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Not Okay

Not Okay

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Menstrual

Menstrual

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Ian

Ian

And
And

And

How To Speak British
How To Speak British

How To Speak British

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British: Just teaching her some innocent British slang..
British: Just teaching her some innocent British slang..

Just teaching her some innocent British slang..

British: British slang
British: British slang

British slang

British: Laughs in British
British: Laughs in British

Laughs in British

British: Laughs in British by LordRhino01 MORE MEMES
British: Laughs in British by LordRhino01
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Laughs in British by LordRhino01 MORE MEMES

British: Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly
British: Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly

Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly

British: is this post offensive to British people
British: is this post offensive to British people

is this post offensive to British people

British: God still doesn’t trust the British in the dark.
British: God still doesn’t trust the British in the dark.

God still doesn’t trust the British in the dark.

British: The British spelling of paedophile is so much classier by Cumzilla-420 MORE MEMES
British: The British spelling of paedophile is so much classier by Cumzilla-420
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The British spelling of paedophile is so much classier by Cumzilla-420 MORE MEMES

British: chefpyro: diakko-blog-es: Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look like japanese animator 2: like a human but more pretentious
British: chefpyro:

diakko-blog-es:
Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person


japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look like
japanese animator 2: like a human but more pretentious

chefpyro: diakko-blog-es: Thee face of two aristocrats and an ordinary person japanese animator 1: hey what does a british person look...

British: The sun never sets on the British empire
British: The sun never sets on the British empire

The sun never sets on the British empire

British: i hate being british.
British: i hate being british.

i hate being british.

British: The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return
British: The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return

The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return

British: The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return by iSlingShlong MORE MEMES
British: The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return by iSlingShlong
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The British museum have artifacts from ancient Egypt that they stole and refuse to return by iSlingShlong MORE MEMES

British: What should I absolutely not do when visiting the USA? Charlie Knoles, I have lived in 5 countries and am an Aussie expat in the USA Answered 2d ago + Don't get out of your car ifyou get pulled over by police. I was pulled over by a police officer while driving in Iowa. It was one week afterI had arrived in the USA for the first time. I had accidentally made a minor mistake disobeying a traffic sign. Back home in Australia it's considered polite to get out of your car and walk over to the police officer's car and hand him your license so he doesn't have to get out of his seat. I wanted to be extra polite so I immediately jumped out of my car and walked towards his car while reaching into my back pocket. I'm lucky to be alive. If you come from a gun-free country like the UK or Australia you don't have any natural instinct for gun culture. You don't realize that police assume that everyone is armed. Things got immediately serious. The police officer's hand went to his weapon and I responded by dropping to my knees with my hands up. He yelled a bunch of things at me but my memory is vague because my heartbeat was suddenly pulsing in my ears blotting out all sound. I don't know if he drew his weapon or not. I was staring intently at the ground, shaking and trying to project non- threatening vibes. My next memory is that there were three police cars around me and a bunch of cops who'd been called for backup. They were all keeping their hands close to their guns. After some time passed (a minute? 30 minutes?I have no idea) the tensions de-escalated and they told me to get up. I gave the officer my license and tried to explain why I'd approached him. It was completely incomprehensible to him that there was a place where people don't fear cops and vice versa at traffic stops. It was as though I was trying to tell him that I came from Narnia and our cops were all talking animals. I've spoken to several British people, New Zealanders, and Australians who have shared almost identical stories. They really need to put signs up in all major US airports. Don't get out of your car if stopped by police. They will assume you are armed and they might shoot you. fierceawakening: adelmortescryche: Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.
British: What should I absolutely not do when visiting the USA?
 Charlie Knoles, I have lived in 5 countries and am an Aussie expat in
 the USA
 Answered 2d ago
 +
 Don't get out of your car ifyou get pulled over by police.
 I was pulled over by a police officer while driving in Iowa. It was one week afterI
 had arrived in the USA for the first time. I had accidentally made a minor
 mistake disobeying a traffic sign. Back home in Australia it's considered polite to
 get out of your car and walk over to the police officer's car and hand him your
 license so he doesn't have to get out of his seat. I wanted to be extra polite so I
 immediately jumped out of my car and walked towards his car while reaching
 into my back pocket.
 I'm lucky to be alive.
 If you come from a gun-free country like the UK or Australia you don't have any
 natural instinct for gun culture. You don't realize that police assume that
 everyone is armed.
 Things got immediately serious. The police officer's hand went to his weapon
 and I responded by dropping to my knees with my hands up. He yelled a bunch
 of things at me but my memory is vague because my heartbeat was suddenly
 pulsing in my ears blotting out all sound. I don't know if he drew his weapon or
 not. I was staring intently at the ground, shaking and trying to project non-
 threatening vibes. My next memory is that there were three police cars around
 me and a bunch of cops who'd been called for backup. They were all keeping
 their hands close to their guns. After some time passed (a minute? 30 minutes?I
 have no idea) the tensions de-escalated and they told me to get up. I gave the
 officer my license and tried to explain why I'd approached him. It was completely
 incomprehensible to him that there was a place where people don't fear cops and
 vice versa at traffic stops. It was as though I was trying to tell him that I came
 from Narnia and our cops were all talking animals.
 I've spoken to several British people, New Zealanders, and Australians who have
 shared almost identical stories. They really need to put signs up in all major US
 airports.
 Don't get out of your car if stopped by police. They will assume you are
 armed and they might shoot you.
fierceawakening:
adelmortescryche:
Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some things change when you shift countries. Keep the changes in mind. 

Whenever I see this I wonder what the gun guys think about it.

fierceawakening: adelmortescryche: Reblogging for other diasporic and expat folk. Especially non-caucasian diasporic and expat folk. Some...

British: FRSH morefunthanb4: helltitty: These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick
British: FRSH
morefunthanb4:

helltitty:

These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen

A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick

morefunthanb4: helltitty: These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick

British: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: “Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“ “The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“ “Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“ some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!
British: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type
 Arctovish -Water / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
 Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type
 Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
spacehippieface:

girlfriendluvr:

tsunflowers:
why are these all so fucked up
the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples
in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:
“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“
“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“
“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“
some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.
the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)
some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several inc...

British: FRSH morefunthanb4: helltitty: These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick Take the shot Price. Can’t let him reproduce.
British: FRSH
morefunthanb4:

helltitty:

These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen

A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick 


Take the shot Price. Can’t let him reproduce.

morefunthanb4: helltitty: These guys are the most British looking men I’ve ever seen A sniper is about to shoot that guy in the dick...