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Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)
Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four
 egged baby a happy birthday?
So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run ...

Beautiful, Beef, and Bless Up: I am definitely going to steal my Neighbor's pomsky Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)
Beautiful, Beef, and Bless Up: I am definitely going to steal my
 Neighbor's pomsky
Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)

Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions ...

Basketball, Bless Up, and Chill: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's happy @DrSmashlove BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]
Basketball, Bless Up, and Chill: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's
 happy
 @DrSmashlove
BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]

BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS L...

America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️
America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He
 didn't hear us come through the back and
 thinks we are still in the car.
 vid: reddit u/romansamurai
 Dromashlove
 0:00
 0:26
Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️

Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wir...

5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂
5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl.
(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of y’all ain’t smart. Actually y’all dumb (low key 😂). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. “Smash wayment. U saying even if I’m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? 🤔” I’m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ain’t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ain’t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like “bam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.” But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldn’t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY 😂. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why it’s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE 👏 A 👏 M 👏. Now look I’m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. I’m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like “wow he up at 5 am damn.” Nah. I’m up to email y’all a$$es before snoozing 😂. But if y’all wanna assume then good 😊. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! 😂😂😂

(🎥: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of y’all smart like y’all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But s...

Anaconda, Be Like, and Dude: 12:03pm: hey gorgeous 12:05pm: how are youuuu? 12:08pm: you there? 12:10pm: hello? Babe? 12:13pm: HELLOOOoo 12:16pm: fucking slut, you're ugly anyways I mean at some point you need to know when not to stop shooting. If you shoot 0-9 from three, don’t be steph curry. Be like Hassan Whiteside in the fourth and the 4th quarter and take your seat young man. This same logic can be used with people. If it’s NOT working just stop. They say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” but no need to keep hoisting boulders from ya mother’s basement King. Patience is everything when trying to secure anything in life. I tried to teach that to my homie Martin. He ain’t neva had no Daddy. Boy been patient for him to come from Walmart but we know for far too many of us has waited that wait bruv never coming back. Every dude know a guy who talks about a new girl he bout to pull you know his game weak like Krillin. I’m like “give it some time bro plus she light skin it takes 2 business day to generate a response” She ain’t know he liked him but this was the first step to success. I tried to tell him be different. Don’t text her “wyd” call her and ask about her day girls like that shit when dudes go out they way. This boy took it to the extreme. This man called and left a good 26 voice mails-like this some type of 1990’s rnb video. She ain’t answer his call all weekend. I was there for a few, Boy start apologizing for things he ain’t even do. “Sorry your dog died when you was younger I shoulda been there”. I shook my head for the real ones who got some balls to hold onto. Message after message he poured his heart out about he type of dude he was. Nigga STRAIGHT Lying through his teeth. After the 10th they were all pathetic. Have some pride bro. Nigga started getting mad and roasting her. He wrote a whole thesis telling her off. come to find out on Monday her grandfather died and she was at the funeral. This man done over shot and got her killed his chances with her. She told her brother about it. That man stretched Martin till next Tuesday. No literally he a accordion when he walks now. Pray for Martin.
Anaconda, Be Like, and Dude: 12:03pm: hey gorgeous
 12:05pm: how are youuuu?
 12:08pm: you there?
 12:10pm: hello? Babe?
 12:13pm: HELLOOOoo
 12:16pm: fucking slut, you're ugly
 anyways
I mean at some point you need to know when not to stop shooting. If you shoot 0-9 from three, don’t be steph curry. Be like Hassan Whiteside in the fourth and the 4th quarter and take your seat young man. This same logic can be used with people. If it’s NOT working just stop. They say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” but no need to keep hoisting boulders from ya mother’s basement King. Patience is everything when trying to secure anything in life. I tried to teach that to my homie Martin. He ain’t neva had no Daddy. Boy been patient for him to come from Walmart but we know for far too many of us has waited that wait bruv never coming back. Every dude know a guy who talks about a new girl he bout to pull you know his game weak like Krillin. I’m like “give it some time bro plus she light skin it takes 2 business day to generate a response” She ain’t know he liked him but this was the first step to success. I tried to tell him be different. Don’t text her “wyd” call her and ask about her day girls like that shit when dudes go out they way. This boy took it to the extreme. This man called and left a good 26 voice mails-like this some type of 1990’s rnb video. She ain’t answer his call all weekend. I was there for a few, Boy start apologizing for things he ain’t even do. “Sorry your dog died when you was younger I shoulda been there”. I shook my head for the real ones who got some balls to hold onto. Message after message he poured his heart out about he type of dude he was. Nigga STRAIGHT Lying through his teeth. After the 10th they were all pathetic. Have some pride bro. Nigga started getting mad and roasting her. He wrote a whole thesis telling her off. come to find out on Monday her grandfather died and she was at the funeral. This man done over shot and got her killed his chances with her. She told her brother about it. That man stretched Martin till next Tuesday. No literally he a accordion when he walks now. Pray for Martin.

I mean at some point you need to know when not to stop shooting. If you shoot 0-9 from three, don’t be steph curry. Be like Hassan Whiteside...

Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy 😂. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND 😂. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout “GURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS 😂 lmaooo 😂 Nah but he coming over again tonight doe 😆 we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” 😂 But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. “GIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her ‘friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy 😂. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up 😂😂😂
Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she don’t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy 😂. Don’t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! C’mon now if a dog stink a lil bit that’s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND 😂. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it don’t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it don’t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she can’t move 😊) talmbout “GURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS 😂 lmaooo 😂 Nah but he coming over again tonight doe 😆 we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u don’t mind bye boo!” 😂 But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ain’t cute at all. “GIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CAN’T RETURN A TEXT. DON’T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.” But her friend ain’t getting them texts. Nope. Because her ‘friend’ is at Mr. Frito’s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy 😂. But see that’s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill 😊. Y’all be safe now! Bless up 😂😂😂

One of my followers commented: “why do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them 😊.” See this raise a very important issue about women a...