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Dad, Halloween, and Love: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road he turn to his girl and say baby, i love you very much what is it honey? our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT" v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Dad, Halloween, and Love: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195
 So ur with ur honey and yur making out
 wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the
 vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
 U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A
 MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM
 EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN
 ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL
 OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL
 GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS
 WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE
 VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE
 END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE
 SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE
 SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU
 ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

 Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088
 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road
 he turn to his girl and say
 baby, i love you very much
 what is it honey?
 our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some
 more fuel."
 ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of
 steres being stolen"
 good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty
 so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my
 baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching
 sound and voice say "LET ME IN
 the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next
 morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to
 check and man door hand hook car door

 "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS
 CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE
 STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD
 OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR.
 WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT"
v1als:

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Bad, Birthday, and cnn.com: CNN CNN @CNN "What I say I'm gonna do, l'm gonna do to the best of my capabilities," says Walter Carr on why he walked 20 miles to work after his car broke down: "I just wanted to show to my company that I am dedicated just like I said in my interview" cnn.it/2zOYOdS Birmingham, Alabama 9:51 AM CT Via Skype Chattanooga, Tennessee 10:51 AM ET GOING THE EXTRA MILE MAN WALKS 20 MILES TO WORK RECEIVES CEO'S PERSONAL CAR AS A GIFT NN DOW 101.74 NEWSROOM 258 views From CNN Newsroom 10:20 AM 19 Jul 18 dagwolf: killagouge: topsydead: pregnantseinfeld: kittycatdeathtrap: pregnantseinfeld: dagwolf: Vomitous can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!! I don’t understand why this is a bad thing?? whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths Exactly!!! We’re being told “be like this guy, he puts his company above his physical safety”. It’s a shaming tactic against people who don’t prioritize their employers. He was probably stressed the fuck out and needed serious recuperation after that feat, but they’re treating it like he sent the boss a birthday card. I mean, he got a car out of it. He chose the job knowing how far away it was. This should be more of a condemnation of the lack of good public transportation in the south. This isn’t unique to Alabama, the only reason it’s in the news is because the owner is a decent human being. I’ve been citing the preamble to the IWW constitution a lot lately: “The working class and the employing class have nothing in common.”We must work or perish. All the talk this employee chose the job “knowing how far away it was” is bullshit. That he has to choose a job so difficult to get to is nothing more than fodder for further condemnation of our society.  The charitable act here comes with a hidden agenda, as does the awful media representation of the story.  Charity, especially in this manner, is disempowering, condescending, and re-enforces class. Capitalist charity is always about composing the rich as good, generous, noble while composing the poor as short-sighted beggars always guilty of ending up in need of help, and so parasitic. One better hope that the employer in this story pays his employee enough to afford to properly care for and fuel his new car. Worst of all, charity makes people believe capitalism is good because it puts a very nice mask on the whole oppressive affair. That’s how we should talk about this story. 
Bad, Birthday, and cnn.com: CNN
 CNN
 @CNN
 "What I say I'm gonna do, l'm gonna
 do to the best of my capabilities,"
 says Walter Carr on why he walked
 20 miles to work after his car broke
 down: "I just wanted to show to
 my company that I am dedicated
 just like I said in my interview"
 cnn.it/2zOYOdS
 Birmingham, Alabama
 9:51 AM CT
 Via Skype
 Chattanooga, Tennessee
 10:51 AM ET
 GOING THE EXTRA MILE
 MAN WALKS 20 MILES TO WORK RECEIVES CEO'S PERSONAL CAR AS A GIFT NN
 DOW 101.74
 NEWSROOM
 258 views From CNN Newsroom
 10:20 AM 19 Jul 18
dagwolf:
killagouge:

topsydead:

pregnantseinfeld:


kittycatdeathtrap:

pregnantseinfeld:


dagwolf:
Vomitous
can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!


I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??

whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths


Exactly!!! We’re being told “be like this guy, he puts his company above his physical safety”. It’s a shaming tactic against people who don’t prioritize their employers. He was probably stressed the fuck out and needed serious recuperation after that feat, but they’re treating it like he sent the boss a birthday card.


I mean, he got a car out of it. He chose the job knowing how far away it was. This should be more of a condemnation of the lack of good public transportation in the south. This isn’t unique to Alabama, the only reason it’s in the news is because the owner is a decent human being.

I’ve been citing the preamble to the IWW constitution a lot lately:
“The working class and the employing class have nothing in common.”We must work or perish. All the talk this employee chose the job “knowing how far away it was” is bullshit. That he has to choose a job so difficult to get to is nothing more than fodder for further condemnation of our society. 
The charitable act here comes with a hidden agenda, as does the awful media representation of the story. 

 Charity, especially in this manner, is disempowering, condescending, and re-enforces class. Capitalist charity is always about composing the rich as good, generous, noble while composing the poor as short-sighted beggars always guilty of ending up in need of help, and so parasitic. One better hope that the employer in this story pays his employee enough to afford to properly care for and fuel his new car. Worst of all, charity makes people believe capitalism is good because it puts a very nice mask on the whole oppressive affair.
That’s how we should talk about this story. 

dagwolf: killagouge: topsydead: pregnantseinfeld: kittycatdeathtrap: pregnantseinfeld: dagwolf: Vomitous can we please stop pretendin...

Bailey Jay, Love, and Phone: r/AskReddit u/ShOtgunLlama 13h What is the dumbest solution to a problem that actually worked? 會27.7h 14.9k Share Stellapotamus 8h I went to cancel a doctor's appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a week's notice.I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free "Okay, so I need to reschedule for two weeks out." "Is three weeks okay?" "Yep." "Alright, you're all set for three weeks from now Anything else I can do for you?" "Yes, I need to cancel my appointment." "We need a week's notice." "My appointment is three weeks away." "Oh. Okay. Sure." Thank you." Couldn't believe it worked. Reply3 hotmolasses fattyatomicmutant wivernryder The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part. I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don't install customer parts So I figured if they won't install customer parts, they"ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn't sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor Holy Imma try that last one I went to my doctor's office and asked if they had any slots open for that day They told me they don't take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment. So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say "ld like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time? l said "Yep, I'm standing right here." He didn't understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down. I hung up and said to the original receptionist, "Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes." She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms I love it when Askreddit discussions spill over to tumblr
Bailey Jay, Love, and Phone: r/AskReddit
 u/ShOtgunLlama 13h
 What is the dumbest solution to a
 problem that actually worked?
 會27.7h
 14.9k
 Share
 Stellapotamus 8h
 I went to cancel a doctor's appointment and they
 said it was a $200 charge without a week's notice.I
 asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it
 was free
 "Okay, so I need to reschedule for two weeks out."
 "Is three weeks okay?"
 "Yep."
 "Alright, you're all set for three weeks from now
 Anything else I can do for you?"
 "Yes, I need to cancel my appointment."
 "We need a week's notice."
 "My appointment is three weeks away."
 "Oh. Okay. Sure."
 Thank you."
 Couldn't believe it worked.
 Reply3
 hotmolasses
 fattyatomicmutant
 wivernryder
 The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and
 cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic
 wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.
 I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was
 gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they
 said they don't install customer parts
 So I figured if they won't install customer parts, they"ll at least fix
 existing problems with the vehicle
 So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the
 mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn't sure what the
 problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only
 charged me $30 for the labor
 Holy
 Imma try that last one
 I went to my doctor's office and asked if they had any slots open for that day
 They told me they don't take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an
 appointment.
 So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist
 answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say "ld like to
 make an appointment today if you have any slots available
 He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I
 make it in time?
 l said "Yep, I'm standing right here."
 He didn't understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.
 I hung up and said to the original receptionist, "Hi, I have an appointment in
 five minutes."
 She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms
I love it when Askreddit discussions spill over to tumblr

I love it when Askreddit discussions spill over to tumblr

Brad Pitt, College, and Driving: Sprint LTE 1:19 PM thegoodlordabove.com GOD Jennifer Aniston Delivers Angry Response To 'Brangelina' Breakup "But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead fo Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for hρ r resnonse Thel did this heralise once interstellarxmedium: demho3zhatinq: Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie. For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter. “Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.” Aniston continued: “The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.” Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided. “Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.” “How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.” While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change. Damndamndamnnn
Brad Pitt, College, and Driving: Sprint LTE
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 Jennifer Aniston
 Delivers Angry
 Response To
 'Brangelina' Breakup
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 Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband
 Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world
 breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for
 hρ r resnonse Thel did this heralise once
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demho3zhatinq:

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.

For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.

“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”

Aniston continued:

“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.

“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”

“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”

While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.

Damndamndamnnn

interstellarxmedium: demho3zhatinq: Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked t...