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carbs: r/zerocarb А:/ u/NewLifeNow13-43d Hair loss I've been losing a noticeably amount of hair the past few weeks. Is it adaption? l've been doing zero carb for months now. 會 21 26 u Share r/zerocarb u/xMidianx.9d Worsening eyesight on ZC? Was 7 months strict keto, after that switched to ZC. Now being 3.5 months ZC and noticed for the last 2 weeks my distance vision getting worse, blurry Anyone experienced this in regards to ZC? No noticeable vision changes when I was on keto. I'm 31 years old 8 Share r/zerocarb u/my_user_account 24d . carnivore since 2017-02 Toothpaste: yes or no? My ZC diet is extremely clean. No spices whatsoever. Salt is down to a smidgen per meal I stopped using toothpaste about 6 weeks ago. I still brush, but water only. The results have been: no problems. Anyone else tried this? 1 19 17 Share r/zerocarb u/reddiru 39d My Gums Are Bleedi Ever since beginning zero carb I have had terribly sensitive gums. One stroke of the tooth brush is all it takes to make them bleed. I have been ZC for 3 months, and I have been eating liver, heart, ground beef, and marrow. Everything that I eat is raw. I don't mean to bring up the vitamin c discussion again, but the only thing that I found as a reason for bleeding gums is "vitamin c deficiency".. Any thoughts? 28 u Share not-a-space-alien: scotchtapeofficial: bjorkington: r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit new trend: scurvy This is why you always talk to a doctor or a real actual science-based dietician before you try any sort of radical diet. Because if any of these people had been like “doc, what if I cut out carbs from my diet completely?” Any good counselor would have been like “hey ABSOLUTELY do not do that”

carbs: r/zerocarb
А:/ u/NewLifeNow13-43d
Hair loss
I've been losing a noticeably amount of hair the past
few weeks. Is it adaption? l've been doing zero carb
for months now.
會 21
26
u Share

r/zerocarb
u/xMidianx.9d
Worsening eyesight on ZC?
Was 7 months strict keto, after that switched to ZC.
Now being 3.5 months ZC and noticed for the last 2
weeks my distance vision getting worse, blurry
Anyone experienced this in regards to ZC?
No noticeable vision changes when I was on keto. I'm
31 years old
8
Share

r/zerocarb
u/my_user_account 24d . carnivore since 2017-02
Toothpaste: yes or no?
My ZC diet is extremely clean.
No spices whatsoever.
Salt is down to a smidgen per meal
I stopped using toothpaste about 6 weeks ago. I still
brush, but water only. The results have been: no
problems.
Anyone else tried this?
1 19
17
Share

r/zerocarb
u/reddiru 39d
My Gums Are Bleedi
Ever since beginning zero carb I have had terribly
sensitive gums. One stroke of the tooth brush is all it
takes to make them bleed. I have been ZC for 3
months, and I have been eating liver, heart, ground
beef, and marrow. Everything that I eat is raw. I don't
mean to bring up the vitamin c discussion again, but
the only thing that I found as a reason for bleeding
gums is "vitamin c deficiency".. Any thoughts?
28
u Share
not-a-space-alien:

scotchtapeofficial:

bjorkington:
r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit
new trend: scurvy

This is why you always talk to a doctor or a real actual science-based dietician before you try any sort of radical diet. Because if any of these people had been like “doc, what if I cut out carbs from my diet completely?” Any good counselor would have been like “hey ABSOLUTELY do not do that”

carbs: r/zerocarb
А:/ u/NewLifeNow13-43d
Hair loss
I've been losing a noticeably amount of hair the past
few weeks. Is it adaption? l've been doing zero carb
for months now.
會 21
26
u Share

r/zerocarb
u/xMidianx.9d
Worsening eyesight on ZC?
Was 7 months strict keto, after that switched to ZC.
Now being 3.5 months ZC and noticed for the last 2
weeks my distance vision getting worse, blurry
Anyone experienced this in regards to ZC?
No noticeable vision changes when I was on keto. I'm
31 years old
8
Share

r/zerocarb
u/my_user_account 24d . carnivore since 2017-02
Toothpaste: yes or no?
My ZC diet is extremely clean.
No spices whatsoever.
Salt is down to a smidgen per meal
I stopped using toothpaste about 6 weeks ago. I still
brush, but water only. The results have been: no
problems.
Anyone else tried this?
1 19
17
Share

r/zerocarb
u/reddiru 39d
My Gums Are Bleedi
Ever since beginning zero carb I have had terribly
sensitive gums. One stroke of the tooth brush is all it
takes to make them bleed. I have been ZC for 3
months, and I have been eating liver, heart, ground
beef, and marrow. Everything that I eat is raw. I don't
mean to bring up the vitamin c discussion again, but
the only thing that I found as a reason for bleeding
gums is "vitamin c deficiency".. Any thoughts?
28
u Share
not-a-space-alien:

scotchtapeofficial:

bjorkington:
r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit
new trend: scurvy

This is why you always talk to a doctor or a real actual science-based dietician before you try any sort of radical diet. Because if any of these people had been like “doc, what if I cut out carbs from my diet completely?” Any good counselor would have been like “hey ABSOLUTELY do not do that”

not-a-space-alien: scotchtapeofficial: bjorkington: r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit new trend: scurvy This is why you always...

carbs: FUCK IT CARBS Cheat days got me acting different bro 😳🤭🥵

carbs: FUCK IT
CARBS
Cheat days got me acting different bro 😳🤭🥵

carbs: FUCK IT
CARBS
Cheat days got me acting different bro 😳🤭🥵

Cheat days got me acting different bro 😳🤭🥵

carbs: jackanthfern: outofcontextarthur: muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity

carbs: jackanthfern:
outofcontextarthur:

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity

carbs: jackanthfern:
outofcontextarthur:

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity

jackanthfern: outofcontextarthur: muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs UNESC...

carbs: ABOUT ME INTERESTS Once got a congratulatory card from Guy Fieri WHY YOU 14% SHOULD 25% Mediocre at beer pong 10% SWIPE RIGHT Can make a mean frozen ON ME pizza 16% 15% BY SIERRA Can do stupid spontaneous things sometimes() 20% Calling all cute boys Once cut my own hair Concerts WANE Tattoos Horror Movies Fleetwood Mac Makeup Carbs .Once slept on the streets of Minneapolis for 2 days for a concert WAINE ச Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 73 miles away 73 miles away 73 miles away One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 My Anthe X My Anthe X My Anthe X STRENGTHS WEAKNESSES IN CONCLUSION Strengths STATISTICS Am way better looking than I was 2 years ago so things can only go uphill from here Honest Funny You've made it this far Organized I'm just tryna be someone's brown eyed girl Hopefully Creative Great PowerPoint maker Probably funny sometimes idk Weaknesses My mom thinks I'm decent Shy Does not have 20/20 vision 1.5 2017 2019 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Esthetician Esthetician 73 miles away One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 PIC COLLAGE My Anthe X I admire the dedication

carbs: ABOUT ME
INTERESTS
Once got a congratulatory
card from Guy Fieri
WHY YOU
14%
SHOULD
25%
Mediocre at beer pong
10%
SWIPE RIGHT
Can make a mean frozen
ON ME
pizza
16%
15%
BY SIERRA
Can do stupid spontaneous
things sometimes()
20%
Calling all
cute boys
Once cut my own hair
Concerts
WANE
Tattoos
Horror Movies
Fleetwood Mac
Makeup
Carbs
.Once slept on the
streets of Minneapolis
for 2 days for a concert
WAINE
ச
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
73 miles away
73 miles away
73 miles away
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
My Anthe
X
My Anthe
X
My Anthe
X
STRENGTHS
WEAKNESSES
IN CONCLUSION
Strengths
STATISTICS
Am way better looking than
I was 2 years ago so things
can only go uphill from here
Honest
Funny
You've made it this far
Organized
I'm just tryna be
someone's brown eyed girl
Hopefully
Creative
Great PowerPoint maker
Probably funny sometimes
idk
Weaknesses
My mom thinks I'm decent
Shy
Does not have 20/20
vision
1.5
2017
2019
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Esthetician
Esthetician
73 miles away
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
PIC COLLAGE
My Anthe
X
I admire the dedication

carbs: ABOUT ME
INTERESTS
Once got a congratulatory
card from Guy Fieri
WHY YOU
14%
SHOULD
25%
Mediocre at beer pong
10%
SWIPE RIGHT
Can make a mean frozen
ON ME
pizza
16%
15%
BY SIERRA
Can do stupid spontaneous
things sometimes()
20%
Calling all
cute boys
Once cut my own hair
Concerts
WANE
Tattoos
Horror Movies
Fleetwood Mac
Makeup
Carbs
.Once slept on the
streets of Minneapolis
for 2 days for a concert
WAINE
ச
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
73 miles away
73 miles away
73 miles away
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
My Anthe
X
My Anthe
X
My Anthe
X
STRENGTHS
WEAKNESSES
IN CONCLUSION
Strengths
STATISTICS
Am way better looking than
I was 2 years ago so things
can only go uphill from here
Honest
Funny
You've made it this far
Organized
I'm just tryna be
someone's brown eyed girl
Hopefully
Creative
Great PowerPoint maker
Probably funny sometimes
idk
Weaknesses
My mom thinks I'm decent
Shy
Does not have 20/20
vision
1.5
2017
2019
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Sierra 19
Esthetician
Esthetician
73 miles away
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
One, Two Step 0:13-0:16
PIC COLLAGE
My Anthe
X
I admire the dedication

I admire the dedication

carbs: propheticfire Googling "watermelon crabs" instead of "watermelon carbs" is delightful because you will get creative crab shapes made out of watermelons AND pictures of cute striped fiddler crabs. 10/10, would typo again. VEIOWAANEBn Source: propheticfire 13,473 notes 10/10 love watermelon crabs

carbs: propheticfire
Googling "watermelon crabs" instead of
"watermelon carbs" is delightful because you
will get creative crab shapes made out of
watermelons AND pictures of cute striped
fiddler crabs. 10/10, would typo again.
VEIOWAANEBn
Source: propheticfire
13,473 notes
10/10 love watermelon crabs

carbs: propheticfire
Googling "watermelon crabs" instead of
"watermelon carbs" is delightful because you
will get creative crab shapes made out of
watermelons AND pictures of cute striped
fiddler crabs. 10/10, would typo again.
VEIOWAANEBn
Source: propheticfire
13,473 notes
10/10 love watermelon crabs

10/10 love watermelon crabs

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza Thank you papa

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Thank you papa

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Thank you papa

Thank you papa

carbs: janeyth: jackanthfern: outofcontextarthur: muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs let a girl have her cheat day damn!!!!!!!

carbs: janeyth:
jackanthfern:

outofcontextarthur:

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

let a girl have her cheat day damn!!!!!!!

carbs: janeyth:
jackanthfern:

outofcontextarthur:

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

let a girl have her cheat day damn!!!!!!!

janeyth: jackanthfern: outofcontextarthur: muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the ca...

carbs: When you cut sugar and carbs from your diet IATE @dogsbeingbasic THE WALL That moment in life.

carbs: When you cut sugar and carbs from
your diet
IATE
@dogsbeingbasic
THE
WALL
That moment in life.

carbs: When you cut sugar and carbs from
your diet
IATE
@dogsbeingbasic
THE
WALL
That moment in life.

That moment in life.

carbs: "Carbs are bad for you"

carbs: "Carbs are bad for you"

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza You can't say they didn't try. #funny #dumb #attempts #fail

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
You can't say they didn't try. #funny #dumb #attempts #fail

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
You can't say they didn't try. #funny #dumb #attempts #fail

You can't say they didn't try. #funny #dumb #attempts #fail

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza Tossing dough shirtless

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Tossing dough shirtless

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Tossing dough shirtless

Tossing dough shirtless

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza Tossing dough shirtless by CatfishGG MORE MEMES

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Tossing dough shirtless by CatfishGG
MORE MEMES

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Tossing dough shirtless by CatfishGG
MORE MEMES

Tossing dough shirtless by CatfishGG MORE MEMES

carbs: disgruntledturtle Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat equalistmako "Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D." seasonoftowers Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone. thatickything well you did ask defilerwyrm Also there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat. mrtacomam over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN you are arguing kariachi Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it's a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat. pulltheotheroneithasbellson plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they're easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone. blueandbluer Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr. Source: disgruntledturtle Stitch It! 354,374 notes The motives of a witch

carbs: disgruntledturtle
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they
eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
equalistmako
"Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my
magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND
THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S
LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D."
seasonoftowers
Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and
ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that
to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets
tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you
get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
thatickything
well you did ask
defilerwyrm
Also there's wisdom in fattening them up
on sweets and other
carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and
flavourful meat.
mrtacomam
over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
you are arguing
kariachi
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it's a waste of 40-80
lbs of meat.
pulltheotheroneithasbellson
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they're
easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be
a concern for an elderly crone.
blueandbluer
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
Source: disgruntledturtle
Stitch It!
354,374 notes
The motives of a witch

carbs: disgruntledturtle
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they
eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
equalistmako
"Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my
magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO PANSIESALLOWED BEYOND
THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S
LEG DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D."
seasonoftowers
Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and
ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that
to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets
tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you
get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
thatickything
well you did ask
defilerwyrm
Also there's wisdom in fattening them up
on sweets and other
carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and
flavourful meat.
mrtacomam
over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
you are arguing
kariachi
Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it's a waste of 40-80
lbs of meat.
pulltheotheroneithasbellson
plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they're
easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be
a concern for an elderly crone.
blueandbluer
Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.
Source: disgruntledturtle
Stitch It!
354,374 notes
The motives of a witch

The motives of a witch

carbs: My Anaconda My anaconda needs dem carbs.

carbs: My Anaconda
My anaconda needs dem carbs.

carbs: My Anaconda
My anaconda needs dem carbs.

My anaconda needs dem carbs.

carbs: 6:08 PM Sun Jul 28 1% Q Search msnichxxx Make her pussy wet not her eyes. intealbehayatim Make his dick hard not his life drinoo Break her bed not her heart shindysbaby Deactivated play with her boobs not her feelings naastygyal Get on his dick not his nerves allurice always salt your pasta while boiling it L Share 353 12 PROMOTED u/outeraislereddit outeraislegourmet.com Skip the carbs not the meal ZZA Thanks reddit, very cool!

carbs: 6:08 PM Sun Jul 28
1%
Q Search
msnichxxx
Make her pussy wet not her
eyes.
intealbehayatim
Make his dick hard not his life
drinoo
Break her bed not her heart
shindysbaby Deactivated
play with her boobs not her feelings
naastygyal
Get on his dick not his nerves
allurice
always salt your pasta while boiling it
L Share
353
12
PROMOTED
u/outeraislereddit outeraislegourmet.com
Skip the carbs not the meal
ZZA
Thanks reddit, very cool!

carbs: 6:08 PM Sun Jul 28
1%
Q Search
msnichxxx
Make her pussy wet not her
eyes.
intealbehayatim
Make his dick hard not his life
drinoo
Break her bed not her heart
shindysbaby Deactivated
play with her boobs not her feelings
naastygyal
Get on his dick not his nerves
allurice
always salt your pasta while boiling it
L Share
353
12
PROMOTED
u/outeraislereddit outeraislegourmet.com
Skip the carbs not the meal
ZZA
Thanks reddit, very cool!

Thanks reddit, very cool!

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza

carbs: Sundays carbs don't count. Those are the Lords carbs and He wants you to be happy.

carbs: Sundays carbs don't count.
Those are the Lords carbs and
He wants you to be happy.

carbs: Sundays carbs don't count.
Those are the Lords carbs and
He wants you to be happy.

carbs: When you been on a diet for two hours and somebody whips out some carbs @instafamous GIMMMME!

carbs: When you been on a diet for two hours
and somebody whips out some carbs
@instafamous
GIMMMME!

carbs: When you been on a diet for two hours
and somebody whips out some carbs
@instafamous
GIMMMME!

GIMMMME!

carbs: Me after telling my friends that I'm trying to lose weight by reducing my carbs intake @gymaholic E Me after telling my friends that I’m trying to lose weight by reducing my carbs intake. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #gymaholic #meme

carbs: Me after telling my friends that I'm
trying to lose weight by reducing my
carbs intake
@gymaholic
E
Me after telling my friends that I’m trying to lose weight by reducing my carbs intake. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #gymaholic #meme

carbs: Me after telling my friends that I'm
trying to lose weight by reducing my
carbs intake
@gymaholic
E
Me after telling my friends that I’m trying to lose weight by reducing my carbs intake. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #gymaholic #meme

Me after telling my friends that I’m trying to lose weight by reducing my carbs intake. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitn...

carbs: n.josten10 FOLLOW o o o Neil psu foxes striker i'm fine 76 posts 17.2k followers 47 following aminyard FOLLOW O o o andrew 102% 19 posts 19k followers 17 following HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY psukevin FOLLOW o oo Kevin Day The deadliest piece on the board. 285 posts 21.8k followers 102 following Protein meets Carbs SANG undermittel aaronminyard O o o FOLLOW Aaron 20, medical student, backliner 219 following 12.4k followers 189 posts HE A: ADOS Delancey Street LEAGY itsnicky FOLLOW o o o nicky hemmick i play stickball sometimes 18.2k followers 592 posts 463 following rosselbb dimelionss: all for the game: modern au instagram accounts, the monsters

carbs: n.josten10
FOLLOW
o o o
Neil psu foxes striker i'm fine
76 posts
17.2k followers
47 following

aminyard
FOLLOW
O o o
andrew 102%
19 posts
19k followers
17 following
HOMOPHOBIA
IS
GAY

psukevin
FOLLOW
o oo
Kevin Day The deadliest piece on the board.
285 posts
21.8k followers
102 following
Protein
meets
Carbs
SANG
undermittel

aaronminyard
O o o
FOLLOW
Aaron 20, medical student, backliner
219 following
12.4k followers
189 posts
HE
A:
ADOS
Delancey
Street
LEAGY

itsnicky
FOLLOW
o o o
nicky hemmick i play stickball sometimes
18.2k followers
592 posts
463 following
rosselbb
dimelionss:

all for the game: modern au instagram accounts, the monsters

carbs: n.josten10
FOLLOW
o o o
Neil psu foxes striker i'm fine
76 posts
17.2k followers
47 following

aminyard
FOLLOW
O o o
andrew 102%
19 posts
19k followers
17 following
HOMOPHOBIA
IS
GAY

psukevin
FOLLOW
o oo
Kevin Day The deadliest piece on the board.
285 posts
21.8k followers
102 following
Protein
meets
Carbs
SANG
undermittel

aaronminyard
O o o
FOLLOW
Aaron 20, medical student, backliner
219 following
12.4k followers
189 posts
HE
A:
ADOS
Delancey
Street
LEAGY

itsnicky
FOLLOW
o o o
nicky hemmick i play stickball sometimes
18.2k followers
592 posts
463 following
rosselbb
dimelionss:

all for the game: modern au instagram accounts, the monsters

dimelionss: all for the game: modern au instagram accounts, the monsters

carbs: macklemore @macallmaryhew Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal Carbs are good

carbs: macklemore
@macallmaryhew
Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not
money but my carb intake is just
unreal
Carbs are good

carbs: macklemore
@macallmaryhew
Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not
money but my carb intake is just
unreal
Carbs are good

Carbs are good

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza When you pretend to be a bot

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
When you pretend to be a bot

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
When you pretend to be a bot

When you pretend to be a bot

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen, you need to stop telling the doctor your health is in my hands, you're going to have to watch your carbs and get your A1C checked on the regular, ok?" awesomacious: I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen,
you need to stop telling the doctor your
health is in my hands, you're going to
have to watch your carbs and get your
A1C checked on the regular, ok?"
awesomacious:

I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen,
you need to stop telling the doctor your
health is in my hands, you're going to
have to watch your carbs and get your
A1C checked on the regular, ok?"
awesomacious:

I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

awesomacious: I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen, you need to stop telling the doctor your health is in my hands, you're going to have to watch your carbs and get your A1C checked on the regular, ok?" I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen,
you need to stop telling the doctor your
health is in my hands, you're going to
have to watch your carbs and get your
A1C checked on the regular, ok?"
I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: "Hey, Debbie? It's me, the Lord. Listen,
you need to stop telling the doctor your
health is in my hands, you're going to
have to watch your carbs and get your
A1C checked on the regular, ok?"
I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

I don’t know why but this just makes me giggle!

carbs: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watch her dog and omg she's too much lol Don't aber ns the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feeding Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sniffs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay. Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her. Don' Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl Let her escape know where she's at At all times and most important.. Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and
watch her dog and omg she's too
much lol
Don't
aber ns
the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feeding
Breakfast 8am % cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sniffs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay.
Face Time with Fepper so f can talk to her.
Don'
Yell at Pepper she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
Hit, spank or kick Pepper don't you hurt herl
Let her escape know where she's at At all times
and most important..
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't herl
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep51 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes - Lovely Animals World

carbs: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK ariturl: OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING. Now this is stuck in my head

carbs: CUT MY LIFE INTO
PIZZAS
THIS IS MY
PLASTIC FORK
ariturl:
OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING.
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS
THAT IM EATING.
Now this is stuck in my head

carbs: CUT MY LIFE INTO
PIZZAS
THIS IS MY
PLASTIC FORK
ariturl:
OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING.
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS
THAT IM EATING.
Now this is stuck in my head

Now this is stuck in my head

carbs: Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc So Beyonce had a strict diet prepping for Coachella.no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no rish, and no sugar. I Know some women with that same diet prepping for a wedding. You are marrying a guy name Dan who eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya'll can have some bread And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin MORE MEMES

carbs: Sydnee Washington
@Justsydnyc
So Beyonce had a strict diet
prepping for Coachella.no dairy,
no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no
rish, and no sugar. I Know some
women with that same diet
prepping for a wedding. You are
marrying a guy name Dan who
eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya'll
can have some bread
And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin
MORE MEMES

carbs: Sydnee Washington
@Justsydnyc
So Beyonce had a strict diet
prepping for Coachella.no dairy,
no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no
rish, and no sugar. I Know some
women with that same diet
prepping for a wedding. You are
marrying a guy name Dan who
eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya'll
can have some bread
And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin
MORE MEMES

And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin MORE MEMES

carbs: Natural LIGHT 95 32 , 96 Natural CALORESCALORES lite CALORIES LIGHT 3.2 CARBS CARBS 司 SPELLING CHAMPION SPELLING CHAMPION NATURAL LIGHT ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING Shots fired

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95
32
, 96
Natural CALORESCALORES
lite
CALORIES
LIGHT
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
司
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING
Shots fired

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95
32
, 96
Natural CALORESCALORES
lite
CALORIES
LIGHT
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
司
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING
Shots fired

Shots fired

carbs: Natural LIGHT 95 u96 Natural CALORIESCALORES LİGHT 32 3.2 CARBS CARBS SPELLING CHAMPION SPELLING CHAMPION NATURAL LIGHT ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95 u96
Natural CALORIESCALORES
LİGHT 32
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95 u96
Natural CALORIESCALORES
LİGHT 32
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING

carbs: Natural LIGHT 95 32 , 96 Natural CALORESCALORES lite CALORIES LIGHT 3.2 CARBS CARBS 司 SPELLING CHAMPION SPELLING CHAMPION NATURAL LIGHT ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING Shots fired

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95
32
, 96
Natural CALORESCALORES
lite
CALORIES
LIGHT
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
司
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING
Shots fired

carbs: Natural
LIGHT
95
32
, 96
Natural CALORESCALORES
lite
CALORIES
LIGHT
3.2
CARBS
CARBS
司
SPELLING
CHAMPION
SPELLING
CHAMPION
NATURAL LIGHT
ONE LESS CALORIE, BETTER AT SPELLING
Shots fired

Shots fired

carbs: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watclh her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feedin Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sitfs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her. on t Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watclh her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feedin Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sitfs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her. on t Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! b0gvvitch:I would die for Pepper

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
b0gvvitch:I would die for Pepper

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
b0gvvitch:I would die for Pepper

b0gvvitch:I would die for Pepper

carbs: Tommy @TommyRivers My aunt is having me house sit and watclh her dog and omg she's too much lol the most Beautiful Girl in the world Feedin Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water Snacks no carbs dog bone every other day Play Time Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily Walk around the block optional Affection big hugs little kiss sitfs belly rubs Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her. on t Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate . Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl . Let her escape - know where she's at At all times Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her! supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: Tommy
@TommyRivers
My aunt is having me house sit and watclh
her dog and omg she's too much lol

the most Beautiful Girl in the world
Feedin
Breakfast 8am 4 cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm 4 cup food& fill bowl with fresh water
Snacks
no carbs
dog bone every other day
Play Time
Fetch-shoot ball with green gun daily
Walk around the block optional
Affection
big hugs little kiss
sitfs
belly rubs
Send photo of Pepper every day so I can see she's okay
Face Time with Fepper so i can talk to her.
on t
Yell at Pepper - she barks when you get home,
barks when she hears a suspicious noise and
barks to communicate
. Hit, spank or kick Pepper - don't you hurt herl
. Let her escape - know where she's at At all times
Don't you Hate her cause you Ain't her!
supersoftly:
b0gvvitch:
I would die for Pepper

Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her!

carbs: nK DIUR A Texas man went to the ER with a blood alcohol level of 0.37, but swore he hadn't been drinking. For years people thought he was a closet drinker because he often became randomly drunk and claimed he didn't know why. Doctors found that he had an auto-brewery syndrome, a condition which caused intoxicating fermentation in his stomach whenever he ate a lot of carbs Source: Blowingfacts.org O @blowingfacts365

carbs: nK
DIUR
A Texas man went to the ER with a blood alcohol
level of 0.37, but swore he hadn't been drinking.
For years people thought he was a closet drinker
because he often became randomly drunk and
claimed he didn't know why. Doctors found that he
had an auto-brewery syndrome, a condition which
caused intoxicating fermentation in his stomach
whenever he ate a lot of carbs
Source: Blowingfacts.org
O @blowingfacts365

carbs: nK
DIUR
A Texas man went to the ER with a blood alcohol
level of 0.37, but swore he hadn't been drinking.
For years people thought he was a closet drinker
because he often became randomly drunk and
claimed he didn't know why. Doctors found that he
had an auto-brewery syndrome, a condition which
caused intoxicating fermentation in his stomach
whenever he ate a lot of carbs
Source: Blowingfacts.org
O @blowingfacts365

carbs: Some people manage stress with yoga, meditation, and a long walk. I manage stress with simple carbs, sarcasm, and swearing.

carbs: Some people manage
stress with yoga,
meditation, and a long
walk.
I manage stress with
simple carbs, sarcasm,
and swearing.

carbs: Some people manage
stress with yoga,
meditation, and a long
walk.
I manage stress with
simple carbs, sarcasm,
and swearing.

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews Good for him

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews
Good for him

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews
Good for him

Good for him

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews Good for him by Sergeantleo47 MORE MEMES

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews
Good for him by Sergeantleo47
MORE MEMES

carbs: when you decide to burn carbs instead of Jews
Good for him by Sergeantleo47
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Good for him by Sergeantleo47 MORE MEMES

carbs: Me: What can I do to get healthier, doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbS Me: meirl by ottotrees MORE MEMES

carbs: Me: What can I do to
get healthier, doctor?
Doctor: Use a bicycle
and cut the carbS
Me:
meirl by ottotrees
MORE MEMES

carbs: Me: What can I do to
get healthier, doctor?
Doctor: Use a bicycle
and cut the carbS
Me:
meirl by ottotrees
MORE MEMES

meirl by ottotrees MORE MEMES

carbs: Me: What can I do to get healthier, doctor? Doctor: Use a bicycle and cut the carbS Me: meirl

carbs: Me: What can I do to
get healthier, doctor?
Doctor: Use a bicycle
and cut the carbS
Me:
meirl

carbs: Me: What can I do to
get healthier, doctor?
Doctor: Use a bicycle
and cut the carbS
Me:
meirl

meirl

carbs: Me eating carbs late at night when I promised myself I'd get in shape this year CLASSICAL ART MEME /elassicalartimeme

carbs: Me eating carbs late at night when
I promised myself I'd get in shape
this year
CLASSICAL ART MEME
/elassicalartimeme

carbs: Me eating carbs late at night when
I promised myself I'd get in shape
this year
CLASSICAL ART MEME
/elassicalartimeme

carbs: When your trainer caught you eating carbs.

carbs: When your trainer caught you eating carbs.

carbs: When your trainer caught you eating carbs.

When your trainer caught you eating carbs.

carbs: Brian, your next automated pizza delivery is scheduled for SATURDAY,_FEBRUARY 25 at 12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help. Thank u Papa John u handsome man. I shall call u the Carbs Vixen We're sorry, we didn't understand. Please confirm or decline. When I make love I imagine you tossing some dough shirtless Delivered Dude, our automated system isn't set up yet. This is a real person texting you. I make minimum wage, please just tell me if you want the pizza Please confirm. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ssviik

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY,_FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Please confirm. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ssviik

carbs: Brian, your next automated
pizza delivery is scheduled for
SATURDAY,_FEBRUARY 25 at
12:00pm. To confirm txt YES. To
decline txt NO. Txt Help 4help.
Thank u Papa John u handsome
man. I shall call u the Carbs
Vixen
We're sorry, we didn't
understand. Please confirm or
decline.
When I make love I imagine you
tossing some dough shirtless
Delivered
Dude, our automated system
isn't set up yet. This is a real
person texting you. I make
minimum wage, please just tell
me if you want the pizza
Please confirm. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ssviik

Please confirm. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Ssviik

carbs: Kennedy Richey @kennedyrichey Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the lite for me. Give me carbs or give me death @sourpsycho 😂😂 TwitterCreds: @kennedyrichey

carbs: Kennedy Richey
@kennedyrichey
Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and
I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day..
Then she got an apple on the side
instead of a baguette and I knew the fit
life would never be the lite for me.
Give me carbs or give me death @sourpsycho 😂😂 TwitterCreds: @kennedyrichey

carbs: Kennedy Richey
@kennedyrichey
Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and
I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day..
Then she got an apple on the side
instead of a baguette and I knew the fit
life would never be the lite for me.
Give me carbs or give me death @sourpsycho 😂😂 TwitterCreds: @kennedyrichey

Give me carbs or give me death @sourpsycho 😂😂 TwitterCreds: @kennedyrichey

carbs: UNFAIR DIETINGFACTS ACTUAL DATA BASED ON A1 WEEK DIET MEN WOMEN ent to the gym for an hour every day kept a dieting iournal gave up wine and vodka cut out carbs bought a fit bit joined a diet support group drank Kale smoothies drank 8 glasses of water weighed herself daily stopped putting cream in his coffee weight change -10 pounds weight change +3 pounds Thanks for this Jane! <3

carbs: UNFAIR DIETINGFACTS
ACTUAL DATA BASED ON A1 WEEK DIET
MEN
WOMEN
ent to the gym for an
hour every day
kept a dieting iournal
gave up wine and vodka
cut out carbs
bought a fit bit
joined a diet support
group
drank Kale smoothies
drank 8 glasses of water
weighed herself daily
stopped putting
cream in his
coffee
weight change
-10 pounds
weight change
+3 pounds
Thanks for this Jane! <3

carbs: UNFAIR DIETINGFACTS
ACTUAL DATA BASED ON A1 WEEK DIET
MEN
WOMEN
ent to the gym for an
hour every day
kept a dieting iournal
gave up wine and vodka
cut out carbs
bought a fit bit
joined a diet support
group
drank Kale smoothies
drank 8 glasses of water
weighed herself daily
stopped putting
cream in his
coffee
weight change
-10 pounds
weight change
+3 pounds
Thanks for this Jane! <3

Thanks for this Jane! <3

carbs: I THINK MY SOULMATE MIGHT BE CARBS

carbs: I THINK MY
SOULMATE
MIGHT BE
CARBS

carbs: I THINK MY
SOULMATE
MIGHT BE
CARBS

carbs: Anna Kendrick AnnaKendrick47 Follow I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs l simply lose the will to eat. Agreed

carbs: Anna Kendrick
AnnaKendrick47
Follow
I suspect that low-carb diets work not
because they are healthier, but because
without carbs l simply lose the will to eat.
Agreed

carbs: Anna Kendrick
AnnaKendrick47
Follow
I suspect that low-carb diets work not
because they are healthier, but because
without carbs l simply lose the will to eat.
Agreed

Agreed

carbs: Anna Kendrick AnnaKendrick47 Follow I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs l simply lose the will to eat. Agreed

carbs: Anna Kendrick
AnnaKendrick47
Follow
I suspect that low-carb diets work not
because they are healthier, but because
without carbs l simply lose the will to eat.
Agreed

carbs: Anna Kendrick
AnnaKendrick47
Follow
I suspect that low-carb diets work not
because they are healthier, but because
without carbs l simply lose the will to eat.
Agreed

Agreed

carbs: Welcome to your 30's. A cauliflower substitute has replaced all the carbs you love and the only joy you get is watching shows about murder. Growing up sucks @sourpsycho 😅

carbs: Welcome to your 30's. A cauliflower
substitute has replaced all the carbs
you love and the only joy you get is
watching shows about murder.
Growing up sucks @sourpsycho 😅

carbs: Welcome to your 30's. A cauliflower
substitute has replaced all the carbs
you love and the only joy you get is
watching shows about murder.
Growing up sucks @sourpsycho 😅

Growing up sucks @sourpsycho 😅

carbs: Do you ever just need emotional support carbs? Today I ate two bowls of pasta for no other reason than my life's a sham Who else lol

carbs: Do you ever just need emotional
support carbs? Today I ate two bowls
of pasta for no other reason than my
life's a sham
Who else lol

carbs: Do you ever just need emotional
support carbs? Today I ate two bowls
of pasta for no other reason than my
life's a sham
Who else lol

Who else lol