Usman Khawaja
Usman Khawaja

Usman Khawaja

Unexpectable
Unexpectable

Unexpectable

So Thats It
So Thats It

So Thats It

decades
decades

decades

merry
merry

merry

brush teeth
 brush teeth

brush teeth

wreckage
 wreckage

wreckage

sit ups
 sit ups

sit ups

guess what
guess what

guess what

deads
deads

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Memes, Super Bowl, and Pepsi: Super Bowl Commercials 2019 What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial this year? — Credit: Is @pepsi ok? — pepsi superbowl superbowlcommercials
Memes, Super Bowl, and Pepsi: Super Bowl Commercials 2019
What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial this year? — Credit: Is @pepsi ok? — pepsi superbowl superbowlcommercials

What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial this year? — Credit: Is @pepsi ok? — pepsi superbowl superbowlcommercials

Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk parents and caregivers out? quasi-normalcy I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious Source: duplexity 126,102 notes Barbie pit
Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor
 It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing
 them up and brushing their hair
 Like no
 Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can
 get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your
 expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social
 structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie
 is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional
 scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up
 marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously
 tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
 kerryrenaissance
 Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk
 parents and caregivers out?
 quasi-normalcy
 I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how
 girls play with their toys.
 mappysnappy
 When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a
 purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go
 in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while
 singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit
 over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl
 would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few
 moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending
 to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was
 hilarious
 Source: duplexity
 126,102 notes
Barbie pit

Barbie pit

Be Like, Children, and Crying: sorry-ipanicked So me dude bro on the internet talking about the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking over cartoons and making them all preachy. I hate it when shows try to push an agenda on kids. Why can't they be like they used to be, you know? Original He-Man, looking straight at the audience: We had a lot of fun here today but you know what isn't fun? Judging others based on how they look. Not liking a person because he or she is a different race or religion is wrong. Also, plant a tree, and don't do drugs. bogleech Lou Scheimer was born to a German Jewish family and believed that his cartoons had a responsibility to teach children kindness and respect for everybody Back then there were also MILITANT divides between "boy's" and "girl's" entertainment but when he found out He-Man had at least a small following of little girls he pitched the concept of He-Man's sister She-Ra and was insistent she be as tough a warrior as her brother. He saw that girls actually did like scary" sword and sorcery and had a WHOLE EW FUCKING SHOW made so they could fee l acknowledged and have a heroine to look up to with her very own series er he would help design a whole new sci-fi fantasy setting with the most creative control he ever had, Bravestarr, and was adamant that the hero be a Native American man, the first ever in a starring role on a kid's action show He also wanted Bravestarr to be a positive role model by being a patient, gentle, soft spoken man who abhors violence and avoids using guns at all costs These cartoons are remembered as schlocky toy commercials and they ARE entertaining that way but real love went into them by a guy who wanted kids to grow up more sensitive and caring. Some of these same geeks crying about THE SJW'S were raised by even more bluntly progressive media than we've almost ever had and they didn't even know it Source: sorry-ipanicked 46,706 notes She-Ra
Be Like, Children, and Crying: sorry-ipanicked
 So
 me dude bro on the internet talking about
 the new She-Ra reboot: Ugh SJWs are taking
 over cartoons and making them all preachy. I
 hate it when shows try to push an agenda on
 kids. Why can't they be like they used to be,
 you know?
 Original He-Man, looking straight at the
 audience: We had a lot of fun here today
 but you know what isn't fun? Judging others
 based on how they look. Not liking a person
 because he or she is a different race or
 religion is wrong. Also, plant a tree, and don't
 do drugs.
 bogleech
 Lou Scheimer was born to a German Jewish
 family and believed that his cartoons had a
 responsibility to teach children kindness and
 respect for everybody
 Back then there were also MILITANT divides
 between "boy's" and "girl's" entertainment
 but when he found out He-Man had at least
 a small following of little girls he pitched the
 concept of He-Man's sister She-Ra and was
 insistent she be as tough a warrior as her
 brother. He saw that girls actually did like
 scary" sword and sorcery and had a WHOLE
 EW FUCKING SHOW made so they could
 fee
 l acknowledged and have a heroine to look
 up to with her very own series
 er he would help design a whole new sci-fi
 fantasy setting with the most creative control
 he ever had, Bravestarr, and was adamant that
 the hero be a Native American man, the first
 ever in a starring role on a kid's action show
 He also wanted Bravestarr to be a positive
 role model by being a patient, gentle, soft
 spoken man who abhors violence and avoids
 using guns at all costs
 These cartoons are remembered as schlocky
 toy commercials and they ARE entertaining
 that way but real love went into them by a guy
 who wanted kids to grow up more sensitive
 and caring. Some of these same geeks crying
 about THE SJW'S were raised by even more
 bluntly progressive media than we've almost
 ever had and they didn't even know it
 Source: sorry-ipanicked
 46,706 notes
She-Ra

She-Ra

Books, Dating, and Dogs: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'11 help. I graduated from Lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT D) I have been a awyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you. The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT D) unless you pay us money. Call for a The phone digits appear. It's your social security number My clients never go to jail town. Remember, you don't pay any money free use of phone This lol has worth.
Books, Dating, and Dogs: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page.
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words.
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'11 help. I graduated from
 Lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 I have been a awyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you.
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
 My clients never go to jail town.
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 free use of phone
This lol has worth.

This lol has worth.