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chopped: Don’t look up or else your head will get chopped off!
chopped: Don’t look up or else your head will get chopped off!

Don’t look up or else your head will get chopped off!

chopped: This dumb bitch on Chopped
chopped: This dumb bitch on Chopped

This dumb bitch on Chopped

chopped: Bored During Quarentine. Ripped a dress, chopped my hair, & got 'Clueless'
chopped: Bored During Quarentine. Ripped a dress, chopped my hair, & got 'Clueless'

Bored During Quarentine. Ripped a dress, chopped my hair, & got 'Clueless'

chopped: ....? The guy posted a video of a guys head getting chopped off. Even more than that... (the posts weren’t deleted)
chopped: ....? The guy posted a video of a guys head getting chopped off. Even more than that... (the posts weren’t deleted)

....? The guy posted a video of a guys head getting chopped off. Even more than that... (the posts weren’t deleted)

chopped: In Shrek (2001) the dragon has a cookbook that includes “choice cuts” and the diagram of a knight chopped up.
chopped: In Shrek (2001) the dragon has a cookbook that includes “choice cuts” and the diagram of a knight chopped up.

In Shrek (2001) the dragon has a cookbook that includes “choice cuts” and the diagram of a knight chopped up.

chopped: No cock here, chopped it off.
chopped: No cock here, chopped it off.

No cock here, chopped it off.

chopped: This week on Chopped….
chopped: This week on Chopped….

This week on Chopped….

chopped: Sauron after getting his finger chopped off
chopped: Sauron after getting his finger chopped off

Sauron after getting his finger chopped off

chopped: It's chopped **dIfFeREntLy**
chopped: It's chopped **dIfFeREntLy**

It's chopped **dIfFeREntLy**

chopped: Every 9th person won’t be chopped
chopped: Every 9th person won’t be chopped

Every 9th person won’t be chopped

chopped: Karate Chopped into Bolivian
chopped: Karate Chopped into Bolivian

Karate Chopped into Bolivian

chopped: oh noes chopped legs
chopped: oh noes chopped legs

oh noes chopped legs

chopped: In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then focus on the exact spot Tom is going to have a fight.
chopped: In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then focus on the exact spot Tom is going to have a fight.

In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then fo...

chopped: In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then focus on the exact spot Tom is going to die later on.
chopped: In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then focus on the exact spot Tom is going to die later on.

In the movie 1917 (2019), Schoffield and Tom find an abandoned farm after going trough a camp of chopped cherry trees. The camera then fo...

chopped: help im running out of ways to describe things being chopped in half
chopped: help im running out of ways to describe things being chopped in half

help im running out of ways to describe things being chopped in half

chopped: I need my chopped liver, baaaaaad
chopped: I need my chopped liver, baaaaaad

I need my chopped liver, baaaaaad

chopped: When ur balls get chopped of so u can’t do mighty fat nuts in the french poodle next door
chopped: When ur balls get chopped of so u can’t do mighty fat nuts in the french poodle next door

When ur balls get chopped of so u can’t do mighty fat nuts in the french poodle next door

chopped: Bio said she watched Chopped religiously.. now I’ll never know what appetizer could be made from that basket
chopped: Bio said she watched Chopped religiously.. now I’ll never know what appetizer could be made from that basket

Bio said she watched Chopped religiously.. now I’ll never know what appetizer could be made from that basket

chopped: Used to joke with my wife the dog loved me more than her, within 20 minutes of bringing him home I was chopped liver.
chopped: Used to joke with my wife the dog loved me more than her, within 20 minutes of bringing him home I was chopped liver.

Used to joke with my wife the dog loved me more than her, within 20 minutes of bringing him home I was chopped liver.

chopped: Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off
chopped: Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off

Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off

chopped: Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off
chopped: Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off

Palpatine after Anakin chopped Mace's hands off

chopped: This guy on Chopped
chopped: This guy on Chopped

This guy on Chopped

chopped: My nephew just got his balls chopped off, poor boy.
chopped: My nephew just got his balls chopped off, poor boy.

My nephew just got his balls chopped off, poor boy.

chopped: Chopped in half
chopped: Chopped in half

Chopped in half

chopped: Just a friendly reminder, remember to replace chopped down trees
chopped: Just a friendly reminder, remember to replace chopped down trees

Just a friendly reminder, remember to replace chopped down trees

chopped: Something a bit different for ya. Surely that's been chopped
chopped: Something a bit different for ya. Surely that's been chopped

Something a bit different for ya. Surely that's been chopped

chopped: Thanks I hate spaghetti in chopped wieners
chopped: Thanks I hate spaghetti in chopped wieners

Thanks I hate spaghetti in chopped wieners

chopped: "Kakuzu I got my head chopped off YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE" -Hidan at every point
chopped: "Kakuzu I got my head chopped off YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE" -Hidan at every point

"Kakuzu I got my head chopped off YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE" -Hidan at every point

chopped: Invest before you get your head chopped off via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2PhZ8Hw
chopped: Invest before you get your head chopped off via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2PhZ8Hw

Invest before you get your head chopped off via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2PhZ8Hw

chopped: Hag: "They Call you the Cannibal.... What am I, chopped liver?" Artwork by Kawarayane! Link in the comments!
chopped: Hag: "They Call you the Cannibal.... What am I, chopped liver?" Artwork by Kawarayane! Link in the comments!

Hag: "They Call you the Cannibal.... What am I, chopped liver?" Artwork by Kawarayane! Link in the comments!

chopped: Top starburst placed sideways. Caused one to get chopped in half. Dont know if I gained a half or lost a half.
chopped: Top starburst placed sideways. Caused one to get chopped in half. Dont know if I gained a half or lost a half.

Top starburst placed sideways. Caused one to get chopped in half. Dont know if I gained a half or lost a half.

chopped: gaymerlvl-pharmercy: birbiebabies: chamfrons-checques-n-champignons: betheothergirl: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way. As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.  !!!! I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time. He’s so handsome!! I would trust a crow with my life
chopped: gaymerlvl-pharmercy:

birbiebabies:

chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:

betheothergirl:

solitarelee:

221cbakerstreet:

spookyrawr:

rassoey:

avianawareness:

aph-romania:

reallymisscoffee:

dansknapp:

stultiloquentia:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.
As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

!!!!


I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.


He’s so handsome!!



I would trust a crow with my life

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chopped: Press F to pay respects to all the dead plant genitalias being chopped all over the world
chopped: Press F to pay respects to all the dead plant genitalias being chopped all over the world

Press F to pay respects to all the dead plant genitalias being chopped all over the world

chopped: Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby.
chopped: Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby.

Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby.

chopped: Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby. Bet you can’t guess my state.
chopped: Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby. Bet you can’t guess my state.

Zero turn mower for sale. Does not include deaf or chopped up baby. Bet you can’t guess my state.

chopped: Green thinks having your leg chopped off wouldn't hurt (Part 1 of ?)
chopped: Green thinks having your leg chopped off wouldn't hurt (Part 1 of ?)

Green thinks having your leg chopped off wouldn't hurt (Part 1 of ?)

chopped: Drove by this 300 year old chopped down tree earlier. Apparently someone else thinks it sucks too
chopped: Drove by this 300 year old chopped down tree earlier. Apparently someone else thinks it sucks too

Drove by this 300 year old chopped down tree earlier. Apparently someone else thinks it sucks too

chopped: In the tomes next killer is based off Belle Gunness a 1800's serial killer who lured in and murdered men, faked her own death and chopped off a maid's head
chopped: In the tomes next killer is based off Belle Gunness a 1800's serial killer who lured in and murdered men, faked her own death and chopped off a maid's head

In the tomes next killer is based off Belle Gunness a 1800's serial killer who lured in and murdered men, faked her own death and chopped...

chopped: Forbidden Chopped Onion
chopped: Forbidden Chopped Onion

Forbidden Chopped Onion

chopped: Idk if this counts as gardening but I chopped up a load of wood
chopped: Idk if this counts as gardening but I chopped up a load of wood

Idk if this counts as gardening but I chopped up a load of wood

chopped: *gets head chopped off*
chopped: *gets head chopped off*

*gets head chopped off*