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Advice, Apparently, and Bee Movie: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses sqooper Follow wallpatterns The other day I went to McDonald's with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like "HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU" and I was like wow I can't let this guy outmatch me so I yelled "I'LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IFI MAY" you know like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like "CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEALINSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES" and I was so sleep deprivedI essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said "HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR" and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store "WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER MAN and since purple is the more superior color that's how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I'm now the poster child for being social and I've only been asked once why I'm not in a relationship yet but I know it's gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it's because whenever eat in the dining hall spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I'm supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I've essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year sqooper there's more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria advice-animal: College changes you…
Advice, Apparently, and Bee Movie: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 sqooper Follow
 wallpatterns
 The other day I went to McDonald's with my
 family and the guy who took my order was
 really loud and was basically like "HAPPY
 HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU" and I
 was like wow I can't let this guy outmatch
 me so I yelled "I'LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL
 WITH THE NUG NUGS IFI MAY" you know
 like a natural well-adjusted epitome of
 adulthood 19 year old and he was like
 "CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE
 MIGHTY KIDS MEALINSTEAD WITH
 EXTRA FRIES" and I was so sleep deprivedI
 essentially blacked out and apparently
 leaned over the counter like I was robbing
 the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave
 robin hood and said "HECK YES I WOULD
 GOOD SIR" and then I sat down and he
 yelled from across the store "WOULD YOU
 LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER
 MAN and since purple is the more superior
 color that's how I answered and long story
 short my parents think college changed me
 and that I'm now the poster child for being
 social and I've only been asked once why
 I'm not in a relationship yet but I know it's
 gonna be brought up again and how do i tell
 my parents it's because whenever eat in
 the dining hall spend the entire time
 playing bumper cars with the wheeley
 chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last
 time I was in the library (where I'm
 supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD)
 I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling
 up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins
 back to my dorm with my neon underwear
 peeking out from the holes like a 17th
 century harlot with a cocaine addiction and
 I've essentially been living off jars of peanut
 butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie
 for the past year
 sqooper
 there's more information in this post than
 there was in the library of alexandria
advice-animal:

College changes you…

advice-animal: College changes you…

Apparently, Bee Movie, and Cars: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses sqooper Follow wallpatterns The other day I went to McDonald's with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like "HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU" and I was like wow I can't let this guy outmatch me so I yelled "I'LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IFI MAY" you know like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like "CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEALINSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES" and I was so sleep deprivedI essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said "HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR" and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store "WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER MAN and since purple is the more superior color that's how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I'm now the poster child for being social and I've only been asked once why I'm not in a relationship yet but I know it's gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it's because whenever eat in the dining hall spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I'm supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I've essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year sqooper there's more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria College changes you
Apparently, Bee Movie, and Cars: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 sqooper Follow
 wallpatterns
 The other day I went to McDonald's with my
 family and the guy who took my order was
 really loud and was basically like "HAPPY
 HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU" and I
 was like wow I can't let this guy outmatch
 me so I yelled "I'LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL
 WITH THE NUG NUGS IFI MAY" you know
 like a natural well-adjusted epitome of
 adulthood 19 year old and he was like
 "CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE
 MIGHTY KIDS MEALINSTEAD WITH
 EXTRA FRIES" and I was so sleep deprivedI
 essentially blacked out and apparently
 leaned over the counter like I was robbing
 the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave
 robin hood and said "HECK YES I WOULD
 GOOD SIR" and then I sat down and he
 yelled from across the store "WOULD YOU
 LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER
 MAN and since purple is the more superior
 color that's how I answered and long story
 short my parents think college changed me
 and that I'm now the poster child for being
 social and I've only been asked once why
 I'm not in a relationship yet but I know it's
 gonna be brought up again and how do i tell
 my parents it's because whenever eat in
 the dining hall spend the entire time
 playing bumper cars with the wheeley
 chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last
 time I was in the library (where I'm
 supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD)
 I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling
 up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins
 back to my dorm with my neon underwear
 peeking out from the holes like a 17th
 century harlot with a cocaine addiction and
 I've essentially been living off jars of peanut
 butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie
 for the past year
 sqooper
 there's more information in this post than
 there was in the library of alexandria
College changes you

College changes you

Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit. Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers. Russia and Serbia look at Austria. Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at. Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone. Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so. Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it? Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render Russia incapable of such action anymore. Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone. Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium. France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria. Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it. France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences
Being Alone, America, and Another One: IF WORLD WAR ONE
 WAS A BAR FIGHT
 Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub
 when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint
 Austria demands Serbia buy it a whole new suit because of the new
 beer stains on its trouser leg
 Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view
 Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
 Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for
 the cleaning of Austria's trousers.
 Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
 Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.
 Russia suggests that Austria should leave its litle brother alone.
 Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.
 Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and theat
 its sufficiently out of order that Britain not intervene
 Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is
 looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?
 Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render
 Russia incapable of such action anymore.
 Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium
 Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they
 come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.
 Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
 France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany
 punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other
 Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over
 Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's
 side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
 Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard
 feelings because Britain made Australia do it.
 France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and
 carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets
 knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
 personality change
 Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over
 anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room
 chanting
 America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching
 from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a
 barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself
 By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is
 shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the
 first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is
 still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy
 drinks for all their friends
epicjohndoe:

World War One Explained In A Few Sentences

epicjohndoe: World War One Explained In A Few Sentences