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America, Bitch, and School: The US SHOULD be divided like this Nos Norther Suthwes* Southeost But its act 褝11ym like this: uest South Whot keyhollow: rametarin: someoneintheshadow456: vikkidc: rv-nn: el-kabongjr: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more 鈥淪outh鈥 you get聽 In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I鈥檓 not even kidding you聽 鈥 Please tell me you guys are kidding. 聽 Florida is like it鈥檚 own country I swear I鈥檓 from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I鈥檓 from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 馃憤 Um. This is so wrong. You鈥檙e forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas I鈥檓 from Texas and I 鈥淵ee-Haw鈥 this message ^ LMFAO America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat Bitch please at least your 鈥渃ountries in a trench coat鈥 speak the same language. Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin鈥 up up up. Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh You say that as if锟 shit hasn鈥檛 been fucky for decades 锟硷考
America, Bitch, and School: The US SHOULD be
 divided like this

 Nos
 Norther
 Suthwes*
 Southeost

 But its act 褝11ym
 like this:

 uest
 South
 Whot
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myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more 鈥淪outh鈥 you get聽
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I鈥檓 not even kidding you聽

鈥 Please tell me you guys are kidding. 聽

Florida is like it鈥檚 own country I swear

I鈥檓 from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.


I鈥檓 from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 馃憤

Um. This is so wrong.


You鈥檙e forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. 
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.


clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas


I鈥檓 from Texas and I 鈥淵ee-Haw鈥 this message 


^ LMFAO


America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat


Bitch please at least your 鈥渃ountries in a trench coat鈥 speak the same language. 

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin鈥 up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if锟 shit hasn鈥檛 been fucky for decades 锟硷考

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Ass, Children, and Dumb: 21 hrs Dear People Older Than Me: Shut up about the fucking participation trophies. We didn't ask for them. We didn't want them. We didn't cherish them and polish them while thinking about what special, gifted children we are. They were annoying clutter on our shelves that we had to throw out in secret so we wouldn't hurt YOUR feelings. And if we knew back then that you were gonna bring it up every time you disagreed with someone under 40 for the rest of fucking time, we would have told you where to shove that cheap plastic statue. Sincerely, People Younger Than Me Like -Comment 鈫扴hare nt 鈼 Share 214 133 shares 23 Comments straightouttanarnia: aproposthessaly: pearlsthatwereeyes: mihrsuri: star-anise: goshawke: hannibal-and-dory: pinkrocksugar: adramofpoison: children aren鈥檛 dumb. we knew that trophies meant nothing when everyone in the fucking class got one Also who was giving out those fucking trophies? SPOILER ALERT IT WASN鈥橳 US. IT WAS YOU. Who the fuck got trophies?? I got a piece of paper saying Participation on it with a cheap-ass shiny sticker in the corner! Sometimes they were ribbons. Sometimes they were just the gnawing awareness that you could never trust any praise an adult gave you. ^^^^ When I was in 7th grade, the administration at my middle school decided to make a bunch of changes to pep rallies, including changing the spirit award to the grade that showed the most school spirit to three spirit awards SO THAT EACH GRADE COULD HAVE ONE. We decided in about 2.5 seconds that this was fucking stupid and that it was pointless to have a school-wide spirit contest IF NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO WIN. Our entire grade organized ourselves and boycotted the pep rally in protest. We still went to the pep rally, but the entire 7th grade sat quietly in the bleachers and refused to cheer or otherwise participate. AND IT INFURIATED THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION. INFURIATED THEM. They ended up giving one spirit award to the 8th grade and two spirit awards to the 6th grade. At which point, our entire grade stood up and cheered, and the principal screamed into her microphone that we needed to sit down and stop cheering. Because we hadn鈥檛 broken any school rules, the administration realized they couldn鈥檛 punish us, and they changed back to one spirit award and got rid of the other unpopular pep rally changes. But they never forgave us. The principal saved up all of her anger for a year and a half and then called a special聽鈥減romotion ceremony rehearsal鈥 for our grade right before we graduated from middle school specifically so that she could spend an hour yelling at us about how THIS WAS NOT FOR US, THIS WAS FOR OUR PARENTS AND OUR TEACHERS AND THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE SCHOOL, AND IF WE FUCKED THE CEREMONY UP IN ANY WAY, SO HELP HER, SHE WOULD MAKE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL.聽 So, yeah, tell me again about how my generation expects trophies for participating. I dare you. Someone somewhere has a great post about how all Millennials learned from this 鈥渆verybody gets a trophy鈥 culture foisted on us was to distrust conventional feedback methods (if everybody gets one, the system must be wrong and someone who tells me I鈥檓 good at something is probably lying). So the fact that we鈥檙e a generation filled with insecure overachievers with a well-documented lack of interest in conventional life markers is partly due to all those stupid participation trophies. Ruined a perfectly good kid that鈥檚 what you did. Look at it. It鈥檚 got anxiety
Ass, Children, and Dumb: 21 hrs
 Dear People Older Than Me:
 Shut up about the fucking participation trophies. We didn't ask for them. We
 didn't want them. We didn't cherish them and polish them while thinking
 about what special, gifted children we are. They were annoying clutter on our
 shelves that we had to throw out in secret so we wouldn't hurt YOUR
 feelings. And if we knew back then that you were gonna bring it up every
 time you disagreed with someone under 40 for the rest of fucking time, we
 would have told you where to shove that cheap plastic statue.
 Sincerely,
 People Younger Than Me
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children aren鈥檛 dumb. we knew that trophies meant nothing when everyone in the fucking class got one

Also who was giving out those fucking trophies? SPOILER ALERT IT WASN鈥橳 US. IT WAS YOU.


Who the fuck got trophies?? I got a piece of paper saying Participation on it with a cheap-ass shiny sticker in the corner!

Sometimes they were ribbons.

Sometimes they were just the gnawing awareness that you could never trust any praise an adult gave you.


^^^^

When I was in 7th grade, the administration at my middle school decided to make a bunch of changes to pep rallies, including changing the spirit award to the grade that showed the most school spirit to three spirit awards SO THAT EACH GRADE COULD HAVE ONE.
We decided in about 2.5 seconds that this was fucking stupid and that it was pointless to have a school-wide spirit contest IF NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO WIN. Our entire grade organized ourselves and boycotted the pep rally in protest. We still went to the pep rally, but the entire 7th grade sat quietly in the bleachers and refused to cheer or otherwise participate.
AND IT INFURIATED THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION. INFURIATED THEM.
They ended up giving one spirit award to the 8th grade and two spirit awards to the 6th grade. At which point, our entire grade stood up and cheered, and the principal screamed into her microphone that we needed to sit down and stop cheering.
Because we hadn鈥檛 broken any school rules, the administration realized they couldn鈥檛 punish us, and they changed back to one spirit award and got rid of the other unpopular pep rally changes. But they never forgave us. The principal saved up all of her anger for a year and a half and then called a special聽鈥減romotion ceremony rehearsal鈥 for our grade right before we graduated from middle school specifically so that she could spend an hour yelling at us about how THIS WAS NOT FOR US, THIS WAS FOR OUR PARENTS AND OUR TEACHERS AND THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE SCHOOL, AND IF WE FUCKED THE CEREMONY UP IN ANY WAY, SO HELP HER, SHE WOULD MAKE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL.聽
So, yeah, tell me again about how my generation expects trophies for participating. I dare you.

Someone somewhere has a great post about how all Millennials learned from this 鈥渆verybody gets a trophy鈥 culture foisted on us was to distrust conventional feedback methods (if everybody gets one, the system must be wrong and someone who tells me I鈥檓 good at something is probably lying). So the fact that we鈥檙e a generation filled with insecure overachievers with a well-documented lack of interest in conventional life markers is partly due to all those stupid participation trophies. 

Ruined a perfectly good kid that鈥檚 what you did. Look at it. It鈥檚 got anxiety

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zandracourt:

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Good morning! I鈥檓 salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It鈥檚 a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you鈥檙e emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

鈥淐hildren are going to lie about their age鈥 is probably true, but that鈥檚 the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you鈥檙e not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don鈥檛 fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that鈥檚 holy, don鈥檛 blame anyone else for it.


This needs to be reblogged today.


Consenting to see adult content doesn鈥檛 mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut


Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you鈥檙e at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don鈥檛 want to see like, oh I don鈥檛 know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which aren鈥檛 always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don鈥檛 want then there shouldn鈥檛 be anything in here that鈥檚 a shock to you but maybe there is. That鈥檚 why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story. 
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time 鈥渁re you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it鈥. 
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it鈥檚 probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut. 

This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3


Always important!!!!!!

Cannot stress聽鈥榶ou walnut鈥 enough

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Beard, Beautiful, and Children: hu by Tami feminismandmedia: fairyofsomething: affinityforthestars: jumpingjacktrash: curlicuecal: uluhlynx: sweet-saccharin: if this ain鈥檛 the most beautiful mermaid you鈥檝e ever seen鈥 He looks so happy 10/10 a good mermaid the mermaid of happiness Reblog to have good and warm feelings ;w; <3 I think he鈥檚 actually from the Merby group. It鈥檚 a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website 鈥渨orks diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.鈥 They also currently have applications open for new merbys! Aside from it going to a great cause, it鈥檚 also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! Oh and they鈥檙e also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: 鈥淚nclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time 鈥 that鈥檚 who we are.聽Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant 鈥 it鈥檚 the beard inside that matters most.鈥
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if this ain鈥檛 the most beautiful mermaid you鈥檝e ever seen鈥

He looks so happy


10/10 a good mermaid

the mermaid of happiness


Reblog to have good and warm feelings

;w; <3

I think he鈥檚 actually from the Merby group. It鈥檚 a bunch dudes with facial hair who get together, put on tails, and do a photoshoot. 
This photoshoot gets turned into a calendar which is then sold and most (if not all) proceeds go to charity. 
Their most recent charity went to VPNL, which according to their website  鈥渨orks diligently throughout the province to change attitudes, behaviours, and social norms associated with violence. VPNL organizations provide violence prevention and early intervention services to those most at risk of experiencing violence: women, children and youth, Indigenous women and children, older persons, persons with disabilities, persons of varying race or ethnicity, LGBTQ+ persons, and persons of varying economic status.鈥
They also currently have applications open for new merbys!
Aside from it going to a great cause, it鈥檚 also a super funny & cute calendar! It makes for a great gift. I got two in 2018! 
Oh and they鈥檙e also hella inclusive and socially conscious. One of my favorite quotes from the Merby site: 
鈥淚nclusion is our jam. Humans of all genders, ethnicities, faiths, abilities and ages are welcome. Good people, doing good things, having fun the whole time 鈥 that鈥檚 who we are.聽Ability to grow facial hair is irrelevant 鈥 it鈥檚 the beard inside that matters most.鈥

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Africa, Bitch, and Bruh: i IHLAYANEWS.COM Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn鈥檛 seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS鈥.A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude鈥檚 got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I鈥檓 still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News鈥 header has faint text reading 鈥渘uusparodie waarvan jy hou,鈥 which was translated by Africa Check:鈥淚hlaya News鈥 roughly translates, from isiZulu, as 鈥渃razy person news鈥. The site鈥檚 tagline is 鈥渘uusparodie waarvan jy hou鈥 鈥 Afrikaans for 鈥渘ews parody that you like鈥.When Ihlaya News (鈥渃razy person news鈥) published 鈥淗otel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle鈥 on November 9 2019, faint 鈥渟atire鈥 signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the 鈥渘ews鈥 on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources 鈥渁te the onion鈥 as it were. That鈥檚 a relief
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 won child support battle
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uncleromeo:


bruh





Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now.

Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn鈥檛 seem to grasp the implications of this situation.

HILLARIOUS鈥.A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. 

Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system.
Dude鈥檚 got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I鈥檓 still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article.

Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News鈥 header has faint text reading 鈥渘uusparodie waarvan jy hou,鈥 which was translated by Africa Check:鈥淚hlaya
 News鈥 roughly translates, from isiZulu, as 鈥渃razy person news鈥. The 
site鈥檚 tagline is 鈥渘uusparodie waarvan jy hou鈥 鈥 Afrikaans for 鈥渘ews 
parody that you like鈥.When Ihlaya News (鈥渃razy 
person news鈥) published 鈥淗otel cleaner who stole sperm from a used 
condom won child support battle鈥 on November 9 2019, faint 鈥渟atire鈥 
signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in 
Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with
 screenshots of the 鈥渘ews鈥 on Facebook. However, the claim originated 
with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources 鈥渁te the onion鈥 as it were.

That鈥檚 a relief

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Beautiful, Blessed, and Bodies : Trashmouth Your Mom > 345,987 likes Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich SummerKid324 Plot Twist view all 12,243 comments reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥
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Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥

reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes...

Animals, Bad, and Frozen: ANIMALS ARE NOT ENTERTANENTi dora-wont-explore: frozen-void: linddzz: only-1-a: twowandsandadrink: astral-nexus: vegan-xicano: prettynymph: Sea world should be wiped the fuck out Seaworld, zoos, circuses Always reblog, spread the message. no no zoos zoos do good things zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down and zoos give them care to keep them healthy seaworld and circuses (involving animals) those are the ones that are bad Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean. Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less 鈥渢rainers鈥 and more 鈥渉uman toys.鈥 Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they鈥檙e going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins. Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE鈥 there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts. Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn鈥檛 best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern. Learn before you burn聽 Keep the zoos and aquariums. Fuck sea world and circuses.
Animals, Bad, and Frozen: ANIMALS ARE NOT
 ENTERTANENTi
dora-wont-explore:

frozen-void:

linddzz:

only-1-a:

twowandsandadrink:

astral-nexus:

vegan-xicano:

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

Seaworld, zoos, circuses

Always reblog, spread the message.

no
no zoos
zoos do good things
zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild
zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down
and zoos give them care to keep them healthy
seaworld and circuses (involving animals)
those are the ones that are bad

Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean.

Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less 鈥渢rainers鈥 and more 鈥渉uman toys.鈥 Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they鈥檙e going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins.
Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE鈥 there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts.
Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn鈥檛 best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern.

Learn before you burn聽

Keep the zoos and aquariums. Fuck sea world and circuses.

dora-wont-explore: frozen-void: linddzz: only-1-a: twowandsandadrink: astral-nexus: vegan-xicano: prettynymph: Sea world should be w...

Animals, Bad, and Frozen: ANIMALS ARE NOT ENTERTANENTi dora-wont-explore: frozen-void: linddzz: only-1-a: twowandsandadrink: astral-nexus: vegan-xicano: prettynymph: Sea world should be wiped the fuck out Seaworld, zoos, circuses Always reblog, spread the message. no no zoos zoos do good things zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down and zoos give them care to keep them healthy seaworld and circuses (involving animals) those are the ones that are bad Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean. Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less 鈥渢rainers鈥 and more 鈥渉uman toys.鈥 Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they鈥檙e going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins. Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE鈥 there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts. Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn鈥檛 best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern. Learn before you burn聽 Keep the zoos and aquariums. Fuck sea world and circuses.
Animals, Bad, and Frozen: ANIMALS ARE NOT
 ENTERTANENTi
dora-wont-explore:


frozen-void:

linddzz:

only-1-a:

twowandsandadrink:

astral-nexus:

vegan-xicano:

prettynymph:

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

Seaworld, zoos, circuses

Always reblog, spread the message.

no
no zoos
zoos do good things
zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild
zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down
and zoos give them care to keep them healthy
seaworld and circuses (involving animals)
those are the ones that are bad

Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean.

Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less 鈥渢rainers鈥 and more 鈥渉uman toys.鈥 Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they鈥檙e going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins.
Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE鈥 there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts.
Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn鈥檛 best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern.

Learn before you burn聽

Keep the zoos and aquariums. Fuck sea world and circuses.

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