,
 trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the
 ground and get lost in the sky forever. really
 then she steps on a frog
 because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our
 property isn't fucking creepy enough already
 and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped
 on a FROG and apparently it both squished and
 belched, and keep in mind that with no light
 whatsoever she doesnt know what the fuck just
 happened AT ALL
 I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
 hlp he lp HEL
 dont' tell momd and dad
 jsut murdered somtheing
 also, just for context, this is also the sister that
 pierced her own ears and gave herself a
 stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my moms
 sewing needle because she "got restless" and
 picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half
 a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds
 heavier AND WON
 (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em
 on the ground and get on top)
 anyway
 so waking up to an "I just murdered something
 text from her was. actually kind of inevitable
 siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've
 never seen that person before, and that night, I
 decided I was ride or die
 so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into
 the woods in the middle of the night, but at
 least I'm smart enough to take a flashlight
 sister had already texted me she was "onthe
 driveways" but again that's a quarter mile
 journey
 finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
 sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a
 Mess
 frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly
 smaller Jabba the Hut
 she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart.
 obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but
 still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed, because
 I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and
 dangled my sumptuous human body in front of
 all the Forest Monsters on my way down here
 and there isn't even a fucking body
 just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a
 heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not
 deadl still very much alive and full of pee!!
 so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my
 hand, escaping into the night
 also, I totally held my sisters hand with my Piss
 Hand as Iled her back home because she
 mia7437
 this was a goddamned journey
 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep
reasons to not sneak out of the house

reasons to not sneak out of the house