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Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan
5 hrs Melbourne, VIC
Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
was like he was rearing them up for... something.
Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
the train was about to leave. It happened.
Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
The next train stop was five minutes away.
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💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂
Crime, Friends, and Head: thehumon
It has come to my attention that most people don't know this about Simon Pegg
and Nick Frost and that's a goddamn crime against humanity.
Back when they were young and poor they had to share a single person bed for
six months. As Pegg put it, they started out sleeping head to feet, but after
kicking each other in the face one too many times they started sleeping head to
head. It wasn't long after that that they gave up on being macho "no touchy
dudes and just snuggled up during bedtime. In the morning they "couldn't tell
where one began and the other ended
That's why they're so cuddly today. They're so physically close that it worried
Frost's fiance at the time and she asked them to never share a bed again after
she got married to Frost. The night before the wedding Frost wasn't allowed to
see her anyway, so Pegg dropped by his house so they could share a bed one
last time (Frost since got a divorce though). Pegg's wife has no objections to any
of this. If it's important to her hubby, who is she to judge.
Pegg recommend all male friends to try sharing a bed. If it turns out you want to
fuck each other, great, you're going to have a lot of fun. If you don't want to fuck
each other, well, then nothing happens anyway.
(Side note: That's also why there's so many photos of Edgar Wright cuddling up
to various guys. He learned that from Pegg and Frost. They created a cuddle
monster that can't be stopped)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome
![Bad, The Game, and Game: ANTONIO AND I, WE HAVE ALWAYS KEPT
IN COMMUNICATION.... HE WANTS TO COME
ITO SAN FRANCISCO] REALLY BAD.
B R
JERRY RICE ON ANTONIO BROWN
H/T 95.7 THE GAME
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Memes, 🤖, and Glass: QUANDO METTO INSIEME I MIE
3 NEURONI PER STUDIARE
ScuolaZOO
SIETE CONVINTI DIESSERE SOPRANATURALI, MA NON E cosi
I miei neuroni me li immagino come i protagonisti di Glass glass neuroni studiare adv scuola
I miei neuroni me li immagino come i protagonisti di Glass glass neuroni studiare adv scuola
Memes, Work, and Never: Coworker: how come vou never
stress out at work what's your
secret?
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