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Beard, Love, and New Year's: DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h Yeah. Way more innocent. Childlike at times. Adam @Arctic_Adam Replying to @Doncates What type of voice do you read the symbiote? More demonic like the movie or more innocent? DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h Yes Rinienne @RinNathe Replying to @Doncates We were teased the symbiote having a name, will it ever come up again? DONNY CATES Φ @Doncates. 13h Love Joshannukah @Joshy206 @Doncates what does venom smell like DONNY CATES Ф @Doncates. 14h Beard was my call, yeah. I think the symbiote will love it as long as it makes Eddie happy. Rinienne @RinNathe Replying to @Doncates Ok, last... three in one? I swear. Was it your idea to give Eddie beard? Can he keep it? Do you think the symbiote will like it when it comes back? 91t16 62 symbisexual-disaster: symbisexual-disaster: However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, here are some things from the AMA that I kind of liked? He does write the symbiote voice as very childlike, which I love, so…credit for that, at least.  remember yesterday morning when I was going to give Donny the benefit of the doubt and try to find things in his stupid replies that I liked? Adorable ^ this one is really rubbing me the wrong way. Eddie Venom have been in a canonically romantic relationship since like, 1995 or whatever. Venom shouldn’t have a childlike voice because a) that’s kinda gross and b) it’s how many decades/ centuries old before it got to Eddie?It’s not a great thing to conflate innocence and childlike qualities as being the same thing. You can have one w/o the other.Anyway, we’re going into the new year fully realising that Donny Cates is a fuckwit and I’m only picking the comic up once he gets fired and the queer stuff is back on the menu.
Beard, Love, and New Year's: DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h
 Yeah. Way more innocent. Childlike at times.
 Adam @Arctic_Adam
 Replying to @Doncates
 What type of voice do you read the symbiote? More demonic like the movie
 or more innocent?

 DONNY CATES @Doncates 14h
 Yes
 Rinienne @RinNathe
 Replying to @Doncates
 We were teased the symbiote having a name, will it ever come up again?

 DONNY CATES Φ @Doncates. 13h
 Love
 Joshannukah @Joshy206
 @Doncates what does venom smell like

 DONNY CATES Ф @Doncates. 14h
 Beard was my call, yeah. I think the symbiote will love it as long as it makes
 Eddie happy.
 Rinienne @RinNathe
 Replying to @Doncates
 Ok, last... three in one? I swear. Was it your idea to give Eddie beard? Can
 he keep it? Do you think the symbiote will like it when it comes back?
 91t16 62
symbisexual-disaster:
symbisexual-disaster:
However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, here are some things from the AMA that I kind of liked? He does write the symbiote voice as very childlike, which I love, so…credit for that, at least. 
remember yesterday morning when I was going to give Donny the benefit of the doubt and try to find things in his stupid replies that I liked? Adorable

^ this one is really rubbing me the wrong way. Eddie  Venom have been in a canonically romantic relationship since like, 1995 or whatever. Venom shouldn’t have a childlike voice because a) that’s kinda gross and b) it’s how many decades/ centuries old before it got to Eddie?It’s not a great thing to conflate innocence and childlike qualities as being the same thing. You can have one w/o the other.Anyway, we’re going into the new year fully realising that Donny Cates is a fuckwit and I’m only picking the comic up once he gets fired and the queer stuff is back on the menu.

symbisexual-disaster: symbisexual-disaster: However, in an effort to be more positive this year, which will last for approximately 4 hours, ...

Community, Doctor, and Facebook: MEDICAL MIRACLE: MAN'S BRAIN TUMOR VANISHES WITHOUT SURGERY Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving the patient a renewed sense of hope. CBS Sacramento reported Friday that the neurosurgeons and specialists in charge of treating Paul Wood, a patient from Lodi, California, are scratching their heads after brain scans revealed his tumor disappeared the day before he was scheduled for surgery. Wood, a father and volunteer in his community, noticed something was amiss several months ago when he could barely stand up straight. “I had massive headaches, I couldn’t walk down the hallway without holding on to the walls,” he said. The Lodi man went to his primary care doctor, who referred him to a neurosurgeon at UC San Francisco. The neurosurgeon said his brain was bleeding, but radiologists said there was evidence of a tumor. Wood, who considers himself a man of faith, turned to his community for support. But what he did not expect was the overwhelming amount of prayer and support for him on social media. “My phone is blowing up, my Facebook is prayer after prayer, all over California,” said Wood. When doctors took another brain scan the day before his operation, they canceled the surgery because the tumor had disappeared. Wood said it was nothing short of a “miracle” from God. “It’s a miracle and that is the way God planned it,” he said. Wood’s doctor struggled to explain why the tumor disappeared, admitting that there are some things “that we can’t explain.” “We do tests and we have medical technology and we try to come up with some conclusion… sometimes things happen that we can’t explain,” said Dr. Richard.
Community, Doctor, and Facebook: MEDICAL MIRACLE: MAN'S
 BRAIN TUMOR VANISHES
 WITHOUT SURGERY
Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving the patient a renewed sense of hope. CBS Sacramento reported Friday that the neurosurgeons and specialists in charge of treating Paul Wood, a patient from Lodi, California, are scratching their heads after brain scans revealed his tumor disappeared the day before he was scheduled for surgery. Wood, a father and volunteer in his community, noticed something was amiss several months ago when he could barely stand up straight. “I had massive headaches, I couldn’t walk down the hallway without holding on to the walls,” he said. The Lodi man went to his primary care doctor, who referred him to a neurosurgeon at UC San Francisco. The neurosurgeon said his brain was bleeding, but radiologists said there was evidence of a tumor. Wood, who considers himself a man of faith, turned to his community for support. But what he did not expect was the overwhelming amount of prayer and support for him on social media. “My phone is blowing up, my Facebook is prayer after prayer, all over California,” said Wood. When doctors took another brain scan the day before his operation, they canceled the surgery because the tumor had disappeared. Wood said it was nothing short of a “miracle” from God. “It’s a miracle and that is the way God planned it,” he said. Wood’s doctor struggled to explain why the tumor disappeared, admitting that there are some things “that we can’t explain.” “We do tests and we have medical technology and we try to come up with some conclusion… sometimes things happen that we can’t explain,” said Dr. Richard.

Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving the...

Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and
 your owners let you up on the hotel bed
 @DrSmashlove
(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]

(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...

Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they around a female ez- e bee I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandora’s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man don’t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that don’t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and that’s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she won’t text back. She’s actually digging him but he’s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come “remember the time I choked a cat bro?”. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. That’s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldn’t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I can’t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.
Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they
 around a female
 ez-
 e bee
I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandora’s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man don’t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that don’t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and that’s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she won’t text back. She’s actually digging him but he’s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come “remember the time I choked a cat bro?”. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. That’s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldn’t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I can’t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.

I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes....