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company: At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say “Now accepting toilet paper as payment”.
company: At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say “Now accepting toilet paper as payment”.

At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say “Now accepting toilet paper as payment”.

company: omg-humor: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.
company: omg-humor:

East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

omg-humor: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

company: laughoutloud-club: Interview in an IT company
company: laughoutloud-club:

Interview in an IT company

laughoutloud-club: Interview in an IT company

company: As if the spam from every company about covid-19 wasnt enough
company: As if the spam from every company about covid-19 wasnt enough

As if the spam from every company about covid-19 wasnt enough

company: #preper #company #fake
company: #preper #company #fake

#preper #company #fake

company: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.
company: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

company: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
company: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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company: clover11-10: breezeinmonochromenight: star-linedsoul: razzleberryjam: ironwoman359: chaos-in-the-making: smugkoalas: allthefandomss: that-catholic-shinobi: gahdamnpunk: American Girl stories were the best tbh Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We don’t disrespect American Girl in this house Don’t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. Felicity’s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. Samantha’s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, women’s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. Kit’s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. Molly’s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But they’re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you don’t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle. A slave doll. Please. Read the books. Don’t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name Kaya'aton'my, or She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer. And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, or  Julie, who fights against her school’s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, or  Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor. These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And that’s without even mentioning the “girl of the year” series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house. American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both. These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girl’s first lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive “we’re all Americans” tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe. I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started “aging out” of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them! I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you know what? Nah. OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both. I’d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesn’t skimp when doing their research and they don’t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way: I loved American Girl growing up they’re great role models and history lessons so yeah let’s not cancel this for ignorant reasons
company: clover11-10:

breezeinmonochromenight:

star-linedsoul:

razzleberryjam:

ironwoman359:

chaos-in-the-making:

smugkoalas:


allthefandomss:

that-catholic-shinobi:

gahdamnpunk:
American Girl stories were the best tbh

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We don’t disrespect American Girl in this house 


Don’t you dare disrespect Addy, or any of my girls for that matter. American Girl used to be legit. Good stories, good dolls, good movies. 


Felicity’s story was set in the beginnings of the American Revolution, and addressed the conflict that she faced when her loved ones were split between patriots and loyalists. It also covered the effects of animal abuse, and forgiving those who are unforgivable. 
Samantha’s stories centered around the growth of industrial America, women’s suffrage, child abuse, and corruption in places of power. Also, it emphasises how dramatically adoption into a caring family can turn a life around. 
Kit’s story is one of my favorites. Her family is hit hard by the Great Depression, and they begin taking in boarders and raise chickens to help make ends meet. Her books include themes of poverty, police brutality, homelessness, prejudice, and the importance of unity in difficult times. 
Molly’s father, a doctor, is drafted during the Second World War. Throughout her story, friends of hers suffer the loss of their husbands, sons, and brothers overseas. Her mother leaves the traditional housewife position and works full-time to help with the war effort. They also take in an English refugee child, who learns to open up after a life of traumatic experience. 
American Girl stories have always featured the very harsh realities of America through the years. But they’re always presented honestly, yet in ways that kids can understand. They just go to show that you don’t have to live in a perfect time to be a real American girl. 


Dont you fucking dare disrespect the American Girls in my house. ESPECIALLY Addy!! That was my first REAL contact with the horrors of slavery, as I read about her father being whipped and sold and her mother escaping with her to freedom, but also how freedom was still a struggle.
A slave doll. Please. Read the books. 

Don’t forget Kirsten, the Swedish immigrant who had to deal with balancing her own culture and learning the english language and customs of her classmates, or Kaya (full name 

Kaya'aton'my, or She Who Arranges Rocks) , the brave but careless girl from the Nez Perce tribe, or Josefina, the Mexican girl learning to be a healer.
And then there are the later dolls, that kids younger than me would have grown up with (I was just outgrowing American Girl as these came out), like Rebecca, the Jewish girl who dreams of becoming an actress in the budding film industry, or 

Julie, who fights against her school’s gender policy surrounding sports in the 70s, or 

Nanea, the Hawaiian girl whose father worked at Pearl Harbor.
These books, these characters, are fantastic pictures into life for girls in America throughout the years, they pull no punches with the horrors that these girls had to face in their different time periods, and in many cases I learned more history from these series than social studies at school. And that’s without even mentioning the “girl of the year” series where characters are created in the modern world to help girls deal with issues like friend problems, moving, or bullying. We do NOT disrespect American Girl in this house.


American Girl is probably going to be the only exposure young girls are going to get to history from a female perspective. This is actually kind of important considering that in history classes we dont really get that exposure. We dont hear about what women felt and endured during these time periods cause schools are too busy teaching us about what happened from the male perspective, which is not unimportant, but we need both. Girls need both.



These books were such a crucial part of my childhood and shaped my love of history, which still ensures today. These books can be a young girl’s first  lessons in diversity and cultural awareness (hopefully burying that insensitive “we’re all Americans” tripe) and looking at history from more perspectives than just that taught in school. They also are an example of how women have ALWAYS been part of history, which some people would rather us not believe.
I think Kit and Kaya were the newest American Girls when I started “aging out” of the books, but hearing about some of these kinda makes me want to revisit them!

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you know what? 
Nah.
OP (of the tweet thread) was either a actively trying to start shit or is just a huge fucking moron. Probably both.
I’d like to point out that the company that makes American Girl dolls actually doesn’t skimp when doing their research and they don’t make the dolls with the intent to be offensive in any way:





I loved American Girl growing up they’re great role models and history lessons so yeah let’s not cancel this for ignorant reasons

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company: Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.
company: Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

company: Getting an email from a random company be like
company: Getting an email from a random company be like

Getting an email from a random company be like

company: Of course the company still totally believe in doing things right the first time so no refactoring time for you
company: Of course the company still totally believe in doing things right the first time so no refactoring time for you

Of course the company still totally believe in doing things right the first time so no refactoring time for you

company: Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.
company: Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

Wow… I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

company: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.
company: East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

East India Company after getting foothold in India in 1761.

company: Don’t use these headphones. company scam to sell more so u couldn’t smell ur ass burning after getting rejected. Could make some interesting memes on this via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LB9W18
company: Don’t use these headphones. company scam to sell more so u couldn’t smell ur ass burning after getting rejected. Could make some interesting memes on this via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LB9W18

Don’t use these headphones. company scam to sell more so u couldn’t smell ur ass burning after getting rejected. Could make some interest...

company: The company gave him 6,500 Kit Kats to replace the one that was stolen!
company: The company gave him 6,500 Kit Kats to replace the one that was stolen!

The company gave him 6,500 Kit Kats to replace the one that was stolen!

company: Bought our company just before COVID-19 hit
company: Bought our company just before COVID-19 hit

Bought our company just before COVID-19 hit

company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.
company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.
company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.
company: My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

My company did a sidewalk chalk contest for managers while working from home during quarantine. This is my submission.

company: This horse always makes me company on my runs by the padlock! You are the best man!!!
company: This horse always makes me company on my runs by the padlock! You are the best man!!!

This horse always makes me company on my runs by the padlock! You are the best man!!!

company: Her profile said that she owned a cleaning company.
company: Her profile said that she owned a cleaning company.

Her profile said that she owned a cleaning company.

company: i get very anxious about being a burden. i’ve come to realise that they wouldn’t get excited when we make plans if they didn’t enjoy my company :)
company: i get very anxious about being a burden. i’ve come to realise that they wouldn’t get excited when we make plans if they didn’t enjoy my company :)

i get very anxious about being a burden. i’ve come to realise that they wouldn’t get excited when we make plans if they didn’t enjoy my c...

company: Your telephone company is extra
company: Your telephone company is extra

Your telephone company is extra

company: Called the gas company in January about a gas leak. They made it out in April and advised no open flames in the interim.
company: Called the gas company in January about a gas leak. They made it out in April and advised no open flames in the interim.

Called the gas company in January about a gas leak. They made it out in April and advised no open flames in the interim.

company: I started this company... You know how much I sacrificed!
company: I started this company... You know how much I sacrificed!

I started this company... You know how much I sacrificed!

company: I was always wondering why my company is constantly hiring
company: I was always wondering why my company is constantly hiring

I was always wondering why my company is constantly hiring

company: This "armed security guard company owner" (who supposably was a cop and soldier at the same time) trying really hard to impress this discord group I'm in
company: This "armed security guard company owner" (who supposably was a cop and soldier at the same time) trying really hard to impress this discord group I'm in

This "armed security guard company owner" (who supposably was a cop and soldier at the same time) trying really hard to impress this disc...

company: An official explanation of the Younique leaderboards. It’s beyond my comprehension why people continue to join, when the actual company states that presenters can “fail” and lose money.
company: An official explanation of the Younique leaderboards. It’s beyond my comprehension why people continue to join, when the actual company states that presenters can “fail” and lose money.

An official explanation of the Younique leaderboards. It’s beyond my comprehension why people continue to join, when the actual company s...

company: I guess my dad started a mushroom company and didn't tell me.
company: I guess my dad started a mushroom company and didn't tell me.

I guess my dad started a mushroom company and didn't tell me.

company: Keep your STDs company. I also demand crabs for my syphilis!
company: Keep your STDs company. I also demand crabs for my syphilis!

Keep your STDs company. I also demand crabs for my syphilis!

company: No you just a direct selling company
company: No you just a direct selling company

No you just a direct selling company

company: My company was making kits for terminally ill children with cancer when my coworker suddenly stopped writing.
company: My company was making kits for terminally ill children with cancer when my coworker suddenly stopped writing.

My company was making kits for terminally ill children with cancer when my coworker suddenly stopped writing.

company: This company is selling bullets with trumps name and signature on it, not sure if this is to support or to low key encourage assassination.
company: This company is selling bullets with trumps name and signature on it, not sure if this is to support or to low key encourage assassination.

This company is selling bullets with trumps name and signature on it, not sure if this is to support or to low key encourage assassination.

company: Headphones broke mid-quarantene (I live in panama and the company that deliveries from Miami to Panama is closed, so no Amazon) :(
company: Headphones broke mid-quarantene (I live in panama and the company that deliveries from Miami to Panama is closed, so no Amazon) :(

Headphones broke mid-quarantene (I live in panama and the company that deliveries from Miami to Panama is closed, so no Amazon) :(